#stony stuff

[herogers]

Punk!Steve meeting Tony's parents with a black eye because he got into a fight at a bar the night before (Self defence ofc bc he was sticking up for people👼) and just the sweetest smile on his face standing at the door.

[sixtysixproblems]

dear god why is this show like this. who let this be made (*loves it*)

[western-network-anything]

https://toni-872.tengp.icu/b/mQWHTLD

[jupitermelichios]

my favourite sexuality for comic book characters to be is "we made this other character canonically queer because of their relationship with them but for some reason they are still canonically straight"

like wade wilson? mostly canonically queer because of the period where he was married to cable. he was in a queer relationship, so we have to just make him canonically queer. (Yes I know it's not the only reason, I have read all his extremely camp early 00s comics, but lets be real they'd have kept insisting that was all just a joke if it wasn't for Cable and Deadpool).

cable? definitely straight. 100% straight. obviously cable is straight. his relationship with wade is only gay during the & Deadpool, in the Cable part of the book it's very straight. He stands next to a woman sometimes, that's how you can tell it's not gay.

Kitty has, finally, been allowed to come out, but for like a decade, Illyana was canon queer because she dated Kitty, but Kitty was definitely straight and would never date a woman, and no one at marvel thought there was anything weird about that.

[Image Description: a very straight character, interacting with another straight character, in a very believably straight way]

Marvel has way more of these, mostly by virtue of having more queer characters and also chris clairmont (you can never understate the impact of chris clairmont in these matters) but Tim Drake and Kon Kent spring to mind from DC.

I think you could even make a solid argument that 616 Tony and Steve are that, given Tony is out now and Steve, somehow, still isn't.

anyway you don't really get these in any other medium, because they require multiple writers who all wildly disagree with one another to all write the same characters to happen, but i love them, and as much as I want Cable and Kon to come out, I kind of hope this never stops happening in comics, it's just never not funny.

[rrcenic]

in the honor of my marvel obsession creeping back to me + my family being in disneyland and exploring avengers campus, have some ✨avengers incorrect quotes✨ as things my friends and family have said

a shit ton of these were conversations between @cissyenthusiast010155 and i lmao

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peter: indulge in my child-like whimsy. buy me a web slinger

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steve: is that an igloo over there??

peter: …it’s a hippie house?

tony: did you hear about the hippie states wife?

steve: why on earth is there a hippie house in the cars theme park?!

tony: babe. did you hear about the hippie states wi-

peter: what’s the hippie state?

tony: the hippie states wife is mississippi!

steve: what on earth are you talking abou-

tony: like,,, mrs. hippie?? mississippi?

steve: …

peter: …

tony: …

tony: i thought it was funny

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tony: “i can do this all day”? that’s what she said

steve: SHHHHHH!!!

natasha: ooh, you’ve finally been shushed

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loki: a kid ran in front of me and my reaction was “broken child!”

steve: wHAT?!

loki: i didn’t say it out loud!!!

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scott: please sir, you don’t understand, if i don’t get my 20 dollar sunglasses back, my children will die

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peggy: i support neil patrick harris being gay

natasha: peg, you’re a lesbian

peggy: yes, but i am an ally to his gayness

natasha: you are gay

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peter: they should let me stay up late. because. if they don’t it would be…

ned: transphobic?

peter: YES

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bucky: i smelled grass! and now i want some!

steve: you want to eat grass?!

bucky: absolutely

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peter: and they were LAB PARTNERS

harley: oh my gawd they were lab partners

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tony: i want shawarma

steve: i want to go to sleep

tony: it’s only 4 pm

steve: and?

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steve: oh, this boba pearl is stuck in the ice…

bucky: just like captain america!

tony: aaaah, good one

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mj: “what kind of girl do you want” a red one

peter: …

peter: are we talking about cars????

