#so what do you expect?

[crookedkingdomruinedme]

Xavier: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Enid: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Bianca: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Wednesday: Sleep is social construct to which I refuse to fall prey to. I have not slept in a week.

Eugene: You guys are fucking terrifying.

[cimicherrychanga]

you may add ur height in the tags if u want ppl to see if they were right or not after they voted

[egophiliac]

IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)

(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)

[meirimerens]

youtube shorts is just tiktok without being on the app the amount of "i'm a [qualification] and [misinformation]" could make one turn their skin inside-out in protest. "i'm a board-certified OB-GYN & it's only been about the last hundred years that women have actually experienced menopause. We didn't live long enough to experience it" how can you be so incredibly wrong about something so integral to your practice. King of the Hittites Hattusilis III was told in 1250 BCE that his sister was too old to reproduce at age 50+. Aristotle wrote in the 4th century BCE that women stopped menstruating between ages 40 to 50, common menopause ages today still. i cannot begin to tell you how 4th century & 1250 BCE don't really count as "the last hundred years" unless that -s is doing a lot of heavy lifting. waiter waiter more misinformation laws.

[deep-space-lines]

okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

[mardyart]

in a fight, right?!

[iasconsumesmedia]

Fic Meme

I was tagged by @crestfallercanyon

Rules: pick any 10 of your fics, scroll somewhere to the mid point, pick a line, and share it! then tag 10 people. (Don't reblog, make a new post).

I think everyone I’d tag have already done it or been tag to, so if someone sees this and want to join, consider yourself tagged!

Oh this is fun, so here it goes, but with paragraphs, not lines:

1. Pretty Boys’ old selfies and the dangers of liking them (Thominho)

“ Sometimes Minho finds himself wishing there were a subject Thomas completely sucked at so that Minho, who also maintains a high GPA, thank you very much, could offer to help out. Just him and Thomas. In private perhaps. Near a bed, preferably. For when they need to take a break from studying, and Thomas wants to thank him for his help by-”

2.  Calm (Thomally)

“Another day he might make some flirty comment before approaching the locker, a flirty comment that will fall flat and sound dumb, because Gally is bad with words, but the other boy will laugh anyway and boy, does Gally love making him laugh. But not today. Today he just walks up to him and wraps his arms around Thomas from behind and breathes him in.”

3. The Name (Thominho)

“Kinda does, mate. You can’t change just for some guy. Even if he is as awesome as you say he is. I wouldn’t know of course. because it’s been months and I still haven’t even met him. Or even seen his face in a picture.” 

4. Hey There Little Red Riding Hood (Thomesa)

She stares into his eyes, enjoying but also hating the fear she can see in them. They’re beautiful. Big, expressive, something soft about them, and she didn’t know human eyes came in that kind of warm brown. She wonders if they’d get darker with lust and considers reaching out to touch him so she can find out, but she doesn’t want quite that much fear in her prey. 

5. Lay your hands on me (Thomally)

Gally doesn’t remember where Thomas lives now, so Gally’s dorm room it is, and Thomas babbles on about Gally’s hands all the way there. He has a lot of ideas about what Gally should do with them, and it’s getting dirtier and dirtier the closer they get. 

6. I hate you like the Grinch hated the whos (Thomally)

Hating you, Gally wants to say, but instead he tries to smile. He’s been well, you know, college, work. And no, of course Thomas’s win was deserved, wood materials, blending into the nearby greenery, of course Thomas won, Gally is not surprised at all. Just happy to be nominated. 

7. Mother’s day (General but with a background flavour of Sterek)

“I didn’t get him a gift,” Derek says. “I’m an alpha. He’s not my mom.”

Their food is arriving right then, and Stiles almost misses it. Almost. He looks around the diner. Families. Families handing gifts and flowers over to their wives and mothers. There’s a sign on the floor about the special. The Mother’s Day special.

“Uhm… what?” he starts, and the betas’ faces go different shades of red.

