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webtoonscreenshots · 13 days
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The Beloved Fake Saint, by financier, jn, and Junye
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lindoesntwin · 9 months
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THE BELOVED FAKE SAINT
A woman transmigrated into a fake saint where she has a ghastly death and in order to avoid that, she plans to save enough money to live a good life, however, her interesting life has attracted the attention of the Gods and the three male leads.
Other titles: I'm a fake saintess but the gods are obsessed
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hybridowllymain · 11 months
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Reading the Beloved Fake Saint on tapas, and it is so funny. The heroine is a smart person. She is clearly a smart person, with a scheme for every occasion. But still, she's like wow, it sure would be hard to pretend to be a real saintess without all these powers the gods gave me!
And I just. Lady. Lady please.
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20 Manhwa/Webtoon Harem Terbaik untuk Dibaca di Tahun 2023
Tren Terkini dalam Manhwa/Webtoon Harem Terbaik untuk dibaca Tahun 2023 Berita Hobi Jepang – Manhwa, atau komik web Korea, semakin populer di seluruh dunia berkat seni yang indah dan alur cerita yang menarik. Salah satu subgenre yang kerap muncul dalam manhwa adalah harem, yang memfokuskan pada protagonis pria dan hubungan cinta yang rumit dengan beberapa karakter wanita. Dalam daftar berikut,…
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peopleoftheinternet · 8 months
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georgecunt · 9 months
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fake saints and the mlm² sound so interesting... my campaigns usually have the same bartender old woman called rosie that allows the party to choose an adventure of their liking from the "roaster" and she has a magical bar underground and she's punk and awesome and a mother of two and I love her
awww she sounds cool i would fit her in all campaigns too fr, mlm² was a guest character for a friends campaign where i was basically an npc in his waterdeep noble arc
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lilisouless · 4 months
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Zoya: the theater group that was supposed to come for the anniversary of the end of the Ravka war cancelled, i promised a play!
Nikolai: don't worry, i got this
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Zoya: remind me never blindly trust an "i got this"
Nikolai: why? they are making a good job on the effects, and they will do anything for money
Alina: shhh! my big moment is comming!
Jesper with a long white wig: But my beloved Mole-
Wylan whispering: Mal-
Jesper: There has to be another way!
Wylan shirtless and with a six pack painted on his belly with a marker: There is no other way, Alina. Its your fate and dying for you its mine, as said by the cool and not at all awful tattoo of mine
Mal: I wasn't shirtless when i died
Alina: in my mind you were
Jesper: i can't do it!
Wylan: you must!
Jesper: okay! (fakes stabbing Wylan who fakes a collapse) oh Mal, Rakva will honor your braveness, and i will always remember how much i love your abs...and personality and all that shit
Alina snifs: its like they were just there
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Zoya: so..why did she choose that role?
Nikolai: she said it she wanted a loud range of emotions
Nina with a big fake black kefta: Join me, Alina Starkov! join me to the shadow side , HAHAHAHA!
Zoya: at least practicing her evil laugther actually paid up
Jesper: Never! you just will just steal my power!
Nina stomping her foot; but why won't you give it to me?! why-won't you give it to me!
Mal: and...now "the darkling" is crying like a baby...at least they got that right
Nina: You need me! you need the shadow!
Jesper: no...this is..BONE! (fakes stabs Nina)
Nina: noooo! i am dyiiing....nooo, why didn't i bring a blade proof kefta, nooo
Nina fake coughing: Alina...please...do something for me...
Jesper fake crying while an onion slips from his fake kefta: yes?
Nina: "cough" tell...Zoya...to give that little grisha, Nina Zenik (the cutest one) all the waffles she wants (fakes a collapse)
Jesper: now its my time to die too, Tamar. Tolya, bring me my boytoy
Mal: excuse me? "man toy" please
Kuwei enter the scenario while dragging Wylan around
Tolya: is he supposed to be me or you?
Tamar: he has an undercut, so probably me-
Kuwei: Sankta Alina, we can cure you! I can cure you with my axe!
