#than i would if i was comfortable. and there's also person 3's partner we have a few classes with who's cool but same as person 3 with the

[punksocks]

Astrology observations No. 11 (18+)

Adults only! No minors please!

Just my observations, please take them with a grain of salt

-Mars in the 1st loves to make out with passion all during s*x, and this can often help them cl*max

-Do you have a Gemini/3rd house Mercury or Mars? Have you gossiped about your s*x life? (Or written extensively about it?)

-Air mars will want to assess your intelligence before you sleep with them, earth mars will want to be comfortable and have their standards match up to you, water mars may take more time and could be looking to emotionally connect depending on their other placements, and Fire mars are most likely to jump to the hook up (especially Aries and Sagittarius mars)

-Controversially, I think water mars can sleep around just as much as fire mars are known to if they’re not looking for emotional connections. Tbh I think they future fake more than fire mars tend to when they do hookup. (Future fake for themselves and the people they’re hooking up with)

-Scorpio mars/mars in 8th is gonna f*ck you, Cancer mars/mars in 4th is gonna make love to you, Pisces mars/mars in 12th is going to connect with your soul through s*x (maybe even subconsciously depending on the sign of the mars in 12th)

-Libra/Gemini mars is most likely to look up and be like how did I get here and why am I f*cling this person? In the middle of it. Lol

-Lilith hard aspects (conjunct/square/opposition) to 2nd and 10th house : you can make so many gains with money and power with your p*ssy it’s not even a joke lol, go off a tell a man you want him to spoil you (if you want to) and it may just work. also you probably get random sugar daddy offers in your dms whether you pursue it or not

-Capricorn, Virgo, and Scorpio moon (maybe also Libra moon?) may not stick around if you’re really bad at s*x, if they have an earth or water Venus/Mars they may teach you to get better but if they have a fire or air Venus/Mars they’re probably out of there (virgo is most likely to teach tho)

-pisces moon or Venus or mars/ Neptune conjunct moon or venus/12 house moon or Venus or mars: 9 times out of 10 these placements are putting on facade when you date them. Especially if the relationship isn’t that deep. It’s probably more subconscious with moon placements, they have a desire to become what you desire and will hide certain parts of themselves to do so. And their partners tend to project on them. (The amount of times I’ve had guys assume I caught feelings for them oml I’m a Capricorn moon too so I was like what??? Who??????? Not me. Tf)

-I get why cancer sun/moon/mars + mars in 5th tend to have br**ding k*nks, it’s very on brand for cancer placements lol. But why do Leo sun/moon/mars tend to have one them too? If I had to guess it has to deal with the partner being so enamored with Leo that they want all of that Leo person inside them

-Scorpio Moon or Mars or Venus/Pluto conjunct Moon or Venus or Mars/ 8th house moon or Venus or Mars: okay these placements are definitely hiding aspects of themselves from you on purpose,(much more consciously than Pisces/Neptune influence would) and working on actively becoming your s*xual fantasy

-okay why do I rank my experiences with the mars signs the way I do? Well if you want too much info here we go lol:

-at number 3 I’d Scorpio mars/moon and or 8th house synastry, super passionate going on through the night as many rounds as possible and holding onto each other until the sun rise (Probably tmi but they went 7 times in a night and even though it was the hot hot summer they did not ever stop cuddling. Sheets- ruined! Hair- ruined! But it was a good experience.)

-at number 2 I’d say Taurus mars/moon and 7th house synastry, very tactile and carnal. All about the tastes, touch, and senses in the heat of the experience. Every little touch every little kiss is done with a sense of purpose and it’s delightful. I’ve felt the most pulled in and lost in the experience with placements like these. Also this is a bit gendered but I’ve felt both the most pampered and desired by Taurus moon/mars. Like that Venusian energy really comes out during such a tactile experience and nothing makes you feel more special than letting a Taurus person take care of you.

-at number 1 I’d say Virgo mars/moon/stellium and (good) Lilith synastry (leos with Virgo placements I swear) it’s like they wanna take care of you and that motivation is amped all the way up. Every touch is a test of your reaction to it, you can even see in their eyes (especially with ascendant aspects) that they’re studying you in a like really passionate way, like the restraint they sort of naturally have is barely working and they’re looking for ways to make you lose control. They also have crazy stamina, like a quickie for them is like 20-30 minutes fr. Or*l game is insane too, being Mercury ruled. They want to see you finish and they’re going to do their damnest to try and get you there. And then they’re going to push well past that and do it again.(More TMI, most times I finished was with Virgo mars and it was like 12, yes it was a crazy night)

[mncxbe]

Can you write how the hunting dogs would react if jouno is a complete sweetheart to his S/o? If not, That's okay, don't stress yourself ((: <3

Aww this is so sweet I love it. It's a bit sillier than I intended it to be but it kinda matches the group dynamic of the hunting dogs. Hope you enjoy♡

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7:24♡

𝑱ō𝒏𝒐 𝒙 𝒇𝒆𝒎!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆: fluff/ silly♡

𝑻𝒆𝒕𝒄𝒉ō

let's start off with our sweet boy

I feel like he's quite unfazed by Jouno's saccharine affections; he knows that at heart his colleague is a good person

but he still feels awkward sometimes

he's lowkey happy for the two of you and the fact that Jouno finally has a safe space to express his love

Tetchou likes to observe the sweet, little interactions between you (especially when you think no one's watching) and smiles so gently

if Jouno is especially annoying one day he'll tease him about it; "Jouno how can you be so nice to Y/N but so mean to me?"

It was Monday morning and Jouno was once again smothering you with kisses. He only indulged in these affections when he wasn't at the headquarters.

The three of you were currently on a mission and decided to take a coffee break. You and your boyfriend were on one side of the wooden table and Tecchou on the other; awkwardly tracing the outline of the cup he was holding.

"Darling do you want a sip of my coffee? Or maybe a slice of cake or another kiss?" asked Jouno in a playful voice as he leaned in, placing another peck on your plump lips.

"Sai please stop we're in public" you protesed but the tender tone of your voice hinted the opposite. You were enjoying this display of affection just as much as he did; a rosy colour tinting your cheeks as soon as your partner pulled away from you.

Tetchou couldn't help but feel a bit uneasy around you. He felt like an intruder, interrupting such a private and peaceful moment. Nevertheless he felt a warm feeling blooming in his chest as he watched the two of you.

He was happy that his colleagues found comfort in one another and enjoyed your sweet interactions. A childish smile rose to his lips as you leaned in, kissing Jouno's nose.

𝑻𝒆𝒓𝒖𝒌𝒐

she always makes snarky comments about the two of you and teases Jouno, saying that he's growing soft and all that

but in fact shs's really supportive of your relationship

the first time she saw him willingly kiss you in front of them after a mission her heart exploded

if you ever go out together she's like mama y papa, mama y papa

You and Teruko were just about to end one of your infamous girls' night out. Spending half of your salary on expensive dinners and elegant dress you were probably never going to wear was something you did at least once a month.

"Shall I call us a cab, Y/N?" asked the woman as you exited the dimly lit restaurant.

"Actually Jouno's going to pick us up. He said he can also drive you home."

Teruko's brows furrowed, a look of obvious concern on her face "How does a blind man even get a driving license? Is that possible?"

"I dunno. Beats me" you chuckle "But it's Jouno after all."

"Fair enough"

Soon enough a car pulled in front of the two of you and your boyfriend stepped out of it. With a wide smile on his face he pulled you in for a hug, twirling you once.

"How's my beautiful girl doing tonight? Did you have fun?" he asked in a tender voice as he placed you back on the ground.

"As per usual we had a great time" you beamed, urging Teruko to get into the backseat.

Jouno quickly opened the passanger door and, with a bow, gestured you to take a seat.

"Wow Jouno I didn't know you were such a gentleman. Looks like Y/N trained you well" teased the rosy haired woman as your boyfriend occupied the driver's seat, turned on the engine and drove off.

In the rear-view mirror she could see her colleague's lips curl into a sly smile at the sound of her words

"I am always well mannered with beautiful ladies, Teruko." he replied in the same tone.

"But you never opened a door for me or- Wait. Are you saying that I'm ugly you idiot" yelled the young woman, causing you to burst out laughing.

"Just wait 'till we're out of the car Jouno I'll beat your ass." pressed Teruko.

"Hey guys, be civil" you added between giggles.

Teruko pouted, crossing her arms over her chest as she laid back in her seat. She caught a glimpse of Jouno's smirk in the mirror but didn't dare say another word as not to ruin your wonderful evening.

"You're lucky I like your girlfriend. You'd be dead otherwise."

"Yea, yea kiddo. Don't forget to fasten your belt." mocked the man.

Teruko didn't find this conversation amusing; she hated being given a taste of her own medicine but she couldn't deny how happy she was to hear your laughter. You've been friends ever since you joined the Hunting dogs and she knew that getting together with Jouno was the best thing that happened in your life; probably in his too. So she was willing to let the man's jokes slide.

As the three of you drove home Teruko's gaze remained fixated on your pinky, which was loosely interlocked with your boyfriend's on the shifter; a smile rising to her lips.

𝑻𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂

out of all the hunting dogs he's the most confused and shocked

what happened to the cold hearted Jouno? he could be arguing with Tetcho about some trivial matters but the second you step foot in the room he has a wide smile on his face and hugs you???

nevertheless he's happy for the two of you and constantly reminds you of that

he does sometimes tease Jouno about it tho but in a sweet way

Tachihara had his suspicions about Jouno's crush on you but he didn't expect you to start dating so soon. It's been two weeks since he last saw his fellow colleagues and he was shocked to find you and Jouno cuddling on the cushioned couch in the back of the conference room.

"Uh... What's that?" he asked Teruko, barely able to conceal his surpirse as he pointed at the two of you.

"Oh them? They've been at it for a week now. Jouno's all over her all the time really they're quite enamoured."

Before he got the chance to reply, the captain stepped foot in the room and announced the beginning of the meeting.

You and Jouno haistly rose from the sofa and occupied your designated seats opposite to his.

During the meeting he kept stealing quick glances at the two of you: that giddy smile never left Jouno's face for a second.

As soon as Fukuchi dismissed you, you all went to your offices to finish the last reports for the day. Tachihara decided not to let this opportunity go to waste and walked after Jouno.

"Hey man. How're you doing?"

His colleague nodded "Quite well actually. And you?"

Tachihara had never heard Jouno sound so light-hearted in his entire life; a sense of pride and joy washed over him.

