#such a chaotic duo

[andorshitdaily]

ANDOR + Texts From Last Night

[beachesgetpeaches]

on topic of agents of shield (haha i want it to keep trending) i absolutely love chloe and jeffs friendship and one specific thing i always remember is them lipsycning hamilton

[zarahjoyce]

NO BUT CAN YOU GUYS IMAGINE IF THESE TWO DO GET MARRIED AND EVERY NIGHT YANMA IS LIKE THIS

AND HYMENO IS LIKE

CAN YOU please GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF? EVEN FOR JUST ONE NIGHT? WE NEED TO DO OUR DUTY *wink wink*

YEAH, YEAH SURE

JUST LET ME JUST, YOU KNOW

...

(quietly implodes)

AND HYMENO WILL BE LIKE

I GUESS YOU CAN'T, THEN

WE SHALL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW

[fivekrystalpetals]

it'd be a real pain to have Break in the house coz he appears from under the bed-

leaves through a closet--

appears from under the table--

and so on.

at first, I thought that his chain has something to do with shadow travelling/teleporting (to put it in very simple terms) but turns out that it isn't his but Sharon's chain that has to do with shadows that makes this all the more funny

because it obviously means Sharon is fully in cahoots with his pranks and that under the mask of a well-bred, educated, highly cultured, tea-sipping elegant noble lady, Sharon is as chaotic as Break, or maybe even more

which is why this is happening:

plus

[sodamnbored]

Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

[staypuffedx]

rally vincent and minnie may hopkins in gunsmith cats (1995-1996) dir. takeshi mori

[meelkiewee]

Desert duo average dialogue

Grian: Scar, for the 69th time, put on your shirt on or you're gonna get burnt to a crisp.

Scar: AHAH! Grian relaaaaaax, have some fuuuun, explode some thiiiiiings! Everything's just fine!

Grian: Ughhhhhhh *headache*

[linefelcei]

"Mom's not here and dad's busy, let's go on a run, Mel!" 🏃‍♀️💨

[bxnnie-bxwl]

they're bonding so quickly

[nouverx]

Vashwood as Katya and Trixie... The sequel

The time it took me to finish this is even more embarrassing

Part one

[sunlit-mess]

best friend day but it's my #1 hater

[livetogether--diealone]

they're so unserious

[nightfal1n]

Kouhai wants to carry you

(because fans never stop talking about that scene in ep7)

bonus:

[lemonduckisnowawake]

You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...

Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes

[raplinenthusiasts]

it's their love language 🫶

for @cordiallyfuturedwight cr. 0613data

[sodamnbored]

Jason: Hey come on, you’re definitely gonna get into college, no doubt.

Percy, sighing: I hope so. It’s just…sometimes I just feel like the biggest fuck up in the world, you know?

Jason, hand on his shoulder comfortingly: If only you could see yourself through my eyes.

Percy: *looking at him expectantly*

Jason: You’d be amazed at how blurry you are.