Kuwei turning around,showing a sidetail on the other side of his face: this makes me want to do some poetry
Tamar: oh, he is both of us, like the detail that the arm playing me is more muscular
Tolya: its literally not-
Jesper: no...i´ll die, my job here is done
Kuwei as Tolya : but my saint! you can't leave us!
Kuwei turning around as Tamar: Ravka is still a mess
Jesper: And thats your problem now, so long suckers! (fakes to die over Wylan´s body as Kuwei cries)
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Inej with a fake blue kefta: i hope all of you know how lucky you are to be on my pressence
Zoya: this whole play is awful, all our portrayals are so one note and exagerated, we are not like that on real life. My eyes are too good for this sight
Inej : A triple funeral, a country with no money (flips her hair) my eyes are too good for this sight
Zoya: everyone shut up
Matthias with a cardboard crown: Oh yes, and i am the king now, i was hidden to treat my injuries completely unrelated to demonic possesion and (looks up at cue cards) improbable...i am a pearl...something , something...charming
Nikolai: who let him play me?
Kaz with a cheap red wig and a patch before the big curtain falls : and i...was ruination
Zoya: always the need to have the last word
Genya clapping: as "she" should
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sincerelyverena · 4 months
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⟡⁺ VAYA CON DIOS
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. . . OLIVER QUICK X GN!READER ‘in a world so fake, i say your name praying. you are my angel and my saint.’ @ajs-222 @michael-loves-chickens @surazim @soocore
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✦ ﹒oliver and you form an unlikely bond over his hatred for the cattons and your thirst for revenge. but when you dance with the devil, you're bound to fall. for satan himself or something far more sinister...
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✦ ﹒implied sex ﹐major character death ﹐strangling (non-sexual) (sorry yall) ﹐ drowning
inspired by the pure energy of hot, smothering justice and betrayal kali uchis vaya con dios radiates. enjoy, my lovelies! also felix is so babygirl, y'all just don't like him in this.. ;]
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Oliver Quick was your saving grace.
You were more willing to admit he was your soulmate. Oliver Quick. Meek, unsocial, glasses-wearing Oliver Quick. He took you by the hand — and the heart — guiding you into Oxford's inner circle. A place for you to unravel your sabotage and a root for Oliver to plant his destruction in. A place for your ascendancy to seep through the cracks and weave between the breaks.
More specifically, Felix Catton. The college's golden boy, the beloved playboy of Oxford, and why you were so dedicated to fitting in in the first place.
Felix Catton and the entire Catton name were the root of all your problems. They took every opportunity you could've been offered in their palms, tearing it to shreds, and pummelling it into dust. Without even realising it, they had sabotaged everything you could've known.
The limelight of one of the downtown bars you all had travelled to flickers upon Felix, the neon glow outlined every discreet detail he bore proudly on his face. The captured appeal in every crook and dent, to the extent that any flaw he may have possessed is gone and buried before anyone could've noticed.
Felix Catton had the school population wrapped around the slimness of his fingers. Hell, even the once hardened aquamarine of Oliver's eyes softened ever so slightly with every passing grin of Felix's mouth. Every clasp of his back. Every manipulative lie that he’d utter with a smirk pasted on his face. Every sickly-sweet word that sweetly left his lips.
But not you. Even after four rounds of whiskey martinis, you felt like the only sober person in the room. You knew Felix and his family for what he was. 
Selfish, all-wanting, all-ruining rascals.
Your own family once had close-knit ties with the Cattons. Years before your mother was even impregnated. Your grandmother had whispered tales of summers at Saltburn as if it was a fairytale. Endless courtyards, wide, luxurious estate grounds. Wild parties. Even wilder sex. At a young age, you had grown a thirst for experiencing anything that remotely came close to the experiences bored into you time and time again. You needed to quench your cravings, but nothing came near.
Things may have been different if the Cattons sunk your parent's business. For good.
Even the most naive garnered a sense and even an adoration for gossip and rumours as soon as they'd step onto Saltburn grounds, reputation was adorned upon a gold-plated pedestal. The root of striking words and poison-tainted oaths is Lady Elspeth. A wheat-blonde-haired bitch that brought your family so much misery.
