#student-on-the-run

[im-here-homie]

a happy audience is the key to the academy's heart

shadow milk design by @catxolotlquoise

[otaku553]

I am going to be So Insufferable about this man in 2 days.

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[shandzii]

cleanup time ough

[procrastinationstationnn]

you could slap it on my tongue you know. if you wanted to

[asparkinhereyes]

one of my fav headcanons for damian is that he's one of those kids who graduates high school early, and i just think it'd be funny if he was going to college at around the same time tim is, for the sole reason that it would drive tim batshit insane.

[omaano]

New Mission Acquired

QV: "There are other means of tracking even an experienced bounty hunter like you, Mando, might be unfamiliar with. Maybe a direct tip from the Force is what you need in your search." DD: "I don't know much about this Jedi Magic business, but if the Force worked like this the others surely would have mentioned it." QV: "Hah. No, the Force doesn't work like that, of course. Not to most people, anyway. But if you get me something - an item, a datapad, an often worn piece of clothing, that kind of thing - from this mystery Jedi Master of yours from right before they disappeard there's a chance I could point you in the right direction."

Somehow Quinlan turned out so sparkly and shiny, and not just because of all the gold jewelry in his hair.

Link to everything else (other characters, monthly updates and ramblings) in this Hades AU

[son-of-avraham]

I love talking to rabbis as a recent conversion student because the interaction goes something like, "you're converting? Now?! At this time, at this moment in history?!". And they always talk about this influx of jewish convert students they've seen recently, and it's like...

There's this level of respect I get from rabbis for converting at this point in time, but... Has there ever been a good time to be a jew in the last thousand years or so plus? I'm imagining that rabbis and jews in general back in 1492, back in 1290, back in 1349 would have said the exact same thing. So, really, there is only a time to be a jew. Maybe it's not a "good" time, yes, but it is a time. And to me, that's good enough

[attyrocious]

belated white day idk

[eesirachs]

verses that have fit-ness on a protest sign—

"you shall not oppress foreigners, for you know their heart. you yourselves were foreigners in egypt once" (exod 23:9 et. par.)

"you shall not hate in your heart" (lev 19:17)

"you are not to harden your heart or shut your hand from your needy neighbor" (deut 15:7)

"and all their neighbors aided them" (ezra 1:6)

"fear god—and let them live with you" (the jubilee year, lev 25:36)

"i know you see me" (hagar to the god of her enslavers; gen 16:13)

"for the sake of righteousness" (ps 44:26)

"is this not the fast i have chosen? ... to free the oppressed? to unfasten the yoke?" (is 58:6)

"[heaven to his prophet:] solemnly protest to them—show them the kind of king that shall reign over them" "[the prophet to his people:] you shall scream for relief from the king you have asked for. heaven shall not hear you" (the prophet responding to the people asking for a king; 1 sam 8)

[undoinglee]

Nothing could ever make me hate you smoked cheese ♥️

[bemorch]

¿Buscaban al caos? Pues hallaron al caos

Here’s my entry for the @de-fanzine-cpr-pale Pale_ fanzine! Chose the song El Outsider by Café Tacvba to illustrate Cindy's pov of Martinaise.

You can check out the complete zine here (for free)

Translation (or my best attempt at it):

(Page 1)

I am the outsider, I am the sidestepper

Misfit with a cause, I have found you

And there’s no one like you

(Page 2)

I’ve seen you around, kicking the rules

Walking desire paths better than roads, which are already walked

Life might be sad, for everyone else

(Page 3)

The joy that exists from opening the doors

Laughing at the mugs of those that have us locked up

This way the outsider, this way the sidestepper

Will never have anything, and neither will he need it

(Page 4)

He has himself

This is why, my friend

If you find others that are also other

(Page 5)

Tell them that fire burning away goes

[hood-ex]

Would be hot of DC if they set a Nightwing movie up in the late 80s-mid 90s. Gotta open up the movie with Dick driving on his bike to "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran. Why? Because Dick's going to be solving murder cases. "I'm on the hunt, I'm after you." Making sense now? Good. Great.

Have him stop by a gas station to pick up some cheap sunglasses for his disguise. While he's waiting in line to check out, the woman at the front of the line makes it known that she doesn't have enough money to pay for everything she's got. Dick steps in, charm on full display, and pays for her.

As he's exiting the gas station, pan in on the radio or TV that's playing behind the counter. There's news of a chain of murders that are kicking off. Unrelated murders? Seems that way. But are they actually?

Back on the bike, losers, we're going to a boardwalk on the beach. Have Dick change into a disguise. Show his entire demeanor changing. Lights, camera, action. He's playing up a character. Schmoozing with the people who run businesses on the boardwalk. Trying to get information, trying to piece together a connection. He gets one. Someone mentions a gold poker chip. It's blood in the water.

A woman kills a man at a casino. Dick makes a visit to Guppy. The charming demeanor is gone. Dick is all hard lines, playing a game of intimidation. He pressures Guppy. Pressure, pressure, pressure. Bingo. He hears about the judges and it all clicks. A ghost from his past come back to haunt him. Another gold poker chip seals the deal.

And just like that, the predator follows the fresh trail of prints.

Stalked in the forest, too close to hide I'll be upon you by the moonlight side High blood drumming on your skin, it's so tight You feel my heat, I'm just a moment behind

[kitkatstu-dies]

chem notes + my cat under the tree!

[lazyboy-baby]

I'm a tall PV truther, at least taller than SM (also, yes, this still is the college AU)

[theorphicangel]

thinking about eloping with gojo because he doesn’t want the gojo clan sticking their nose into his marriage. he wants it perfect and private with the two of you in a random chapel with a stranger as your witness.

it’s impulsive but it all comes together on time and you can’t think of a better way to spend the rest of your life with the man that you love