#sex education headcannon

[jamiedc-they-them]

Being Maeve’s sister and her helping you when you have a panic attack:

Maeve knows you struggle with anxiety. You have been since forever.

Maeve is someone who researches a ton, and so she has found out all she can about your mental struggle.

When you’re able to, you tell her what you can. Trying to explain it in a way that she’d understand. She hates how it just adds to your struggle as you keep going in – what you assume to be anyway — circles and getting frustrated.

The school is actually fairly good with you and your struggle. They allow you to leave class when you need. It’s on one of these days that you can feel it starting. Your handshakes, you feel your heart start to race – alongside your mind.

You raise your hand, and the teacher nods, even if looking concerned.

Maeve looks even more so. She doesn’t put her hand up, however, and just goes after you.

She doesn’t have to look far. She finds you leaning against the wall, eyes shut and mind spiralling.

She runs up to you, taking her bag off while trying to also find an object inside of it. It’s a mess.

“Shit. Y/N. Ok. You’re ok. Uh, fuck, hold on,” she says as she falls to her knees, looking through her bag again.

“Here,” she says, putting a ball in your hand. Your eyes open at the contact. You squeeze it out of instinct.

“Try to follow my breathing, ok?” she asks. You look at her, eyes saying so many things to her at once. She hates it, she hates seeing you like this.

She takes a deep breath in. You try to copy. It’s not perfect, and you restart a few times, but you manage to copy her.

“And out for four,” she says, slowly exhaling. Once again, you try to follow.

“Keep on with the ball. Copy me again. You’re ok, Y/N. You’re ok,” she repeats this, alongside the breathing exercises, a few times.

She doesn’t care how much time has passed, if any at all. Right now, you’re the priority.

After a few more goes, you start to get your breathing under control.

“Are you ok with contact?” She asks. You nod, and so does she. She sits against the wall, and pulls you into her side, wrapping an arm around you and rubbing your arm.

“Tha – Thank you,” you get out, shakily, curling into yourself.

“You don’t have to thank me,” she says softly, putting her head on yours, “I’m always here.”

“I don’t—”

“You aren’t a burden on me or anyone. Ever.”

“Don’t you get bored of saying that, though?”

She shakes her head, “no. I’ll say it as many times as a have to. Do you want to stay sat for a bit longer?”

“Can we?”

“We’ll stay as long as you want us to,” she pauses as you both see a student pause and look at you both like it’s weird, “fuck off, ok,” she says, voice stern. When the student doesn’t move, she reaches her foot out, ready to give a kick with at least some power. The student runs off. She returns her head on top of yours.

“Thanks,” you say.

“Anytime. Nosey wankers, anyway.”

She’s true to her word. She sometimes moves to combing her hand through your hair as you subconsciously squeeze the stress ball you forgot you had years ago.

When you’re ready to leave, she helps you up, and gives you a once over. She checks with you again if you’re ready.

The teacher doesn’t say anything when you both re-enter, but once there has been some work set, there is a relieved smile given to you. You return it.

You then look back at your sister, giving her a grateful smile. She returns it.

She’s always got your back. However/whenever you need.

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

characters that are definitely autistic in my 100% professional opinion

chidi anagonye (the good place)

otis milburn (sex education)

jessica day (new girl)

castiel (supernatural)

amy santiago (brooklyn nine nine)

captain raymond holt (brooklyn nine nine)

feel free to add to the list I’m sure there’s tons more

[craftygalaxyspyfrog]

sex education tickle headcannons that nobody asked for, but i feel is necessary

i have not actually seen a whole lot for this fandom, but it is one of my favourites, so i am going in. hold onto your socks

(i am just going to stick to the fab four for now, may expand at a later date)

OTIS

our poor little ticklish baby

has a very squealy laugh

can hardly control his laughter when any spot is targeted

his worst spots are his neck, his ears and his tummy

his thighs are also a pretty good spot

is the target of many attacks

eric and him used to get into tickle fights all the time

it was their little way of lightening the mood

it started after otis' dad left and they just never grew out of it (thank goodness)

eric likes to poke his side whilst they are biking to school and can't help but cackle when he falls off of his bike with a thump

he enjoys being tickled if he trusts the person

bonus: maeve tickles him alllllll the time. she just loves to see his smile. honestly, the moment that she found out he was ticklish; he was doomed

ERIC

not as ticklish as otis but he is still pretty bad

his laugh is full to the brim with snorts and loud cackles

he tries to hold in his laughter for as long as possible but it never usually gets him pretty far

he is a wizard in a tickle fight, but will tap out as soon as somebody moves towards his feet

if you are able to make it that far

skilled fingers

like he is playing you like a french horn (it sounded cool in my head)

his worst spots are his feet, the backs of his knees and his armpits

he tickles otis all the time

he tries to tickle connor all the time, too, but that doesn't usually end well for him

he is way more ticklish than connor

he is not used to losing a tickle fight

it was very humbling for him

MAEVE

is the second most ticklish of the group after otis

she wasn't tickled much as a kid so her friends are making up for that now

her laugh will usually start as quiet snickers but before long, if you are able to get her good, she will be a squealing mess with tears and her lovely smile

definitely more of a ler than a lee

her worst spots are her ribs, knees, and her hips

her hips are soooooo bad

aimee tickles her when she is in need of a good laugh

otis tickles her when she is being annoying

eric tried to tickle her once and almost lost a finger

she is a merciless taunter

but teases work just as well on her

tickle fights with elsie that end in snuggles

she would rather be forced to talk to her peers than admit to anybody that she actually doesn't mind being tickled

AIMEE

our little sunshine girl

she isn't as ticklish as you would think

if you hit enough bad spots at once, however, she will be like putty in your hands

is definitely a squirmer

maeve tickles her the most out of everybody in the group

they live to hear each other's laugh

her worst spot is her armpits

she will try everything in her power to keep people out of there

she is not above bargaining her goat

is definitely in this situation more to make people laugh than laugh herself

she gets more joy out of tearing maeve to pieces

especially after her friend is being so grumpy

her finger nails are deadly

and her teases are above everything else

BONUS: LILY & OLA

tickle fights between these two are almost a daily occurance

like maeve, lily wasn't tickled a whole lot growing up

ola likes to make up for that now

ola was tickled a whole lot as a kid

her dad used to wreck her alllll the time

kisses that lead to cuddles that lead to tickle fights that lead to more kisses and cuddles

lily is more of a ler in this scenario because ola's laugh is just her most favourite thing in the whole world

ola is a screecher

if you hit a good spot, she will scream the house down

lily has more of a quiet laugh, but there are a few snorts mixed in there

ola lives to hear those snorts

ola's worst spot is her feet

lily's worst spot is her sides and hips

sly pokes in the middle of class to see who can keep their reactions under control the best

basically just couple goals

[storydays]

Brozone Older Brothers' NSFW Headcannons

🧡John Dory:

Whew, boy, are you in for a treat!