A couple of words that escaped the snake's mouth destroyed generations of work. A whole family business deteriorated into the dust, and she didn’t even bat an eye.
This series of unfortunate events resulted in your mother passing you onto your grandparents, fabulously wealthy (but not as wealthy) and luxurious in their own right. 
They raised you under their family name. Esmeray.
This granted you easy access into the prestigious inner circles of Oxford, invited by Felix Catton himself. He had noticed you a few scarce times prior, typically on Oliver’s arm, Ollie, who took it upon himself to sneak you into various VIP parties for the cause. Any remotely attractive person is enough to catch Felix's eye, and lucky for you, you were drop-dead stunning.
That's why you weren't the least surprised when he extended an invitation to stay the summer at Saltburn. The next step is avenging the Marzena family name. For good this time.
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Saltburn couldn’t have ever compared to the fairytales whispered in your ear during your childhood days. Those tales did it no justice compared to how stunning and profound the estate truly is.
The molten sunlight disappeared beyond the horizon, and flecks of pure gold ascended throughout the gradually darkening sky. Pure summer drifted through the air, sending a warmth of contentment to settle in the pit of your belly. But your job here wasn't done. It was far from done.
The warmth in your belly reverberated through your shoulder as a firm hand clasped upon the brink of your silhouette.
"We're going to be late for dinner, sweetheart." Oliver's slow words reached your ears, his thumb gently tracing circles into the shining glimpse of skin that wasn't enwreathed by the inky, silk fabric you wore for the Catton’s strict dress codes.
Even though Oliver's hands were glacially cold — practically comparable to ice — the molten glow of his touch rolled throughout your frame pleasingly. This causes your lips to unfurl into a not-so-concealed smile. His words could engrave themselves into your mind, and he knew it as fact. "Come along now."
You tore your eyes away from the purely otherworldly scenery available at your will. In the minute or so that Oliver managed to garner from you, the radiant golden brinks of daytime were gradually drowned out by the raven shadows of nightfall.
"I think I’m in shock." The words escaped your lips with a half-suppressed laugh that reverberated lightly from your chest. Your mind raced to piece together the proper syllables necessary to describe the unfiltered beauty of Saltburn. “This is all so…”
"...unreal?"
Oliver finished your sentence for you in a matter of seconds, as if he plucked it out of your fluttered head. His hand shifted, arm rolled over the base of both of your bare, garmentless shoulders. Draped. Practically protectively he wordlessly guided you towards the door of your temporary suite. Temporary. For now, at least.
"Mmm… something like that." You quipped in turn, deciding with promptness to sink into the mere gentleness of his touch. The work of his hands alone arrowed straight to the pump of your heart and occasionally the heat of your core. These newly established sentiments that you’ve garnered for Oliver Quick had brought you a whirlwind of devotion to successfully come to fruition.
It wasn't an unacknowledged fact between the two of you that a spark had conquered itself, gradually. Every touch. Each glance. Every word that two of you had come to share. Oliver's intensity, his willingness to take you into his hands and never release you. And your revering homage, your tendency to treat him as if he were a god. 
The Catton's were the most oblivious. Oblivious to their guest’s steadily swelling obsession. For each other and the downfall of their own, the destruction that played as a constant in their heads.
In order to play the part, you and Oliver separated from each other in front of the rest of the household to confide in both your constant alliance and devotion. You found sociability and acceptance in Farleigh and Venetia. Stingy, ego-brimming relatives to the Catton name. Oliver confided in Felix and even Elspeth, that as much as you disliked that fact. Alas, you weren't a stranger to the occasional lingering glance. The crinkle of Oliver's midwinter blue eyes, the tug of his sensually plump lips into a gradual, subtle smirk that occupied a lump in your throat. You drove him crazy the same. Or so you thought.
In the quietest hours of Saltburn, you found yourself curled up against Oliver’s silhouette. His godly arms inched around the frame of your torso, pulling you towards his strapping — and occasionally bare — chest. You often found yourself with your head buried in the crook of his neck. Inhaling the fragrances of honeydew and tangerine, the scent that virtually dripped off of Oliver’s altar of a body. A newfound pinkness tainted your cheeks.