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thor: i don’t understand the scientific physics

bruce: the what

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peter: please bring back the cheese man

tony: that could really mean any of us

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*at their first meet up in a while*

natasha: yknow, i’m just now being reminded of the fact that i hate half the people here

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bucky: i hate will ferrell

sam: how can anyone hate will ferrell?!

bucky: well, i liked him in barbie

sam: and he was funny in the lego movie!

bucky: true, he was awesome in that

sam: oh, he was also megamind!

bucky: yes! i loved him with that

sam: you don’t actually hate will ferrell, do you?

bucky: …

sam: you just hate elf

bucky: …i just hate elf

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steve: “rogers: the musical” can only be described as feeling like bad fanfiction

tony: isn’t it amazing

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*playing heads up, prompt “avengers: civil war”*

peter: when! when the divorce!

scott: ant man’s first fight!

natasha: when everyone decided they didn’t like each other anymore!

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harley: oh, c3p0 and r2d2 are a gay couple!

peter: duh??? did you just realize that???

[sharlinefreire]

i know this is bad, but i don't understand why i'm so much more involved with queerbaiting couples than canonical couples. like, i really love gay shows and movies that the couple is together for real... but johnlock, cherik, butchie, lawrusso, hilson, finnpoe, tomgreg, destiel etc they have something that makes me much more involved and emotional than others couples, like canon couples.

[polizwrites]

Feline Flight and Fight

This is a fill for today’s  @flashfictionfridayofficial [#FFF236 Fight or Flight] prompt as well as my @stonyauniverse  Adopting a Cat bingo square. 

Fandom: MCU/Marvel Rating: General Pairing:  Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Tags:  No Powers AU,  Domestic Fluff,  Rescue, Cats Summary: Steve comes home to find his boyfriend in a unexpected location, doing something very much in character.  

The last place Steve expected to find his boyfriend was flat on his stomach in the alley behind their apartment, wriggling his way underneath a rather pungent dumpster. 

“Tony, sweetheart, what in the hell are you doing?”  

“There was a cat out in the street and I’m pretty sure it got hit by a car,” came the muffled reply.  “I saw it run under here. We need to get it to a vet.”  

Steve heaved a sigh; of course his big-hearted partner would try to save an injured stray cat.   But at the same time, he was afraid Tony would get scratched or bitten in the process.  “Hang on.”  He rummaged in the dumpster for something he could use to help, finding the handle of a broom and a five gallon bucket.  

Kneeling down on the opposite side of the dumpster,  Steve bent nearly double to peer underneath.   Sure enough there was a bundle of dark-colored  fur hissing and spitting just out of Tony’s reach.    “We’re trying to rescue you, ding-dong!” Tony hissed in reply.  “Show a bit of gratitude already!” 

Before he could think better of it,  Steve swept the broom handle under the dumpster, scooting the cat towards the bucket laying on its side.  The moment the creature tumbled in, he grabbed the bucket and clapped the opening against the side of the dumpster.  “Got ‘im!” 

Holding it in place despite the trapped beast thrashing around, Steve scrambled to his feet.  Reaching back into the dumpster to grab a chunk of cardboard, he carefully slid it between the bucket and the dumpster to complete the improvised trap. 

“Nice macgyvering, sunshine!”  Tony exclaimed, raising his voice to be heard over the unearthly howl now emanating from the bucket.  He grimaced as he brushed some unidentified crud from his t-shirt, which was definitely worse for wear.  “Could you tell if the cat was bleeding, or if it had a broken leg?” 

“Not really,” Steve admitted,  “it all happened pretty fast. That said, it seems pretty lively.  How about you look up the nearest vet clinic?  My hands are kinda busy.”      

“I’m on it.”  Tony pulled out his phone.   “So, if it’s a boy, let’s name it Faraday.  If it’s a girl, I like the sound of Lovelace.” 

Steve knew better than to argue – it seemed they were adopting a cat.     

[herogers]

something about the thought of pre relationship Steve and Tony after an argument accidentally brushing their hands together reaching for something or getting in eachothers space and being blushy furious messes

[frankthesnek]

Okay, random Stony thought.

