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Bilbo: If someone told me you murdered someone, I wouldn’t be too surprised, I think. Thorin, instantly: Has someone told you I did? Bilbo: N-no? Thorin, sitting back: Okay.
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psgmisquotes · 1 year
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No, I'm okay. My pride is wounded, I have a massive bruise in the leg, and I'm going to limp for a few days, but otherwise I'm ready to win that UCL.
- Kylian Mbappé after the Montpellier-PSG game [1-3]
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puppy-coded · 1 year
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girls when their favorite character:
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ndekvart · 4 months
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“Anakin, with all due respect, what the fuck??”
This is THEIR incorrect quote.
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marksandrec · 1 year
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2562
Ghoul Boys self care! (Dialogue from wrd_vbs on twitter.)
Alternate panels because I couldn't decide:
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Leo: Don’t jump to conclusions.
Mikey: I'm jumping, I've jumped, I've landed.
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incorrecthatchetfield · 5 months
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Prof Hidgens: My criminal record? The only crime I've committed was killing it on the dance floor. haha.
Prof Hidgens: Well, no, actually. I have killed a man.
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epicwaitwhat · 3 months
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Odysseus: This is the worst, this is the worst
Hermes: *singing Mamma Mia unintelligibly*
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7ndipity · 2 months
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Y/n: what do you think of the theory that you're secretly a demon?
Yoongi: oh I love it. It might be true.
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uncorrectintamed · 5 months
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Wen Qing: What do you think of the theory that you're secretly a demon.
Wei Wuxian: I love it. It may be true.
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*Miles, Pavitr, and Hobie in a haunted house*
Hobie: "If you want to eat my heart turn that light on!"
*nothing happens*
Pavitr: "I think the demon's a wimp"
Miles: "You both have lost your minds"
Pavitr: "Wanna lie on the Pentagram?"
Hobie: "Hell yeah"
*cut to Hobie and Pavitr lying on the Pentagram*
Hobie: "Here we go!"
Miles: "They're crazy"
Hobie: "Rock and roll buckaroo!"
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Fili: Fili. At your service.
Bilbo: Nice to meet you, I’m Bilbo.
Kili: HEY HOW’S IT GOING MAN?
Bilbo: …
Fili: You got a name?
Kili: I'M KILI.
Fili: Is this your first time meeting somebody? Why are you so weird right now?
Kili: YOOOOOO.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 7 months
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Heavy: *smiling dreamily* I always saw Doktor as a kind of funny little man.
Sniper: He’s a fucking nutter, Heavy.
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ellies-enrichment · 1 year
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theyre talking about joel :(
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John: I've connected the two dots. Jack: You didn't connect shit. John: I've connected them.
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marksandrec · 1 year
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2519
Surprise. (Dialogue from tumblr.)
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