"I'm great too actually. It's good to be back. What I wanted to say... Congrats. I'm happy for you and Y/N."

Jouno's face turned a light shade of pink upon hearing his words, his lithe fingers adjusting the collar of his vest.

"Thanks, Hara. I'm happy too."

𝑭𝒖𝒌𝒖𝒄𝒉𝒊

secretely hoped that the two of you would date from the beginning

he's still surprised by how affectionate Jouno is with you

gives you that half smirk of his (y'all know what I'm talking about) when he sees you holding hands under the table during a meeting or hugging throughout the day

tries to avoid pairing you up on missions cuz there's a big chance y'all get distracted

It was a usual Friday afternoon and Fukuchi had summoned you all in the conference room to hold the weekly debrief meeting.

"So. What's the status of your missions?" he asked in his usual stern voice.

Tachihara was the first to speak. He talked about the Mafia's plans and recent activity but soon started rambling on about what the other mafia members were doing in their free time. Fukuchi didn't interrupt him and actually tried to pay attention to what the redhead was saying but his throughts slowly drifted off to the bottle of sake hidden in his desk.

To take his mind off of the alcohol he scanned the room; his gaze slid idly from Tachihara to Tetchou, who was doing pushups behind his chair then to the opposite side of the table: to you and Jouno.

His lips curled into a smirk when he saw that the white haired man was toying with your fingers in his lap, tracing their outline.

You were doing your best to remain composed as your boyfriend glided his nails along the skin of your forearm. Everyone knew how ticklish you were.

Seeing this innocent display of affection truly pleased the old man, who secretely rooted for you ever since you joined the team. He was however surprised by how doting Jouno was; always by your side, holding your hand, kissing your forehead when he thought no one was watching, allowing you to doze off on his shoulder after a straining mission or buying you cups of coffee from a nearby shop when you needed an energy boost.

Tachihara's voice suddenly snapped him out of his trance.

"Captain, are you still listening?" inquired the redhead.

He quickly striaghtened his back and cleared his throat before speaking.

"Yes, please go on."

And so Tachihara went on detailing Port Mafia's plans while he tried his best to ignore the hushed words you shared with Jouno.

[scar-crossedlvrs]

Saw you asking for Vendetta!Leon and I'm also madly in love with him so here we go!

Vendetta!Leon with a shy and sweet reader who's always there for him and one night he finds out despite her bubbly nature she's actually struggling too with past things she never talks about?

If this is too specific I understand! Simply Leon with a sweet reader would be fine. <3

Leon S Kennedy - Sunshine

The way I dropped everything to write this. The grumpy / sunshine troupe is one of my favorites. Anyway!!! This is my first time writing something resembling hurt / comfort & i really hope you enjoy it.

minor cw for implied past abuse.

Leon Kennedy was a stormcloud, a man so grey and rainy he could ruin anyone’s mood. Despite that he was a damn good agent, respected by all of his peers for the amount of successful missions he had pulled off on his own. And that’s how he preferred to be in his day to day life, alone. It was the only way he could keep from getting hurt, from getting those around him hurt. 

Until you came along, a ray of sunshine through the storm. He’d always remember the first time he saw that sweet smile of yours. Leon was halfway through his second bottle when you approached his corner table. Shy and sweet, you could barely keep eye contact with him as you spoke, looking back to the gaggle of friends that had encouraged you to approach the handsome man in the corner you had been ogling all night. No matter where you looked though, that smile never faded from your pretty lips. 

 It doesn’t matter how bad of a mood he’s in or how deep into a bottle of Jack he’s found himself, there’s always a soft spot in his heart for that bright smile you seem to have permanently etched into your face. Despite the fact that he knows better, that it was the same smile you gave to the whole world, Leon convinced himself that it was only for him.

Unbeknownst to him though it wasn’t the same one you gave to the world. It was indeed a genuine smile you crafted just for him. Or better yet a series of them, tailored to every specific situation that you may have needed them for and given only to him. He wasn’t the easiest man to deal with, but every time you offered him a comforting word, a sweet favor or even just the smallest of loving glances he seemed to soften for you. To show you a glimpse of a man that existed before the horrors of the world tore that hope away from him.

But you knew as well as anyone that trauma could do that to a person.

You knew he needed someone to keep him grounded, to remind him that there was always sunshine after the storm. You were determined to never let him see that smile fall. 

And you almost succeeded.

—-

The apartment was quiet, but Leon knew you were home due to the fact your car was parked out front. He was home early for once from whatever god forsaken mission he had been sent on this time and all he wanted to do was curl up in a ball next to you. Figuring you were napping, he crept through the hallway as quietly as he could in order to avoid waking you. 

But the sounds behind the bedroom door stopped him in his tracks. Heavy breathing partnered with choked sobs and the muffled sound of an angry voice on the other line of a cell phone. 

“You’re not supposed to have this number. I made sure of that.” Your voice is cracking, trembling on the other side of the door. “How did you get this number?” 

He’s caught off guard by the fear in your voice, and not waiting a moment longer, he’s pulled open the bedroom door. Just in time for your cellphone to whizz past his head, exploding into pieces as it collides with the wall. 

“Leon?” Your first instinct is to hide your face away from him, hands flying to cover your face  so that he couldn’t see the tears staining your cheeks. This wasn’t supposed to happen. You hadn’t expected him to be home so soon, but you also hadn’t expected the angry phone call from your ex-boyfriend either. Realizing your facade was over, you could do nothing more than pull your knees to your chest and sob into your hands.

“Sunshine, no no no. I’m here.” his voice is soft, sitting on the edge of the bed and pulling you into a firm hug, moving your face from your hands into his chest. 

This wasn’t how it was supposed to go. You were the one that was supposed to comfort him, not the other way around.

“You shouldn’t have to see this.” You choke out, words muffled into his jacket.  

He sighs, one hand moving to smooth over the hair on the back of your head as he shakes his own. “I’m not leaving you like this.” he said softly. It was his chance to return the favor for everything you had done for him. 

And that was all it took to open the floodgates, letting the emotions of what had just happened spill out through your eyes as he rocked you in his arms, cooing sweet words into your ear as he did so. He didn’t ask you to tell him what was wrong, part of him not wanting to know what it was that could cause your sweet demeanor to falter and the other part knowing that if he knew he’d make an impulsive decision. 

Instead he let you cry, because you needed to.

And because he knew despite everything, there’d still be sunshine after the storm.

[azedakude]

Would I be able to request the jojos with a chubby s/o who's severely insecure? Like to where they won't want their partner to touch them and, even when presented with reassurance, they won't believe them as they tell them they look good? I suffer with this a bit, insecurities grow due to family and friends telling me to lose weight and be more active. It always gets to my head yk?

❁ 𐑮𐑮 ¡note 𖥻 autor! ﹆ i totally understand that!, if you need a safe place to blow off steam when you're feeling this way, feel free to message me and we can chat! <3 sorry for the severe delay !! and, i'll do a few headcannons of this, if you don't mind. i hope you like it, you are very strong for coping with this situation on your own! ♡

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ᰍ ★ ៸៸ #꯭# ❨ ♥︎ ❩ JoJo's with a insecure s/o !

꒰ 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐉𝐎𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 :

✦ He always understood that you feel this way about your body, most of the time he does his best not to bother you with compliments, or physical affection, and everything so that you can be comfortable around him. Instead, Jonathan would speak to you sweetly and very patiently, making you understand that your body is valid, and your feelings and insecurities are too. “Sweetheart, you shouldn't get carried away by bad comments about your body, they don't make sense. Could you tell me the next time someone says those comments to you? I will make them understand that those blasphemies should not be said to my partner. They do not know what magnificent person they are talking about.” little by little, Jonathan will help you manage your insecurities, facing them with you, making you see that you are not alone in this battle, he will always be by your side.

✦ Although Jonathan has rarely admitted it out loud; more than anything to not make you uncomfortable, he is fascinated by your cheeks and love your rolls; since he find it extremely attractive and even adorable. — He has the habit of holding your hand whenever he can; caressing it and also getting lost in your eyes, when caressing your hand; he will always write nice things with his index finger on your palm.

✦ From time to time, every time you fall asleep on Jonathan's chest due to fatigue, he will begin to caress your scalp with his right hand, while with his left hand he will begin to lightly pat your back, enhancing your sleep. At the same time; Jonathan will whisper various compliments and sweet words in your ear, admitting all the admiration he has for you. “I know you don't feel comfortable when I tell you these things when you're awake, but... I really love you for who and how you are, Y/N, no one and nothing can change that. You are perfect in my eyes, and that is the most important thing to me.”

✦ There were very few occasions when you wore a dress; but when that occasion passed where you used them, Jonathan would simply appreciate you from top to bottom, loving you with his eyes and smiling from ear to ear when he saw your beauty. “You are an angel in my eyes... I had never seen such perfection, until I saw you.” Jonathan would be the first to remark how divine you look in such clothes, always asking your permission to place his hands on your waist, and then kiss you gently.

꒰ 𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐇 𝐉𝐎𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 :

✦ Although he is an extremely funny and hilarious guy, when you feel comfortable enough to tell him about your insecurities about your physique; he took action on the matter in a subtle, but at the same time direct way. — Joseph from time to time, if not almost always; he would buy a bouquet of flowers, every day was a different types of flowers to give to you; the flowers would always be accompanied with a poem handwritten by himself (with artistic help from Caesar Zepelli, obviously) “I may not be worthy of your presence, but I am willing to move heaven, sea and earth to show you that my love for you will never die, and will never change, because I have fallen madly in love with you, and no one else; my heart belongs to you, Y/N. — JoJo.”

✦ Every time he has the opportunity, Joseph will place tender and slow kisses all over your body, especially on your shoulders and abdomen, since these two places are his favorite parts of your body. Also, when he feels playful enough, he will tenderly caress your waist, hips, thighs and shoulders. — Every little physical affection that Joseph gives you, he will do it with total love and care, always looking for one of your best reactions, without wanting you to feel uncomfortable, since, for him, you are the most important person in his life.

✦ Joseph loves to carry you bridal style, or carry you in his arms in general; whenever you are in his arms, Joseph will kiss your cheeks and whisper tender compliments in your ear, occasionally hiding his own face against your neck to tickle you to make you laugh. “I love carrying you in my arms, you know? It makes me feel like that blue knight, who comes to rescue you.”

✦ When it comes to someone disrespecting you and insulting you because of your physique; regardless of who it is, Joseph will take it completely personally and take matters into his own hands, literally. — If it is completely necessary, Joseph will not hesitate to fight with the person who has disrespected you.

