#source: @tattycoram

[overheard-at-star-command]

Commander Nebula: Okay, if Mira's crying, what do we do? XR: Cry with her Booster: Bring her hot cocoa Buzz: The person who made her cry would get pushed out of the nearest airlock Ty Parsec: Yeah, Buzz's one

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

soap: i once had a haircut that i deeply regretted

ghost: is it the one you have now?

soap: no

ghost: it should be

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Eli: Have I ever told you how much I love you, dad? Stiles: We're not stopping at McDonalds Eli: This is bullshit

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[your-assigned-medical-droid]

Kaminoans as a species are semi-aquatic and bipedal. These facts mean that they are not classified as fish. To be a fish, one of the requirements is a lack of limbs (with a few exceptions).

They do have gills, which may be the source of @tattycoram ‘s confusion.

Are Kaminoans classed as fish because if so this is perfect for you

This headwear offers no protection against blaster bolts

[overheard-at-star-command]

Villains' Hangout

Warp Darkmatter: Does anyone have a lighter? Torque: No, I don't smoke. XL: I got one. Warp: Thanks. XL: I don't smoke either. I just like setting stuff on fire. Warp: Of course you do.

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

bruce: have you seen the broom?

alfred: you- you’re voluntarily cleaning, master bruce?

bruce: nope. dick won’t come down from the chandelier; i’m gonna whack him

alfred: wha-

bruce: come here you little shit-

dick, from the next room: *screams*

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles, jokingly: And remember, you're not allowed to fall in love with me

Derek, scoffing: Won't be a problem

Derek, two days later in the middle of the night, talking to Peter: WE HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM

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[vellichor-of-the-solivagant]

I'm sorry, Soap, but Ghost is right. You're still cute, tho.

soap: i once had a haircut that i deeply regretted

ghost: is it the one you have now?

soap: no

ghost: it should be