#sex headcannon

[pfhwrittes]

i’ve got sex worker female!reader thoughts turning around in my brain today so have a bit of brain dump under the cut.

price hires her for a “girlfriend experience”. he wants cuddling, kisses, someone to play with his chest hair while they cool off after surprisingly intimate sex. she joins him in the shower of the hotel room en-suite and scrubs his back gently. he tips +50% of her hourly rate and leaves her with a gentle kiss on her forehead.

soap hires her for a “pornstar experience”. he wants to do all the things he’s convinced a “normal” girlfriend wouldn’t do. it’s loud, energetic and he ruins her carefully chosen lingerie. she gets fucked in front of a large mirror so soap can watch as he slams into her over and over while she moans and whines in a slightly exaggerated fashion. soap pays extra so he can get the video she shot on her phone of her deepthroating his cock sent to him.

gaz hires her as his “date”. she’s witty and charming the entire time and he can’t keep his eyes off the way her dress dips over her cleavage. she teases him with little touches to his hand and smiles prettily when he twines their fingers together. he absolutely has her gasping into his neck as he circles her clit in the back of the taxi he flagged down to take her back to her hotel room. when he leaves her with a passionate kiss she gets the thought that maybe she should’ve been the one to pay him for the pleasure.

ghost never meets up with her in person. he pays her to send him videos and photos of her lounging in bed using the toys he paid for. his favourite video is the one where she bounces on a custom ordered cock that is modelled after his own. he buys her things off her wish-list that she wants and adds a gift card to her favourite coffee shop as an extra thank you.

[dono-cho]

after work doodle

[anime-villian-irl]

Is alastor AroAce? Just ace? Sex neutral? Sex positive? Sex negative? A strange mix? Who cares! he's fucking amazing is what he is.

[whimsical-roasting]

Any hc on Jamie in bed? 😅 x

fuck yes, thank you for asking

i have so many and i have problems keeping it short but oh god jamie in bed (its too long, i've cut some and it doesn't make logical sense)

he's clearly experienced - babes he's a famous footballer who used to be hella prick-ish.. he was f u c k i n g

i like to think since yall have intimacy and some emotional connection that the kisses aren't all fast and sloppy... they start off deep and slow. you on your back and him on top of you, between your legs. it gets more passionate and heated - he's the type to bite your bottom lip and suck on your tongue (same, its a goat makeout move)

he'll pull away and you're lifting your head, tryna follow his lips. he just chuckles kinda smug about how bad you want him

i'm someone who's super sensual so i like thinking about holding his face and peppering open mouth kissing all over - cheek, temple, chin, adam's apple... he loves it, it's soft lovin but it gets him going

he's so fucking hot man...he works out and trains so hard and you can SEE the fruits of his labour. and you're appreciating those fruits by giving open mouth kisses and letting your tongue lick up his body.. it makes him shiver a bit, and you grin against his stomach

I LIKE TO BELIEVE HE'S INTO BODY WORSHIP. he would fucking LOVE kissing down your body, your arms, your thighs with this kinda devotion holy fuck

obviously you're worshipping his body...look at him..

the kind to slide down to have his face between your legs, essentially making out with your inner thighs and your head just falls back

he'd love to press and dig his fingers into your thighs, they're SO soft and malleable and he loves the way its his fingers digging into your thighs because you're his

the man is def possessive, i can imagine hickeys all over your chest

spreads you open and cocky chuckle "you're soakin love, for me?" "all mine huh?"

he gives good fucking head oh my god, and his fingers would twist inside of you. he'd pull them out and use those same slicked up fingers to massage your inner thigh as he suctions onto your clit

i most definitely think he'd give praise and i bet he eats up getting praised

he's good at dirty talk too... the kind to be doing strokes in missionary and your face gives away how good it feels so he plays dumb "right there, baby? just like that? you like that?" and you just whine, nodding desperately...he eats it up

he likes being close to you and seeing your face.. you straddling him and his face in your titties while you kiss his forehead??? perfect. he can die happy now.

