#peter: *trying not to laugh*

[sage-lights]

smosh pit proudly presents: the wenching hour (a courtney miller birthday special)

[soupmanspeaks]

something something headcanon Michael wrote a good amount of the Fnaf songs as a way of coping with the horrors™️ so like in his handy dandy notebook, right next to his plans of arson and vivid drawings of nightmares, it reads "I can see you there, warmth and life, why don't you share, it's been many years, stuck here living with out fears-" and it doubles as Michael trying to categorize all the information he's learnt and helping him process all this information and it gives this really funny visual of later on, Gregory asking Glamrock Freddy something from the past of Fazbear Entertainment or his previous family drama and then Freddy just starts humming and muttering "....mmm all stay strong, we live eternally, all is well in mmmmm pure insanity, mmmmm-AH!- here is your answer, Gregory! :333" no because imagine he shows Gregory "Too Far" (by CK9C) and Greg's like "Thats......a lot of yelling." "I was going through a rough time haha." -listens to it further before taking of the headphones- "...You good man?" "I'm really not, but we ball, Gregory."

[im-not-a-l0ser]

[playing trivial pursuit] Pete: What was the first professional sports league to surpass 1,000,000,000 followers on social media. Richie: I mean... public executions, really. In France. I mean, look, if we're being real here. Richie: "Remember, remember. The fifth of November." Richie: That's Britain, but it's still... the same principle. Pete: No, it was the NBA. Richie: Oh Pete: I'm being told it's like the WNBA but all dudes.

[aliceisaperson]

I kind of really want to change my profile picture to this just because Bryce looks so FUCKING GOOD HERE but I can’t bring myself to replace

Him

[irondad-defensesquad]

do you think tony climbs on the counter to look taller when he lectures peter

[moeblob]

Erin, to her crush: You're a dick

Mason, the crush: I won't argue! But to clarify -

[mf-headcannontap]

MARVEL Headcannon #6:

Everyone knows how Steve (and probably Bucky, let's be real) are technologically inept, right? Well, you know who else would also be technologically inept? Thor and Loki, but not for the reasons you think.

See Steve (and Bucky, but maybe he has some tech training as the WS, I can't see HYDRA not teaching him how to hack, so really just trivial things such as using social media might confuse him) has the problem of literally jumping forward in time. Thor and Loki would have the exact opposite problem.

Asgard is like this super advanced place that has literal magic and stuff. It's more than safe to assume that despite keeping older aesthetic, they are a highly advanced civilization that is a perfect blend of traditional and innovative technology. The technology of the 21st century here on earth would probably be something that predates them on Asgard, like how telegrams predate everyone currently alive.

So, while Steve is coming forward in time, Thor and Loki are going back in time technology-wise. And that's why they struggle. It would be like if teens today tried to figure out how to use a telegram (or a phone booth/rotary phone) when they are so used to touchscreen.

Loki is a very adaptable person and is the literal God of Fake-It-Till-You-Make-It, and Bucky has been trained (conditioned) to observe and learn (hence the staring problem) so those two are better at hiding their confusion with technology, but Steve and Thor? Yeah, those two visibly struggle.

The four of them have a "support group" of sorts, where they're just trying to figure tech out. Honorable group members include Carol Danvers and Peter Quill, who are alien tech whizzes, and yet are still stuck using 80's tech Earth-wise.

[sincericida]

ALMUT & TOBIAS

"‘WE LIVE IN TIME’ plot centers on Almut (Florence Pugh), a witty, unstoppable chef, and Tobias (Andrew Garfield), a recent divorcee, whose surprise encounter changes their lives.

After falling for each other, building a home, and becoming a family, a difficult truth is revealed."

So ready for tragedy...

(X)

[messervixen]

What if Sirius couldn’t transform while he was in Azkaban so he was just stuck there forever and no one ever found out that he was innocent.

Harry would hate him.

Remus would spend the rest of his life thinking that Sirius was the traitor.

Wouldn’t that be so fun :)

[exequien]

i couldn't resist making these

[enter-drfrog]

I still have so many other notes from Peter Pan Goes wrong the other night, but one of my favorite things in the preshow was Trevor making fun of American accents. He was looking for the hammer and I think a little kid said something about the way he said it so he corrected himself in an American accent and then said it sounded ridiculous

[bunisher]

frank has a box of crayons he carries with him in his duffel bag. nobody knows why, but matt knows. he doesn’t say anything about it, but sometimes he thinks about telling david

[ishouldbedoingalright]

peter pan goes wrong. amazing, brilliant, show-stopping.

[fraseris]

sips my whiskey (this is a bar setting) well girl you want to know something about me. i love characters who are always laughing in the face of life no matter how awful it is for them