#ray william johnson

[gothamite-rambler]

Robin!Damian: Put your pew pew away! Wait—

Red Hood (confused chuckle): Put my what away?

Robin!Damian (embarrassed): I meant gun! I’ve been watching a lot of true crime videos, and that site sucks. They can’t say the word "gun," or the video gets taken down, and I won’t have anything to watch.

Red Robin: I bet you say "unalive" too

Red Robin and the others laughed, making Damian blush in embarrassment.

Robin!Damian: Damn that Ray William Johnson! He has to say those dumb words just to make those videos. I do still enjoy them though.

Red Hood: Ray William Johnson, the guy from the early 2000s?

Red Robin: He's making videos again; they're pretty good, actually.

Nightwing: The guy who did that weird online show back in the 2000s is making videos again… and he says "pew pew" for gun?

Red Robin: Yep and yep. Once you get past the words he has to say to keep YouTube videos up, it's enjoyable content. The website has gotten weirder and dumber over the years, but I like watching his videos.

Robin!Damian: Red Robin, it makes sense you are a fan, but why do you old people know about him? He’s ours!

Nightwing: What? Old?!

Red Hood: You can't claim a person as your own when we had him first! What the hell did he talk about on the show again!

Nightwing: You're not helping! We knew about him before you were even a thought!

Red Robin: You didn’t watch him, though! You knew about him and that doesn't count. You were already old, and he was dead… or working with the Al Ghuls.

Robin!Damian (siding with Red Robin, crossing his arms): Yeah... what he said.

Red Hood: I didn’t even say anything insulting!

Nightwing: And I’m not old!

Robin!Damian (pointing at Nightwing, mocking): OLD!

Nightwing (shouting angry): Stop it!

Nightwing stepped back angrily cusring.

Red Hood: We're not that old! We still had him first! And whatever he used to talk about on his show came before him saying stupid words like 'pew-pew' We had him first!

Red Robin: You did not watch him! You were busy shooting people and getting revenge!

Robin!Damian: Yeah, that's right! You were too busy being OLD!

Red Hood: You took my job!

Red Robin: We are not having this discussion again!

As the heroes and Robins argued, Batman and Oracle overheard the entire exchange. Oracle silently enjoyed the bickering while sipping her coffee. Batman's eyes widened for a few seconds as he watched the older men argue with the younger ones. He sighed, covering his eyes like the exhausted father he was.

Jim Gordon had already figured out that Batman was listening to the boys argue.

Jim: What’s it about this time?

Batman: Some guy named Ray William Johnson, and Robin called Nightwing and Red Hood old, so they’re arguing over who owns a human man!

Jim: Out of context, that’s a very weird statement. In context, this is hilarious. Who did you watch for news as a kid?

Batman: I watched the news, not a guy in his bedroom.

Jim: His content isn’t bad.

Batman: I need you to side with me right now.

Jim: It’s garbage content. There.

Jim laughed, taking a drink from his coffee. Batman was at least happy he wasn’t near his arguing sons.

[epicsause-official]

a look into a darker, more fudged up timeline

[heeheeposting]

YFM Gen 1.5 designs are PEAK.

[sleepysloth99]

A brief history of my boy band phase from 14 years old-current age (17)

[featheredcartoonist]

RAY AND HIS SON HAVING BONDING TIME 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

art collab with @doppizoidchann 🤩

[axeboy666]

refs for axel (chancellor) and puff

small info:

axel is an outlaw and is wanted for murder and larceny (don't ask. i haven't figured it out yet). he rides a black stallion called "hetfield" and obviously, has a hawk called vincent. he's usually alone most of the time but is seen with benatar sometimes. he's usually nicknamed chancellor, which yes, i got from axel's can of worms. it's a fuckin awesome name.

puff is a bartender at the local saloon. he does not like his job, but he gets free drinks and money, so he stays regardless. he flirts with practically every woman that comes in, especially tig, who is a regular. he bridges between taking things TOO seriously or taking nothing seriously at all. there is no in between.

im working on refs for the girls right now! i'll post them asap

[cannedchelsea]

your favorite trolls

[starlattethesqueakwal]

NEW VIDEO! (Im noticing a pattern with these creators...)

TW: This video contains visuals of Eating Disorders, Racism, and Transphobia.

-and you know what? Im noticing a pattern.

You know how these videos use fast editing and bright colors to attract kids? I wonder if Vivziepop, RWJ, Filthy Frank, Onision, and other "offensive for adults BUT NOT REALLY!" Youtubers use their audience of kids to defend their horrible actions because kids tend have less developed brains. That would explain how these creators manage to get away with so much. They're probably doing this on purpose for all I know. Which makes the situation even worse.

EDIT:

I made a typo here:

I meant to say "At least Frank ISNT as much of a freak to the level of NOT making a video of himself going "BLACK FACE IS JUST A JOKE!" while doing blackface like Onision did." but I have a reading disorder so I messed up that section by accident and I dont want to go back and edit it since rendering takes a long ass time for me.

