the harbinger theatre troupe decided to put on a production of the nutcracker this year! now if only the choreo choices weren’t so questionable,,,,,
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Tim, [pointing his staff at the human traffickers]: YOU ARE OUTGUNNED
Jason, [hyping him up]: WHAT?
Tim: OUTMANNED!
Jason: WHAT?!
Tim: OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED
Jason: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!
Tim: PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN ON MY COMMAND
Jason: HAND EM OVER!!
Tim: THIS IS HAMILTON MY RIGHT HAND MAN!
Jason, [getting his guns out]: PWO PWO PWO PWO PWO-
Goons: *shaking* what the FUCK are Batman feeding his partners--
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I understand that literature nerd Jason Todd is kind of overblown in fanon compared to it's actual presence in canon (a few issues during his pre (and post?)crisis Robin tenure that highlight it) BUT consider that I think it's hilarious if the unhinged gun toting criminal has strong opinions on poetry
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today's adventure was acting out roles
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in my opinion we need more christine daaes who are portrayed as viciously insane. discuss
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Day 12229 of me begging for someone on that godforsaken building to accept his invitations.
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my mother would fit in perfectly on musical theatre tumblr bc whenever i see a show with her she immediately latches onto the most lame pathetic man in the whole thing. we went to see merrily we roll along and her favorite fucking character was joe
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My purpose and singular mission in life is to make sure queer and/or neurodivergent kids know that sometimes it really is their parents who are stupid and other adults are on their side. This, unfortunately, does not make me popular with their parents. Gonnae keep doing it though.
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why do you guys hate cass?? what did she do
SHE POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY, BURNED OUR CROPS, AND DELIVERED A PLAGUE ONTO OUR HOUSES.
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Can we talk more about how truly weird (affectionate) Emma Mountebank is? This woman is genuinely out here kicking in doors, marking her arrival with fireworks, doing 1950s housewife pantomimes, opening random spooky trapdoors, twirling about for no reason, taking flASH PHOTOGRAPHY IN LIFE OR DEATH SITUATIONS
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Culper
(left to right) Gladys, Sheldon, & Vaughnessa.
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what do you mean furina isn’t an archon?? she’s literally a god to all the theatre kids
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last night I showed my director the video of Reeve taking Eva home and she was so excited and into it she was not paying attention to people asking her questions
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Fire Lord Lu Ten attends the Earth Rumble to find the best earth bender and boos along with everyone else when the fire nation guy comes in. Azula and Zuko look at him like he's crazy but their guards are also booing ("FUCK the Fire Nation!" and thrown snacks all around).
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Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 462
Wanda: “Sometimes I think the english lexicon is too complex for its own good. With Agatha I only need one word”
Y/N: “But how can you express emotions, feelings, questions?!?!”
Wanda: “Observe:”
Wanda: “No.”
Agatha, from across the house: “YES”
Wanda: “See! It’s like she can sense it deep within her bones”
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