i think the cocky lil shit would love doing backshots in front of a mirror, his hand around your throat..."look at us, sweetheart"

he enjoys it slow and deep with his face in your neck and he's groaning, whining and cussing

alternatively, he loves it rough and fast too, when you're like all like "holy fuck fuck fuck, please jamie PLEASE" - MAN he goes harder.. the walls need to SHAKE with the sound of you cheering for him

i could go on forever but LASTLY (for now), can we imagine pls sitting him in front of a mirror and sliding between his legs to give him head? him looking down at you, your pretty eyes looking up at him with his dick in your mouth!! and he just closes his eyes and groans, and you whisper, voice hoarse from taking him in your throat "look at yourself, handsome, so good for me" and his eyes flutter open to catch his reflection

his cheeks red, and your head bobbing and "so good for me" just repeats in his head and he'd get all whiney, his hands tangled into your head. i like to believe he's cute and needy and thrusts into your mouth when he hears all the slurpy sounds you make around him

[liliesdiary]

"You're Such A Good Doll For Us, Sweetheart."

inspired by my daydream: living sex doll

[soup-child]

Riz Gukgak is going to come out and everyone is like yeah we all knew and he will be upset no one told him

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

Just a bit of out of context Wilson.

[beforetimes]

binged the x-men movies the other week and i've decided that the logan x scott x jean throuple is about five times better when you imagine it as a lesbian polycule for reasons listed below

i think logan would make a beautiful butch lesbian

the inherent sexual tension between scott and logan is so much more fun when yuri-fied

logan deserves a girlfriend (jean) and a girlenemy (scott)

i think the image of logan pissing scott off on purpose is amusing to me and also i think it'd be better if they were both lesbians

logan and scott having nothing in common with each other (at first) except their love for jean would be a great dynamic that would lead to #awesome hate sex imo

i think scott would make a beautiful lesbian woman

jean keeping these two in line would be infinitely more attractive to me personally

unrelated but i think logan would piss scott off on purpose because she was hot when she was mad but logan wouldn't realize that was why she was goading scott in the first place until scott yanks her into an angry make out session

they sort of mellow out after that and jean is just happy her girls are finally getting along (they r railing each other a few times a week in the garage when logan goes down to bother scott while she's trying to work on her motorcycle after logan's fucked with it again)

i also think scott would make a very attractive lesbian with the addition of her motorcycle in the mix

my qualifications for deciding this is that i am a lesbian who likes x-men and real recognizes real thanks guys. peace ✌🏽

[jamiedc-they-them]

Being Maeve’s sister and her helping you when you have a panic attack:

Maeve knows you struggle with anxiety. You have been since forever.

Maeve is someone who researches a ton, and so she has found out all she can about your mental struggle.

When you’re able to, you tell her what you can. Trying to explain it in a way that she’d understand. She hates how it just adds to your struggle as you keep going in – what you assume to be anyway — circles and getting frustrated.

The school is actually fairly good with you and your struggle. They allow you to leave class when you need. It’s on one of these days that you can feel it starting. Your handshakes, you feel your heart start to race – alongside your mind.

You raise your hand, and the teacher nods, even if looking concerned.

Maeve looks even more so. She doesn’t put her hand up, however, and just goes after you.

She doesn’t have to look far. She finds you leaning against the wall, eyes shut and mind spiralling.

She runs up to you, taking her bag off while trying to also find an object inside of it. It’s a mess.

“Shit. Y/N. Ok. You’re ok. Uh, fuck, hold on,” she says as she falls to her knees, looking through her bag again.

“Here,” she says, putting a ball in your hand. Your eyes open at the contact. You squeeze it out of instinct.

“Try to follow my breathing, ok?” she asks. You look at her, eyes saying so many things to her at once. She hates it, she hates seeing you like this.