Ignore the typo and continue on with the video please. Thanks! <3

[soapdispensersalesman]

[official-ray-william-johnson]

Hello everyone..I have an announcement 🥰🥰 I’m pregnant!! I am blessed to have such an amazing husband while I am going through this pregnancy 😍😍

[lovegiroke]

Saying what needs to be said

Benatar from Your Favorite Martian reminds me so damn much of Pip from south park

Both British

Both are massively bullied

Both are the nicest

and both are blond

Edit: my theory is that pip was just benatar as a kid

[niyaisloww]

I still have a lot more😞

Updated fandoms

[sleepysloth99]

Your Favorite Martian Headcanons, pt 2 of ?

This time, I'm doing it with Gen 2.

Puff Puff

He's going into therapy now. Gen 1.5 him was an asshole and now he's trying to improve.

He's in a huge situationship with Tig, trying to be better for her, but he kinda doesn't know how.

Despite his job as a waiter, it is better pay than his previous job.

Puff Puff lives with his grandma after she left the nursing home back in 1.5, but he lives there half-time. He leaves when he's either on tour with the guys or if he vanishes since he tends to do that sometimes. He always comes back, though. Surprisingly, he is very protective of his Meemaw.

He's made amends with people he's messed things up with. Him and Deejayne aren't friends but are on civil terms now.

He eventually got back in touch with Wilton (Nerdy dude from gen 1.5) and they talk a lot.

Deejay

Him and Deejayne are still very close! They facetime very often, and Deejayne invites him over during the holidays.

He uses online therapy since it's more in his budget, and he definitely finds YFM to be a therapeutic outlet.

His change of voice was because he got vocal lessons from Puff Puff and Benatar.

He got back in touch with estranged family.

Over the years since gen 1.5, Deejay is no longer the "voice of reason" since the guys all matured more and now the role of being the voice of reason is a little more evenly distributed among the 4 members.

He's still in charge of paying Netflix, though.

Axel

He decided to get buff since constant and structured movements helped him focus on his songs and calmed him down.

He's got folks somewhere, he doesn't know where. But he does know that his number one family is in an RV.

Both him and Puff Puff stopped being too mean to Benatar after he openly expressed a dislike for it.

Over the years, the guys have gotten closer as the four of them matured and understood the need to be more deeply connected in order to be a stronger band. As a result, Axel is more open to talking about how he feels now and encourages his bandmates to do the same.

He's still crummy with emotions, but he tries. He mostly uses the drums to convey his feelings.

He's getting treatment for his herpes back in gen 1.5. He's a lot more responsible with sex now.

Benatar

He actually became more assertive over the years. He's still polite, but he doesn't let anyone disrespect him anymore.

He teaches Axel English work and literary analysis since Axel was unable to finish high school.

He was initially picked on because he was the odd one out in terms of lifestyle. The other three were poor and had physically abusive parental figures in their lives. Benatar had a nice house and was well off, but his mother was emotionally, verbally, and mentally abusive, and his father was around but he wasn't emotionally available for Benatar and would frequently parentify him. This explains his passive and quiet demeanor in the past generations of Your Favorite Martian.

He plays GTA 5 and stops at the redlights, acts nice to everyone, but gets headshots every mission, gold every mission, and he stalks pedestrians at night. Don't worry, he stalks all genders of NPCs at night. He's also terrifyingly good at escaping the cops.

He had Puff Puff sing "Real Girl" for him because he's still too shy to sing a whole song by himself. He hasn't done that since "Jupiter."

In the world where Your Favorite Martian takes place, humans in the human world are presented as works of fiction. In our world, Your Favorite Martian is a cartoon band. In the world of Your Favorite, however, humans are works of fiction. We come in the form of movies, books, and other sources of media. Each person in the world is a work of fiction of some sort. With all that said, Benatar wrote "Real Girl" because of his "fictional" crush on a girl from a movie he watched. The movie was about the girl as the protagonist and her life as a young woman navigating the world of womanhood. Benatar made this song because he knew that the screen was a barrier separating two worlds, hence why he called her a "Real Girl" even though in his world, she is a fictional character.

[undertalies]

I'm back in my yfm phase so here we gooo!!!!

☆ puff puff humbert romantic hcs ☆

☆- respectful at times but I have the biggest hunch he listens to those "sigma male" podcasts

☆- along with benatar, he also shows u off to the group to make them jealous

☆-his love language is probably a mix of touching and gift giving

☆-major gamer its actually so crazy that man will take 10-20 hours just playing games (dw he takes like 5 mins to pay attention to you)

☆-sings for you sometimes

Hope you enjoy this if ur still in the yfm fandom😭

[axeboy666]

sorry for party rocking

[dizstermania]

everytime you make me cry...🥀🥀🥀🦖