So it'd been 20 years-ish, since he'd been in Pop Troll culture, so he is out of practice when it comes to intimacy.

100% an ass and thighs man: You bend over in front of him, no matter what you're doing, instant hard on.

He's more of a grower than a shower: 5.1 inch normal and 5.3 when hard (Correct my if this is wrong bc I know nothing about penis education lmao)

Play with his ears, or even his tail, and he is instant putty in your hands.

Turn-ons include: edging (giving or receiving), eating you out/blowing you, (loves receiving more than giving but will still pleasure you as well as you did him) tying you up (and he knows some different knots from his adventuring days) and many more that I can't think of lol.

Def gives me top vibes but once in a while you'll catch him off guard and top the hell out of him

When you do top him, he is such a whiny little bitch, and you hold him there for hours until the sunshine peeks through your curtains.

Leave hickeys on his neck and he'll happily wear them and preen when you press a soft kiss to them when you're jealous.

When it's jealousy sex, angry sex, or sex in general, the bed will be creaking, Rhonda will be shaking, and anyone who happen to walk by the armadillo-bus will know exactly what's going on and run away in horror at the noises they heard.

He is a caveman when you first meet but starts to clean himself up a bit.

Is a total mess when it comes to cum. He cums buckets in you (if given consent), on your face, stomach, anywhere really.

Bruce:

Ooh, this is gonna be fun

So Bruce has had his fair share of lovers, and knows his way around different genitalia and how to expose his partner's feel good spots.

Ugh, please please pull his tail

Just like the rest of him, he's pretty girthy down there, but is still long enough to hit those special spots.

His hair is beautifully tamed, which means he is tamed down there too, and even learned to make different shapes and designs out of pubic hair.

Def a a shower and grower: 3.5 when flaccid, but a whopping 5.5 when hard

He knows how to use his mouth, hands, and tail to make his partner scream

Def a power bottom; watches you through half lidded eyes as you take what you want from him, occasionally praising or degrading you, depending on his mood.

He's a attentive lover, and will cherish everything about your lovemaking, and make sure you're okay.

Turn ons include: hair (only time) and tail pulling, you making eye contact with him while making lewd gestures, being a brat and teasing him, morning 69, and loves when you surprise attack him; so many emotions flood through him, and he allows you to take some control, before he takes over and pushes you over the edge, with a smug smirk.

Sex is like a game to him: the end goals are making you feel like a million bucks and making you drunk on his love. Will tease you by cumming first, before he allows you to cum.

He is one smug son of a bitch when you can barely walk, or when someone makes a comment about the hickeys on your body (he leaves them everywhere), or about the scratches and bite marks on his back.

📚 Clay:

Okay, so he wants to be the best you've ever had, so this bookworm absolutely studied up on how best to pleasure you. STUDIED FOR DAYS, and even studied while they were attempting to pleasure you.

Annoyed, you snatched the book from him, and turned the tables on them.

He's pretty average, right in the middle both length and thickness so pretty enjoyable for both parties.

Prefers giving than receiving, adores when you use your hair to hold him in place

THEY ABSOLUTELY ADORES THICCCCC THIGHS; (Yall see how thick Viva's thighs are? #CLIVIA )

Would spend hours in between your legs if you let him

Quite noises escape him....unless you bring out the dark green strap on and/or cock ring...then it's the Theatre Du Chatelet in y'all bedroom!

(Their brothers' overheard y'all one time, and the next day they all avoided your smirk and Clay's bright purple blush when you make a smart comment.)

Everyone sees him as serious/fun, but when you two are intimate, it's just Daddy and Baby Girl, it's up to you to figure out which is which, (😉)

Always uses protection just to prevent any accidents.

With you, he can let go of labels and just be Clay and they love you for that.

Turn ons: that strap on/cock ring, dem thighs, being pulled closer when they go down on you, you taking control, just you in general, teasing him in public, making suggestive comments in his ear while his brothers' and friends are around and he can't do nothing but try to make the blush go away and ac natural, glaring darkly at you when no one was looking.

He is clean and trimmed down there.

[dutifullylazybread]

Headcannon jealous Rolan

Rolan and Tav have an established relationship

However, Rolan is jealous of Gale. I need to know how this man handles jealousy and Gale around Tav. NSFW or SFW.

So I ended up writing a bit of a scenario while also giving an idea of how Rolan acts while he is jealous. Some mentions of sex below, but nothing overtly NSFW. I'd argue this is more of a hurt/comfort headcanon list.

As a note, I focused on why Rolan might be jealous of the relationship between Tav/Gale to keep this as concise as I could. I think it is possible that Rolan might be jealous of Gale's magical education, but that might be a headcanon list for another time!

Some Reasons Why Rolan is Jealous of Gale and How He Acts:

Rolan knows that you and Gale are close—the two of you traveled together for months after all. You have pulled each other from the jaws of death on countless occasions. You convinced him not to detonate the orb that once sat in his chest.

Gale has a deeper understanding of what you went through at that time than Rolan thinks he ever will. After all, Rolan never had a tadpole lodged in his skull, nor has he ever shared a mental link with you. And while his path to Baldur’s Gate took him one way, your path took you the other—even with the points in which both routes merged.

And the bastard is just charming. He makes it look so easy to be that damn charming.

And when Rolan feels at ease, he is charming. But he feels like he has to put on a performance. He has to be this brilliant wizard at all times.

Rolan may feel like he knows you well—you and him are in an established relationship. The two of you have professed your love for each other. You sleep in the same bed, you have shared goals for the future, and he could see himself spending the rest of his life with you.

But does he know you as well as Gale does?

That eats at him.

And he does feel like he is at a disadvantage when Gale comes to visit, and the two of you reminisce about something that Rolan wasn’t present for. 

He watches how you light up and laugh, and he wonders if you ever light up like that around him. He tells himself that it might be different, that he might not notice those little details, because he sees you every single day.

You and Gale may discuss a book that Rolan has never read, or you might ramble on about your research and ask for the other’s opinion.

After traveling together and patching each other’s wounds, you and Gale might casually touch (arm squeezes or hugs, for example) with ease. And it might make Rolan uneasy.

Rolan’s response to the situation will vary.

If he feels left out, he might excuse himself and make himself scarce. You can tell something is wrong based on how his tail is snapping back and forth. He is seething and trying to hide it.

He is also being awfully short with you. He might make a few passive aggressive (or as passive aggressive as he can manage) comments.

