#random real post

[tired-eel]

For some reason Tumblr is the place where I interact the most with content.

Like, more than just liking an artist’s post and following.

I reblog posts and add my own tags with literal paragraphs in them

It’s such a nonissue here but it feels so intimidating on other media sites. I hardly reblog (or whatever is the equivalent) on Twitter.

I genuinely feel comfortable enough to just be silly on this website.

And that’s odd for me. I overthink things a lot, to the point that for over three years I’d get 45 panic attacks a week (9 per weekday). I wish that was an over exaggeration, but it isn’t.

Even on TikTok (I know I know sue me) I don’t feel as comfortable.

Why is it that Tumblr specifically makes me feel not anxious?

Is this like- a bad thing? Am I too attached? Is this normal?

[iwillwringyourneck]

[theoverboardgaygirl]

frfr

[haenels]

sasheer zamata, lesbian icon that she is, made sure the agatha panel didn't conclude without getting nicholas scratch confirmed as death's gayby

[royalarchivist]

Technoblade: Before I get any comments from people saying, "Uh Technoblade– ☝️🤓 Actually I live in the San Francisco Bay area, and the weather here isn't as perfect as you say! I think you might be blinded by nostalgia–"

Technoblade: I'd just like to say that I am a perfectly objective source of information, how DARE you question me, get banned.

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Technoblade: You know, when I first got to college, I had a conversation with a local student where I mentioned I was from California, and they heard that and said, "Oh, you're from California? Have you ever been here during the winter?" and I said "Oh, no no, I haven't" and they just kinda like, stared at me in silence for a few seconds, and then just said: "Good luck!" And then moved on with the conversation like that wasn't the most ominous thing I'd ever heard in my life. What? What do you mean "good luck"?!

Technoblade: One time I went to Texas, sometimes I visited North Carolina during the summer, and I was like, "Why is it so hot here?" but I just figured, "You know what, it can't be this hot everywhere during summer, that'd be ridiculous! Why would anyone subject themselves to these conditions?"

Technoblade: I didn't realize that California was unusual. So you know, I'd listen to like– Sir Alliser Thorne in Game of Thrones rant about, "Oh, you don't know cold!" tellin' us about how, he had like, been in some blizzard– blizzard, and during like, sub-zero temperatures, and I'm sitting here like, "No, no, I- I'm pretty sure I understand what cold is, one time it dropped to 60 degrees Fahrenheit and I had to turn on my car's seat warmers. I'm pretty sure I understand man's epic struggle against nature."

Technoblade: Before I get any comments from people saying, "Uh Technoblade– actually I live in the San Francisco Bay area, and the weather here isn't as perfect as you say! I think you might be blinded by nostalgia–" I'd just like to say that I am a perfectly objective source of information, how DARE you question me, get banned.

[ Video: why is the midwest so cold help ]

[transrevolutions]

things you can tell people if they ask you about the scars on your face:

- "large scale worm attack" - "clowns tried to steal my skin but I got away" - "nearly got overtaken by the evil fog" - "cursed door incident" - "the angles cut me when I try to think" - "a cop bit me" - "gym membership went horribly wrong" - "rock concert went horribly wrong" - "got stuck underground for eight months" - "the last girl I kissed was reallyyyy hot. literally" - "stared at the void (it stared back)" - "got rid of the death vines but at what cost" - "ask me again and I'll give you fucking vertigo" - "I saw too much and now I bear the marks of my hubris" - "the spiders. they want out ::::)"

[night-creeps]

POV: you knocked on Liam's door

[txttletale]

one bad overwatch take i see almost as often as "blizzard ruined it by balancing around esports" (god i wish they'd balanced around esports!) is that the game was better before rolequeue, an opinion i think can only be held if you're wearing very thick rose tinted nostalgia goggles. before rolequeue your team would invariably consist of

widowmaker

hanzo

genji

roadhog (dps who switched to roadhog after hanzo spent the first half of the match spamming WE NEED TANK in chat)

torbjorn (reluctantly started as mercy, got tilted)

you (getting spawncamped while all the above call each other slurs in team chat regardless of what you play)

not that rolequeue was a perfect solution but it definitely cut the ways to lose the game in the character select screen in half

[sengenism]

one thing about dr stone is that u can trust them to turn anything into yaoi

[forsaken-huntershunted]

-> round 1.

[timblrdrake]

just a heads up you’re not allowed to hit batman during june

[dogcircle-scans]

Here’s the PV for the Natsume Yuujinchou video game!!!

[sweet-treat]

trying to write a king candy au but theres this weird guilt of me trying to distance king candy and turbo when they were SPECIFICALLY WRITTEN TO BE ONE CHARACTER IN THGE DAMN MOVIE

i'm gonna take this as turbo haunting me like the jealous little fuck face he is

[thankstothe]

One liners the sequel

[miyku]

oh...guys...I think.... Oblivion remastered is real?

[soulicious]

I'm genuinely terrified of never experiencing true love.