#qille

[qillespen]

When you forgot your tablet so you’ve gotta break out the colored pencils to make a joke

[skunkes]

i found sum office job appropriate button ups and such at thrift store now i can look for appropriate pantswear. And start manifesting.

[aletterinthenameofsanity]

My hands are cramping from writing 1.5k words on the airplane just now but when I am hyperfixating I am HYPERFIXATING, y'all. I'm up to 34k written in the last *checks watch* holy shit, six days. And today's not even over yet, because when I get to my destination, a computer will be calling my name. I'd like to thank Dead Boy Detectives for devouring my brain cells with the multishipping and character development potential- you're to blame for the state of my poor thumbs!

[goddammitjosef]

*places subway surfers vieeo below you*

napalex is actually the PERFECT ship alexander and napoleon were meant for eachother actually well not really i dont think theyre good for eachother but theyre evil soulmates you get what im saying??? like they shouldnt be together but they are and i like it that way

alexander was RAISED ON IDEALS OF THE FRENCH REVOLUTION his tutor was a FRENCH REPUBLICAN NAPOLEON WAS A PRODUCT OF THE REVOLUTION BOTH LEANED TOWARDS MORW CONAERVATIVE IDEOLOGIES AS THEY GOT OLDER IN THEIR CAREER WHILE NAPOLEON STARTED OFF AS A BOARDERLINE CORSICAN NATIONALIST LATER GRAVITATING TO WHATEVER THW FUCK YOU CAN CALL BONAPARTISM ALEXANDER STARTS OFF AS A LIBERAL MIND YOU HIS TUTOR WAS AN ATHEIST ONLY TO LATER TURN INTO A CONSERVATIVE ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN IN HIS LATER YEARS AND LESS OF AN IDEALIST YALL DONT EVEN GETT IT BRUHHH

alexander never wanted to be tsar and dr amed of living a life away from tsardom meanwhile napoleon did everythinh in his power to become emperor and got there THROUGH A COUP LOOK AT THIS COMPARISON THERES SO MUCH TO COMPARE AND SO MUCH TO LOVW ABOUT THWM

FROM THE TILSIT TO ERFURT AND THE QUOTES AND THE BED IT ALL MAKES SENSE ITS SO OBVIOHUS FAGGOTRY THEY SPENT LONH TIME IN ERFURT WHAT DID THEY DO IN ERFUET?????

im sorry to all my clone high mutuals who had to see this

[othercrossee]

Killinf mysf

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

honestly kinda funny to hear people on here b like 'that's it I'm LEAVING tumblr because of the whole ai thing' and like look I respect ur decision but if u think I'm not gonna be on this hellsite at the very end scrabbling to add my thoughts in the tags then u really don't know me at all lol

[t4tsnowstormjrwi]

I get to do an assignment about meee yayyyyyy I get to introduce myself yayyy only problem is I don't knkw who i am and I treat this like an important business document or something

[tricksterrune]

Yondu feels

I've finally watched more GotG and have had thoughts about Yondu.

Random headcanon: Since a large part of Yondu's crew is as dumb as a bag of bricks (it's funny until you tie it a lack of literacy and basic education to crime and neglect on a universal scale) Peter and his fourth grade education quickly rise through the Ravager ranks. He's promoted almost instantly once Yondu recognizes he can multiply. (I want to write a fic where Peter is on cleaning duty, overhears someone making a mess of inventory and by snarking, gets promoted by Yondu)

What if.......Yondu's core problem is weakness. Weakness gets you killed. Softness gets you killed. He learned that lesson as a child, sold into slavery, becoming a child soldier and later a ravager. The boss is feared, gets respect, gets what he wants, is free. In control. He absolutely cannot let go of that control. He simply must be the toughest meanest son of bitch around. Or else he will suffer and die. Sadly that extends to his parenting. Teaching someone to be tough will save their lives. What if.....he was shown another way? Deep down Yondu is a softie. He likes silly dolls on his console (the one quirk he gets away with, an eccentricity which is NOT a weakness), he likes music, he wants Peter to think he's cool. If he was allowed to be soft, he'd be a better dad. On that What if he needs a positive role model. Someone who he respects as super tough, as a boss .....but also has a soft side, shows emotions. (Stakar? Peter would love an unofficial grandparent called the Starhawk, even more so if he teases Yondu on a regular basis).

Then Yondu would give up command. I think the need to project toughness in front of his crew is toxic to himself and secretly he'd like to be rid of the responsibility. (In a shocking trend, I want to write this what if fic. Yondu has to choose between his crew, his position and Peter at a point early on and chooses Peter. Maybe he runs to the Ravagers and breaks down crying at Stakar's feet. He'd still be a scoundrel and thief, but with a smaller ship and a very small crew of just two people) he'd teach Peter all about the craft, has adventures but is a better person and dad because of it.

Other random fic idea: Yondu had a great death in GotG. I don't want to undo that. In IW I wished for a small flashback scene, based on Peter's line of how he's been flying since he was 9 and a 'normal human' to react (I had Scott Lang in mind somehow) by saying 'Which irresponsible moron let a nine year old fly a spaceship?' Cue flashback of Yondu and Peter in a cockpit, Peter sitting on the space version of a thick phone book in order to reach the controls. Both of them are buckled in, in contrast to Kraglin who stumbles in, yelling, complaining that you normally warn the crew when you go through one of the gates. Yondu gets a mischievous look and asks Peter if he heard that. Peter catches on. What did you hear, Yondu? I think I heard Kraglin. Kraglin eyeroll of an exasperated stroppy teenager. I think I heard Kraglin say that he wants to do a barrel roll. Cue Kraglin desperately scrambling for a seat before Peter does exactly that. Adult Peter tells the tale with a fond look. Other normal human looks at him in abject horror, which intensifies as Peter says that he absolutely must tell the story of how he was a getaway driver at the age of 11.

[sarcasticscribbles]

Maybe My Soulmate Died, idk

[redysetdare]

I'm sorry but it's wild to me that repulsed ppl constantly have to add disclaimers to their posts Abt being frustrated Abt how they are treated all because some ppl will take it as a personal attack against favorable ppl.

[mintmatcha]

fic where your ex sero, someone you are still close with, gently tells you that he can't hang out with you anymore because his current girlfriend thinks you guys are still in love with each other

[qillespen]

The bravest of boys, about to fight the Ancient Fuelweaver

(Not pictured: he gets rekt and has to go do the Bee Queen Fight of Shame for the crown and jellybeans, smh)

[kingsmoot]

theon spending his whole final chapter worried that asha is gonna find out he fucked up taking winterfell 🫠🔫

[tillman]

Obsessed w the person translating the character selects frm the system voices in xrd getting to zato and multiple times in this video going “yeah I have no idea what zato is talking about here.” Thats the zato-one experience!!!

[just-a-leech-boy]

Alex eating his scotch apple

Bonus: little pat

[bettertwin1]

Dude I wanna complement you and stuff but I don't want your ego to grow like the Grinchs heart 😭

INM CEYEKNG 😭😭😭😭😭😭