“Don’t mind me. I wouldn’t want to take you away from such engaging company.” He says this with a distinct bite, of course.

If he isn't too deep into his jealousy, he will definitely take comfort in the two of you having sex. You make him feel loved and valued, and you take the time to remind him of that.

And while he is feeling this way, slow and tender sex is the way to go. The sex where it feels like the two of you have nothing but time and you plan on using all of that time with him is soothing.

If he has gotten to the point where he is being short and standoffish, however, sex isn't happening. He is closing himself off from everyone in nearly every conceivable way.

If Gale tries to talk to him, Rolan is cordial but chilly. 

He won’t outright ask for Gale to leave, but he doesn’t go out of his way to make him feel welcome either.

He is, after all, trying to appear every inch the archwizard who could rival Gale. And in several ways, he already is. He just doesn’t see it.

While Rolan doesn’t necessarily try to one-up Gale, he will have those small, ugly moments of feeling rather pleased with himself when he is more knowledgeable about something than Gale might be.

Rolan might make small jabs at Gale about knowing something that he perceives as easy but which Gale mentions having difficulty with (it just feels satisfying to know he can do something better than Gale).

When Gale is about, Rolan might make a conscious point to curl his tail around your ankle or to lay a hand on the small of your back—physical contact that he might not normally indulge in when company is around.

I don’t see him making a point of kissing you in front of Gale or doing something like pulling you onto his lap—the small moments of contact, though Gale might not be picking up on it, speak volumes already.

Should Rolan not be forthcoming with Gale about how he feels, Gale will likely say something to you along the lines of, “Have I done something to upset Rolan?”

Naturally, you don’t want to see your beloved and one of your dear friends at odds.

So, privately, you ask Rolan what the matter is.

This is another situation where he might claim nothing at all is wrong, or he might make a snide remark about Gale. He might loop you into that comment.

“I wouldn’t want to interrupt the two of you. You were getting rather chummy after all.”

The direction this discussion goes will largely depend on how insecure Rolan feels and how defensive he gets. 

It might be as easy as reminding him that you chose him. You have built a life with him. And you wouldn’t change what you have for anything.

If Rolan is too defensive to be receptive, he might put some space between you and him so that he can feel what he needs to feel and then gather his thoughts. He likely won’t be graceful about it (he will probably lock himself up in his office and stew for a bit).

However, when he does have the time to really consider everything, he does see that he has been unfair and downright unkind.

And while he doesn’t enjoy the idea of the conversation to come, he does want to make amends with you. And he wants to explain himself.

This isn’t to say that he won’t get defensive during this discussion either, but with his newfound clarity, he is going to try his damnedest to hear what you have to say and recognize how his actions have made you feel.

Gale and you are just friends. Even if the two of you were romantic in the past, things ended amicably, and neither of you have any interest in picking up where things left off.

Besides, you might ask Rolan, have you ever done anything to make him think that your affections were wandering?

Rolan will assure you that you haven’t. And then it may come out that he is jealous of the closeness that you and Gale have, and sometimes it does sting to know that he hasn’t shared in those adventures.

So you offer to tell him everything that he wants to know. What is he curious about? 

Does he want to know where you all traveled? Does he want to know about the moments where all of you laughed yourselves dizzy around the fire? About the disagreements that you had but then talked out and patched up? How about the most horrific meals you had to scrounge together? 

And this helps him a bit. He might not get to have those experiences with you, but it means the world to him that you are happy to share those times with him—that you feel comfortable enough to do so. 

Even if you don’t want to share everything—if a companion died on the road, if something went horribly wrong—even offering to tell him about some of your adventures means a great deal to him.

Rolan apologizes to you and promises to make amends with Gale.

And when you, him, and Gale are visiting once again, you encourage Rolan to ask questions—Gale is always more than happy to regale anyone with stories of your adventures, after all. 

And, though he does have to swallow his pride a little, Rolan does apologize to Gale.

He asks Gale to visit again—and Gale accepts (Waterdeep is lovely, but Baldur’s Gate is still the third best city on the Sword Coast, after all).

And later, you remind Rolan just how much he means to you, and how incredible you think he is.

I’m saying you body worship and overstim him, and then you hold him while he falls asleep in your arms, feeling loved and cherished and secure.

A week later, when you and Rolan are spending a lazy morning in bed together, you laugh at something he says. And he realizes that, around him, when you light up, you are practically incandescent

And he holds you close.

[konigsblog]

mmf' , i just want eldritch/cthulh!könig to take care of me. headcannons for him because he rots my mine, day and night ... :(

cthulhu!könig who finds himself crawling towards you with his lengthy cock hanging heavy, smelling your period blood from a mile away. he eats fish and dead men, sunken boats that dare to cross his path, along with deceased sea animals. he can't help himself from wrapping his long, murky tentacles around your thighs, keeping your cunt against his mouth as he drags his tongue up and down between your wet, sloppy slit.

“please, sonne, just relax against me. taste so good, so good for me..”

cthulhu!könig and his jealousy issue. he can't stand seeing other sea gods flirt with you in an attempt to swoon over you. but god, he loves making you ride his tentacles after declining them, easing down onto his thick limp, suckers grazing against your gummy walls.

cthulhu!könig who orders you to chant his name while he fucks you. usually, his sex is slow and sensual, with one tentacle stuffed inside youe sweet, precious pussy and another silencing your whiney sounds. but, he adores your stuttered sounds as you chant his name like a prayer to an ancient god.

cthulhu!könig and his breeding kink. he's so fascinated with the idea of breeding you, to see you with a human/octopus hybrid, cradled in your arms. but, due to his issues with jealousy and your attention, he prefers it just being you two. though, he does mention getting you pregnant while you cockwarm a tentacle, his suckers leaking out their substances into your womb, making you sob out in a mixture of pain and pleasure.

“gott, ich möchte dich geschwollen mit meinen babys sehen, einen kleinen oktopus, der in diesem bauch wächst ... meine süße meerjungfrau, du bist so naiv, du weißt nicht, was du mit mir machst, keine ahnung, oder?”

cthulhu!könig being overprotective and possessive of you. you're his most prized possession, a mortal, a human soon to be turned to immortal once he impregnates you with his offspring. he hates whenever other sea gods have their eyes on you, glaring at the before snarling, brushing the wet hair stick to your forehead as he eases your head into the water, washing your hair.

cthulhu!könig who always buys you proper pearl necklaces, as well as other shells. the faint sounds of the ocean in the distance, the sun just rising above the horizon, breathless from könig's tentacles wrapped tightly and securely around your waist. he definitely scolds you whenever you complain, hissing at you and being strict, keeping you from ever leaving.

