#raj rants

[rajanilefreak]

Ok, what is it with my supermarket only having versions of energy drinks as sugar free with one of two flavors and the original flavor as the exception?

Bitches I don't care about your 'oh but i need to be thinner' or 'sugar isn't healthy' bullcrap. If you are buying an energy drink, it should be because you need that jolt of energy. Guess what has energy? SUGAR!

Making it sugar free is not going to make it any heathier. It's already not healthy to begin with, It's supposed to be the equivalent to a nuke to your lack of energy. By making it sugar free, you are only making it worse because the product is going to need to find substitutes for both the sweetness AND the energy you would get from the sugar.

This is to say: I just spent a whole night waking up one an hour for no good fucking reason, have to get up at 5 am to be at work on time, in a very demanding job that usually also has me working after hours before getting to go home and only survived the day because the restaurant next door had redbulls and am now in sleep debt so I'm going to need to stock up on energy drinks until the end of the week and hopefully pass out for, like, twelve hours or more after wards and I'm pissy and very offended at all the sugar free energy drinks with interesting flavors, but whose use I revile because I have a very rigid stance on sugar free and I haven't had a full night's sleep in a while

[nocofamilyau]

total drama moment (4/8)

[croissingtheguidelines]

yk smth that kinda bugs me for what feels like not a valid reason idk but when ppl shit on rayne like its the second coming of satan like i dont even fw rayne like that but i dont anything particularly wrong with it or im just being highly optimistic. like its a reasonable ship, maybe some ppl js dig the whole close bond they got. but im saying this as a rajbow shipper, SOME rajbow fans needa chill tf out bc if someone doesnt like rajbow its srsly not the end of the world. ship raj with wayne ship bowie with like fucking caleb or smth idk. honestly, as long as you ship raj and bowie with men (well bc theyre CANONICALLY gay characters. were not. erasing char representation are we…?) then like, thats fine. but if you ship them with women we finna have a problem in this bitch fr. ik i was kinda focusing on defending rayne but this logic can go for any ship including a male char x raj or bowie like omg WHO CARES if they arent shipped with each other just dont erase rep and youre fine nothing has ever been that srs😭😭 im not saying you cant have opinions im just saying can you respect others? actually this could go for mkulia fans its a WORST situation for them their shit not even canon fr☠️☠️ take might get me cancelled bc everyone and their mother hates rayne but oh well teehee as long as ik im right it doesnt matter first post in a like two months and im finna get crashed but wtv

[apleijuic]

no why is twitter so bitchy abt people shipping rayne?? ive seensome ppl go as far as to call it a pr0ship?? do they know the definition of that lol

not only is rayne healthy, but it's fuckinf adorable?? childhood bestfriends that support eachother 1000% turned into lovers? how is that, in any form, a bad trope.

dare i even say you could go with raj coming out as gay helps wayne realize that he himself is bi and that him wanting to kiss and hold raj is not js "normal bro feelings" and that he is in fact madly deeply in love w him. and that's cute as shit fym rayne is "uncomfortable." nuhuh.

saw someone say shipping rayne is 'queer black erasure' as if the melanin on bowie gets sucked out of his skin the second raj says "its not working out, i think i love wayne"

like holyFUCK ppl on twitter are so sensitive im sorry

[secretandpurplememories]

Sometimes I just love my friends so much cause they do crazy things like this 🤭❤️

PYAAR HUA IQRAR HUA HAI , PYAAR SE FIR KYU DARTA HAI DIL .......

SHREE 420 (1955)

[citrusacidic]

LOVED THE NEW SEASON!!who r u taking home with you (translation: who’s the blorboest)

WARNING THIS POST WILL HAVE A WEE BIT OF SPOILERS FOR THE NEW SEASON SORRYY

thank u so much for asking (evil face)

- Zee is probably my overall fave which was kinda surprising to me but it makes sense, i just fucking love that dude. I can tell his archetype is like those guys in stoner movies, and i watched dazed and confused and fucking loved Ron so ofc im a big Zee fan. Plus i am usually a fan of the characters with purely good intentions and Zee is a SWEETHEART. he literally got kicked for being the most liked SMH

- everytime i like a ship and then it becomes canon my brain runs laps around the sun and i become rabid so of COURSEEEE Bowie and Raj HAVE to be up there!!! the second they had that little scene where bowie held raj’s hands i became so mf aggroed on them its insane. And of course Waynes aggressively supportive character was so sweet to see i love the hockey boys SOOO much

- i loved Emma for most of the season. she was great. until the Chase thing... where she went back to him. so fingers crossed season 2 bowie knocks some sense into her and she dumps chase’s ass for good, other than that shes way up there