꒰ 𝐉𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎 𝐊𝐔𝐉𝐎 :

✦ He would listen to you vent about your insecurities, showing that he would always be there for you through thick and thin, without forgetting that he would gently hug you after each vent; asking you if he can kiss your forehead. “I want to see you well, Y/N, I will never leave your side, I will help you and I will be in your worst moments.” Jotaro will always tell you the same thing and he will always demonstrate it in different ways.

✦ Jotaro didn't care much about how you looked physically, but since you confessed to being insecure about your physique; he began to be much more patient with you regarding your insecurities. From time to time, Jotaro would hug you from behind every chance he got, whispering nice compliments in your ear. “You are very pretty, you know that?”

✦ He would be the type of boyfriend who would listen to you vent about your insecurities at every moment; always paying maximum attention to how you feel, and then knowing how to react and cope with the situation so that you feel better. — In turn, after each vent, Jotaro will ask you if he can hug you and comfort you for a long time, listening to you, pampering you and giving you affection.

✦ Like Joseph, he would act extremely defensive if someone outside disrespected you regarding your insecurities; without hesitating for a second to defend yourself, both verbally and physically. With the difference that, after that, Jotaro would stay by your side, comforting and supporting you.

꒰ 𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐀 :

✦ Josuke would have in mind about your problem with your physique; ttherefore, he would always try to listen to you and support you above all, accompanying you in every relapse and every progress you present, always encouraging you and giving you compliments so that you can see yourself through his own eyes. “I understand that it is difficult for you.. But believe me, my love, you are more than perfect just the way you are. You shouldn't change anything.”

✦ He would always make sure you eat your meals; since he would not want you to begin to neglect yourself in other equally important ways based on your insecurity, since for him, everything about you is important and must be taken care of with the well-deserved care.

✦ Whenever he has the opportunity, Josuke will always ask your permission to hug and caress you, while whispering nice compliments into your hair, protecting you in the middle of the hug, so that you feel safe. “I will protect you from every evil in this world, my love, I promise.”

✦ Apart from caressing your body, he will always ask your permission to give you multiple butterfly kisses on certain parts of your body; to tickle you, while he whispers nice compliments and positive affirmations between kisses.

꒰ 𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐎 𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 :

✦ Giorno would try everything in his power to make you feel better about yourself; whether it be with positive affirmations, caresses, physical affection and more than anything; unconditional attention and listening above all, since, for him, you are the most important person in his universe.

✦ Whenever you feel insecure about your body, Giorno would ask you to do breathing exercises with him; to calm you down and keep you at peace, and then ask your permission so he can hug you and hold you in his arms; while repeating nice phrases to cheer you up.

✦ You would be the perfect muse for Giorno; and he would demonstrate this in his paintings, every time he wanted to paint and portray you on a canvas, he would always ask your permission before doing so, having you as a reference and divine muse. After each painting, he would take the liberty of kissing you, caressing you, pampering and hugging you.

✦ Whenever the two of you go to sleep, Giorno will whisper nice compliments and positive affirmations in your ear with a sweet voice, while he caresses your arms and places tender kisses on your temple. “You are the most divine person I have ever seen in my life.. Did you know that? I will remind you every day, so that you always keep it in mind and do not forget.”

꒰ 𝐉𝐎𝐋𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐂𝐔𝐉𝐎𝐇 :

✦ She would have been clear from minute one that you felt insecure about your physique when you decided to tell her about your insecurities; since then, Jolyne took the time to listen to you, accompany you, support and love you; always making it clear to you that she loves you just the way you are.

✦ Jolyne would get straight to the point every time she gave you a compliment; always leaving you clear and present that for her, you are the most perfect person she has ever seen, while she would always ask your permission before hugging you and comforting you so that you feel better.

✦ Little by little, Jolyne would encourage you to wear dresses; while she would encourage you to see yourself in the mirror, while she highlights each unique, beautiful and divine part of your body, starting from the tip of your head, to your feet, without forgetting to give you a thousand and one compliments, kissing you and hugging you in the process. “I will always say it and I will never get tired of telling you; pretty face, you are beautiful just the way you are, you are like a lotus flower; beautiful and delicate.”

✦ Jolyne would be the type of girlfriend who wouldn't mind in the slightest and would always try to find the perfect opportunity to carry you in her arms in bridal style, always to make you smile and cheer you up emotionally. — While smiling at you, looking into your eyes and repeating positive affirmations in your ear, so that you see yourself as perfect as she sees you in her eyes.

[callie-the-creator]

boyfriend!coryxkenshin hcs

sfw. this was also posted on my wattpad, so there is no point to accuse me of plagiarism or anything

• you already know cory is a hopeless romantic aka...the best type of partner! you lucky thing! you scored yourself the best of the best

• cory has not one ounce of toxicity in his very soul

— "he's a good man, savannah, a GOOD man. 😤"

• oh, what's that? you gave cramps either from your menstruation cycle or they just popped out from nowhere?

— this man would do everything in his power to make sure that you're comfortable and have everything you have to make yourself feel better

— he definitely wouldn't make fun of you or belittle you if it was because of your period (unlike those boyfriends😒)

• you already know that you'll make a few special appearances in his videos whether that be sss episodes or playing games specifically made for couples or ones that allow multiplayer

— it takes two, the dark pictures anthology, cuphead, you name it! you'll just have to motivate him enough to finish the games though since that's where he falls short...🫢

• but for the important question! what is his love language?

— personally, it's to each their own on the topic, but this is what i think: as much as i want to say physical touch, i feel like he's more of a quality time type of guy, you know? even if he does youtube, he still takes breaks and you can bet that he'll spend most of that time with you!

• there is not one dull moment as long as you're with him

• wouldn't be able to stop smiling if he caught you wearing his merch or any of his clothes for that matter...just not his puka shell necklace. never his necklace. ☝️ that's a big no-no

• he's definitely the type of bf who would play songs that remind him of you

— *cries into pillow uncontrollably*

• and when he is recording, you are known to bring him snacks or water and wave 'hi' to the camera

— but i'd doubt he'd need any snacks since this main usually has skittles, now and laters, and nutrigrain bars stockpiled in his recording room.

• if you text him randomly, he'll make a big deal about it and be all giddy. you make him so happy! 🥺

— also, if he's too scared while playing a horror game and dashie isn't picking up the phone, you're the second-best option for decisions! but you know what they say..."with great power comes great responsibility"

• personally, i don't think he's neutral on the topic of pda, but he's the subtle type bc he wants to be careful to not make you uncomfortable, especially when you two are out in public.

• since he's known to record really late at night, he'd do anything in his power to be quiet and not wake you up during his 3 scary games or his spooky scary sunday videos

— if he happened to wake you up by his screaming would definitely deadpan the camera and be like, "now why did you have to go and wake up my gf? 😐"

— deny deny deny, as rodrick heffley would say.

• we already know cory likes his anime, so i'm saying that you would binge-watch all types of shows and movies together. but, again, you'll need to motivate and encourage him a lot since he has trouble finishing stuff or gaining interest in shows

• would want cuddles or just to hang out with you if he got too upset over a game

— he has rage quit a few times

• cory would let you sit on his lap while he plays games in his spare time

— he will kiss your head or shoulder randomly. he'd also keep on hand pressed against the small of your back to support you, to make sure that you won't fall off. 💔 you guys are so cute togetherrrr

• his fans love you. i have nothing more to add to this.

• fanart and edits!! different youtubers garner different communities, and some are more likely to make fanart than others, but cory's has the best of both worlds! though, his fandom leans more towards the editing side of things, so expect lots to pop up on your fyp

• i feel like there would be a few videos like “3 minutes of cory being soft with his s/o” or, even better: “cory and y/n being the best couple for 8 minutes” compilations going around on youtube, tiktok, reddit, etc.

…that’s all i got! until next time <3

[savannahsdeath]

ELLIE WILLIAMS X READER

♯partners in crime

mdni please<3

summary: you and ellie are partners in life but also in crime as you occasionally rob houses togetherr

warnings: 18+!! smut, robbery, quickie (almost getting caught too😭)

writers note: this ones kinda wild😓also just a reminder my requests are openn !!

[lets say they somehow turned the cameras off earlier+the hosts are deep sleepers]

"We have to be quiet once we get in here, you know that, right? I don't plan on having to run away again, just because you decided to have a little more fun." You said, standing in front of the house you and your girlfriend - Ellie - planned to rob.

"Right, you're always so serious. Just this once it wouldn't hurt to enjoy ourselves - what else is this whole thing for anyway?" Ellie said with a playful grin. She grabbed your arm to keep you from walking away, trying to get you to relax a bit and enjoy the moment.

"Besides, I don't want you getting all stressed out, your blood pressure is already high enough as it is." Ellie made a fake worried expression as she said this, not actually concerned about your health, but rather your behavior.

"Do you have any idea how serious this is? Just open the goddamn door and we'll make if fast." You murmured, obviously nervous.

"Alright, alright, calm down. I just don't like being rushed, that's all." Ellie said, giving you a little kiss on your cheek to try and relax you.

She finally let go of your arm as her expression sobered up.

Ellie put on a stern face and headed over to the front door. She knelt down to examine the lock silently for a moment before looking up at you and nodding.

Ellie put a small tool into the lock and started to fiddle around with it subtly. After a moment, you heard a click coming from the door, and Ellie stood back up.

"Let's get this over with."

Ellie opened the door and headed inside, turning back to look at you after a moment. You slowly followed and saw Ellie already searching through the various drawers and cupboards in the main room of the house. You couldn't see or hear anything from upstairs.

The house was quiet and dark, as it was in the middle of the night. It was obvious that the occupants were asleep or away.

You caught a glimpse of a framed family photograph sitting on the mantel next to the fireplace as you passed by.

"Damn... I didn't think we would get in here this easily." You whispered to yourself, a mixture of excitement and anxiety on your voice.

Ellie was already making herself comfortable in the house, quickly searching through anything that may have something of value. You couldn't help but admire her quick thinking and ability to improvise - she was like a completely different person when something like this was happening.

You slowly walked in and started looking in other drawers and cabinets, making sure not to make any noise by banging into things in the process. You didn't want to wake anyone up.

After you grabbed some expensive-looking jewelry, you entered the bathroom, not really expecting to find anything value here.

The room was big, fitting into the millionaire vibe, just like the whole house.

You heard someone breathing upstairs but you could easily tell they were deep in their sleep.

