hear me out, loser! könig who's in love with his best friend and she drags him to go dress shopping and he has to consciously keep himself from drooling everytime she shows him a new dress. She's just so pretty, grabbable hips with the prettiest smile and she has that sparkle in her eyes and she's looking at *him.*
(18+) Dress Shopping with Loser!König
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“What do you think of this one?”
Loser!König has heard this question all day long, and if he answered honestly, you’d run for the hills.
Loser!König can’t believe you’re inviting him to ogle at you. His eyes devour the way each dress hugs your curves, your legs that curtsy and twirl as you show off, hips that beg for his strong hands. His favorite are the particularly low-cut dresses, shamelessly drooling over your plush, perfect cleavage. He imagines he’s slipping his hardened hands down your collar and into your bra, grabbing two handfuls of your soft breasts, massaging them against his palms.
Loser!König’s erection has turned painful long ago, forced to tuck his aching cock into the waistband of his pants in hopes you can’t tell that you’re torturing him. Torturing him with your perfect body, with that brilliant smile, with soft, sweet eyes looking up at him so innocently. It brings a heat to both his face and his cock, leaking and throbbing in his pants.
Loser!König who can’t stop thinking about how easy it would be to lift the hem of your dress and get a glimpse of your panties. He wants to sneak an upskirt photo, craves to know what color you’re wearing, what cut, if they’re lacy or not. The thought of a dainty bow on the top of your panties has a huffy groan threatening to leave his lips, a pretty little present for him to unwrap.
Loser!König can hardly resist the urge to drag you into the fitting room. Pin both of your wrists to the mirror with a brute hand, the other sneaking up your thighs and bunching up the dress. Grinding his aching cock against your front, nestling himself between your lips and rocking against your clit. Yanking your soaked panties to the side and bullying his thick cock into your dripping cunt while you claw at him, his name stuck in the back of your throat.
Loser!Konig who practically throws his wallet at the cashier when you go to pay. He would buy you a hundred dresses if it means he gets to look at you in them.
Loser!König pretends to use a fitting room to try on a shirt, but instead relieves his painful, throbbing erection, biting back his pathetic whines and grunts as he imagines he’s filling you up, hands dug into your hips in that pretty dress. Ravaging your tight, wet cunt until he paints the fitting room mirror with his finish, choking back a moan that threatens to twist into your name.
Loser!König is bright red and sweating when he leaves the fitting room, hoping you haven’t realized what a perverted creep he truly is.
“Äh, it didn’t fit.”
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Loser!König
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Happy late birthday, it was a wonderful post you made, I just gotta ask something outta the silly.
Do you think it's as cute as I do, the idea of moon having a second nightcap that's party hat coloured and he swaps that on for birthdays
@sea-menace Dream big, my friend! Why stop at 2 nightcaps...? >:}
We got some seasonal caps:
Modern day AU, where Fazbear Co. runs a content farm TikTok account; and Moon is horribly out of touch with gen alpha humour (because no one bought the animatronics internet plans 🥲) caps:
And @lavenoon's jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, amazing Accidentally Undercover fic caps! ✨
Pretend that Agent Dusk lost his original nightcap in a deadly shootout with a rival spy team and he needs to whip up a replacement PRONTO before he loses all street creds (He still won of course, but at what cost,,,,)
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✨Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel) x f!sinner reader Smut Masterlist✨
I thought it would be a good idea to put all of my short stories (and headcanons) for our favorite Short King in one post so they can be easily found! This will be updated if or when I write more! Thanks for all the love on these btw, I never expected this much engagement for a genre I’ve never written about, I appreciate all of you 😭💖
Headcanons
Lucifer Morningstar NSFW Headcanons
Lucifer Morningstar NSFW Alphabet
One Shots
His Queen
Opening Up
Sensitivity
Desperation
Feathers
Pretty Boy
Lucifer in Lingerie artwork by the lovely @yuckypuppie
Dress Up, Part 1: The Proposal
The Engagement Ring artwork by the lovely @myhornybrainonlyknowsthis
Teasing Lucifer artwork by the lovely @bat-boness
Dress Up, Part 2: The Ceremony
Lucifer and OC Cuddling Scene artwork by the lovely @sora-712
Lucifer and Husk at the bar artwork by the lovely @luci-lover-forever
Lucifer and OC Wedding Attire artwork by the lovely @sora-712
Kiss the Bride artwork by the lovely @yourlocalcryptidbee
Lucifer Wedding Attire artwork by the lovely @bat-boness
Dress Up, Part 3: The Honeymoon
Double Trouble artwork by the lovely @sora-712
Triple Trouble artwork by the lovely @sora-712
Dress Up, Part 4: The Anniversary
Meeting with Asmodeus artwork by the lovely @luci-lover-forever
Bucking Bronco based on this Cowboy Lucifer art by the lovely @bat-boness
Behind (Not So) Closed Doors
Lead Us Into Temptation
Snake Tongue artwork by the lovely @sora-712
Falling For You (Again) - Lucifer x f!fallen angel reader
His Forbidden Fruit - Angel!Lucifer x f!Huamn Reader
Angel Lucifer artwork by the lovely @the-other-soup
These one shots are all on my AO3 account too!
My Ko-Fi
Asks/Drabbles
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy (short dialogue segments) - NSFW
Cowgirl Imp OC artwork by the lovely @fluffypinkpillows
Lucifer w/ reader who's never received oral before - NSFW
Full Body Length Mirror - NSFW
Lucifer w/ an ace/sex repulsed reader - NSFW
Lucifer w/ a virgin reader - NSFW
Foreplay w/ Lucifer - NSFW
Reader catching Lucifer touching himself to them - See "Behind (Not So) Closed Doors" for a full short story - NSFW
Lucifer w/ a devout reader (corruption kink) - See "Lead Us Into Temptation" for a full short story - NSFW
Lucifer loves reader's laugh - SFW
Lucifer w/ a shy s/o who has a hard time taking compliments - SFW
Lucifer w/ a bigger s/o - NSFW
Lucifer w/ reader who isn't as ready as previously thought - NSFW
Lucifer and the love languages- SFW
Lucifer w/ an s/o with scars - SFW
Lucifer doesn’t know he’s on a date - SFW
Lucifer in a rut - NSFW
Lucifer loses his s/o in an accident- Angst
Lucifer x reader in heat - NFSW
Lucifer x reader in his penthouse - NSFW
Lucifer tries to hide his demonic traits -Hurt/Comfort (slightly spicy)
Lucifer x reader dry humping/thigh rubbing - NSFW
Lucifer turns cockwarming against you - NSFW
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