- priya is so baby girl. when her design was released everyone thought she was just the nice girl but shes fuckin RABID (along with emma) she is such a fun character

[bennydwight]

The first mod anyone is going to make for Coral Island is absolutely going to be the ability to romance numerous partners at once

[flytomy134340]

Raj was definitely bi and you can't tell me otherwise, if Howard had asked he would have jumped his bones in a heartbeat

[honeymoonsimmer]

thirsting over coral island characters once again

i've been so obsessed with this game for these past few months and im in love with all of the characters and i just went back to the mines and in the new mission THIS MAN SHOWS UP????!!!? I AM DROOLING Raj might have some competition ngl

[name-doggo]

My friend sent some Random Pictures of the Graphic Novel on Accident and Goddammit I find something new to be annoyed about everytime-

People Giving Oscar a Smart Phone is an extremely big Pet peeve of Mine ok-

[rajanilefreak]

Oh, the irony of my mom 'being lazy' (as she put it when she referred to me doing it) because of depression complaining to me that I don't understand what she's feeling like.

I mean, it's not like she hadn't berated me about it enough times that I forced myself to scrounge up any energy I had to get through the day to do what she demanded and barely felt like doing anything I actually would have wanted to do (which would have likely improved my mental health) and even if I did feel like doing any of it, I simply lacked the energy for it, or anything like that.

[cheriecelestial]

Batboys as Desi Films

𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (1995)

Raj and Simran meet during a trip across Europe and end up getting stranded in the middle of nowhere after they miss their train. Despite their initial clashing, they fall in love. However, Simran’s traditional father has arranged her marriage elsewhere. Raj must win over Simran’s family to marry her, leading to a series of heartfelt moments, comedic misunderstandings, and ultimately, a dramatic climax where love conquers all as the couple fights for their happiness against societal norms.

Dick is so raj coded with his quips and charisma. Their chaotic banter and chemistry is off the charts. Any Indian who hasn’t watched this gets their desi card revoked immediately, I don’t make the rules. This movies fits Dick’s dramatic flair perfectly.

𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐝

Goliyon ki Raasleela Ram-Leela (2013)

The modern adaptation of William Shakespeare’s “Romeo and Juliet,” set in rural Gujarat, India. It follows the love story of Ram, from the Rajadi clan and Leela, from the Sanera clan, who belong to rival gangster clans engaged in a long-standing feud. Despite the enmity between their families, Ram and Leela fall deeply in love, leading to a tragic and tumultuous journey filled with passion, violence, and sacrifice.

It fits Jason’s love for guns and classics. An absolute visual treat with cinematography and all the songs are absolute bangers.

𝐓𝐢𝐦 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞

Jab We Met (2007)

Aditya, a heartbroken business tycoon, someone who was dwelling in the lowest ebb of his life and was almost on the brink of giving it all up, aimlessly boards a train to escape his depressing life. On his journey he meets Geet, a talkative and vivacious young woman. Geet is on her way to meet her boyfriend, but her plans go awry, and she ends up stranded. Aditya, feeling sorry for her, decides to help her get to her destination safely. Along the way, they encounter various adventures and challenges that bring them closer together. Despite their contrasting personalities, they develop a deep connection. However, when they part ways, Aditya realizes his love for Geet and sets out to find her. In the end, they reunite, realizing they are meant to be together.

Grumpy x sunshine. The OG green flag. Epitome of ‘if he wanted to,he would’. Makes my chatterbox heart happy because of how much I relate to the FL. Favourite comfort movie of all time. ML kinda looks like Cillian Murphy’s scarecrow. “I like you a lot but that is my problem, you don’t need to worry about it.” Their fights and his little sassy comebacks and rants were so cute and fun to watch.

𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞

Jodhaa Akbar (2003)

The Mughal emperor Akbar, seeking to forge political alliances, marries Jodhaa, a Rajput princess. Initially a marriage of convenience, their relationship evolves as they learn to respect and love each other. Jodhaa struggles to adapt to Mughal customs, especially with their cultural and religious differences but her courage and integrity win Akbar's admiration. Despite conspiracies and opposition, including from Akbar's own court, their love prevails. The film explores the transformation of a young ruler, initially groomed for ruthlessness by his mentor Bairam Khan, into a wise and compassionate emperor who values mercy, diplomacy, religious harmony and cultural acceptance. Akbar's realization of the importance of religious tolerance, showcased through his abolition of discriminatory policies and his respect for all faiths.

The arranged marriage tag and the ‘raised as a weapon but softens and shows more compassion out of respect and love for his empress’ tag fits demonhead!Damian so much. The way he said mashallah after he pulled off her veil in the middle of a sword fight >>>>. I love how it captures the essence of India’s rich heritage and diversity. “Why seek paradise ? It is before me now.”

𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞

Khoobsurat (2014)

Milli, a free-spirited and eccentric young woman becomes the physiotherapist for a royal family. She brings her lively yet clumsy personality into the conservative royal household, shaking up their structured lives. It clashes with the formal atmosphere of the palace, especially with the stern matriarch, Nirmala Devi. Despite initial resistance, Milli's unconventional methods bring joy and laughter into the lives of the family members, including the brooding prince, Vikram. As Milli navigates the challenges of fitting into the royal household, she also finds herself falling in love with Vikram, leading to a series of comedic and heartwarming moments.

Very cliched (well it is a Disney film) and the second hand embarrassment is unreal but sometimes after a long day all you need is a feel-good cheesy rom-com. Oh to sit next to Fawad Khan in a red convertible while gazing lovingly at him. I like how she emphasises on improving the patient’s mental health to help him heal. Incase you haven’t noticed already, cold brooding™️ x silly goose is my favourite character dynamic.

𝐀/𝐍 - I’ll be honest with y’all, this was to satiate my desire of writing x desi! reader cuz I don’t have enough motivation or time to do it T^T

[calummss]

Sheldon Cooper Blurb

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summary: sheldon’s hot new gf pays him a visit

pairing: fem! reader x sheldon cooper

words: 600

why i wrote this? bc jim parsons is so attractive to me and no one writes fics about him

Raj, Howard, Leonard where gathered together in front of the TV, their eyes glued onto the screen showing the newest unreleased footage of Star Wars. Absorbed into their world, a knocking on the door was heard.

Knock knock

Leonard stood up only to be ambushed by a half-jogging Sheldon, a rare sight for mankind, as he went towards the door. ‘That will be for me.’

Sheldon opened the door to reveal the prettiest girl any of the boys had seen. Their mouths gaping at her as she hugged Sheldon to greet him, Sheldon accepting the hug. Second weirdest thing to have happened in the apartment since Sheldom speed walked to the door.

‘Sheldon, who is this?’ Leonard asks, his tone between sweet and hostile.

‘Yes, Sheldon, who is this?’ Howard repeated, his usual sarcasm sweeping his words. ‘You didn’t happen to tell her that you are Sheldon Cooper.’

‘Well of course! Meeting Sheldon Cooper is a great honour, you know when I was—‘

‘Introduce us,’ Leonard cut Sheldon off, taken a back a bit.

‘Ah yes. Meet Y/n, my girlfriend .’ Sheldon introduced you, as you gave them a small wave, the three boys staring at you like Sheldon had given them amazing news but all they did was look shocked, their eyes and mouths never shutting. ‘I met Y/n at the Cheesecake Factory after Penny got my order wrong. I don’t know how that happened since I always order the same thing but one's simple mind can be overwhelmed with orders I suppose, even if it was only us there…’

‘Hi, I’m Y/n.’

‘Your Penny’s friend?’ Howard asked.

‘Yes.’

‘And Penny made me go on a date with Bernadette?’ He stared ahead of him, eyes almost popping out of their sockers

Sheldon turned his head, unaware of how to react to Howard’s outburst.

You also gave Sheldon a confused look to which he replied, ‘No worries, Social interaction with a spark of unsolicited germ exchange.’

‘So how did a theoretical physicist pick her up?’ Leonard gaped at the pair.

‘Oh I didn’t pick her up. I think you’re referring to is how we met?’

‘Yes, Sheldon…’

Suddenly Penny bolted through the door, phone in hand, ‘Sheldon has a girlfriend!? Y/n it’s you?’

‘If I may resume to Leonard’s question, I was minding my own business staring at the bird I was sure was out to kill me when she walked up to me with the words: You’re cute. I want you. Quite demanding if I might add.’ Sheldon gave you a brief look. ‘Straight to the point which is just right up my alley.’

‘You went up to Sheldon?’ Howard checked in on the facts with you.

‘Yes.’

‘I’m sorry what?’ He replied, his eyes crossing.

‘Have you met him? Like met him?’

‘Yes.’

‘So you know he’s an extremely arrogant, narcissistic, ruthless, entitled, self-righteous, cold, condescending, selfish, pompous person, right?’ Howard said.

‘He’s also cute, lanky and gets me horny just doing his silly physics rants so if you don’t mind,’ You grabbed Sheldon’s hand, third weirdest thing to have happend in the apartment, ‘I have to give him something else to think about,’

The mouths couldn’t have been wider.

‘But today is game night,’ Sheldon whined.

‘Sheldon…’

Sheldon avoided eye contact, his eyes darting across the room.

‘Sheldon.’

‘Yes, Ma’am.’ He responded immer, holding your hand and following you to his bedroom, leaving Raj, Howard, Leonard and Penny alone.