Suddenly the door opened. Before you could turn around someone grabbed you from behind, a familiar hand covering your mouth to stop you from gasping.

Ellie moved her hands so now she held you tightly by the hips, gently leaning you over the sink in the dark bathroom. She put the jewelry you found down on the top of the sink.

You were not expecting this at all. You couldn't help but think about how Ellie looked right now, so stern and focused on the task she was performing.

You tried moving, but Ellie was too strong, and you could feel her breath against the back of your neck.

"Shhh, not so loud." Ellie whispered into your ear, her voice even more sensual than it usually is.

"You fucking scared me." You hissed, still breathless, as you put your hands on the sink to lean on it.

You stared at her through the mirror reflection but it was hard to see her expression due to the darkness. Still, you could swear you feel her smirk and eyes on you.

"Shh, keep it down. I'm trying to keep us from getting heard, so you better not wake the whole house." Ellie said with a stern tone, but you could tell she wasn't really serious.

'Keep us from getting heard'? She's the one who almost made you scream!

She moved her hand away from your mouth and grabbed your head, pulling it closer to her.

"Do you remember what I said earlier, about 'having a little more fun'?" Ellie whispered softly.

"You're gonna get us caught..." You tried to sound as firm as possible but you couldn't hold back a little whimper from the pressure and pleasure of her body so close to yours.

"Oh, we're definitely getting caught if you keep whimpering like that." She chuckled.

"Shut up." You said, but it came out as more of a whisper than the aggressive statement you intended.

It just felt so good having Ellie like that, and everything was going so quickly you barely had time to process all of this.

You tried to look away and back at the jewels that were laying on the sink, but all you could focus on was the way Ellie's breath was feeling on your neck.

She smirked and turned you around, so now you're facing each other. Then she made you sit on an empty shelf, holding your hips so you won't stand up. You let yourself relax now that you are sitting down, letting Ellie hold onto you.

She was so much stronger than you. Even with the adrenaline rush from what was happening, you felt so small in her hands.

You couldn't decide between what was more distracting; the way she was holding you, or her smirk.

"They... Els, they can wake up..." You threw your head back, leaning it against the wall and exposing your neck.

She was fucking crazy for doing that. She knew damn well how loud you are in situations like that and you felt your will and strength to stay quiet is disappearing. You'd be a whining mess by now if it wasn't for those people upstairs.

"Hushh, no, we're fine. They won't wake up, this will be just a minute." Ellie said, slowly and seductively.

You felt her move her lips along your neck, and she gently bit down on the side of it, making you let out a subtle gasp. She chuckled, and slowly kept going.

You could hear every little noise Ellie was making as she kept going, moving her lips and tongue along your skin. You could feel each individual touch, like a shock of electricity going down your spine. You felt your body responding in the way she wanted it to. You closed your eyes for a moment, letting Ellie's lips continue to explore the sensitive spots on your neck. You were trying to keep as quiet as possible, but it was proving too difficult.

You let yourself get lost in the moment, feeling the sensation of Ellie's mouth gently biting and sliding down along your neck.

Your breaths grew heavier, as you started to lean your head back more and more to give her better access to your neck.

You felt one of her hands slidding into your pants, rubbing the soft fabric of your underwear. Then, your pants completely slide off as Ellie places soft kisses on your inner thighs and holds them in place.

She was fast - only a few short minutes later you suddenly felt her mouth on your core, placing a kiss on top of it before going in with her tongue. She trailed up and down your folds, making you bring your hand to her hair. Els lips encircled your clit, kissing and sucking it. She pushed her tongue into your entrance, earning a moan from you, but you quickly pursed your lips.

You couldn't help but think this all is a pure torture - the adrenaline made you feel even better but at the same time, you had to stay quiet. And that was incredibly hard.

Your thighs tensed and you heared Ellie giggle at the pressure around her head. Your eyes squeezed shut as she continues using her tongue on you.

She finally stopped her petty tactics and dipped two fingers into you, slowly engraving your scent onto her fingertips.

Your body twisted and turned as you felt your body completely take in her digits one by one.

Every curl of her fingers made you want to cry out loud but you knew you have to be strong.

Your walls clenched around Ellie desperately, throbbing harder each time her fingers pumped in and out.

You had to break eventually. And there the moment came, almost when you did.

You let out a whimper, louder than you'd like it to be. Ellie's smirk widened even though she knew that could cause you a lot of trouble.

"Not so scared of getting caught all of sudden?" She asked with mock-concern.

You felt yourself being so fucking close...

"Shh... Shut up, Els... I'm gonna-" You moaned out, not so loud this time, making Ellie laugh again, but this time her laughter was cut short by the sound of footsteps in the room right above you both.

In one smooth move she pulled your underwear back on, shutting off your moment of pleasure, and patted your thigh, standing up straight.

You tried to catch your breath, as if trying to not make any further noise. Your legs were shaking slightly, as you leaned your head back against the wall of the bathroom.

"I hate you." You whispered with a fake scolding tone.

You felt frustrated, as you were left on the edge when you got interrupted by those goddamn footsteps. And the worst part was - she found it funny. She taunts you about that to this day.

You could see her smiling, as her hand rubbed your thigh to try to calm you down.

"Don't even think about it. We're going to take what we came for and leave." Ellie said sternly, trying to sound serious.

"I thought you're not the type to leave things unfinished." You responded sarcastically, trying not to think about what Ellie had been doing to you just moments before.

You grabbed the jewelry from the sink and stood up, making sure not to make any noise. It seemed like the footsteps had stopped for now.

"You better end that when we're home." You packed the jewels into your backpack. Still pissed off, you fastened a button on your jeans.

Ellie's smirk returned as soon as you said that.

"I'll be sure your pleasure is fully satisfied when we get home." Ellie said, placing an emphasis on the word "fully".

You finished packing up the jewels and then put your backpack on. You were still feeling the tingles up your neck, and other parts of your body, from what Ellie had been doing to you before, and that made it hard to think about anything else.

Ellie looked at the door, probably wanting to leave the house as soon as possible.

You felt her hand on your arm, getting you moving towards the door. You couldn't believe that you were still feeling so tense - you had been with Ellie for months now, but her actions still had a powerful impact on both your body and your mind.

"I can't wait." you whispered softly to yourself, a small smile spreading across your face.

You followed her out, taking the last look at the house before closing the door behind you two.

[diagonal-queen]

HELP I'm sorry but this idea literally got in my head😭😭

What if Manipulative S/o with Chuuya,Dazai and Fyodor?

Them with a manipulative S/O

♡ pairing: Chuuya Nakahara, Dazai Osamu, Fyodor Dostoyevsky x gn!Reader

♡ synopsis: How are these men with a manipulative partner?

♡ cw: Swearing, manipulation, sexual stuff (Fyodor, you're better than this)

note: Ngl I was stumped with this one for a bit, didn't write a single part of it, and then one night I just wrote the whole damn thing in like ten minutes. Writing's a weird thing sometimes eh? Anyways apologies for errors anon and I hope you enjoy x

Chuuya:

If you're another mafioso and you use your Machiavellian techniques to interrogate people, Chuuya finds that hot (he's so whipped T-T)

But if you were ever to try and be manipulative with him? He'd probably figure it out relatively quickly and he'd be pretty upset about it. It feels to him as if you think he's unintelligent or something

He also wouldn't be such a fan if you tried to manipulate other members of the Port Mafia (especially if he's close with them like Kouyou)

Chuuya would prefer if you kept it for work and work only, because he values honesty and is more comfortable knowing that you trust him and vice versa

If it's like a trauma response or something though he's more understanding and helps you work on dismantling the habit in healthy and effective ways <3

Unlike the compulsive lying he would NOT consult Mori about this, because let's be real you probably got some of it from him

Eventually Chuuya might take a more passive role and just let you do your thing as long as you leave him out of it. If you're honest with him he'll be happy

Use your manipulation against Dazai (or at least try to)? You got yourself a loyal man for life ✊✊

Dazai:

Y'know that trope when a dude will like dreamily watch their partner with hearts in his eyes as they do some badass shit? That's literally Dazai when you're fucking with people

Especially other members of the ADA oh my god you guys are such menaces (the only one who can see through your bullshit is Ranpo but do you really think he's gonna put in the effort to stop you guys? No. That's what I thought)

But if you were to try and manipulate him, his attitude would change up real quick.

He lowkey takes it as an insult to his intelligence and also takes it pretty personal regardless of who you treat the same way. How can he not? You're literally his partner

You'd learn not to ever try crossing him, in a serious way at least- you'd definitely still play games and tease each other

If you're like super manipulative, even Dazai would have to be like 'hey! stop'. I feel like it would just remind him of his past self and he wouldn't like that

Like Chuuya he also prefers that, when it comes to more serious things, you're honest with him. He wants to be able to trust you

I mean either way he'd be able to catch up with you, so I guess it's not really a practical issue. Just be nice to him, alright?

Fyodor:

I ought to immediately establish that you're literally not getting past this man at all, ever

You will never be able to trick him, lie to him, or have any sway over anything he does at all. That being said, he actually loves the way you are

Fyodor definitely has a god complex and the fact that you can't get anything past him is definitely boosting said god complex. Though he's always like 'nobody gets me I'm too smart' we know that he secretly enjoys being better than everyone else let's be real

He thinks it's cute, but he will very much still give you ~appropriate punishments~ for your bad behaviour

Definitely uses you for the DOA's benefit in some way. Though it would definitely be with your consent because he knows you're not an idiot (and also why wouldn't you be on board tbh)

Sigma is probably a little wary around you because of how similar you are to your boyfriend (and obviously Mykola loves you he's your bestie)

You two definitely play a lot of mind games with one another for entertainment, as well as skill-based games like chess and poker (is that skill based? I've never played it lmao)

In conclusion, power couple of the fucking century

taglist~ ♡ @gettinshiggywithit, @fedyushka, @flower-of-darkness, @bejeweledgirl

[tonberry-yoda]

Josuke Fluff Alphabet

requested by: anon

based on this post

A CTIVITIES - WHAT DO THEY LIKE TO DO WITH THEIR S/O? HOW DO THEY SPEND THEIR FREE TIME WITH THEM?

He's an adventurous and goofy guy, so I feel like he's got two ways that he enjoys hanging out with you. One would be just finding new places. By that I mean he would literally just take you to random places in Morioh and you would always find something new every single time. Next would be just hanging out at home or getting food. He likes video games so he definitely wouldn't mind having a player two and just eating junkfood before cuddling on his bed and having his mom wake you guys up yelling for you to get out lolol

B EAUTY - WHAT DO THEY ADMIRE ABOUT THEIR S/O? WHAT DO THEY THINK IS BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THEM?

