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simpleimple · 9 months ago

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You can be like this for urban environments too. Learn to have the confidence to be somewhere you’re not and you can see the sickest shit hidden at the ends of mysterious tunnels or subway lines. Squeeze into that little hole and go find some graffiti gallery hidden in a lost chamber. The backrooms ain’t got shit on what it’s actually like.

what the "go outside and touch grass" sayers dont know that if you go outside and touch grass for long enough you cross an event horizon in which you become significantly weirder and more fucked up than any chronically online asshole can be. and they like those people even less.

#city walls exist to segregate the powerful from the weak #don’t respect their enclaves and don’t respect their laws #also a clipboard and hi vis vest gets you almost anywhere #so does lying #just lie

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hinamie · 2 months ago

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quick megumi style study

#my art #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro megumi #jjk fanart #megumi fushiguro #i LOVE trying to 1:1 art styles it's such a fun challenge #and it appeals to me bc i love deception and lying for sport and trying 2 mold all aspects of myself in2 something else #trying to draw like gege felt like trying 2 forge someone's signature and trying 2 draw like the anime felt like going against all instinct #theres NO midtones in the anime shading i was like. is this it. surely this cant b All the shadows i am allowed #cell shading without blended areas feels so wrong 2 me #and the shape of his hair.....he looks so silly......why does he look like that.....#i was fighting the urge to 'fix' it w every bone in my body #rly opened my eyes to just how many favours i do him in my art style #i will happily bear the burden of being megumi's hairbrush good god he needs it #it's not so egregious in gege's style bc it's all so blocky and angular everywhere + the b/w balances out w negative space #w trying 2 replicate gege's style i think my main challenge was finding a good brush dupe to mimic his crosshatching #my current render style is all over the place tbh im not even sure i'm super happy with my own which is kinda embarrassing #i think im in an in between phase that's neither smooth nor rough so i try to lean in2 the messiness to make it look intentional #instead of confused #but overall i think i did rly well in that i like these all ok and i had fun smile :)#maybe ill do th other first years

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eruhamster · 2 months ago

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There have been multiple times where I've seen people are like "haha Hua Cheng made up a story about being kicked out so Xie Lian would take him in haha so silly" so I just wanted to point this out.

He was quoting himself from when he was a little boy.

He was scared to just outright say who he was, but he kept trying to jog Xie Lian's memory (though ofc being a ghost with a photographic memory, he may not have remembered that normal people don't remember things from 800 years ago). He was constantly quoting himself. He showed Xie Lian the palm of his hand with the intention that Xie Lian see his totally fucked up fate and realize who he is.

To be honest... Hua Cheng doesn't really lie to Xie Lian. He lies by omission sometimes, but he does not outright lie. And I feel like people are missing something by apparently not being aware that Hua Cheng was trying to tell Xie Lian who he was, without telling him.

That's why he started trembling and laughing when Xie Lian recalled the story of the suicidal boy that Xie Lian told 'live for me!' - The entire time, he thought Xie Lian forgot about him. Until then.

#tgcf #hua cheng #heaven officials blessing #tian guan ci fu #hualian #Another thing - Hua Cheng does not like lying even by omission to Xie Lian #When he tries to not out himself as Hua Cheng when he's a lil boy -#That's out of embarassment and shame #When he avoids the topic of He Xuan and keeps trying to lead Xie Lian away -#It's because he clearly has a deal worked out w He Xuan #And is so ashamed of lying that he finally tries to tell Xie Lian #and Xie Lian simply lets him know that his business is his business #and that he doesn't think less of Hua Cheng no matter what #He admits to Xie Lian that he is too scared to confess his feelings to this imaginary beloved #Largely every time I can think of where he lied by omission #It can be blamed on Hua Cheng's arms being tied or that he is too scared to tell the truth #I was sayin this to a friend - Hua Cheng is simply so attractive #that he gives off the air of mystery when it's truly just self-consciousness

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friskenipper · 21 days ago

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Armand: holding onto control by his fucking fingernails.

The fandom: unprecidented mastermind. I bet he brainwashed Louis into coming to Paris in the first place. Louis is actually living completely in a simulation of Armand's making. Yeah, Armand saw The Matrix and was like, I could do that. And then he did.

#rewatching and laughing bc it's so clear Armand is flying completely by the seat of his $500 pants #he's so BAD at lying wdym he's a mastermind #armand #the vampire armand #interview with the vampire #iwtv #to be clear: YES armand does lie and does do bad things. i just think it isn't calculated most of the time.

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disgracefulthings · 7 months ago

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Shen Qingqiu: Hey Airplane, stupid question, but mpreg doesn't exist in PIDW, right?

Shang Qinghua: ...

Shen Qingqiu: RIGHT?!

Shang Qinghua: Nah, I don't believe so

Shen Qingqiu, wiping his forehead: Phew, you had me for a moment there

A Week Later

Mu Qingfang: You are pregnant

Shen Qingqiu, stewing in rage: This is all Shang Qinghua's fault!

Mu Qingfang: ...Shang-Shixiong got you pregnant?