“don't, meine schatz ... still still, sonnenschein.”

he has a fear of someone taking you, so he usually stays with you. he'd kill for you, other sea gods, do anything to keep you from going back to society.

cthulhu!könig and how he coos at you for being so grumpy and pissy about being away from your friends and family. why do you need anyone else? let the 10ft muscular giant with a gut keep you safe!! your life isn't in jeopardy or danger, just spread your legs and let him treat you right.

⭒ if you want to correct any german, please do so! im not educated on the german language so i have to use a translator for it, but i don't mind constructive criticism to help with it :)

[topguncortez]

[ DISCUSSION ]  for our muses to talk about kinks and figure out their boundaries together with Jake and Shy! Wife, please, they are my favorites

Let's Talk About Sex - Jake Seresin x Shy!Wifey HC

warnings: sex, daddy kink, small lactation kink, size kink, virginity, brief mentions of threesomes, voyuerism, watching porn, mentions of sexuality, mutual masturbation, sex in public places, mentions of body hair, quickies, cum kink

note: I know you probably wanted a fic out of this, but the best I could give ya was a headcannon without it being 97000 pages long. I hope you enjoy!:) also I would love to dive more into Shy!Wifey's sexuality and how she navigates it with Jake. So don't be afraid to ask about that!

g's slumber party || opposites attract masterlist

Jake hated the saying "it's always the quiet ones," but in his experience. . . it usually was the quiet ones

When Y/N had met Jake, yes, she was a virgin. It wasn't that she was holding out for her wedding night to swipe her v-card. Sure, she was religious but she wasn't religious in the sense of "Sex before marriage is a sin."

For her, she just never felt comfortable going there or even thinking about going there with the guys she dated before Jake. Actually, for a while, she thought there was something wrong with her. She never got those warm feelings or that "rush of heat" to her core like the books said. Until she met Jake.

It still took Y/N some time to get totally comfortable with Jake. Their wedding night wasn't one straight from the romcoms and fairytales. It was a night of going slow, figuring out what she liked and what felt right. Y/N tried to fight through the pain she was in cause she wanted Jake to have a good time, but he could see her wincing. The night eventually came to a standstill with Jake refusing to go on because Y/N was near tears from the pain.

It also didn't help that Y/N was so in her head about how she looked. Should she have worn something sexier for him? Was her double chin showing? Should she have shaved or gotten waxed? Did Jake mind body hair or was this repulsing him?

The next morning, Jake sat her down and asked her "What do you like in bed?" All Y/N could do was shrug, meekly telling him "I don't know."

So, Jake suggested watching porn. He found a couple of amateur videos that he thought Y/N would like, and they watched them together. Y/N looked at them as though they were sex education videos while Jake was fighting off a stiffy the whole time.

"This? Gets your rocks off?" Y/N asked, looking at him. Jake couldn't help the boyish grin on his face, "Well. . . yeah. What about you? What do you like?" She took his phone from him, searching through the porn site until she found a video she liked. Jake was surprised to see it was two females, half naked and covered in oil.

Their second attempt at having sex together went better than the first. They had been doing some stuff together, mutual masturbation, oral sex, dirty text messages throughout the day, even the simple act of laying next to each other naked, getting comfortable with one another, all seemed to help. Their second attempt went much better than the first.

Ever so slowly, they started experimenting more and more. It started with doing more positions in bed, Y/N wanting to be on top to watch Jake's face as he came. Or her asking him to pull her hair. Or flipping herself over onto her stomach.

The first time "Daddy" slipped out of her lips, they both paused, both equally frightened and turned on. Jake felt his heart in his chest as he was trying to figure out what to do, but it was as if Y/N could read his mind, "Do that again, daddy, please." And who was Jake to deny her???

As if Jake couldn't get anymore possessive over Y/N. It was bad enough that she had his wedding ring on her finger, his last name as her own and the tattoo of his callsign on her ass. . . Jake also had to make sure she was stuffed full of him. He didn't know he could love the sight of her swollen cunt, dripping with cum.

"You like watching it, don't you?" Y/N asked, breathlessly as Jake's green eyes were looking between her legs. He smirked, leaning down and licking her, "Of course I do. . . Cause one of these days. . . I'm gonna get you so full of me, it'll knock you up."

Then, enter Baby Seresin number one, and their sex life totally changes. Not only does Jake develop a breeding kink seeing his wife grow and swell with his child, but his sex drive and Y/N's sex drive is through the roof. Quickies, anywhere and everywhere.

"Do you know how much trouble well get in if Penny finds us?" Y/N pants against his lips one night at the hard deck, "She'll forgive us once we tell her she is an honorary grandmother," Jake tugs down the top of her sundress, her swollen breasts popping out, "Fuck. . . look at you. Getting all ready to have my child. To be able to feed them. . . I love you like this," Y/N quickly slaps her hand over her mouth as Jake's tongue swirls her nipple before pulling it into his mouth.

[oliver-quick-ens-my-pulse]

i’m totally not embarrassed for asking this but uhh can we get headcanons with seb and ominis for f!mc having a praise kink

Headcannons for Sebastian and Ominis with reader that has a praise kink

Sebastian Sallow x f!reader; Ominis Gaunt x f!reader

Warnings - 18+ smut, praise kink

Ominis

always slipping phrases in during more mundane activities

studying in the library with Sebastian?

he's going to tell you how proud he is of you for working so hard, hiding his knowing smirk about how your body is reacting to it

whispers during the day telling you how good you look and how much he loves showing you off to everyone

he gives you loads of embarrassing compliments about your moan and whimpers and how much he loves them

how he knows when he squeezes your breasts, your body will react like this, but when he traces his fingers over your thighs you react like that

during sex, he tells you how good of a job your doing, how perfect the way that you move your hips is

alternatively, he tells you how good you are at taking his cock and he proud he is when you're holding back your orgasm at his command

he's very educated with plenty of words at his disposal, so he is always full of new compliments for you

phrases would include:

"you're such a good girl today, getting your work done early"

"i'm so proud of you for fitting my whole cock down your throat"

Sebastian

he's not always the most eloquent with his words, but he's driven to see your positive reactions

he's fairly bold with what he'll say in front of others which earns you both funny looks, but you're completely infatuated with his admiration and the fact that everyone else knows about it

he compliments your spellwork and dueling all the time, eager to show you off to anyone willing to fight with you

he loves to lay down with you, spooning you and caressing you

murmuring against your neck about how soft your skin is, how much he loves different parts of your body

obsessed with eating you out and telling you how wonderful you smell and how you taste like liquid honey on his tongue

he's tasted every inch of you and told you how he spent his classroom hours hungry for more of you

phrases would include:

"you were such a good girl waiting for me today"

"your pussy is so pretty when it's wet, darling"

"i missed your lovely face, baby girl"

[snailmail444]

After reading the Masturbationen headcanons for the Bachelors… Can we get masturbation headcanons for the bachelorettes? 🫶🏻

Bachelorette Masturbation Headcannons

18+ 🌱 NSFW 🌱 MDNI

This took soooo long. So so long. But it’s HERE! I’ll probably be double posting today since the poll said post as I finish and I actually have two asks done hehe. Hope y’all are ready for a double feature! NSFW under the cut!

