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18+ โ ๐๐๐ฆ๐ง ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐๐ง๐๐ 7/05/24
patreon masterlist (exclusive works here, including extras for existing one shots and series.)
ONESHOTS
JUST FRIENDS THAT FCK (camping, friend with benefits Harry)
SLIP (pottery instructor Harry)
RIDETHET!GER (pornstar Harry aka anal chronicles)
& ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐!๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ (pornstar 2.0)
FILL (one night stand with Harry)
SERIES
TDIAG โ completed (masked sex club au)
SAIL MY RIDGES โ incomplete, on hiatus (pirate Harry)
taste of patreon exclusives
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collaborations | scattered concepts | concept directory by trope | patreon teasers
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Harry: And why shouldnโt I blame Spiderman for your injuries?? He calls himself a hero, protecting civilians like you should be his priority! Give me one good reason why I shouldnโt kick his ass for letting you get hurt!!
Peter: Because-
Newscaster on the tv next to Harry: In this footage you can see Peter Parker, known freelance photographer for the Daily Bugle, actually shove Dr. Doom out of his way while yelling โmove it or lose it,โ as he runs with his camera, presumably to capture more pictures of the vigilante known as โSpidermanโ
Harry:
Peter: -Iโm a dumbass.
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Texts From Superheroes
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best thing about the raimi spiderman movies is that they were like โyou thought this subterrean crustaceous LOSER with no social skills would be COOLER after he got super powers? as if. now heโs just a loser with more problemsโ
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Loki is one hell of a lot more problematic than Kamala Harris....
Yet Thor accepted his help in fighting Hela and Thanos.
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Unpopular take ig but TSSM Harry was not in fact a terrible person? Lol? Unlike the audience he has no idea why Peter keeps neglecting him, if anything it would be strange if that didn't affect their relationship. He is also a deeply insecure 16 year old, so having a phase where he selfishly places too much value on popularity is like. Par for the course. That's shit you'd find in any high school centric story. That's shit every other person has done irl at that age. The only actually heinous thing he's done was emotionally manipulating Gwen in that one scene at the end of S2 and that was literally part of the setup for his pending villain arc so uh. Moral decline was kind of the entire point there. People are pressed but he was serving the kind of complexity that originally made the supporting cast so memorable in the comics
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She...gave the dog a cape. Because you named it Wonder Dog.
What the hell is this run's problem? Can we not even have the simple joys of a dog in a cape without this run being too cool for it?!
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Trump Weird News - Superpodge 2024
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