Omg everything lolol. But what struck him first was not your looks but your personality. He heard you make one joke and nearly lost it lol. Like he was so attracted to who you were as a person that when he really got to know you by your looks, he fell head over heels

C OMFORT - HOW WOULD THEY HELP THEIR S/O WHEN THEY FEEL DOWN/HAVE A PANIC ATTACK ETC.?

Even though this guy can have his fair share of anger issues, we have seen more than once how level headed this guy can be. He can sense emotions on others and know when to help them but also when to leave them alone. Feel free to tell this man how you would prefer to be comforted early in the relationship because he will treat you exactly how you prefer to be treated. He wants more than anything to help you the way you need it! Also, he will more than likely get you a teddy bear <3

D REAMS - HOW DO THEY PICTURE THEIR FUTURE WITH THEIR S/O?

I feel like one of his dreams is to travel the world, so to do that with you would mean the world. He wants to know more about the Joestar family too, so I think he would want to meet people like Jolyne and maybe even Giorno when he hears about him, so you two end up going to a lot of places together. But yeah I feel like for him traveling the world with someone he loves would honestly be his everything <3

E QUAL - ARE THEY THE DOMINANT ONE IN THE RELATIONSHIP, OR RATHER PASSIVE?

I feel like you both are very equal! Not one of you is more dominant than the other, but one can take the leader role when the other is feeling down. You help charge each other's batteries as to not tire yourselves and it's honestly amazing

F IGHT - WOULD THEY BE EASY TO FORGIVE THEIR S/O? HOW ARE THEY FIGHTING?

Okay, this might be Josuke's weak point tbh. This man has anger issues, we've seen how he reacts to his hair lol. Now, he doesn't get angry at you often, pretty much almost never! But when you do fight, he gets this ego where he feels like he's right. This can cause you guys to fall out for a couple of days and it sucks. But after a while, he does come around and he apologizes first and IMMEDIATELY forgives you when you apologize. This doesn't happen often, but when it does, it kinda sucks for sure

G RATITUDE - HOW GRATEFUL ARE THEY IN GENERAL? ARE THEY AWARE OF WHAT THEIR S/O IS DOING FOR THEM?

You two are a team constantly working together and Josuke never fails to notice this <3 He knows how hard working you are and how much you do for him to make him happy. He will show his gratitude through words and acts of service I think. But more than anything, he is grateful to you because you not only bring him so much happiness but a lot of fun too <3

H ONESTY - DO THEY HAVE SECRETS THEY HIDE FROM THEIR S/O? OR DO THEY SHARE EVERYTHING?

Nope. He will NEVER hide anything from you. He doesn't give a crap if you look through his stuff either, not that you will, but he really wouldn't care. He is SUPER loyal and will even tell you tmi stuff LMFAOOO. You're like Josuke I didn't need to know that and he'll just be like, we're partners, aren't I supposed to tell you everything?!?!?

I NSPIRATION - DID THEIR S/O CHANGE THEM SOMEHOW, OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND? LIKE TRYING OUT NEW THINGS OR HELPED THEM OVERCOME PERSONAL PROBLEMS?

Honestly, you didn't change him much. He never stopped being the goofy guy you met and that's a good thing! He didn't feel like he needed to change for you and he didn't want to make you feel like you had to change for him. You two have gotten through a lot together and every day you inspire him to wake up the next morning with something to smile about <3

J EALOUSY - DO THEY GET JEALOUS EASILY? HOW DO THEY DEAL WITH IT?

He can, yes. lol. He thinks you are the most beautiful person in the world and know that other people may think that, which can make him a little insecure, so when he sees you talking with other people sometimes he will get a little down in the dumps. Just remind him how much you love him with a kiss on the cheek two minutes later and he is right back to being Josuke!

K ISS - ARE THEY A GOOD KISSER? WHAT WAS THE FIRST KISS LIKE?

OMG YES! Have you seen those lips????? Like mans knows how to kiss frfr. He will hold you by your back and pull you close before smiling into the most perfect kiss in the world every single time. How does he do it??? We may never know. The first kiss though was great! You two were on one of your adventures when you started dating and in the middle of the woods or something he just pulled you close and told you how much he liked you and gave you a kiss on the cheek. You had to be the one to pull him down by his collar for the real kiss tho lolol

L OVE CONFESSION - HOW WOULD THEY CONFESS TO THEIR S/O?

He told you in a library LMFAO. You were studying or something and Okuyasu just told Josuke to go for it. He sat down next to you and whispered, "Hey, you're pretty cute... would you mind getting a coffee or boba sometime?" How could you say no to that?

M ARRIAGE - DO THEY WANT TO GET MARRIED? HOW DO THEY PROPOSE? WHAT WOULD THE MARRIAGE BE LIKE?

I think he likes the idea, but he doesn't want to rush. I feel like it would take him a really long time to propose. Not because he doesn't love you because he loves you so so so so much but because it just took him a little. He didn't want to rush into anything and really just enjoyed what you both have had for a long time, so rushing into marriage just wasn't on his mind. He would need to talk to you first and then expect the cutest backyard proposal and smallest, but most meaningful wedding ever <3

N ICKNAMES - WHAT DO THEY CALL THEIR S/O?

Goober. We all know he would LMFAO. And sometimes cheesy names too like honey or cupcake, but those are rare. Get used to goober lol

O N CLOUD NINE - WHAT ARE THEY LIKE WHEN THEY ARE IN LOVE? IS IT OBVIOUS FOR OTHERS? HOW DO THEY EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS?

GOO GOO EYES ALL THE TIME. This man cannot keep his lovey eyes off of you and just swoon. What a cutie lol. It is VERY obvious to others lolol He would express his feelings through words a lot and also through acts of service <3

P DA - ARE THEY UPFRONT ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP? DO THEY BRAG WITH THEIR S/O IN FRONT OF OTHERS? OR ARE THEY RATHER SHY TO KISS ETC. WHEN OTHERS ARE WATCHING?

He honestly doesn't mind PDA. He won't be like making out or anything, but he loves hugs, hand holding, and little kisses and doesn't mind if you're out in public! He would definitely brag about you, but not like an object, just be so happy that he has the best partner in the world that he loves so so much

Q UIRK - SOME RANDOM ABILITY THEY HAVE THAT’S BENEFICIAL IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Humor. He will never be a boring partner, so that you can expect! He tries his hardest to be entertaining, fun, and a good partner!

R OMANCE - HOW ROMANTIC ARE THEY? WHAT WOULD THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR S/O HAPPY? CLICHÉ OR RATHER CREATIVE?

I feel like he's more creative, but doesn't mind a cheesy dinner or something. I think you both would have a jar of fun dates and pick out of it every weekend lol.

S UPPORT - ARE THEY HELPING THEIR S/O ACHIEVE THEIR GOALS? DO THEY BELIEVE IN THEM?

Oh hell yeah!! He is your number one supporter, especially if you hadn't had anyone in your life be a support line! He will help you however he can and believes in you more than anyone!! He knows you so well that whatever you want can be done and he will be there cheering you on!!!

T HRILL - DO THEY NEED TO TRY OUT NEW THINGS TO SPICE OUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP? OR DO THEY PREFER A CERTAIN ROUTINE?

No actually. He really likes having goofy things to do, but doesn't to make your relationship exhausting. He never wants to feel like dates are a chore or anything, so you do have a routine somedays. He wants those fun dates for sure, but those can be rare and way more fun that way!!

U NDERSTANDING - HOW GOOD DO THEY KNOW THEIR PARTNER? ARE THEY EMPATHETIC?

He knows you better than anyone. He is so easy to open up to and such a good listener that you trust him so so much. He cares for you and will let you take your time with things. He is super empathetic, so know that he will forever be behind you with a smile helping you out best he can :)

V ALUE - HOW IMPORTANT IS THE RELATIONSHIP TO THEM? WHAT IS IT’S WORTH IN COMPARISON TO OTHER THINGS IN THEIR LIFE?

You mean the world to him, so without you, he would feel a little empty. Sure, he has great family and amazing friends, but you were his last missing piece and you filled it! If you were gone, that would eat him up a bit. You're equal to friends and family though, just because he loves them all so so much, but since that is so important to him, that's everything <3

W ILD CARD - A RANDOM FLUFF HEADCANON.

He sleeps on his tummy and when you wake him up with kisses, he is so warm and always has the cutest smile on his face when you wake him up <3

X OXO - ARE THEY VERY AFFECTIONATE? DO THEY LOVE TO KISS AND CUDDLE?

YESSSSS!! He loves cuddles and kisses! It makes him feel like a lil baby and he can't help but giggle when you two have super fluff moments like that <3

Y EARNING - HOW WILL THEY COPE WHEN THEY’RE MISSING THEIR PARTNER?

He gets really pouty and again, feels like a piece is missing. He will call you every day if he is able to and just check in! But yeah, he gets really pouty and pissy lol

Z EAL - ARE THEY WILLING TO GO TO GREAT LENGHTS FOR THE RELATIONSHIP? IF SO, WHAT KIND OF?

If need be, yes. He will protect you in any way he can ESPECIALLY if it's related to a stand of sometime. He is willing to protect and be there for you at all costs, but won't if he doesn't need to. He would prefer to have a cute fluff relationship and doesn't want to press it if he doesn't have to.

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[vdazzle]

can you write uhh hurt/no comfort with wriothesley from genshin‼️‼️ we’re always above ground while he’s underground and never has time for us for example; he never takes us out to dates or does anything for us. also make reader gender neutral PH ANS ANS CAN I BE 😋anon :3

its out 1st anniversary and you sent a letter to him about hanging out and celebrating your 1st anniversary.

he’s so busy with the prisoners and papers underground so he doesn’t get the letter til night

you thought he was ignoring you and didn’t care about you anymore. you were so tired neglected you couldn’t take it anymore so you were gonna break up with him tomorrow.

of course! welcome, 😋 anon!! happy to have u :)

Summary: Wriothlesy has never really paid attention to you in your relationship. He’s always working underground, never taking you on dates or giving you any affection. Never again.

Notes: RAGHHH love writing hurt no comfort also possibly its ooc

• At first, Wriothelesy gave you all the attention you could ever ask for. You wanted a hug? He could give you a big bear hug for hours!

• but recently, he hasn’t been around. He hasn’t answered your calls, at first you just thought he had the ringer unplugged on his desk phone.