Penny-

🧡 It’s all or nothing for penny. Either her mom is out and she’s got all the time in the world, or her mom is home and she can’t hide a damn thing.

🧡 Luckily Pam has a solid routine every night, so Penny has been able to find time for herself when the mood strikes.

🧡 It’s not a usual occurrence for Penny. She’s got a lot of deep-seated repression that makes it tough for her to follow through on any sexual urges. She’s still undoing the small-town-youth dynamic that it’s dirty and shameful for women to pleasure themselves.

🧡 Sometimes though she’ll be reading fanfic (because let’s be so real you know she does), and she can’t ignore the ache in her center anymore.

🧡 Bites down on her lip and edges her bottoms off anxiously, still a little worried someone might jump out of the shadows and damn her in the name of Yoba for sinning.

🧡 Settles in pretty fast though, and lets herself get lost in the story. Pretends she’s the character being ravaged, typically in a highly romantic setting.

🧡 Penny seems like a total pillow humper to me. Gets all flushed and red and tries to muffle her moans as she grinds against the fabric.

🧡 Really sensitive so she doesn’t need much more than that. Maybe a free hand to play with her breast, but honestly not even that.

🧡 One and Done. The guilt sets in and she feels embarrassed all over once she finishes, so she throws everything in to wash and showers off the evidence ASAP.

Maru-

💜 Doesn’t have a ton of personal space/boundaries during the day. She has to wait until nighttime to even think of letting off some steam (thanks, Demetrius)

💜 Once she’s certain her parents are asleep—thank god Sebastian doesn’t ever leave his room, the night owl—Maru climbs down into the privacy of her workshop and allows herself to unwind.

💜 Maru is a woman in STEM. A gadget queen, if You will.

💜 She only has a couple of toys, but they’re high-end splurges. Quality over quantity.

💜 Could make her own if she really wanted to, but she’s got more robotics projects on her plate than she can finish. The last thing she wants is to have to wait to finish making her sex toy before having fun with it.

💜 Her favorite is just a plain blue toy that looks unassuming, but it feels like it’s thrusting inside her, and she can just lay back and enjoy it.

💜 Girls arms and wrists are tired after a day of engineering, so it’s a lifesaver to not have to do that work herself. All she wants is to feel fucked full and nothing else.

💜 Maru’s mind is always going, which is good and bad when she’s trying to get off. On the one hand, it makes for some vivid fantasies. On the other, sometimes she doesn’t want to have to think at all.

💜 Her fantasies are often of whirlwind, desperate romances. Stolen away in the nearest closet, shoved up against a tree, spread out on top of her workbench. She dreams of reckless, passionate, I need you this minute sex. It gets her so wet she’s soaking.

💜 On the days when she wants her brain to go quiet, she’ll make sure to keep going until she’s cum three or four times. Until her ears are ringing and her body is completely exhausted. Kind of a stamina queen, to be honest.

💜 She sleeps like a baby on those nights.

Emily-

💙 Lowkey I think Emily would be a licensed sex therapist.

💙 She’s very well educated in the importance of sexual health. For her it’s a spiritual practice of keeping herself balanced.

💙 Haley’s home like all the time which sucks, but she gets an okay amount of privacy regardless because their rooms are on opposite sides of the house.

💙 Lights incense that has properties good for sexual energy or something I dunno.

💙 Has a (body safe!) crystal wand that she fucks herself with.

💙 Loves how cool it feels at first and the fact that it warms to match her body temperature.

💙 Little miss active imagination doesn’t need porn or anything, she just gets right the hell off on her fantasies.

💙 As for what she fantasizes about? Girl goes wild thinking about having three or four partners. Ideally it’s three or four people all focused on pleasing her, every sensation hands and mouths and skin on skin—she gets really hot thinking about it.

💙 Her nipples are really sensitive so she makes sure to stimulate them a lot, pretending she has someone to focus on each one individually.

💙 Enjoys being present with her body and engages her senses. Really wants to sit with all the sensations and draw them out.

💙 Doesn’t cum every time, but that’s not the point for her. Unless she’s specifically trying to cum, it’s an added bonus. Something nice, but not necessary. It’s all about the journey for Emily.

Leah-

💚 Leah has it MADE in terms of getting off.

💚 Queen of living alone in the woods.

💚 Full privacy. Loud noise never carries from the solid insulation and the dampening of the trees. She can’t full out scream without being heard, but almost.

💚 Has a collection of dildos she’s made herself out of scrap wood. She started making them as a joke, but then she was like actually…this could be great for me.

💚 Don’t worry, she’s taken great care in making sure they’re body safe. Made with love and all that.

💚 Her favorites are the ones that she’s left knots on. A smooth fuck is nice, but she loves the added sensation from the bumps.

💚 Her internet isn’t great, but she’s lucky to have a collection of artsy porn films. Again, something that started as more of a fascination, but to be honest it’s super hot.

💚 One in particular is her favorite, with a long shot of eating pussy. It’s supposed to be a love story, the way it’s framed, but more than anything it’s just hot. Reminds her of some of the best oral she’s ever gotten.

💚 Takes her a long time to get off, but she’s learned not to rush it. She’ll finish when she finishes, and it’s always worth it.

💚 Needs a nice, long, relaxing shower afterwards, and unwinds with a cup of herbal tea.

Haley-

🩷 Emily is gone a lot working at the bar until late, so she doesn’t have to worry about finding time.

🩷 Definitely has a collection of toys for whatever mood she’s in.

🩷 Quality AND Quantity babe Haley will not deny herself pleasure.

🩷 Absolutely will treat herself too. A nice glass of wine and some mood lighting. Big fan of setting the vibe (pun intended).

🩷 Soft BDSM girlie. Adores any porn where the sub ends up a whiny desperate mess

🩷 It’s an ego trip. She absolutely wants to think that whoever she’s with would be reduced to absolute pathetic begging for her.

🩷 She finishes faster than she would like sometimes, so she’s mastered the art of edging.

🩷 She’s not gonna put all that effort in for nothing. If she’s set taking her time to enjoy herself she’s going to be TAKING her TIME.

