“me and Zuko are gonna fight for Sokka’s love"- Suki
"Aren't you his boyfriend"- Iroh
"Yes but Suki does not seem to agree"- Zuko
"Well yeah he is my boyfriend "- Suki
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mutual 1: i’m an enigma
mutual 2: stop trying to be mysterious [mutual one], it’s just clinical depression
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Things My Friends Have Said As Zodiac Signs (Part 5)
Aries: Soccer is killing me, work is finishing me off, and school is pissing on my grave.
Taurus: Guys, the coffee didn't help much, my brain is still fried. She told me thank you and I responded with hello.
Gemini: H-E-double hockey sticks is a swear word!
Cancer: I want the salmonella.
Leo: These pants, from Target. This jacket, from Target. This shirt, from Target. These shoes, from Target. This underwear...probably from Target.
Virgo: You're not even a quality burrito.
Libra: I touch my own boob because I'm lonely.
Scorpio: What are they gonna do, say yeehaw and punch me in my face?
Sagittarius: Your boy got himself some Zoloft! I’m the most mentally stable man in the room!
Capricorn: I’m so fricking smart right now.
Aquarius: Look up what dreams about buying cats at Walmart means.
Pisces: I hate humans. They’re the reason we can’t have communism.
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More RE8 characters saying shit my friends and family have:
Angie: Punch him! Punch him right in the dick!
Karl: What if they had a radio station for Satanists, you know, like the ones that they have for Christians?
Ethan: I burnt my hand on the ham…
Ethan: Can I please get one more hand here?!?
Karl: He's stupid, he lives in a tank… I would do that! I would live in a tank! Yeah, I'd put my bed in a tank..
Karl: I'm trying to read you a bedtime story, stop being a baby-dick!
Sal: He tooks a lot of ster-re-re-roids
Bela: Kickstarter Yo! I'm never saying that again… *immediately says it again*
Karl: Well slap me on my ass and call me daddy!
Sal: *whispering* There's bootys in there!
Angie: Look at me you little bitch! I'm a chicken nugget! *playing Minecraft*
Karl: Paint me yellow and call me a Swiggity Man-Slut 'cause hot damn is he sexy!
Daniela: He's rapping so… agedly!
Angie: Shit dicks! They're the dicks that shit out watermelon!
Cassandra: Cut off his dick! Haha! She's going to cut off your little Johnny!
Angie: You are a wang. Are you spinning your baby-maker, but since you are one you're really just spinning around in circles? (Original context: brother said he skinned his pinkie finger and we all heard he's spinning his baby maker so it became an inside joke)
Random lycan to Ethan: I'm going to eat your pinkie finger! Monch monch!
Ethan: Goddamn it! My fucking hand is gone again! (Original context: prop hand)
Duke: I just realized that I'm an NPC and no matter what I do or what trade I go into I'm always going to be an NPC…
Ethan: Well damn, you could have warned me that you were going to be setting off explosives…
Karl: Take that damn mask off, you look like a fucking pelican!
Ethan: I'm artistic and autistic, which is a little hard to say if you have a "R" related speech impediment…
Ethan: Those goddamn fucking birds!
Karl: Fuck off you blood-sucking pest!
Alcina: *in roasting rap-battle*..... Nate Karl pulled down his jeans, an' I said aw shit, it looks like a bean!
Karl: Well, I don't want to have this damn parasite in me, so if you could get rid of it that would be great, thanks.
Ethan: I'm going to die. The cat is going to come lay on my face and I am going to suffocate in cat nipples…
Ethan: Well, I didn't want to see a beetle's dick today, but thanks I guess….
Alcina: Alexa, play "sounds of a murder dungeon"…
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“dont look directly at it you dumb fucks”
- @darcyfangirlsfrequently under their breath
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