• After asking Neuvilette(?) if he had called your boyfriend recently, he said he had called him many times.

• …And he had answered without letting two rings go by.

• You were just done with his bullshit. You mattered just as much as his job, if not more!

• Being the amazing person you are, you decided to give him ONE last chance. Sending him a letter on your anniversary would prove his love for you.

• If he answered, or even called, you would stay a bit longer. God forbid he ignored you. If he did, you would leave him.

• Writing your letter, you wrote a few condescending words in. Things like;

• “Since its our anniversary, and you touch your computer much more than you’ve ever touched me, I thought we could go on a nice day out!”

• or something like that. Sending the letter, you hoped you would get a response back. Its not like you wanted to break up with him, its just you deserve someone who’s “i love you”s hold weight.

• you didn’t sign up to be ignored by your own partner!

• After waiting the entire day, and getting confirmation that your letter was received by him, you never got a response.

• Not a call. Not a letter. Not even a word through mouth message. Just nothing.

• After getting packed up, you left him one last letter on the counter neatly folded.

• Well, it wasn’t really a letter. It only had a few sentences in it.

• “Write this shit in your notebook, baby, since you never wrote love letters to me. Don't forget all the things I've taught you, you'll need it for someone who isn't me.”

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thank you for reading! i didn’t get this request exactly, but i think i did ok <3

[astroismypassion]

Composite chart real life experience part 3

Credit goes to my blog @astroismypassion

Mentions of s*x, mas*ur*a**on

🧡 Composite Cancer Mercury: aw very sweet. Though, we were much like emotional crybabies around each other. You know how teenagers are sensitive about everything? But veryyy comforting and reassuring of each other through words. We definitel had mum and daddy, sorry dad theme going on😂😅. Calling “golden boy” too came natural.

🧡 Composite Gemini Moon: people constantly said we look similar. Similar clothing, style, hairstyle, hair colour etc. We were constantly talking, but were often interrupted by other people. We only hang for short time periods at once. We would hang for 3 hours and then don’t see each other for a month and a half, only talking through instant messaging.

🧡 Composite Aquarius Sun: love from a distance at first. I was very scared to approach him (he seemed so in his own landed, unapproachable and detached/cold) and tried to be a flirty friend first. Lovely, but seriously calling him weirdo as a nickname from the start until end. Roles were pretty much reversed. I could’ve have crushed this softer, feminine side he had, but this was such pure, naive, quirky human being that was socially awkward that we rather became misfits together. Again, he was very in tune with his feminine side. I had to constantly be the initiator, the one that is straight-forward.

🧡 Composite Pisces Moon: it can get a bit dellusional at times. I was not a huge fan of this placement, because of projections of ideas, feelings and ideals. But I will also try to focus on the positive. You will read books, poems, interviews to each other. But you will also tell each other a lot of STORIES, even those from your own personal lives.

🧡 Composite Scorpio Rising: people you have Scorpio Rising with might move close to you at some point. They will literally be “in your face”. Like they could move to your neighbourhood, area.

🧡 Composite Aries Moon: so like you imagine this was reallyy NOT platonic. It was funny, because people usually perceived me with other romantic partners before as the more passive one. But NOT with this Composite Aries Moon. From the outside it seemed like I’m very much in charge of the relationship. Pretty much other women were very jealous of this connection with this guy too. However, from my personal point of view, it definitely felt like we are equals and both very own strong individuals (Aries Moon). Yet, those around us still saw ME as the one in charge and would often disregard him or his opinion. He was also more in touch with his feminine side than me, so I was kind of “the defender” in the relationship. It definitely felt like roles was a bit reversed at time, but he was a strong women supporter and I also bought HIM flowers and tried to fight for his “equality” in some situation. I was more playfully, childlike and childish than my usual self with him, because I was so comfortable emotionally. Though, this might be also because we was younger.

🧡 Composite Chiron in the 1st house: ehh yea, I’m still trying to gather more positives with this one. But this one can leave you drained. You will feel physical pain whenever you see them or run into them again and I think this is because it’s connected to its 1st house. You will struggle finding confidence to even continue talking to them. Sometimes they can seem so out of your league or just really different or in their own world.

🧡 Libra Venus: in wore A LOT of dresses and skirts in that relationship. It’s like I changed my wardrobe to only summer dressed and skirts. I can’t explain enough or even properly put it into words how WOMANLY this man made me feel like. I was ready to throw all feminism away😂. No, but really, I felt so feminine, accepted as a woman around him. I even became more soft-spoken. Also this Composite placement reminds me of Lana del Rey and her “You can be the boss” song.

🧡 Composite Capricorn Sun: I kinda really liked that! It was with a really good friend of mine and we met in school and have known each other for years. It was really more of a romantic, soft connection at times. HOWEVER, one thing that was really present and obvious was that he was a traditionalist. He believed that men shouldn’t be so preoccupied with their physical appearance and found being too good-looking as a man a bit ridiciolous. I definitely sensed some double standards too. He really had clear ideas as to what women should be doing. He was very thrifty and NOT a spender. He prefered piling up money or spend it on big investments, like cars (especially old cars). All in all, he was really mindful of the COMMUNITY and society as a whole and really cared about people. Lack of ego too. He tried to treat everyone as equally as possible. He saw his father as someone who is not good with words or doesn’t have anything interesting to add.

🧡 Composite Scorpio Moon: ahh yess, the sexual awakening✨ Or if you are not feeling it for the first time, at least you will be overflowing with totally new feelings of lust, strong sexual desire and deep emotions. You might mastrubate to this person’s image. Sometimes as simple as thinking of this person you will have strong urges of lust and longing. So obviously your desire to touch this person will be strong. Not always sexual though, I’m talking wanting to hold their hand, suck 🤭lol I meant caress their fingers, hug them from behind, hold them tight. Handshake was probably already transformative and electric when you first met them. You will often want to be in their physical proximity.

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[ssahotchnerr]

Ok idk if anyone else does this BUT I like to imagine an au where instead of Haley, Hotch is married to reader from the start and she’s Jack’s mother 🤭 cause its fun and I like imagining Hotch having a loving and supporting marriage throughout the entire time hes on the show (cause I mean its the least he deserves with all he’s been through 😭)

And in this au reader is like really close with the BAU team like she brings in baby Jack during paper work days, remembers the team members birthday’s and gets them small gifts, them going to her when they feel they need someone to talk to cause she’s like the mom/sister of the BAU 🥺. I like to make up so many scenarios with this AU in my head especially one where she and Jack go through the same thing with Foyet but reader survives 🫣

This isn’t a request or anything just like a idea or thought i’m throwing out there for you to enjoy or expand on in any way, shape, or form you’d prefer ❤️

PLEASE the way everything about this is perfect <3333 and honestly how the show should’ve gone from the start

having that contrast between aaron being all stoic and stern, BUT then he goes home, or reader visits with jack, and he turns into that complete softie we all know he has buried deep in him within seconds ☹️ or after a tough case, he always has a sense of stable comfort waiting for him 🥺 ughshsj i would’ve loved to see him switching between the two fronts more vividly- from hotch to aaron.

AND that with the foyet storyline?!?!?! pure genius. like obv we saw him under stress and pressure with haley, but just IMAGINE how it would be with a partner who he’s so so deeply in love with and can’t be apart from for more than a couple days at a time. like a part of him was truly missing and there's no telling when or if he would see the two of them again :( he would be distraught, so so much more tense, and just the whole process of getting foyet would’ve been more frantic, because he can't live without them and he needs his loves back or else he can't function :(

and their reunion afterwards 😣😣😣😣 the way he would just crumble and be so relieved the nightmare is finally over and refuse to let reader and jack out of his arms :(((((((( like just imagine once foyet said rip, he goes running to wherever reader and jack are and within seconds he's pulling the two into his embrace, just weeping softly and giving them both kisses and saying how he's sorry, how much he missed them, or a "it's okay, it's all over now" :( ugh what we should've received rather than him being all traumatized :(

also ALSO the ending of s4 with reader?!?!?! imagine they're in bed, they can hear aaron getting home and they're all smiley to finally see him after a few days (and aaron mentioned the pig farm disaster and how tough it was:(, so they're waiting to console him), and then a gunshot just rings through the air </3

and i love the idea of reader being close with the team :( <3333 haley wasn't at all to begin with -like the scene where she's at the bau with baby jack, she's not on a first name basis with any of them (while all other bau s/o's were referred to by their first name), it's kinda just awk completely, because they just know each other through a mutual being aaron. but reader being an outlet for them <3 like they're not in the bau, so whenever someone needs a break, reader is an easy person to turn to, for a sense of normalcy. or reader bringing them all dinner if they're working late, going out with the girls for girls nights and just being including in all family get togethers :( <3 they would just complete the bau fam overall :(

AND just reader having more babies with aaron <33333 that would've been the cutest thing ohmygodjdnd aaron wants a big family <3 it's canon in my book <3333

aaron just deserves a happy life 😣 that's all

[maarriiii]

Say You’ll Remember Me, Standing in A Nice Dress | Wilbur Soot

A/N: I had this idea immediately after I saw the announcement for 1989 TV. I haven’t had this surge of creativity in a hot minute yall. Hope you enjoy this 💙💙

Summary: Your daughter found an old picture of you with an unknown man.

Pairing(s): Past Musician!Wilbur Soot x gender neutral!reader (Note: I try to write this as gender neutral as I possibly can but the reader’s daughter called her mom and it’s mentioned that reader gave the daughter a dress. It’s you/yours pronouns though)

Warning(s): Death of a loved one, grief, angst. Mention of a bad breakup.

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It felt odd. A weird sense of deja vu seeing your house that you’ve lived in for so long looked so barren and empty, devoid of any furnitures, pictures, and books that you’ve collected with your family. It was a hard decision for you to make but living in that house everyday, seeing traces of your partner in every single corner of the room knowing that he’s no longer there with you was an insurmountable ache to your heart and soul, body and mind. All you did after his passing was cried in your bed that felt too large now, hugging the pillow he used to sleep with, savoring every little bit of him that you could find. You never left your bedroom, the pain and grief was too powerful to get you to move and when you did, it was only to grab one of the many clothes of your husband that was still hung beside your own in the closet. You hold it close to your chest, imagining that it was him in your arms instead of a remnant of him.