🩷 Finds it really hot to be able to watch herself so sometimes she’ll set up in front of her floor-length mirror. Not as good as it is with a partner, but it’s got a similar draw.

🩷 Really quiet when she cums, her cheeks flushed and a gasp stuck in her chest while her body seizes with pleasure.

🩷 Might go a couple more times depending on how hot and bothered she is.

Abigail-

🖤 Abby has the least privacy out of the bachelorettes.

🖤 Her situation isn’t horrible (read: better than Sam’s), but she’s always got low-grade anxiety that she’s going to be caught and absolutely mortified.

🖤 Never home alone either, but Stardew girls make do. Waits up until midnight or later and makes sure to be radio silent just in case her dad is roaming around.

🖤 Once she gets into it though…she gets into it.

🖤 Little miss visual aid over here be Watching porn. She almost can’t get off without it. She CAN but she doesn’t want to. Which is so real of her.

🖤 LOVES videos of people getting themselves off. Solo masturbation videos are so hot to her because it feels like a steamy mutual session when she touches herself.

🖤 Totally ends up imagining past experiences or current crushes taking up the same as the person in the video. Pleasuring themselves while she watches and watching her get off too…she’s practically gone.

🖤 Sometimes she likes to watch really hardcore, desperate railing if she’s feeling particularly needy or submissive. Every now and again she just wants to be told she’s hot, get spanked, and fucked within an inch of her life. Girl me too the fuck—

🖤 Gets off pretty fast and once just because of the anxiety thing. If she had more peace of mind it would be a marathon for her because with the adventure training she’s got stamina for days.

🖤 Still sleeps way better after and ends up having some very, very pleasant dreams with all of that imagination fuel.

[satancopilotsmytardis]

A little late to the party but horny headcannon:

Virgin dabi (by coincidence obvi because of the coma thing and everything or never getting educated before the tragedy that befalle him every au. I know you've written a story like this before) just not having sex not realizing its fun and having literally no idea why tomura makes him so embarrassed so he gets flustered and mad every time instead.

This can work with heats too if he literally does not know what is happening to his body; everyone assumes he knows that heats exist and what they do but he does not. So when his "heats" hit he just assumes its from the trauma or something

I just love the thought of tomu being his first for everything and breaking him beautifully.

Ooh virgin omega!Dabi who doesn't know what a heat is even years after his coma because he's never been somewhere safe and has never had enough food or anything else to take his body out of starvation/survival mode. He doesn't even know what his designation is because he didn't have one pre-coma and hasn't felt like anything since, so he assumes he's a beta and moves right along.

Then suddenly, being with the League and having his basic needs met. He doesn't know why he's going from hating the boss to always wanting to be around him, to loving how his cologne smells, to wanting to make him food, but he's doing a really bad job of curbing those impulses. He starts using the money he has to buy himself all kinds of soft things to sleep in, and one day he wakes up feeling very sick with a fever and he thinks he wet the bed???? It does not smell or seem like piss, but he is aching from the waist down, and he's soaked in sweat, and whatever this fluid is, and he just wants to clean up really quick and then hide.

He thinks he can sneak out of his room and wash the blankets, everyone else should be asleep, but he runs into Shig in the hall, and as soon as he smells him, he's moving right into his space and making sounds he didn't even know he could, absolutely desperate for something he can't put a name to.

And for his part, Tomura has been kind of shocked that the omega he tried to kill has been throwing himself at him, like very, very openly. He's been trying to act disinterested to keep AFO from saying anything, but Dabi coming to find him in his heat makes the desire more than blatant, and he does smell so good. So he takes Dabi right back to his room and helps him with his nest, loving how shameless and needy that he is through his whole heat, only to be slammed with the reality that Dabi didn't know what was happening to his body when he comes out of the haze a week later and starts to cry and have a panic attack because the one time he remembers his house smelling like this it was after Enji forced Rei to get pregnant with Shoto.

And he and Tomura have to deal with getting him caught up on what he is, how sex works, if he's pregnant (because what omegas this day and age aren't on some kind of birth control? Oh god they just had a WEEK of unprotected sex), and reshaping their relationship from there

[sheeluvsme]

John Soap mactavish headcannons !

LETTS GET READY TO RUMBLEEE!! Hi everyone! I saw how everyone really liked my last post about price and Valeria !!! So i figured I’ll do our boy soap next :))!! Who should I write about next? I was thinking könig…lmk!!

CW// This is SFW and NSFW!! there will be female anatomy used Lightly, also NOT proof read LMAOO , ANGST! ( warning nurse! Reader, brief death) semi public stuff? Just let me know if I missed anything!!

When you first met soap , you really thought he was WEIRD AS SHIT

He like completely puzzled you with his jokes 😭

You two met at a pub!! He had claimed to think your face was familiar and you told him you worked for army medical. You were a army nurse ! That’s when it clicked in his tiny little brain, because lord knows he’s been to medical lotssss of times.

The first thing that pulled him in was your laugh. When you finally started laughing at his stupid jokes he couldn’t help but smile like a teen boy.

Soap is also good to you! He i a sweetheart and lovessss taking you wherever you want to go, he mostly likes going shopping with your for two very important reasons 1. To make sure no one fucks with you 2. So he can get his favorite candy.

He actually likes watching you shop and be in your own little world! He thinks it’s cute because when he’s focused he does the same thing.

He knows you have anxiety about alottttt of things and he is right there for you! He knows public places scare you because of germs and also just some many loud people

He finds it funny your so loud and assistive at your place of work but as soon as you hit the public you turn into a shy little thing and he adores it!

Especially when you don’t want to bother people, your sitting there with your cart … waiting for this one person to move… and he’s like “ what you waitin’ for lass?” And you jester to the person in-front of you. He can’t help but smile and shake his head at you “ excuse meh’ ! We gotta get by you” he louder then he should of announced 😭

Soap always says the most random funny shit to you, he knows you have quite a gruesome sad job sometimes , so coming back home with him and his humor really helps!!

One day you absolutely came home in tears , you were shattered, your heart felt so so sore. He couldn’t help but immediately sore to you hold you. “ aye aye ..sweetheart what’s wrong-?! Did someone hurt you? Is it your boss again because I swea-“ you just shake your head no. You quietly explain to him through your tears a kid died on you. There was nothing you could really do but make them comfortable but you couldn’t help but feel sorrow. Because you definitely wanted kids with soap. So this scared you. He just holds you so tightly stroking your hair. “ it’s ok sweetheart. You did your absolute best. It’s ok..”

He always know how to exactly get you feeling better. Even if your sick ! You yell at him to stay away from you because you’re sick and have gross germs!! But he literally couldn’t care he picks you up anyways kissing you and hugging you!