"We live in a cruel world, don't we, darling?" Oliver proceeded to fill the silence one sleepless night with his deliberate drawls. His wide palms combed through your scalp absentmindedly. You could feel his warm breaths misting your ear every other second.
"We're living proof of that, Oliver." You gently reminded him.
"They sit on their golden thrones," Oliver raved onwards, irritation hung on every word. You didn't have to advert your eyes upward to know that his chiselled jaw was clenched, the muscles in his neck flexed accordingly. "While I had to grow up with an ignorant weasel for a father and a pill-popper for a mother."
You propped yourself up on your elbow, the pillow under your head sunk under the weight as you essentially crawled towards him. Captured his lips with your own, the taste of spearmint toothpaste meddled within your tongue as he proceeded to tangle into you. The kiss alone was fiery, frantic as Oliver poured his past and present into the serene bubble the two of you had formed, together.
"That'll all be behind us soon." You reassured him with each brush of your lips.
"Very soon, my love. They'll be the ones on their knees begging for our mercy."
Those meaning-filled kisses transitioned shortly into something more, the noises of willing gasps and the frantic rustle of garments echoed throughout the suite. In the head-whirling cloudiness of lust, you weren’t to notice the boy who stands with his ear pressed against the other side of the door. Lips thinned. Eyebrows drawn together.
Felix had heard everything he needed to know.
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The racketing denouncing of the door caused your head to snap toward the cause. You’ve spent your morning in solitude, with a cup of steaming tea and a handful of your thoughts. Yet the peace you’ve marinated in over the past few hours dissipated as you witnessed Oliver stand there with promptness, hand still pressed deeply against the door handle. The silence drew throughout your suite, disturbed the slow, heavy grunts that reverberated from him.
Something was wrong,
Oliver sucked in a sharp breath.
"We're leaving after the house party tonight." He announced at last.
Your teacup almost slipped from your palms. Your breath quickened, fumbling to set the object aside before you made a start towards Oliver. And the man — who seemed more like a boy at the moment — inclined his toned arms around the sleight of your waist, clutching for dear life. He held you close. Chest to chest. Heart to heart. You felt each puff of breath escape and fill him, emptying him and deeming him whole. Your arms secured around his shoulders, triceps tucked behind his neck.
"24 hours is more than enough." You deemed.
"You think?"
"I believe."
As you spoke, you felt the muscles that once rippled rigidly against your hands loosen the slightest. Your digits traced absentminded patterns into the hem of his shirt.
“You’re tense.” You pointed out, falling back momentarily in the process. Your eyebrows drew together as you took in the strained look blatantly playing on his face. With the amount of stress filling his ocean-remanent eyes, he had looked to have aged a decade.
Oliver's hands braced towards your jaw, long digits framing your face as he leant in. He peppered a feather-weight kiss to the top of your head. You couldn't have missed his shaky inhales grazing the cuff of your ear as he inched forward.
“I have a plan.”
That's how you and Oliver found yourselves occupying the brink of your unmade bed, the cup of half-drunken tea still allocated in your hands and a look of fierce determination glowering in his unwavering gaze.
Wordlessly, Oliver lapsed a singular, broad hand in the vicinity of his dark dress pants, fingers gliding beneath the denim material. Your breath is lodged in the centre of your throat at the very sight. Your thoughts began to drift, internally perplexing if his grand plan was to fuck his griefs out on you. That was until he retrieved a ziplock bag from his briefs, cocaine weighing the plastic down.
"Oliver Quick. You are a fucking genius." You whistled at the glimpse of the thin, pale powder. Oliver's intentions were as clear as day and the motions for revenge were just as evident.
The pressure and strain that pulsated behind Oliver’s eyes softened with every syllable that escaped your lips. His gaze never left yours, deliciously prominent. A somewhat startled squeal echoed throughout the bedroom suite as Oliver hauled you up using the agency of your hips. Your legs sprawl on both flanks of his thighs as he reposed you across the sleight of his lap.
"C'mere 'n say it to my face then, princess."
