#so awk

[inspiredbycalliope]

I'm secretly obsessed with my Tumblr for you page. I get the absolute wildest things on there. It's the most unpredictable FYP from any of my socials and I love it

[deadclawshc]

me if i was an anti social young adult man who has spider powers in another universe

[awkwardbakugou]

HE GOT IT SIGNED IM CRYING

[chirpy-poppy]

BWAHAHAHA. I need more. Of everyone

I'm back with more Yuri :D

Flirting is easy. Flirting is really easy. Mizuki makes it look easy, he's always flirting with the guests in the bar. Patients also seem to Jiro is flirting with them, though his assistant always denies it.

He scribbles question marks all over his notebook, genuinely wondering how one flirts. He would ask Kusanagi but talking to an ex-Frostheim parasite? He'd rather die thrice. Sitting beside a current Frostheim student would turn his brain into mush, the students of Frostheim need brain transplants. They make even Rank-C anomalies look smart.

Though, he doesn't mind how his brain turns into mush every time he sees you. "What a strange person," He huffs, a small smile adorning his face.

From beside Yuri, Kaito tugs at Luca's collar, the transfer student sitting in front of him. "Can we shift seats? He's seriously creeping me out." He whisper-yells but Luca shakes his head, frowning at Kaito.

"That's not nice, Kaito. He's still your classmate, you can get along." He should've selected another class. Why did he have to end up in the same elective class as Luca and Yuri?!

Today was his lucky day! He didn't see a single Frosthiem student, Kaito doesn't exist, and he gets to see you! He needs to know your name and needs to flirt with you.

As he stares at you, following you into the hallway. 'They're too beautiful. No, beautiful isn't even closet describing them,' He drops his books too deep in thought about you.

At the sound, you turn around to see none other than Yuri Isami, the mad scientist of Mortkranken!?

'Should I help him? He'll be fine right?' You watch as he picks up one paper and it somehow falls to the ground again.

'Yeah, he needs help,' You ultimately decide, walking up to him and crouching to pick up his books. However, your entire self is wondering why he's not picking them up and just watching you!?

Passing the books back, you flash him a smile before getting up.

"You," You hum, gesturing him to go on. "Have you gotten all your flu shots?" In the shadows, a certain grim reaper has to stop himself from laughing.

"Excuse me??" He repeats the question, turning more embarrassed as the second passes, "I have...?"

"Good." He nods, walking past you while humming something loudly. You swear you can hear wedding bells go off in his mind.

"What the actual fuck am I hearing right now?" Leo cringes at the conversation. He was sitting by the bushes to get some peace and quiet but he heard the Mortkranken doctor have literal zero game?!

He's definitely not going to get the person he has a crush on.

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Guys I realized you can’t compromise quality time on your core interests without compromising your own core self and fading away as a person . Did you know about this

[woozi]

first date

[sukerokus]

[radvelvetcakez]

Dazai, talking about Chuuya: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

[nectar-cellar]

idk why i always feel the impulsive urge to delete posts that get reblogged a lot 💀

[tripably]

You Know You Can't Fool Me: The Comic Version

Yeah. Uh. I'm simultaneously proud and humiliated by this... creation. Here's the story in it's original form, which I'm infinitely less embarrassed about lmao.

Thank you @julcheninred for hosting the challenge ! I drew magnificiently badly for six (?) hours straight but I also giggled the whole fucking time so. Time well spent? :-D

[ubepan]

I have very normal feelings about a situation where Toshiro visits Melini after a long while. Laios has established himself as king, although he still has much to improve on. Toshiro carries on the family mantle, but that isn't relevant now; he's on a break, seeing friends he hasn't seen since their last chaotic adventure. Laios waits to greet him at the docks when he arrives. Toshiro feels his heart quicken, though this is very quickly brushed off. Who wouldn't feel excited when meeting a companion after so long? He runs down to the docks—he forgets himself—He runs down the docks, ecstatic.

Laios greets him with a handshake. It's... much too formal. Diplomatic. The attitude befitting a king, not a friend. Toshiro forgets himself. He greets Laios with the handshake he's extended, yes, but he feels weird about it.

As Laios walks ahead of him, he is aided by his trusted advisor, who is bickering with him while telling him what to do. Laios is comfortable, with him. Toshiro is an outsider; he forgets himself.

[nastylittleghouls]

Sister Imperator: Well, I need to know a little bit more about Frater Imperator and about the both of you. Your relationship, whatever you can tell me. Sunshine: Our...our relationship? We're friends. Aurora: Good friends. Aurora: Girlfriends, actually. Sunshine: Yes, we're girlfriends. Aurora: We're in love. We're lovers. *lays a protective hand over Sunshine's knee* We're lesbian, gay-type lovers. Sister Imperator: I meant your relationship with the Frater. Sunshine: Uhm... *giggles* Just good friends.

[awkwardbakugou]

BROOOO HE LOOKS SO FINE AAAAAAAAAA 🧡🧡

[cutietrait]

“and i just…i think…i think it wouldn’t be right for me to pretend to be going to prom with you as ‘just friends’ when i’ve known how i’ve truly felt about you for years…so, i wanted to put that out there before we went to prom tonight. i understand if you don’t want to go together anymore—”

[vryptidart]

i think i FINALLY will get to write my version of The Tree Scene with Salt and Ava- after two fake outs hehe third time's the charm!

how exactly do i want to do this....

[hyunpic]