He wasn’t very educated on periods at first but you definitely taught him , maybe a little too graphic because after he hugged you and told you how lucky he is to have a dick LMAOO

On your period he like genuinely calls it ‘ Shark week! ‘

He’s the type to say , when you ask him to grab you pads and says ‘ what size pussy you got ‘ PLSPSLLSL

You catch this man listening to the lady Gaga or Katie Perry 100% AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE LITERALLY HAS NO SHAME

He thinks your just the prettiest thing wearing his shirts !! Makes him secretly go nuts

He admires you a lot , the way you have to be up at ASS O’CLOCK in the morning for work and you still make him lunch or morning coffee???? He wants to be YOU when he grows up LMAOO

NSFW

He also like price has a primal urge to make you his baby momma LMAOO

He loves telling you that during sex “ yeah? Like that? You like when I’m deep inside you hm? Gonna’ getcha’ fucking pregnant with my kid.”

He is a MAJOR bitter

He loves biting you everywhere and leaving his marks on you. It’s his favorite thing getting up after you watching you slip on your scrubs and try and cover your neck bites with makeup. He can’t help but cheekily smile

He is also a MAJOR pussy eater , loveessss eating you like a starved man , especially overstimulation.

He will eat you over and over and over till your literally sobbing and saying you can’t anymore ( he of course respects your request)

He is BIGGGG on in public stuff ‼️‼️

Like if your out for a nice dinner you can’t help but send a glare his way as his hand creeps up your thigh. “ what do you think your doing?” You playfully smack his hand away. “ what dose it look like I’m doing hm?” He whispers. “ it looks like your focused on the wrong food.” You keep yourself together as you sip your wine. “ I’m a man who likes his dessert before his dinner what can I say?” You choke on your wine.

DONT even get me started when your out clubbing together going to a pub with a few of 141 to have a good time , you yourself are having too much of a good time. Your buzzed , warm , and feeling damn good, your make up worked out perfectly and your clothes fit you JUST right.

Soap leaves his eyes off you for one minute and he sees gaz and price chuckling as they point to you , clearly having the time of your life in the crowded dance floor , soap is chuckling too until he notices a guy gawking you and obviously too close for his comfort. Your oblivious to what’s happening honestly there’s so many people smooshed together, your too focused on dancing.

He quickly sets down his drink squeezing through people, quickly apologizing. He grabs your waist quickly pulling you close before looking back at the guy that was very close to touching what’s his. Soap quickly says “ step off. She’s with me.” You quickly turn around to see your beautiful boyfriend and smile “ Johnny!! I was wondering when you’d come out here and show off your sweet dance moves!” Obviously teasing him. Because his ass can not dance 😭

Soap hears you and smiles but he’s quietly brewing. Suddenly he’s dragging you to the clubs bathroom. Thank god it’s a single use. “ wha- cmon was my dancing that embarrassing?” You tease him wondering what the hell is happening. “ no love. Not that. Just..” her huffs grabbing you pulling you close. “ people keep ogling’ whats mine. I don’t take very kindly to it.” Your cheeks heat up. You’ve never seen him like this but your not complaining. You didn’t even notice people looking at you. “ well I promise I’m all yours Johnny..” he quickly sticks his lips to yours. Hungrily kissing you , licking into you. “ soap- every one else is gonna-“ he quickly cuts you off. “ let them. I’m having you right now whether they like it or not.”

Soap seems more dominant but he is half and half sometimes he just needs to be your good boy ‼️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

He absolutely LOVESSSSS when you top him or sit on his face. If he’s tired but still really wants you THATS when he turns into putty in your hands.

He fucking loves when you pull on his Mohawk ‼️ he can’t help but whimper and god damn is so beautiful.

BIG ON PRAISE let that poor boy know he’s doing good!!! Degrading him just makes him feel competitive, then the tables will turn..

He loves begging you to let him cum in you , “ please- please let me cum in you. Fucking hell!- haa- please please. I want you to feel good-“ of course with him you obviously CANT say no!!

He’s also pretty good with after care, he likes taking baths with you because soap does enjoy a good bubble bath!!

Next morning you wake up late because it’s your day off, he’s gone for work already but you smell something? You walk into the kitchen and he made you breakfast and coffee with a small note. “ gotta take care of my girl after she takes care of me , I love ya ! -your secret admirer” and ofc he spells like half of that wrong but its ok because you do indeed love your boyfriend!

Thank you for reading!!! Hope you enjoyed <33

[muzanswifey]

Can I nsfw request headcannons of Dragon!Kagaya x Reader please? It’s fine if you ignore it!

Dragon!Kagaya x Fem!Reader

18+

Oooo this will be interesting 🤔 ive never done anything nsfw for kagaya before so lets give it a try

Warnings: Smut, dragon au, kagaya is still blind, handjobs, blowjobs, riding, cowgirl, knotting, creampie, thank-you sex

Unlike most dragons, he’s quite accustomed to human ways and is thoroughly educated on the differences of the two species

But that isn't to say he doesn't feel the same instincts and urges as all other dragons do

So when you wander into his cave one quiet night, the first thing he can even think of doing is keeping you there

He does everything he can to extend your stay, feeding you, letting you take a nice warm bath in one of the many hot springs that decorate his abode, warning you of the many dangers that lurk around at night, yet you still insist you must get going, not wanting to be a bother

But he continues to urge you, practically begging you not to leave, and he's just been so nice that you give in

You stay for a grand total of 3 weeks, your every attempt at leaving met with a sad expression and worry from him, but you push past the sadness it brings you, finally leaving the way you came

It gets darker a lot faster than you thought it would, suspicious sounds filling your ears at every turn, when you reach a dead end of stone, absolutely certain this wasn't her last time, you start to worry

Several dragons corner you in, snarling and snapping at you dangerous close and you scream out

Just when they're about to grab you, 2 more individuals sweep in, swiping at your tormenters and shooing them away

As everything settles down, they come better into view, two large males, one hellishly large and blank eyes, the other a bit shorter with crazy white hair and scars, your confused as you stare at them until another comes out from the foliage, who you quickly recognize to be Kagaya

He softly asks if you are alright and you can't stop yourself from leaping into his arms, so overwhelmed and traumatized by what had just happened

Your still sobbing as he takes you back to his cave, his rumbling purrs deep within his chest and tender cooing eventually calming you down

As he cradles you in his arms as he lays you both down into his nest, your overcome with a sense of intimacy you've never quite felt before, it runs all the way from you tingling brain down to your curling toes, a wave of slickness rushing out of your core

He must be able to sense it as he nuzzles into you, bathing you in his scent while mumbling sweet praises into your ear

You giggle as you fall deeper into him, unable to stop yourself from lazily humping at his lap, hazy stupidity glazing over your brain quickly with the growing vibrations of his purr