The house party that arose thereafter that evening was open to all extravagant guests who were deemed worthy enough to be invited personally by the Cattons. You were bursting at the seams with scorching adrenaline at the thought of all of these unsuspecting capitalists, oblivious of what was about to transpire.
You and Oliver remained on contrasting sides of the estate, a fact that brought a sense of yearning. And you yearned for nothing more than to blow the night with the man you deemed to be your beloved. Alas, the two of you weren't established. And you both had a murder to fulfil.
One day.
"Shh..."
Oliver's voice was hushed, his whispers interlinked with a domineering raspiness as the two of you venture away from the club scene of heroin, alcohol and the prominent hue of arousal and cigarette smoke. You spied Felix, his celestial silhouette still visible from a fair distance away. He's accompanied by one of the well-heeled invitees, one of his idolizers who had spent the majority of the night garnering his undivided attention.
You crushed your drug stick underneath the heel of your footwear as you proceeded to wander behind the individuals ahead. They advanced towards the vast bridge that adorned one of the numerous rivers the estate occupied. Which acted as a hook-up spot for most, obvious by the number of condoms and cigarettes scattered upon the planks.
You gave a wordless prayer for the estate maids for their grounds inspection at dawn. But you knew God couldn't help neither you nor Oliver now for what you were about to accomplish.
It was childishly easy. Snag one of the champagne bottles from the downstairs kitchens and instil half of the ziplock bag's contents into the beige substance. Shook it until it was dissolved. Oliver seized it by his side.
By the time the couple approached the bridge, Felix already propped his midnight flings up on the fencing, palms grappling behind their thighs to keep them fixed in place. Their calves squeezed around the roundness of his hips, digits fumbled urgently to undo the leather clasps of his belt.
Within a minute or two, a strangled moan rang throughout the otherwise hushed air as Felix buried his head into the crook of their neck.
Anticipation pounded through you with each step you made. The heart of the Cattons. Soon to be executed under the guise of revenge. And what a bloody revenge it would be. Oliver's vacant hand intertwined with your own for a beat of a second, a rapid squeeze capable of sending any possible doubt into destruction. Replaced by a flutter of warmth that uncoiled in your chest.
Felix had taken notice of you both hastily, balls deep in his oblivious affair – who was spluttering and whimpering around his shoulder. The chorus of smacking flesh subsided, the strike of Felix’s hips diminishing as the man stared at his former friends with a bewildered expression.
"The hell are you doing here?" Felix demanded, grunting a half-hearted apology to his now flustered entanglement as his palms clung to their waist, pulling out with a fluent jerk of his hips. He was in every respect flaccid now, no doubt.
Oliver wasn’t phased in the slightest. "We need to talk, Felix."
“What the hell?”
The individual who once occupied the bridge had already recomposed themselves, looking daggers up at the colossal man that towered over them. Felix scarcely spared them a glance. They seethe at his lack of response, before steamrolling past you to rejoin the commotion back at the estate.
Rendering them alone.
"There's nothing to talk about," Felix contended. He broke his gaze as he heeled momentarily to adjust himself. Sloppily. There’s a shakiness in his hands.
In your eyes, he's the remnant of a fallen angel. Shadowed eyebags dominated the space beneath Felix’s whisky-glittering eyes, his wolfish-like face wiltering, hollow cheeks thinned out excessively to be presumed normal. You acknowledged it was a fact that everyone else's value of him wouldn't budge. Not even a dent. Not even in the grave.
Oliver thrust the sabotaged bottle against Felix's Herculean chest with a forceful arm, prompting him to grab hold. Your pulse rang in between your ears. You wished you could’ve engraved this moment in time into your mind.
"You're right." You reasoned. Your words seemed foreign to your ears as if it were someone else that was speaking. You could only pray that the ecstatic nervousness that jolted throughout you wasn't manifesting outwardly.
Oliver’s fingers laced within your own. The sweat that prickled along the curve of his palm signalled to you wordlessly that he was experiencing the same, intense elation that grappled at your abdomen and twisted. "We'll see you back at Oxford, yeah?"
Felix scrutinizes the somewhat empty champagne bottle in his palms (courtesy of you pouring it out an hour prior). His words falter and for a moment you begin to ponder if his perception of you two was corrupted for good. Nevertheless, Felix fixated immensely towards your linked hands.