She takes a deep breath in. You try to copy. It’s not perfect, and you restart a few times, but you manage to copy her.

“And out for four,” she says, slowly exhaling. Once again, you try to follow.

“Keep on with the ball. Copy me again. You’re ok, Y/N. You’re ok,” she repeats this, alongside the breathing exercises, a few times.

She doesn’t care how much time has passed, if any at all. Right now, you’re the priority.

After a few more goes, you start to get your breathing under control.

“Are you ok with contact?” She asks. You nod, and so does she. She sits against the wall, and pulls you into her side, wrapping an arm around you and rubbing your arm.

“Tha – Thank you,” you get out, shakily, curling into yourself.

“You don’t have to thank me,” she says softly, putting her head on yours, “I’m always here.”

“I don’t—”

“You aren’t a burden on me or anyone. Ever.”

“Don’t you get bored of saying that, though?”

She shakes her head, “no. I’ll say it as many times as a have to. Do you want to stay sat for a bit longer?”

“Can we?”

“We’ll stay as long as you want us to,” she pauses as you both see a student pause and look at you both like it’s weird, “fuck off, ok,” she says, voice stern. When the student doesn’t move, she reaches her foot out, ready to give a kick with at least some power. The student runs off. She returns her head on top of yours.

“Thanks,” you say.

“Anytime. Nosey wankers, anyway.”

She’s true to her word. She sometimes moves to combing her hand through your hair as you subconsciously squeeze the stress ball you forgot you had years ago.

When you’re ready to leave, she helps you up, and gives you a once over. She checks with you again if you’re ready.

The teacher doesn’t say anything when you both re-enter, but once there has been some work set, there is a relieved smile given to you. You return it.

You then look back at your sister, giving her a grateful smile. She returns it.

She’s always got your back. However/whenever you need.

[leoandraphssoulmate]

A TMNT Headcannon! Can be any iteration you wish!

I chose to go with Bayverse..

TMNT (Your Choice)XGEN!NEUTRALREADER

How each of the guys would treat sexy time with you if you were Asexual/Demisxual.

Leo:

Did someone mention massages?

Like, the works!

Oil

Lotion

His hands

ALL

OVER

Your back

Shoulders

Legs

Butt

Feet

He doesn’t miss a beat

Lighting incense

Your favorite scent

Lighting candles

Those new ones you like so much

Cuddles up with you

His arms full of your fave snacks

Pillows?

Ha! 

Leo is the KING of pillows!

He smiles the entire time he builds you a pillow fort

You blush

Burying your face in them

Because they SMELL like HIM!!!

Are you ready for poetry?

Cause this man has TONS!

Reading page after page as you press your ear to his plastron

His voice rumbling in his chest

Got any problems you need to discuss?

Leo is ready to listen

Tell him everything

He makes mental notes to stop by and take care of a few of your problems

Raph:

Lot’s and Lot’s of TOUCHING

He runs his fingertips

Over your shoulders

Down your spine

Over your lips

Letting you do the same

You revel in caressing the edges of his shell

Tracing the intricate patterns on the back

Nowhere is off limits

He showers you with gentle kisses

The tip of your nose

Your forehead

Your neck

HOLDING

Holding you close to him

Rubbing your back

Making you feel safe

Gently 

Ever so slightly

Brushing his thumb along your cheek

He invites you to tell him about your week

Donnie:

Oh, He’s got YOU covered!

Not ready for intimacy just yet?

Pulls you into his lap

Bringing his arms around you

“Wanna help me with my project?”

Nudges you with his cheek

His face pressed against yours

You giggle

When the project is finished

He brings you to the back of the lab

“Are you particularly sore anywhere?”

You nod

Pointing to your left shoulder

He instructs you to hop up on the table

Then promptly begins massaging you

Stooping down

Breathing softly in your ear

You turn slightly

Catching his lips with yours

Light kissing 

Turns to 

Frantic kissing

Shoulder forgotten

Mikey:

Do you like your hair brushed??