8. Beat you to it (Thominho)

Minho tries to pass Thomas at the end of the last curve, but he’s too close to the innermost lane. One misstep and he’s almost pushed Thomas out of his lane, except Thomas manages to stay on his feet. For about two more steps.

And then they fall, crashing into each other, feet hitting shins, elbows hitting sides, faces hitting the track.

The other runners pass them, except one who trips over them.

They’re both disqualified.

The shouting match lasts the entire bus ride home.

9. It’s a real shame this isn’t porn (Thominho)

Thomas rolled his eyes. “In the guest room. This isn’t a porno, Minho.” 

10. You’re just like magic (Thominho)

If Thomas were a different person, and someone who knew how to flirt he’d say something like I wouldn’t forget a handsome face like yours or, I always remember the cute ones. But he’s not. So he doesn’t. 

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I want it back / I drag its dead weight forward.

[uncanny-tranny]

I think it would really benefit people to internalize that mental illnesses are often chronic and not acute. Some of us will never be able to jump the hurdle of managing illness, much less sustaining a sense of normalcy. Many of us will never "recover," will never manage symptoms, will never even come close to appearing normal - and this is for any condition, even the ones labeled as "simple" disorders or "easy-to-manage" disorders.

It isn't a failure if you cannot manage your symptoms. It isn't a moral failure, and you aren't an awful person. You are human. There's only so much you can do before recognizing that you cannot lift the world. Give yourself the space to be ill because, functionally, you are.

[journey-to-the-attic]

one thing about ik is that she will always reach out

[gascreates]

emotional support frog

who will absolutely eat your hand.

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 293

Jason takes a deep breath. He takes a deep breath, in for ten seconds, out for eight, and just takes a minute before looking again. Nope, there’s still the strange quartet of orbs in the box of what should be stolen weapons (What, the government had enough, honestly) that gave his workers the heebie-jeebies. 

Which is not the vibe he gets from them. In fact, he’s actually kind of concerned with how much he has to beat the Pit back with how quickly it lurches to latch onto the… Well they’re not gems, and he’s a little wary about touching them at first, but the Pit does seem to settle when he does.

Alright, he can deal with this. It’s not like he has several heads in a duffel bag that needs to be delivered or a tiny assassin child back in his safehouse (Seriously Talia, why was he the preferred babysitter?) or an entire gang in Crime Alley to deal with. It’ll be fine. 

…

He would like to curse out his past self, because there’s now four babies in his safehouse that appeared to have fucking hatched from the orbs. Goddamnit. 

[knifearo]

i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as a binary i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as a sliding scale of "less" to "more" i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as the only two options i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as significantly different things i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as all encompassing i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as the two halves of a shallow concept of love that doesn't actually encompass anything at all i think we need to overhaul every popular conception about "types" of love so we can talk about things that are real and true for once

[blackkatdraws2]

There are more things in the Parable than Stanley knows about. [Blank Scripts AU]

[egophiliac]

@enderfore replied to your post “What do you think of Rook's savanaclaw card? <333”:

Chenya pic where???? I can barely see anything in that room there so much going on, rooks such a lil freak (affectionatr)

​he's under the row of flags on Neige's side of the room, next to the big Neige poster with the yellow background (look just to the right of the hand holding the apple)! he's REAL little; once you know he's there you can kind of see him in-game, but I only noticed him in the first place because I took a screenshot and was having fun zooming in on all the details!

I think that's either Hop or Snick and Dominic on either side of Neige, but if the others are meant to be anyone in particular I don't recognize 'em. though I do love all the absolutely terrifying implications of Rook having this. was this some kind of officially-published merchandise (and if so, why) or did Rook like...go hunting through the RSA trash to find this random student lineup just because it included Neige, and has had it hanging proudly on the wall ever since. (I mean, he definitely did do this, I don't know why I'm asking. the real question is why he hasn't cut out little pictures of his own face and stuck them over everyone else's yet.)

there is seriously SO MUCH in this room. how did Rook manage to keep this hidden for three years. also, somebody give this background artist a raise immediately.