Your only saving grace, your guardian angel, was your daughter. The light of you and your husband’s life. It was because of her that you and your husband decided to buy a house. And it was because of her that you were finally brave enough to move on and leave the place you once called home. When she first suggested the idea to you, you thought she was crazy, a mad woman. You were appalled that she would suggest such a thing. You remembered being upset, angry, and disappointed. You remembered yelling at her to get out of the house, tears in your eyes. You remembered retreating back into the only comfort you know and cried your heart out. It was only after the tears were emptied out of you, the clock strikes almost 3 A.M, that you realized you were acting irrationally and lashed out on your daughter, the only person along with her own partner child, that was trying to help you through this grief. You realized you didn’t just lose your husband, but your daughter also lost her father. And on top of that, she had to care for her grieving mother as well.

The next morning, after a night filled with no sleep, you called her. The bright cheerful voice of your grandchild greeted you and your heart melt at the sound. It put you on ease before finally talking to your daughter. You thought she wouldn’t want to speak with you, hurt by the fact that you drove her away when all she did was helped you. Instead, she started apologizing, and it made you feel even more guilty than the previous night. You interrupted her in the middle of her speech, saying that she didn’t need to apologize and that you just weren’t ready to hear or even think about what she had suggested. You asked her to come for lunch at the house, accompanied by the offer of a homecooked meal—her favourite meal.

Later that day, she arrived with a bouquet of your favourite flowers in one hand—the same one your husband used to get you—and a brown paper bag with deserts on the other. It went smoothly as you hoped and finally, when you thought you were ready, you brought up the topic of last night. She immediately starts talking, saying we don’t have to talk about that if you want to. You have to call out her name twice before she finally stops rambling—a trait she earned from her late father.

“Sweetheart, I think you’re right. This house—it holds a lot of memories of your father. Everyday I cherish what I can of him but at same time, it serves as a painful reminder that he’s no longer with us, with me, and I don’t know if I can handle that.” You took a deep breath, wavering. “I’m not ready to leave this all behind yet but when I do, I promise I will give you a call.”

And she did, two weeks ago. And now here you were, standing in an empty hallway of a place you once called home.

“Hey, y/n, the stuff from the living room is all packed and ready to go. Is there anything else left?”

You turned around at the sight of your daughter’s partner in the doorway. “Oh Heather, dear, yes, there’s still a couple of boxes down in the basement. I missed them before since they were pretty hidden. Though, I’ve sent Thena down there and she haven’t come up yet.”

“You want me to come and get her?” Heather smiled.

You waved her off. “Oh, that’s alright. I’ll do it. You can go ahead and make sure everything’s all set up with the movers, dear. That’ll be great.”

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The basement was never really your favourite part of the house. It was dark, stuffy, and sometimes creepy when the light won’t turn on—and that always happens. So, it was always your late husband that goes down there to put stuff away that wasn’t being used anymore, retrieve his tools and whatnot. When she was little, Thena would sometimes hide there in a game of hide and seek. You would scold her, saying it was dangerous down there but her dad would pat her on the head and told her good job for hiding so great.

It might due to your age—over half a century old—or maybe it was the dusty old dark space that made it quite hard for you too see. You pat your body for your glasses, only to remember that they were upstairs by the living room windowsill. You decided to continue down the stairs anyway instead of retrieving them, walking down the steps gently and with your hand on the railing. With each step you take, the stairs creak and you hoped that the person who bought your house would replace the stair in the near future.

“Mom, is that you?” Thena called out.

She greeted you at the end of the stairs, offering her hand for you to hold as you take the last step.

“What are you doing here?”

“I could ask you the same thing, sweetheart. I sent you here about an hour ago. I was beginning to worry.” You frowned. “See, you’re sweating and your hands are all dirty.”

She smiled sheepishly, rubbing the back of her head. “Sorry, got a little bit distracted.”

You shook your head. “What on earth could possibly have you distracted in here?”

Thena’s eyes suddenly lights up and without a word, she guide you the boxes she was supposed to retrieve.

“I found all of your stuff from when you were on your twenties or something.”

It must be things from college, you thought.

“It’s mostly your old notes and a few trinkets, but I found pictures too, of you and your friends.”

There were two boxes in front of you, both opened and had been rummaged through by curious hands, your daughter curious hands. You peeked inside one of them, the one on the left, and it was true what she said, the content of that box was filled with books with your scribbling on it. You might’ve even glanced at your yearbook in there. You wondered when that went for so long.

“But, there’s something I wanted to ask you about.” Thena said, breaking your train of thought. “Hold out your hand.”

You looked at your daughter. “Honey-”

“Come on, please. For me?”

For an adult, she seemed to still know how to use that puppy dog eyes of her.

You sighed, but you did what she asked of you. Finally, she laid a single yellowed polaroid picture on the palm of your hand.

It was down facing so you couldn’t actually see what the picture was. Thena urged you to turn the picture around by raising her brows and nodding at the picture with her head. She looked so excited that you couldn’t even imagine what the picture might be. Finally, you turned the picture in your hand and for a second your heart skipped a beat.

“Oh, how nice.” Your voice wavered. “It’s that dress I gave you for your first date.”

Thena gave you a deadpanned look.

“Really, that’s your first thought?

“What? That’s the same dress, isn’t it?”

“Well, yeah, it is, but that’s not really what I meant, mom.”

In the picture, there was two people. Twenty-something you, in a white dress, grinning from ear to ear, in the arm of a man that could rival your own smile whilst he took the picture with his free hand. The two of you looked happy, in love even, and with the ocean and the sunset as the background, it looked like something out of a movie, Thena thought. What she knew about you and her dad was that the of you met awhile after college. So, this must be before the two of you met.

“Who’s that, mom?”

It felt like you were transported to that day. You could smell the salt air, the sound of waves crashing on the sand, the breeze in your hair, the warmth from the body next to you. It had been years since the thought of him entered your mind, but for some reason you could still remember him all too well. His curly hair that would cover his eyes if he let it grow out, his guitar string scarred hands that felt rough against your skin. His melodic voice that would sing you the words to his brand new song before he showed it anyone else. Everything about him was still fresh in your mind as if it was kept inside a box, waiting to be opened.

“Mom, are you okay?” She asked, after a moment of silence.

“I think I need to sit down, Athena.”

Thena followed closely behind you, worried you might collapse and silently panicking that she might’ve done something wrong again that might upset you. She gently sat you down at the bottom of the stairs and watched as you took a deep breath. It broke her heart when she saw a glimpse of tears trailing down your cheeks as you played with the photo of you and the unknown man. It felt like one of those many nights where she heard you crying outside your bedroom.

Thena sat down in front you, grasping your hand that wasn’t holding the picture.

“Mom, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you upset by showing you this.”

You shook your head, a curt laugh escaped your lips. It didn’t make Thena feel any better since there were still tears in your eyes.

“I’m not upset, sweetheart. I just—i just didn’t expect to see this after so many years. Honestly, i thought you were gonna show me a drunk picture of myself or something even more embarrasing.”

Both of you laughed.

“So, he was someone special, then?”

You nodded. “I’ve only ever loved two people in my life. Your dad and this person. His name is Wil. He was my first. I met him way before I met your dad.”

“What happened between you two?”

You sighed, leaning against the wall behind you. “We were young. We thought we were gonna do everything together after we graduated. He was in a band, you see. That was his thing and he loved it very much. But, he got carried away. Started spending less time with me and more with his band. He’s so focused on his dream that sometimes I feel like he forgets that I’m there. Well, things ended pretty bad between us and after that I decided to move.”

“Have your ever heard from him?”

“Last I heard the band really took off. He got what he wanted it looks like.”

Thena nodded. “Did dad know about him?”

“I told him a little. I didn’t think it was neccesary to tell him everything about my ex, you know. Didn’t want your dad to think I’m still hung up about the guy.”

Thena chuckled. “Yeah, that could end bad.”

“Yeah, it could.” You smiled.

The comfortable silence between you and your daughter was interrupted by a knock on the basement door. Both of you looked up to see Heather standing on top of the stairs, a worried look on her face.

“There you two are.”

“Shit.” Thena cursed. “Did we make the movers wait too long? I’m sorry. It was my fault. I got distracted and then mom went down and I wanted to show her something and we-”

“Thena,” You and Heather called.

You shook your head, while Heather muffled her laugh.

“We’ll be right up, Heather, dear.” You turned to your daughter. “I think it’s about time we’ve pack this up, don’t you think.”

Both of you walked back to the boxes, tidying everything up. You had half a thought to pocket the picture of you and Wil instead of returning it back to the box, but you thought against it and put it back where Thena had found it. Once you did, she secured the boxes with tape and wrote ‘mom’s college stuff’ on the front.

You let her go first, wanting to take a moment for yourself. She nodded understandingly, before carefully making her way up the stairs carrying two boxes with ease. As you looked around the now empty basement, you couldn’t help but think how many times you’ve done this before, all for different reason yet still so similar. Maybe that’s how it meant to be. Maybe that’s how you heal just like the first time.

With one final look, you made your upstairs, braving for the next chapter of your life.

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BAKUGOU PROPOSAL HEADCANONS

Genre: Headcanons, Fluff

Warnings: None

Gender: Gender nuetral; however, the part about rings assumes you would wear a traditionally female styled ring, sorry.

Note: currently stuck on headcanons for Saiki K x you and working another kageyama request too, please leave a note (<3) if you enjoyed. Feel free to send in requests :), love y'all

P.s: I just realised I didnt capitalize 'bakugou' in here a single time. Im not going back to fix it so. Grammer freaks.... read it and weep.

Like my other proposal headcanons with Steve (toh) Bakugou is 100% the one to propose, becausr you've got another thinf coming if you think you're beating this boy to the punch. As far as hes concerned he's never lost anything, he's not about to start lol.

That being said, I think the ring pro hero bakugou and the ring fresh out of UA bakugou would get you are very different.

Pro hero bakugou has more money to spend on his lovely s/o, i also stick by the idea that he would 100% show you off. "My s/o's better than yours sh¡tty nerd" <- actual thing he's said. Anyways, pro hero would buy you a flashier ring, defiently an eye catcher, whereas UA grad bakugou would buy you something more afforable, but still pretty.

For setting i feel like he swings either way. It can be big and grand and splendourious (yes i made up that word), or it can be small and personal, i think it really depends on the person he's proposing to. <3

Loving you

We can go ahead and establish that bakugou is a very caring + attentive partner. I get the distinct vibe of a "im mean to everyone BUT you" trope (for obvious reasons lol)

Potential pet names/nicknames: n/n (short version of your name), (whatever your parents call you when you're in trouble/were in trouble, simply to annoy you), dear, darling, sweetheart(on special occasions/comforting you), nerd, wench, (if youre a hero your hero name), depending on your heratige/culture he would learn a name like amor (love) or mi vida (my life) in your language to 'impress you'

I feel like bakugou is so soft for you playing with his hair. Like imagine...

