Derek: *lying face front on the floor*
Eli: Stiles said he loved you
Derek: Yeah
Eli: And you asked him to marry you?
Derek: Yes
Eli: God. Did he freak out?
Derek: I don’t know. I ran away before he could reject me
*meanwhile*
Stiles: *bursting through the door* SCOTT HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED
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Derek: Ugg, there's nothing in the fridge.
Stiles: Well, you could always eat me.
Isaac: Do you realize there's other people in the room when you say this shit?
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Xigbar: what’s it like dating Marluxia?
Vexen: one time, he asked me what my favorite color was, then told me I was wrong
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Stiles: how many people can i have to kill until it becomes illegal?
Sheriff: one. One person.
Stiles: …are you sure?
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Bruce, after a new haircut: Jason, does my hair look weird to you?
Jason: I mean, come on Bruce, someone your age should be glad they still have hair to cut.
Bruce:
Roy: Bruce, I think you look great
Bruce: Why, thank you, kid I should have adopted instead.
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Next up in: the real reasons why Voldemort killed Snape
Voldemort: you lied to me, Severus
Snape: well, that depends on how you define lying, my lord
Voldemort: i define it as not telling the truth. how do you define it?
Snape:
Snape: reclining your body in a horizontal position?
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Derek: You really need to stop flirting with every woman you see
Stiles: I don't just flirt with every woman... I flirt with every man to
@write-it-motherfuckers
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Aveline: You lied to me!
Hawke: That depends on how you define lying.
Aveline: I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define it?
Hawke: ... Reclining your body... In a horizontal position.
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Scott: I’m cold
Issac:here take my scarf
Stiles: I’m kinda cold too Derek
Derek:*claws coming out* alright I’ll fight the weather
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Wolf: We shouldn’t have come. I knew it. We shouldn’t have come.
Iko: We had to. There’s safety in numbers.
Wolf: Well, there’s also death in numbers, Iko. It’s called a massacre.
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Derek: *breathes*
Stiles: Flawless, fantastic, incredible, show stopping
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[during Season 5]
Stiles: Okay. Just call Derek and tell him how you feel without sounding needy and weird.
Derek, picking up: Hello?
Stiles: Hey Derek, it's your Stiles. I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.
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Stiles: Erica, tell Derek he’s a fucking idiot and I don’t wanna talk to him ever again
Erica: Tell him yourself
Stiles: I can’t, we’re in a fight
Erica: ... you’re sitting on his lap?
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Derek: YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Stiles: Ah! Derek!
Derek: What the hell are you doing telling everyone we're a gay couple?!
Stiles: Ah, heard that through the grapevine didja
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Jackson: Uhh.. Eli just asked if we want to…“Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”
Stiles, not even looking up: He's asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.
Jackson: Oh, that makes more sense.
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Derek: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Stiles:
Derek: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Stiles: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
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