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ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously · 2 years ago

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They live in my head rent free. Drop your headcanons in the reblogg tags

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gabelew · 2 months ago

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I drew the first image of Link and Bazz drinking and chilling together and then it spiraled

What can I say, I just really like watching these two interact, and I think Bazz is weirdly uniquely qualified to relate to at least some of Link's internal drama.

#loz #botw #zora #bazz #bazzlink #(this time 100% platonic lol)#link #also i love me a good excuse to draw some bazz expressions #halfway through this comics this just became a straight up study of Bazz's mannerisms lol #but yeah bazz relates to link's complicated zelda feelings a lot #he serves the domain out of sense of duty and also it's his job #but also he does love sidon just so much it will destroy him one day in one way or another #and if it was romantic it would probably be easier to rationalize but it's not #great job on having fulfilling relationships and healthy coping mechanisms bazz! a+ gold star as always #but maybe reconnecting with link will make the knighthood angst feel a bit less crushing hmm #also yes bazz chugged a whole bottle of wine and it didn't do much to affect him (meanwhile link is flushed after his one half cup)#he isnt lying here his head really is that strong poor guy #(edited) fixed a few details and clunky dialogue bits that bothered me

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premamelody · 3 months ago

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pmd beam go🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd #undertale #undertale yellow #uty #uty clover #flowey #rockruff #floette #luckypatch #premaposting #im not giving up floette flowey idc if floette can only be female. sunflora is just lazy. fitting but an easy option #rockruff clover rockruff clover rockruff clover #i decided on rockruff. totodile is a bit too blue and yamper doesnt really fit enough #so rockruff clover it is #yk that theres like explorer badges that allow a rescue team to leave a dungeon #yeah only flowey has that. just says that there was only one they could get.#POINTING EMOJI. HES LYING!!!!!!!!! that is a special one he has that does MORE than the average badge!!!!!!!! LYING.#but yeah. clover's the “leader” or is allowed to make most of the calls. ofc flowey would be the real leader here #but clover doesnt have to know that shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #but yeah they made a rescue team bc clover needed someone to guide them through the world safely #while flowey wants to gain clover's trust #probably be a spmd type of plot where a great power is only accessible by a human spirit or smth #super pmd but ur partner is nuzleaf idk hjasndjka

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wolfwarrior142 · 11 months ago

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Aaravos with his first child: *loves her so deeply, profoundly devastated for a century after she's unfairly killed, causes chaos for centuries after*

Aaravos with his second child: Fuck this little freak lol

#tdp #tdp s6 #tdp s6 spoilers #the dragon prince #the dragon prince s6 #like he loved leola so so much (dont blame him she seemed so so precious and sweet and loving and adorable) but with sir sparklepuff he was #like 'hes a freak. you need to kill him to save your life :)' i didnt expect him to care about kids at all for how casually he told viren #to kill sir #and well. at least we now know he wasnt lying. sir really WAS viren's kid. imagine claudia finding out that thing is actually technically #her half sibling. like she just lost her leg. now this. then learns she has to slaughter said little sibling to save her dad and does it #without complaint. what a fuckin night jesus christ #aaravos #leola #sir sparklepuff #like 'he's our son!! now kill him ❤️'#did aaravos explain what occurred for sir to be the kid of him and viren or was he just like 'hes our child. hes legit the child of viren #and i. no more details just kill him to save your dad :)' props to claudia with all of that going on at once i would have had a full mental #break for like a week that is Too Much all at once #she actually kept it together way better than i would have tbh. like 'can you just kill be too i cant take anymore of this shit my brain is #about to crack into two'#dragon lady letters

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joyfulhottubfuntik · 2 months ago

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One of my favorite things in GF fics is when Stan throws something Ford has said/ written about him in his face.

Like, for example, some time during their travels Stan somehow reveals that this whole time he's had this creeping thought that Ford only wants him around out of guilt or obligation. Ford is naturally taken aback by just how far from the truth it is and, more importantly, very hurt that his brother can even think that about him.

And so Stan says something along the lines of

"Am I supposed to believe that you suddenly give a shit about me now? Or is it just that I've done something worthwhile for the first time in my life? That I was useful to you?"

And Ford's immediate reaction is

"God, Stanley, why'd you even think-

-oh"

Like, the whole thing of Stan still thinking about those words that were said years ago, now when everything is fine and when Ford is actively doing everything he can to show his brother that he loves him. Meanwhile Ford never thought much about those words, never placed any importance on them and only perhaps meant them the moment when he said them, when he was angry and very tired. He didn't even really regret them because he didn't remember about them, that's how little they mattered. But they mattered to Stan, still do and haunt him every day

#and now picture Stan in the middle of the night lying in bed after a very nice evening of standing on deck with Ford #taking idly making jokes and watching the night sky #and just. well. being happy #and then a memory comes to him like they sometimes do #and this time it's of him reading the third journal. happy beyond belief that he's finally found after all these years #and there it is on one of the last pages it is: “perhaps he can yet prove his worth to me”#and so here Stan is now #trying to come to terms with the reality that his brother. the same brother who is here by his side every day. thought this way about him #perhaps still does #gravity falls #stan pines #stanley pines #ford pines #stan twins #grunkle stan #stanford pines #grunkle ford #sea grunks #stangst #that's such a funny word lol #also do NOT tag as ship #as always #hate that i even have to say it but i guess that's where we're at #also i hate making typos in tags because i can't be bothered to correct all that #but i also feel so dumb lol #and i make typos all the time #because my thoughts are always far ahead pf my hands #or something