During the post CW breakup, Tony wants to talk to Steve but can't bring himself to. So he ends up with a bunch of text messages and audio messages drafted/saved on the phone Steve gave him because it feels like talking to him... but he never sends any of them.

[st4rking]

Nothing to see here folks, just a family friendly wip between two best friends 👍👍👍👍

[affinity-to-infinity]

We need more No Hard Feelings AUs

The possibilities are endless.

There doesn’t even have to be an age difference. The plot is just fun enough that you really only need two characters who come from very different lives.

Person A, who’s awkward, socially isolated, and is practically (or is) a virgin.

Person B, who’s the polar opposite—confident, charming, and broke (but has a healthy sex life).

Person A’s parents (or friends) hire Person B to “date” Person A with the promise of a car or money or whatever fits the universe.

The story doesn’t even need to be about sex. Person B can also be hired to be Person A’s friend, in order to help them learn to socialize. :)

Person B falls in love with Person A and along the way, helps Person A gain confidence, etc.

Person A finds out about the deal. Angst ensues. 😱

They break up, make-up, the end! What’s not to like?

Take this as my cue to encourage you to watch the movie if you haven’t already!! It’s hilarious, lovable, and oh so fun!

[krystelovesanime]

Top 100 ao3 stats for the MCU

TOP 100 AO3 SHIPS THIS YEAR

Actually kinda sad that zero marvel ships are in the top 100 ao3 ships this year. NOT EVEN STUCKY WHICH IS THE TOP MCU SHIP.

TOP 100 AO3 SHIPS OF ALL TIME

1st: Stucky dropped by one rank from 4th to 5th. But still in the top 5!!

2nd: Stony dropped by one rank as well. From 6th to 7th. BUT TOP 10 ANYWAY SO YAY.

3rd: Irondad and Spiderson rose up by ONE RANK!!! From 20th to 19th!!! WE MADE IT TO TOP 20!!

4th: Pepperoni dropped FIVE ranks. Still I'm so happy we made it to like the top 35 ships!!

5th: Bucky/Reader. I'm not really into this but biases aside, this ship stayed in its spot! Congrats!

6th: Thor/Loki. THIS DROPPED NINE RANKS. Y'all still made it to top 70 which is a-okay! Congratulations! 👏👏

7th: Ironfrost. (I think that's the ship name??) Something I don't really ship but again biases aside, dropped 4 ranks but made it to the Top 80!

8th: Platonic Stucky. STUCKY IS ON HERE TWICE but in two different contexts. Dropped EIGHT RANKS, but still in the top 90!! 👏

9th: Clintasha. okay this came in 87 AND DROPPED NINETEEN RANKS by far the most a marvel ship has dropped overall this year. At least, on the bright side, it made it to the Top 90. 👏👏

10th: Clint/Agent Coulson. This, was unexpected. Like REALLY unexpected, I didn't even know this ship is that popular. BUT IT MADE IT AND I'M HAPPY FOR THE SHIPPERS. 👏👏👏

Congratulations to all the ships in the Top 100 Overall this year!

[mrs-assbutt]

I consume too many romance novels/fics that when I get back to my reality, it’s like a punch to the gut.

[delirious-dove]

it's finally time to post the piece i wrote for @stevetonyzine, just in time for my good friend's birthday! 🎂

Read Here!

[tumbling-kyrill]

A Little Lovin' ♥

for @ishipallthings

[rrcenic]

yes i ship stony but has to be domestic af. none of this post-endgame-steve-realizes-his-feelings or civil-war-being-about-their-unresolved-tension i need them married. i need them raising peter together. i need civil war to be a angsty not because steve’s breaking up the avengers but bc steve has to choose his best friend or his committed partner. i need peter rolling his eyes because the detention video is of his father. i need scott to ask them to go back in time to stop thanos and tony hesitating because of the life he’s built with steve, peter, and morgan. i need peter to be embarrassed because it’s the first day of school and oh my god is that boy being dropped off by iron man and captain america?! i need sweet kind stony content i need it now