You're the first to undress yourself, letting his hands roam about to memorize your body with touch rather than sight, then you push his robe open, taking his thickening cock in your hand and pumping it slowly, he groans aloud, leaning into your neck to bite and lick carvings into your neck

You drop down to take his member into your mouth, bobbing up and down to suck him until he finally reaches full hardness and twitches harshly

You ride him gently, rocking your hips to and fro and unintentionally stimulating his growing knot with your puffy cunt lips, he pants underneath you, worshipping your perfection and encouraging you to take what you need from him

When the time comes, he warns you, prompting you to slap your hips down a top his and swallowing his knot into your tight heat

He practically whimpers, humping up into you and jostling where you're locked, the movement has you whining, throwing you into your own orgasm and further milking him into your womb

You lay a top him exhausting, both of you peacefully falling asleep with his cock and cum stuck inside of you and his voice lulling you to unconsciousness with sweet nothings

[doll3t3xo]

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[spookymultimedia]

All of my intersex Cartman headcannons

-Liane was complicit and approved of Cartman getting genital surgery as an infant

-the surgery in question wasn't successful in "making him cis"

-Cartman felt intrinsically different on a physical and personal level, Liane insisted he was just delusional. He figured out he was intersex eventually.

-Cartman has Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome and for him that means he's infertile and has breast growth

-Cartman isn't ashamed of being intersex at all he sees it as proof that he's actually a god or more important than his peers. Unfortunately the town don't share this mindset, in fact they're a bit disgusted by it.

-Kyle refused to believe what Cartman was telling him until he was shown official documents on it. He was not expecting Eric to have sources for his claim.

-for two days Kyle and Stan had questions. Most of them weird and a little bit invasive.

[Kyle: so how do you pee?? Cartman: why do you want to know 🤨🤨🤨]

Stan immediately assumed it was a gay sexuality. Kyle is way too curious about his junk. He just had no idea genitalia could be so diverse.

Kenny just stares at his tits.

-it took longer than it should to explain to Stan that being intersex doesn't make him transginger or gay so he shouldn't assume. He will die before anyone can get him to verbally admit he's gay.

-Cartman expected to get celebrated and special treatment from teachers for being intersex but to his shock they treat him with pitty and confusion. They don't respond in the correct way he demands and it bums him out.

-after a week the shock has passed and the other three have come to terms that Cartman is intersex. They don't talk about it that much after that unless it's relevant [such as health class or puberty talk]

-its feels more natural for him to sing in a falsetto but he's basically trained his own voice to sing deeper, it's didn't happen naturally though

-he considers top surgery at some point but he ultimately decided against it

-the class was divided by their sex when the health class discussed puberty. Cartman had no idea where to go. He got grouped with the boys because he was assigned male.

Before class could end he was crying in the hallway because the teacher forced him to admit to the class he didn't have balls. Most of the boys laughed at him.

-Cartman would storm into PC Principals office and complain about the severely outdated education on sex [the noun]. He screams at him to do something about it.

To his dismay PC Principal also knows next to nothing about intersex bodies. It finally dawns on him that in this school, because he's intersex, he's. . . a minority 😱😱😭😭 [despite intersex being more common than people think] I have yet to see any proof you can state your intersex condition in TFBW so I'll assume that even in the second gender/sex talk you get limited to binary sex options.

-Cartman demands every single student gets their hormones and chromosomes checked because there is no way in hell he's gonna be the only intersex child in this school. He REFUSES to be a minority. The school does not have the budget to do that, let alone getting the consent from the parents and students to do that. So no matter how much he fights it, he's part of a minority 😔

-He organized a school event to spread awareness about intersex condition but barely anyone attended. The only ones that showed up was Shiela with Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Karen, Scott M. and Butters. Even though food was provided. Lame.

PC Principal organized the event but did a shitty job of promoting it. He just hung up a single poster in the hallway.

-Cartman threw an intersex party for himself and his cat when the vet identified Mr.Kitty as intersex

-Cartman has a huge intersex flag hung on his door and an intersex sticker on his window to increase visibility. He does this because he knows it annoys Liane, who is insecure of her intersex son

- " YOU CAN SUCK MY CLIT AND BALLS 😝 just kidding, I don't have balls lol."

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

Headcannon tiem :3 Briar edition:

She is absolutely brilliant. She went to the most well praised schools and got the best education possible in the Underdark

She has rarely ventured to the surface before she got tadpoled

Astarion is falling first. Briar is much more accustomed to the idea of casual sex with no feelings attached. He may be falling first but she will fall harder later on.

She's always tinkering with her arm and finding ways to make it stronger/more helpful

She's always drinking coffee which makes Astarion kinda hyper whenever he feeds

Her blood tastes like cherry wine

She smells like Black Orchid by Tom Ford (rich and dark floral with spicy notes)

Does not worship mystra despite being a wizard, she is Lolth-sworn through and through.

Despite drow culture treating men as lesser, Briar has never given two shits about the gender of her partner. Due to the environment though she has been mostly with women until now.

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Random headcannon

Time skip team finds out the manager is pregnant. I see it happening like Miranda tells Richard in gray's anatomy

(yes this is word for word from the original episode of gray's anatomy 2x8)

Manager: I'm pregnant you blind morons my heart rate is 110bpm I burn 3000 calories a day my legs a swollen and did you know that if you have a boy in your uterus you will burn 10% more calories and guess what I'm having ... a boy

The team: 🤠😳 what

This is so random but I just thought it fit the team

-may

😂😂😂 ok but but these idiots are literally the kinds of guys to not know your pregnant but say “hey Yn did you gain weight? You look chubbier” 😭

It’s not uncommon to be like really bloated in early pregnancy, so like often times the pregnant person can look bigger than they are. The fetus doesn’t actually come over the pelvic bone until around 12 weeks of pregnancy so most of the time, it’s not really a “bump” until then. However this can change with multiples, body shape, etc. Ok now that I’ve educated the youths for today 😅

“Hey Yn, you look different?” Bokuto asks

“Yeah, you look tired and like pale,” Hinata adds

Sakusa 👉🏻 *whips head around* YN YOU BETTER NOT BE SICK!

You 👉🏻😐

“You do look kind of weird YN? Did you gain weight?” Atsumu asks

You 👉🏻😐😑

“Sumu you can’t say that!” Aran says

Iwaizumi 👉🏻😠 just say the word YN 🏐

“I’m pregnant you idiots now shut up!” You say

Team japan 👉🏻👁️👄👁️ pregnant!???

“Like with a baby???” Bokuto screams

“YN you had sex?!?” Hinata adds

You 👉🏻😐 and we are done here…