Youre sitting on the couch in your shared apartment, waiting on Katsuki to hurry up with the ding darn snacks for movie night. This (fine) man suanters in (iykyk) with the snack bowl, and plops his butt on the ground infront of you, in between your legs >not like that you dingdongs< and baisically shoves his head into your (willing) hands. Grunting something about 'my dang head hurts', 'fix it wench' until you gently begin to card your fingers through his (soft) hair.

Regardless of gender of the gender of person he's taking as his own, i feel like this man would be secretly overjoyed to have little choas gremlins running around (if you wanted to deal with them AND your gremlin husband)

I mean, look at him

Note: Dont be shy, send me requests, keep me BusY i aint got nothing better to do, have a lovely day/night y'all <33

[stutee]

Thoughts while and after watching The Crown Season 6 part 1 -

1. As the crown was and is about the Queen(now Late Queen), this season made me dislike her character more. Claire Foy's character was, if not sympathetic, at least helped us in humanising her as a young woman who did not like the spotlight but had to become one of the important people in the world. With Olivia Coleman's queen, her coldness grew. And Imelda Staunton strengthened her position as the cold mechanical Queen. Still won't deny that she had some sort of charm that made people like her or at least be intrigued about her but other than that, there is nothing

2. Season 3's Charles deserved sympathy. He had so much potential to do something but was constantly shut down and beaten until he lost that battle and ended up being ruthless. But if at one side you wish to show the utter heartlessness with which he and others treated Diana, then how can you show Charles as someone who needs to be sympathised and felt sorry for. Sure as any other human he deserved happiness but on the cost of what? This whole thing with Diana was a huge chain of events that resulted in this. There are articles which wrote that in a better way on how if at one side the crown shows him as the selfish husband, on another side it shows his political/royal campaigns as an attempt to show that he is not entirely a bad person?

3. Which brings us to here, the Ghost of Diana. That was terrible. If that all, we were supposed to have Diana's spirit visiting someone it should be only and only her sons. Some article or someone here wrote how it would be better if Diana haunted the Queen and Charles provoking feelings of regret and guilt rather than a learning and a redemption arc. But out of all the people she went to comfort and impart wisdom to the two people who were the most responsible for her pain.

4. Showing Diana as reckless and seeking attention was a terrible move again. Okay maybe they showed how the royals perceived her but the writing was also aimed at showing how she was also not without her faults and even going to the extent of showing Charles as the bigger person.

5. What's interesting is seeing the growth of Prince Philip. From someone who valued his freedom and independent thinking to becoming one with the royals. Sure if we see from Season 1 and 2's perspective of the husband he was, this is better in how Elizabeth and Philip have now become partners. He advises her and supports her and even fights for her(season 5) but now he is just another royal. Telling her how she should not go to London to offer her regards to Diana's funeral. In real life he is known for weird racist remarks which obviously weren't shown here and yes he wasn't any better either way. But still, he eventually became the Prince of windsor from just Philip.

6. There is obviously a grey area where one finds themselves standing, when we see a personal tragedy depicted in a fictional series. Sure Diana was the people's princess and a public figure but somewhere it felt slightly strange witnessing the whole thing. I can't name or describe the strangeness but well it was there.

7. Last and not the least, there is this one thing that I conclude every season i complete, that is, the royals are utterly useless. Now I get that you are all from a large history and it is nice to keep your traditions and cultures alive but not growing or staying stuck to it even after the world outside was changing rapidly? Saying the same old scripted speeches when the common people were desperate for food and better living conditions is terrible. I am not saying to abolish the monarchy, I mean yeah that would be great but sure if you wish to keep that culture but why the pomp and show and treating them as invincible and even funding them. Why can't they have normal jobs? Sure some royals lead pretty normal lives, so why can't they just be normal? Why on earth do they still feel so superior and God like even in the 21st century? The recent events of King Charles lll speaking of poor living conditions sitting on a throne of jewels. That's such a poor taste and being so ignorant of basic things.

I have always loved the cinematography and acting of this series. No wonder it won awards. And while some of it remains in the final seasons, it lacks the same charm of the initial seasons.

Waiting for part 2 to see how this series concludes.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Gummy Worm Anon back at it again requesting teenage Slender with his ghost s/o

May I have a scenario where he invites ghost s/o over for dinner with the family? I think it'd be really funny

Be sure to drink that water and take those naps!

Just a small reminder at the start of the ask about the fact that I've given the Slender brothers names, and also I hope you enjoy <3

The tension in the room is incredibly palpable, so thick you could probably cut it with a knife. Slender, beside you, is firm, sitting up completely straight, his head staring straight down at his lap as his hands clench onto his nice pants. He's nervous, incredibly so, contributing to most of the tension in the room, if only for the fact that he seems to be the only person in the entirety of the room that's tense and nervous. 

His siblings, one to the right of him and two to the left of you, seem to be holding in laughter at their brother's current state of being. His father, stuck at work and unable to attend (which Slender was thankful for) is missing from the dining table, and his mother is sitting across from you, chin resting on her hands as she looks at you with a warm smile from across the table. Really, it's a wonder to you why Slender is so nervous when his family seems to be so warm and welcoming, and so you find yourself in a relaxed state of ease. Once the food is getting passed around, you find it hard to remember why you could have been nervous in the first place.

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"I find it interesting that someone that spends so much time with his head shoved into books was even able to get a partner." A young Offender speaks up from beside you, causing the young Splendor sitting next to him to giggle into his hand. Before you can speak up to say anything, it's Trender that speaks up next.

"I mean really, we were beginning to wonder if you were even able to speak to people other than us. We were genuinely concerned for you, but that's why we're all so happy you've found someone!" Trender comes off as more insulting than he means to be, you can tell from his tone, but that doesn't stop Slender from scrunching even further into himself.

"Now now, children, settle down. We wouldn't want to ruin this lovely little ghost's first dinner with us by getting Adrien too riled up now, would we?" You're taken aback by the usage of his name, but Slender places his hand on your thigh to soothe you.

It's well known, amongst Eldritch beings, that they hide their names from each other. Knowing the name of an Eldritch being gives you a level of power over them, and it means an incredibly high amount of trust has been placed in you by Slender's mother. She's still smiling at you from across the table, although she looks happier than before, as though she's truly passed judgment on you.

"I- uh... Thank you, ma'am. It means a lot to be able to be here with you all tonight." You thank her with a small bow of your head, your tone sincere if not a little nervous, and Offender pats you on your back from beside you for added comfort. 

"Oh, it's no trouble at all dear, we're happy to have you. Oh, and please dear," She reaches across the table to grasp your hand in hers, soothingly rubbing her fingers over your hand as another genuine smile blooms on her face, "Call me Lucinda."

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Eddie's awesome and super effective step-by-step plan on how to seduce local pretty boy Steve Harrington:

1. Make a good impression on his kids

That was almost too easy. DnD always gets them all.

2. Mentally prepare yourself to become a parental figure to a fuck-ton of kids

After much contemplation and many basketball games between Sinclair and Steve where the latter sweats and takes off his shirt and pours water over his head, I have decided that I am ready for this huge step. I will be the best stepfather those kids have ever had. Besides Steve, of course

3. Ask him out on a date

Should probably figure out step 4 before I do this one. No, this is NOT STALLING OKAY !!!!!!

4. Take him out (ON A DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Possible date ideas:

Invite him to one of our shows

Go Are you stupid? Haven't you seen how many times that boy has been hit in the head? and you want to invite him to a place with LOUD MUSIC and FLASHING LIGHTS?!

...God?

No. This is your fbi agent.

Ohhhh. Am I a wanted man? 😏

You are a risk to the public safety after what happened this summer. And after watching you attempt and fail to lick your own elbow for over an hour to prove a point to a kid half your age, and also seeing you fail so miserably while trying to plan a date, I am convinced that that was the correct choice by the US Government.

First of all: I knew that you weren't God be

stop showing me your tongue. I can see you through the camera. Cause he would definitely be a huge Corroded Coffin fan. Second of all, don't fucking inter

You can't stop me, and you are clearly dependent on my help. Rupt me. Asshole. And third: leave my Docs alone?! a) I can think better with lists. b) This is also where I save

most of your music, I know. I fix some verses sometimes to give it a better flow

I KNEW THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG

You're welcome. I don't even ask that you credit me. Now please, calm down. You have time to throw your tantrum later. Right now we have a date to plan. In the time I have gotten to know you, I have become concerningly invested in your relationship with the Harrington boy. And my partner also agrees.

Hello. I am the FBI Agent assigned to our current target Steve Harrington.

Uhm, mister agent. You are aware that I meant take out in the DATING sense and not in the KILLING sense, right?! Wait, you know what, let me go clarify it real quick.

A clarification is not needed.

He's going to do it anyway. He never listens.

Sounds like someone I know. Back to our *romantic* target. I can tell you that Steve Harrington wishes nothing more than to live a domestic life in a comfortable home with the person he loves and a truly impressive amount of kids. And a dog.

HAVE YOU SEEN HOW I FUCKING LIVE?! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BUY HIM A WHOLE-ASS HOUSE?!?!OAJFJWJF

Although I am not technically assigned to you, you and my responsibility spend so much time together, that I have indeed had ample of time to thoroughly inspect your residence, yes.

In fact, me and my partner oftentimes take turns watching over the both of you at once

WHY ARE YOU TELLING HIM THIS. IF BOSS FINDS OUT WE WILL BOTH HAVE TO WORK FULLTIME AGAIN

Calm down, we are already breaking the rules by directly interacting with out target. So, whenever you and Steve watch a movie or cuddle or sleep in the same bed or go to the record shop together even though you both have completely opposite taste in music or s why are you looking like this Eddie.

FUCK WE REALLY DO ALL THAT, DON'T WE?!?!?!

Yes.

Yes.

BUT THESE......THESE ARE ALL.....THESE ARE ALL GREAT DATE ACTIVITIES AREN'T THEY?!?!

Yes, since both of you have a romantic interest in each other I would say that these activities could be considered a date.

Now you understand why we are so invested in your relationship? Aaaaaand he's run off.

But. But he has to delete this document. Nobody can never know of this severe breachment.

Wait true! Fuck! EDDIE MUNSON GET BACK HERE FOR A SECOND

EDDIE MUNSON!!

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