"Yeah. I'll see you back at Oxford."
As you and Oliver diverged from Felix, you could hear the droughty gulps of the spiked substance. It was apparent to you that you'd never see Felix again after this moment. The reassurance of that fact, set in stone, brought about a flutter of relief to overtake the apprehension you once esteemed.
A slow, deliberate smile crept onto your lips.
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As predicted, the entire Catton household fell apart after Felix was found. He collapsed on the wooden tiling of the bridge, sprawled out with a mouthful of his puke pooled around his ever-paling silhouette.
It was obvious he suspected. He trusted them anyway and attempted to save himself in the process.
Even though you both were invited to the funeral a couple of days after the fact, the rock-tossing (an off-putting tradition in the Catton family) was regarded as family only.
You sat, only an hour later, bare feet dangling off of the edge of the bridge as Oliver attempted to retrieve each rock from the drafts of the flowing river current.
"Don't fall in and drown, Ollie!" You exclaimed, playfulness irking your tone as you grinned down at him. The sight of Oliver, ass-up, in an attempt to grasp the smooth, memorial rock was a sight to witness indeed.
Oliver turned his head and snapped out of his focused determination to flash you a similar smirk. "I'd have to be bound and gagged for that to happen, sweetheart."
His words caused a particular imagery to pollute your thoughts.
Alas, your plans towards the Catton family and their demise were practically writing themselves. Venetia was becoming heavily depressed by the absence of Felix and Farleigh (whom Oliver framed and resulted in him having to exit Saltburn for good).
With a few metal blades smuggled into a porcelain bath and a few encouraging words from Ollie, the woman was found bathing in her crimson remains. Funeral. Rock-tossing. Rock-retrieving.
"Be careful the rock doesn't weigh you down, Ollie!"
You continued to tease him as he soon approached you. Oliver's typically straight, combed-over locks of caramel were drenched. The waterdrops highlighted the olive of his skin, and you wished desperately to kiss all the droplets away.
Oliver took hold of your waist, pulling you in. A droplet of water splashed against the end of your nose, causing a stray laugh to rise out of you.
"If I'm goin' down, you're goin' down with me."
Oliver lowered his head, his water-dripping, plump lips placed a long kiss on the end of your nose. The sudden shake of his wet strands caused water to spray all across your face.
You groaned in protest. You kissed him back anyway.
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Laughing felt foreign to you. Especially when you were smuggling a dissolvable pill or two in the alcohol-infested substance of both Sir James and Lady Elspeth's glasses. It lies atop the tables decorating either side of the king-sized bed. They were preoccupied with the purposeful ruckus Oliver was causing downstairs and lurched up from their sleeping quarters to investigate.
Like all the victims before them, it was elementary. James and Elspeth evolved into a habit of indulging in a few (or five) drinks before bed. The tendency to stress drink evergrowing with the funerals and departures that lined up before them. Before their own.
Oliver slid the build of his toned arms around you, sensing his biceps straining straight into your waist. You watched as the drugged solution dissolved into nothingness while he watched you. A singular reached upwards towards your mouth which was pulled back into a grin. He bore a cool palm over your lips.
"If you keep laughin' like that, you're gonna give us away." His voice rumbled into the curve of your ear. The assertive husk of Oliver’s tone was enough to cause you to fall silent, only the ghost of a smile flickering upon your lips.
Elspeth dreaded the idea of the lovers ever considering their departure from Saltburn. James desired the absence even more. You both decided to make it easier for them.
A choked cry echoed out, barely five minutes later.
Oliver towered over the end of the bed. He never wanted it to transpire this way, but Elspeth refused to bloody die off. Your lover's fists decorated the weak column of her throat like a collar, harsh palms proceeding to crush down against skin and bone without a sleight of hesitance.
"Sweetheart, look away." He evoked.
You couldn't.
Elspeth gawked up at Oliver with wrinkled eyes. Once brimming with adoration. Now dull with despair, her calloused hands went as far as to claw against the relentlessness of his hands. Elspeth's air supply grows limited, a strangled outburst that escapes her at this realisation.