‘Did Sheldon just bring the hottest girl in the state of California through this door?’ Raj said.

‘Yes.’ They all said union.

‘And he’s getting sex even though he didn’t ask?’

‘Yes.’

‘Dammit.’ Howard hissed.

[secretandpurplememories]

It's always no babe he is a red flag you should leave him instead of "Mehndi laga ke rakhna Doli Saja ke rakhna lene tujhe ohh gori aayenge tere sajna "

[mahi-wayy]

HI can u do one for shiv mannar

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 | 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑽𝑨 𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑵𝑨𝑨𝑹

• General • Romantic [both. sfw and nsfw]

A/n : I'm really taking this a ask for headcanons and not the micro fic :)

I - GENERAL

he is the big boss. no one has guts to speak infront or worse against him.

controlled violence. where do you think varadha gets his from.

grew up under a busy/absent father and emotionally unstable mother aka tough childhood.

spoiled his son rotten whenever he was around him.

loved reading.

immence knowledge of a lot of stuff. (he wrote down a constitution guys. come on.)

wanted to give equal votes but he also knew that would just generate a lot more chaos and take away from his authority so he took the maximum votes.

married only once and that too arranged.

adored dharaa like a son. maybe a little more.

taught him whatever he knew personally.

was close to shouryangas in general. the head general of his army was a shouryanaga too.

the most violent man khansaar saw from the manaar clan.

like once he looses it there is no stopping him.

everything in sight will meet their end in a brutally.

was the one who selected the name "varadharaj" for his grandchild.

was also the one who selected the name "devaratha" for dharaa's son.

wanted his family to always be close to shouryangas. (well we know how that ended)

he was not happy with how his son was turning out. it made him more and more strict and coldish towards him.

his death is still a mystery. a man like him dying out of blue and that too from a "heartattack"? yeah, no. the whole khansaar called bullshit but no one had courage to speak or ask about the matter.

the most believed rumor is his son killed him after shiva mannaar found out abt the shouryanga massacre plans along with other things he would never let happen as long as he was breathing.

commanded respect from literally everyone without saying a word as soon as he stepped in the room. that was just how he was.

he had some degree of high functioning depression.

from his teens he showed signs of being a king.

he scared his father for a number so reasons. mainly because of how fucking smart he was while also being a typical mannaar man.

calculated chaos. doesn't instigate things, like openly, until he is sure he will win.

NOT impulsive in the least.

he can cook.

had a bad insomnia.

had a weird obsession with his swords. he designed them himself.

the whole palace is designed by him.

a bit of a control freak.

took opinions from his advisors very often and almost on every matter.

his looks killed people. not a joke.

II - ROMANTIC

SFW

won't make the first move because he ain't interested.

love is not a concept he believes in until it happens to him.

would play hard to get.

actions>>>>words.

would sort out time to spend with his partner.

totally a bi [the only straight person in mannaar family is probably Raj. his son-]

has dated like two males in his teens. it didn't end well.

listens to his partner ranting endlessly.

reads to them.

cooks for his partner.

sleeps as the big spoon.

NSFW

a dom that can be talked into subbing.

definitely has a praise kink about as big as khansaar.

but the degradation kink is quite big too.

enjoys some kind of sensory deprivation.

not very vocal but he groans deep in his throat.

totally a bondage guy. both ways.

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tags : @mayakimayahai @warnermeadowsgirl @vijayasena @voidsteffy @jkdaddy01 @rambheem-is-real @allari-ammayi @mellaga-karagani @ulaganayagi @navinskizz

[canonically47]

i think the teenagers going to bowie or raj for advice on queer stuff just because they are the only openly queer people is a hilarious concept. wayne cries to them because he doesn’t understand romance and sex and why people want them and bowie just pats his back and diagnoses him with aroace. emma rants about how much she hates chase and how annoying men are and how annoying romance is and maybe if she HAD to like someone it would be easier if it was a girl but she doesn’t want a relationship and oh girl you’re just an aromantic lesbian. ripper bursts into their cabin at 2 AM because he just had a bisexual awakening but can’t put it in words so he just ends up going through every single thing that made him realize he likes damien AND axel. priya is being pat on the back as she realizes that damien and millie definitely meant something to her before caleb.

after everyone has confessed their hearts out they just kinda stare at zee like. you gonna go too? and they just shrug and nobody wants to force them but bowie takes a better look at them and oh. um their outfit is the colors of the non-binary and pansexual flags. yeah those are aromantic, nb & pan pins on their cap. yeah we just totally overlooked that. wow. that was right in front of us the whole time. oh they’re actually in a qpr with four people on the island. that’s sick. good for them. but how are we this stupid.