#road work ahead? I sure hope it does!

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

Driving Habits -Savanaclaw Edition

Can they drive? If so, what kind of drivers are they? What are their car habits?

Characters; Leona Kingscholar, Ruggie Bucchi & Jack Howl

Content; swearing, mentions of road rage & near accidents

Author’s Note; NRC has a school radio for this (honestly a school radio would be kinda cool ngl), pretending that TWST gets our music from here. I get sappy over Ruggie & his Grammy.

Word Count; 500+

Find the Rest of the Series; Heartslabyul, Octavinelle, Scarabia, Pomefiore, Ignihyde, Diasomnia

Author’s Note; As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

Leona Kingscholar

*Looks at Tamashina-Mina*

The best driver at NRC. It initially started as a means to get away from the palace; enjoying having some freedom.

What he listens to while driving depends on his mood; if he’s content and just driving around he doesn’t listen to anything, but if he’s feeling irritated he’s cranking up the sound and letting it drown out his complaints.

He has his phone on silent and it’s tossed somewhere in the back. If you’re pressed to get in contact, leave a message.

Doesn’t keep many personal belongings in his jeep, most likely just a pillow and a throw blanket for when he decides to have a nap somewhere. Cheka has left some of his toys from the time he snuck in, so he also has a booster seat since his sister-in-law nearly bit his head off for that.

Is easily annoyed by bad drivers, and will mutter insults at smaller offences. Will resort to flipping people off and honking if it’s more serious. The only time he got really angry and almost got out of his car is the time someone nearly t-boned him.

Ruggie Bucchi

A good driver has the occasional slip-up, but still good. Learned how to drive so he could take care of his Grammy and community. Leona gifted him the car so he can do tasks.

Listens primarily to the radio and CDs (I see Leona gifting him an older car). The CDs were discounted at Sam’s shop, or some of the parents from his community gave them to him. They mainly consist of classic rock, R&B, and ’80s-’90s top hits.

His phone isn’t usually on silent, since he’ll probably get a call from Leona or his other dorm mates. Also, he doesn’t want to miss a call from back home.

He keeps his car clean and doesn’t have many decorations. The most he has is an air freshener and a gift he got for his birthday one year. Keeps any coupons he can find in a ziplock bag in the glove box.

Just sighs to himself whenever someone is riding his ass or otherwise being annoying or rude. He’ll take mental note of the car plate depending on the circumstance and report it.

Jack Howl

Defensive driver and drives a bit slower than the speed limit due to his experience with black ice and bad winter road conditions.

He drives without any background music until he feels like he can handle being able to focus properly on the road. When he feels ready for music though, he probably plays a mix of everything but sticks mainly to something more mellow; he saves the fast music for working out and track.

His phone is on silent, and he is not touching it until the car is turned off. Plus Ace pings the first-year group chat so often that it would just prove to be a distraction.

He has a tiny cactus terrarium sitting on his dash (he super glued it down), and also has some other cactus and planted-themed items hanging about. He keeps a booster seat in his trunk in case one of his siblings wants a ride or he needs to pick them up (even if they’re old enough to not need it, he keeps one on hand).

Doesn’t get road rage, but does get disheartened from seeing irresponsible drivers.

[nunalastor]

Hell is just in a constant state of construction like any major city in the US. Orange cones and blocked lanes everywhere.

😭

[vilf-lover]

sam reference AND vine reference?!?!?

[braveryhearted]

The Devs: So you are going to fall in love with Tav / MC / Player Character and there is nothing you can do about it.

Astarion immediately be like:

[ Welcome to Braveryhearted, where you will get a good dose of hearty belly laughs like good ole Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 here. And there are also his travel companions, Tav and Shadowheart to choose from. If none of those strike your fancy, there are plenty of other muses here. From video games to anime/manga. There's something here for everyone. Hideous Laughter'd by SERE. Please read rules before following. Thanks in advance. ]

HahahahahahahahahahahHHHAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAA!!HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

[twinuchiha]

“Sasuke’s gay?” Kyosuke, who knew since they were twelve:

@sasukeanon​

[sea-drifter]

"You come here often?"

spreading the coworker x rody agenda [first time actually trying to render shit, damn]

[simplee-giggles]

If I was your boyfriend, I would ask you to be the dj in long trips so we could absolutely butcher some Taylor Swift and Disney songs together 😅

I'd also annoy you with the worst puns and dad jokes every single day.....

Excuse you, I'm basically Taylor's voice twin

Though instead of butchering her, I hope one day we can meat her (heh, get it? Meat? Butcher?)

Dad jokes are never annoying though....especially when there's a road trip full of them 😅

[vampiremuney]

passing a “road work ahead” sign feels like meeting a celebrity

[qprstobin]

yall like to pretend that modern steve would be social media illiterate (for some reason???) like he doesn't have the exact scathing level of sarcastic humor to make it big on a social media app like vine or tiktok or st

[severeweatheralert]

Was very happy with the Long Way Home and (alt ending AU) Road to Nowhere title combo however this implies I need to call the actual sequel ALSO something road/journey/travel related and. I am having trouble

[ciircex]

@jizzlords questioned me inviting u to Alastor and Ozzie bullshi bc Jack's alastor knows Ozzie and Ozzie likes Jack's Al and Ozzie being like "u had Circe and u didn't tell me??? c'mere baby" djwnfnnd

@r-adio do u see this?

[inhumanbeing]

Guys, I dont think the road is working anymore.

[realmermaid333]

Making "road work ahead? I sure hope it does!" Jokes by myself in my car

[braveryhearted]

This is why he's better boyfriend material despite being just as bad as Sougo and Kamui.

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

I just hope the “road work ahead” guy is doing well

[ask-faeddsworld]

*runs in* Ayo Jon I have a question, are you single?~