It didn't take long for her to stop fighting, and collapse against the paled corpse of her husband. You peppered lightweight kisses along the gaping nail marks dressing the skin atop Oliver’s hands. Oliver's blood was left smeared across the frame of your lips. Like he was your sacrifice. Like you were a god.
He looked at you like such.
Disposing of the bodies was even simpler. As you laboured to wipe the bedsheets clean of any possible evidence, Oliver tossed the carcasses into the wide, sprawling woods a mile or two away from the estate. The wild animals are bound to eat away at the rot infecting the pale, cold meat.
From scum, you came. Now scum you become.
The Catton Family Players music box is anchored to a table, presented in the middle of the foyer. Four smooth rocks perched on top. Even though there wasn't a funeral explicitly necessary in this case, it grew to be a game. You and Oliver took turns tossing the engraved rock into the rivers before plunging after them.
In no time at all, whatever garments you possessed were cast aside. You were shoulders-down submerged in the pummelling waters, each movement rippling the moana-blue waves.
Oliver bore his arms around you, encompassing your waist to keep you afloat so you would be able to soak in the scenery ahead of you. Submerged in the serenity of nature. With only the limelight of the sun sinking below the horizon to keep you two company.
You trusted him not to drop you. Of course, you trusted him.
Why wouldn't you trust him when he gave you everything you had ever wanted? His lips pressed warmly against the curve of your forehead. You were both skin to skin, but it didn't feel enough to you. He could’ve been inside you (in whatever way that struck the imagination). And it’d never be enough.
"What's happenin' in your pretty little mind, sugar?" Oliver hummed, his articulation was in the form of a mere whisper. Yet, the rumble of his words solicited you with so much warmth you had to take a second to respond.
"You." His eyebrows raised at the simplicity of your words. "How lucky we are."
The familiar warmth of that chuckle you love so much leaves his chest in a glowing reverberation. "We are a lucky pair, aren't we, darlin'?"
You would've never guessed for revenge and lust to be written on the same page. But through vengeance, and the motions of murder, you had gained your other half.
You had never felt happier. Never felt more whole.
And you loved him. You loved him so immensely. Nobody could have ever doubted that fact in the first place.
That's why you were the most bewildered when you stirred from rest, aroused into waking. You had foreseen residing in Oliver's arms, in the master suite the two of you now occupied. You were in Oliver's arms, yes. But not in the way you hoped for.
That's exactly how you got to this point in time.
You strain and challenge the thick ropes constricting the frame of your ankles and wrists, alerting Oliver to your consciousness. You incline your head over the brink of your bare shoulder, catching a glimpse of nothing but fields surrounding the two of you.
A river draws closer and closer in the distance.
You attempt to will yourself to speak, but your lips are harshly taped shut. Oliver doesn't need to receive your words of interrogation anyway, as he proceeds to speak.
"You were always a feisty one." He comments loosely, voice casual as if you weren't bound and gagged in between his defined biceps. His bare feet hit against the ground beneath him, muffled by the field's natural grass dressing,
"What a shame it had to be this way."
As the river grows nearer and nearer in your line of view, you spy something bland and metal perched on the rocks beside the streaming current. It's rougher today. A contrast in comparison to the passive waves you and Oliver bathed in the few days prior.
Your eyes rounden in realisation.
Fully aware of the restraints diminishing your speech, you attempt to grill the man above you on why the hell he possesses a weight. No properly audible sound manages to slip out.
A dry snigger escapes Oliver. "It would've been too obvious, my dear. I mean, we're the last ones standing." He falters in step, the waves of the river's current join the throbbing of your heart, roaring between your ears. Oliver inclines downwards, fingertips as gentle and purposeful as ever as they tease the edge of the tape. "What a tragedy it'd be for my lover to be taken away from me as well."
Tears prickle at the edge of your eyes.
The tape rips away from your lips, strangling a cry from deep within your throat at the throbbing pain that overbears you. Oliver tosses the tape aside without a second thought, the pad of his thumb rubbing easing circles into the somewhat swollen attributes of your mouth. "Shh..." 
