#the bat and the cat

[acecroft]

Batman Returns (1992) dir. Tim Burton

[willwriteforhugs]

if they do end up adding robin to pattinson's batman universe (and they fucking better) the one thing i absolutely NEED to happen is for bruce to refer to dick as "chum" and i want it to be in a completely genuine manner. not only because it's iconic but because it's hilariously outdated, which makes the implications of its creation so much funnier- i can only imagine that bruce is just so goddamn awkward that the only term of endearment he can manage to come up with is something as odd and specific as "chum". like c'mon

dick grayson, 10 years old and in a very bouncy mood: hey bruce

bruce wayne, who already regrets responding: what

dick: i think i need a nickname.

bruce: ...isn't 'dick' technically a nickname?

dick: no. >:( i mean like a NICKNAME nickname. like a term that only refers to me when you say it

*45 seconds pass in complete silence as bruce stares blankly at dick*

dick: are you alright?

bruce, whose brain is actively short-circuiting: chum?

dick: what

bruce: that's good. let's go, chum

dick: WHAT

[shihoerusu]

[ashleydrawscats]

“It’s just, when I fall he catches me.”

BatCat wedding since I’m still in a wedding mood 🥰

[reconcavo]

The Bat & The Cat 🖤

[nat111love]

 ''Come on vengeance, let's get into some trouble''

[vehicularmotorcycle]

They're gay because they're both the same gender: Sadness Vengeance

[queerenteen]

what if when jason was stealing the tires off the batmobile, batman was chasing catwoman through the city so they're both there to witness this tiny kid trying to jack the tires off this behemoth tank of a car.

they're in the 'off again' phase of their relationship but they both just go 'tiny child, mine' so we have the comedy of errors of batman and catwoman just running off with jason in the middle of the night.

like bruce gets him first but then four days later selina breaks into the manor and whisks off jason to the luxurious penthouse that she is currently 'borrowing'.

batman picks up jason by the scruff of his hoodie less than a week later and herds him back to the manor.

so on and so forth.

jason, the kid with no parents to suddenly two parents (batman and catwoman nonetheless) who want to spend time with him to the degree that they steal him from each other. wild.

jason: so like, is bruce your ex husband or something? am i the kid in this divorce--

selina: shush, kitten. now let me explain how we're going to break into the museum and steal back this ancient south asian artifact that very much does not belong to them--

(selina found this kid trying to steal tires from the batmobile, do you really think she's not going to teach him all her cat-burglar ways?)

it's great for a while but jason's right on the cusp of teenage-hood angst and the fourty second time you're being shuffled between your weird vigilante parents in three months whose method of custody is breaking in through each other's windows, you get tired.

jason: *twelve, angry and sleep deprived because bruce broke into 'selina's' villa to pick him up at four am* that's it! Co-parenting is a thing for the love of god

bruce and selina: *immediately get the wrong idea* we should get married

jason: *backing away with dawning horror* wait no that's not what i meant!

selina: *petting one of her seven cats like she's a bond villain* excellent, this way dick grayson will also be one of mine. that kind of contortion was meant for thievery.

bruce: alfred will finally stop passive aggressively asking me when i'm getting married, thank god. jaylad, would you like to be the flower boy?

selina: darling this wedding better be extravagant

jason: *frantically waiting for the call to be picked up* dickhead, i don't know what i did but batman and catwoman are getting married and bruce wants me to wear a dress--

dick: *just back from a titan's mission in space* omg did B adopt another kid? and what the fuck do you mean by married--

alfred: *back in the manor* ah, it's time to dip into the heirlooms for a ring--

[emmjoanart]

Selina changed him…

Please do not repost my art Stickers and such here

[cecexoxo]

Catwoman #59

[acecroft]

Batman: The Long Halloween Part One (2021)

[kandayuu]

keeping in touch

commissions

kofi

[lunatiksart]

Batman Returns poster style art I did, wanted a haunting type vibe so i chose really dark blues. Stylistically, ive always liked the look of this movie and also Batman and catwoman's relationship in this movie.

[quiinncherie]

She’s sitting in his lap btw

[projectbatman193]

Just gonna leave this here.. 🦇🧩♾

[treeloverfan]

The Cat