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justaz · 11 months ago

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arthur notices merlin and lancelot’s chemistry in s1 and then merlin and gwaine’s chemistry in s3 and comes to the conclusion that merlin likes men with long hair. in completely unrelated news, arthur thinks he might look good with long hair and decides to grow it out

#bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur #lancelot #gwaine #mergwaine #mercelot #merlin DOES love it. he likes washing arthurs hair and brushing it out and weaving little braids thru it #when arthur is in one of his really good moods and takes merlin and the knights out to relax in the woods #he’ll fall asleep in the sun and merlin will adjust him so he can weave flowers into his hair #nobody says anything to arthur who doesnt notice until merlin is taking it down before he goes to bed #(he complains and pretends to hate it but hes lying thru his teeth)#(merlin knows this)#fanfiction #fanfic #fic ideas #prompt

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egophiliac · 11 months ago

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LEON

LEON YOUR EYEBALLS

#art #ride kamens #ride kamens spoilers #ride kamens episode 14 spoilers #can't believe i made a joke about it being his eye color AND THEN #i did see his updated sprite before i got to 13 but i didn't even notice it at first...#at least he also got a funky little face marking to go with it #shine on you super shitsuji!!!!#anyway I AM FINALLY CAUGHT UP #on main story anyway i haven't played the tower emblem event yet :')#but man i am loving this game #i was not expecting it to be a full-on mystery! with intrigue!#who is lying! who is telling the truth! who THINKS they're telling the truth but isn't!#punctuated by the most delightful nonsense like the unbreakable magic superhero covenants #where you gotta touch rings in the magical wedding chapel dimension that we teleport to sometimes to talk to our dead dad #(OR IS HE???????)#NO IT'S GREAT (and it does make sense in context i just love it)#still 50/50 on yellow beyblade man secretly being our dad but i can't get into theories now i don't have enough tags #man this really has the essence of what i love about rider ❤️#so far i do think agata is my favorite #but then there's leon...#let me put it this way: i would tell agata a hard truth about himself if i thought he needed to hear it #but there is no amount of money in the world you could pay me to say anything even slightly mean to our sweet leon #LET 👏 HIM 👏 HENSHIN 👏#WAIT SHOOT is it too late to redo my survey answers i need to demand that i be able to put hats on leon

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frownyalfred · 5 months ago

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the batkids: haha you like Clark

the batkids .5 seconds later: wait why are you this good at lying to Clark

#Bruce ‘it’s not really lying if it’s just a form of the truth’#and his kids #who simultaneously love and hate that he’s this good of a liar #batman #bruce wayne #dc #myfic #theresurrectionist #borderline #batfamily #yes I’m rereading it hahaha I need serotonin and the hive mind makes me feel happy #at least this chapter does #they’re learning!!! it’s so cool

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chiyana · 10 months ago

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this is the stupidest crossover possible but I want Tim to make House his doctor

yes that House

why? He needs someone who is very good, will not give up or send Tim out to a different specialist just because his medical condition is difficult, will not be overly concerned about the danger Tim puts himself in, and will lie on Tim's medical records AND to Batman/Bruce Wayne/all of the Bats without hesitation or fear.

House is and will do all of those things without hesitation. He has no shame, no boundaries, he WILL get into a public fight with Bruce Wayne if it means keeping that man out of his patient's (and House's) business. He will help Tim lie to and gaslight the rest of his family without hesitation.

in exchange, Tim is his favorite patient. Not because they get along, necessarily, Tim is a know-it-all little shit and they constantly bicker and House hates how practically every facet of Tim's existence is a lie (and Tim thinks House is a smug know-it-all jackass who is needlessly cruel and callous bc he thinks the world owes him and never delivers just bc he's in pain, news flash a lot of people are in pain and manage not to be assholes) BUT, 1, Tim brings him really interesting cases and problems, and 2, Tim NEVER lies to House about his medical conditions or what he was doing when they happened.

He lies about literally almost everything else under the sun TO everyone else, but he is 100% completely upfront and honest about his medical history and what is going on with him with House.

admittedly it takes a while for House to realize Tim ISN'T lying to him because some of the shit he says is completely insane ("the vigilante thing is pretty obvious but what do you MEAN you got the Apocalypse virus TWICE, AND SURVIVED, AS A FOURTEEN-FIFTEEN YEAR OLD")

but once he realizes Tim doesn't ever lie to him, he becomes House's favorite patient because at least TIM gives him all of the data he needs as best he's able the moment he asks. At least House doesn't have to waste his time following up on bogus information or figuring out the truth, he can just get right into the meat of the medical issue at hand.

also it's so fun to lie directly to Batman's face, know the man knows, and know he can't do anything about it