Man’s got you covered!

How many strokes?

100?

200?

“As long as it feels good, Baby Cakes!”

He can go forever!

Pops on your favorite playlist

Singing loudly with you

Makes you his famous Orange Crush Milk Shake

Which you both share from a large glass

Do you need a manicure?

What about a pedicure?

Man’s an artist!

He just wants to pamper you 

Need another tattoo?

There’s no shortage of what you two can do

98% of the time it ends with his fingers caressing you

Slowly sliding up your thighs

To your torso

To your chest

It’s the taste of his lips that's always the best

He lets you signal when you’re ready for the rest

@thelaundrybitch @leosgirl82 @scholastic-dragon @miss-andromeda

[twistedlovelines]

you show the boys ur vibrator that looks like a lipstick and they're all varying levels of gagged

[rats-hyperfixation-corner]

day 79 of roboposting until the boi gets in

[wwefangirl69]

Any ideas on what Shoresy's kinks in the bedroom would be? He's a walking contradiction for sure.... I see him as crying at a first kiss, and crying during sex. What else do you see?

[apocahipster]

Bloodweave headcannons i don’t know how to draw yet, and don’t have the energy to write a fic for…

Gale practicing and mastering prestidigitation to allow Asterion to taste food again

Blood drinking aftercare where Asterion practically force feeds Gale food that’s high in iron.

Asterion tasting Gales blood for the first time since being cured of the orb. In my HC Gale went away for a week and returned the crown and then got a tattoo of the orb to remind himself to keep his hubris in check - all in secret. So it catches Asterion completely by surprise.

Post game, Gale spends like 2 years studying ways to ‘cure’ Asterions inability to be in the sun and ends up inventing like an augmented mage armour. He of course then teaches the spell to Asterion. But first is Asterion’s reaction to being in the sun again for the first time in 2 years. (I imagine he can’t feel the warmth though, that’s Gales next quest…)

[leonaxtreyobsessionsideblog]

so who’s the top and who’s the bottom? 😅

CW: talk of sex.

submissive and dominant aren’t used in a bdsm sense here more of a who’s leading the interaction way.

too start i think both of them lean more switch but i’ll go on to explain more of where they fall on the spectrum of top/bottom sub/dom.

Leona leans more power bottom. i really like the idea lion beastmen have penile spines like real lions and believe that would make him topping bit more difficult like having to take extra care so he doesn’t hurt his partner especially if that partner is a human which Trey is. Leona’s lazy ass probably isn’t willing to exert extra energy regularly when he could just bottom! honestly he’s almost a pillow prince. he clearly like’s leading and doesn’t like obeying others (he doesn’t even have a vice housewarden because they’d challenge him) so he’d obviously be more dominant. though he’s not against occasionally being put in his place especially if it means getting to see less goody sides of his goody-two-shoes boyfriend.

Trey is a service top he finds it much more pleasurable to him to do acts to his partner then acts done on him so bottoming isn’t his thing also considering his minor gender hangs up (referencing him saying “dancing can be embarrassing for guys” in jp wish upon a star) he’d probably take a while to get to the point he’s comfortable with bottoming due to it have associations with femininity but once he worked that through he’d be fine doing it every once in a while if his partner wants. wether he’s dominant or submissive completely depends on who he’s with and on this blog he’s with Leona so he’s subbing.

[tink27]

Because of the tiktok audio that's like "he might not look like he gets bitches, but honey that d*ck was 11 inches" I have now seen two posts about Nancy telling Eddie casually in conversation that Steve is great in bed and it just puts the idea into Eddie's mind. So he now blushes whenever he sees him and cannot stop thinking about what Nancy said

(Steve obviously has no idea, and doesn't get why Eddie suddenly seems so embarrassed around him)