"Oliver, this isn't fucking funny."
"I know it isn't, sweetheart."
The man you thought you loved lowers his head and meets a feathery kiss against your lips. Once. Twice. Thrice. He leans upwards, and an indescribable emotion flutters in the whirling aquamarine of his eyes. "But it has to be done."
Oliver's broadened palm takes hold of your mouth harshly, sinking his slender digits into the flush of your cheeks. A sharp distinction to the flutter of his lips seconds prior. You howl your protests into his fingers, writhing in his overpowering arms as he works to lock the weight onto the rope decorating your ankle. Your howls turn into sobs that wrack your chest with each breath, the colour promptly draining from your face. Oliver stands right at the edge of the rocks lining the river, decorating the roaring waters below.
Molten tears ride down your cheeks. Your voice rasps. "Ollie?"
"Yes, princess?" He still garners the ability to serenade you with the sweet tinges of his words, as if you weren't on the way to your inevitable death.
"Venetia was right about you. You're fucking sick in the head."
There isn’t a trace of aggravation that crosses Oliver’s face. His unruly eyebrows raise for a moment, overcome by amusement as he scrutinizes you darkly.
"Now, now. Let's not forget who was by my side the entire time."
He's right. You know he's right. You glare up at him with a twisted combination of loathing and horror at the enlightenment. You took down every one of the Cattons by his side. He took you under his wing and assisted you in getting your way against the people you've despised for the majority of your life. This was your way of repaying him.
"I'll see you in hell, bastard."
These are the very last words you manage to seethe before your bound silhouette is freed from Oliver's bone-chilling palms. Before your entire physique sinks into the freezing waters, swallowing your entire body whole as the weight anchoring your leg propels you further downwards.
Your last breaths escape you in a gust of bubbles, rising desperately to the top as you reach the bottom of the makeshift hell you were tossed into.
The last thing you see is a rock with your name on it.
—Pues mírame a los ojos, dime si ves el vacío que deja amor perdido— "LOOK ME IN THE EYES, TELL ME IF YOU SEE THE VOID THAT LOST LOVE LEFT BEHIND"
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Alright Saints, I had a thought. We all love and adore little psycho Evan who foams at the mouth at the thought of tearing into Barty’s skin and seeing how he ticks inside. We love dentist Evan who likes to pry his teeth and knock him out with laughing gas for experiments. I was thinking about earlier Evan, maybe in medical school but I think even before that, who sees someone one day with body modifications (like implants on their arm or tiny horns on their head) and he becomes obsessed with it. He wants to perform these little surgeries on Barty, dig into his skin and leave something behind. Change his appearance forever with bits of Evan under his skin. Changing him slowly on the outside to match the beloved monster on the inside. Anyways, just a random thought I had the other day that was 100% inspired by your Evan, I adore you Saints, I’d love to know your thoughts
asks like these make me feel like i’m sitting down across a coffee table and having a conference (in the best way). i love your energy!! let’s discuss…
i’ve reached a point where i don’t think evan would want to leave his mark on barty. i maintain that barty is the exception to evan’s rule of wanting to dissect & unspool everything he loves — evan only loves his Sister & his Lover. he loves his twin because she is the only thing he understands completely, and he loves his lover because he is the one thing he never will. <- in both these cases, evan doesn’t feel the need to take them apart. i think that’s as close as he gets to real love.
taking parts of barty for himself is different (keeping a tooth, some blood, a pinkie) but i don’t think he would want to tamper with the strange enigmatic Whole that barty is. even the way barty moves (hyperaware of himself, unsettlingly limber, fake-casual and frighteningly Intentional) is just fascinating for evan to watch. in my vision for them evan is covered head to toe in hickeys & bite marks & scratches and barty is just completely unblemished standing next to him like :-) 👍
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Written 2yrs ago and haven't reread it (just posting here) so may be more cringe than my current writing. Yes, I had the mangas in hand as I searched for dates and details. Ready 4 new black butler season: my offering
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Gregory Violet x Fem. Noble Reader
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The word "fag" will be mentioned in this story, but it only means someone who does a lot of things for a house's prefect.  Hope you enjoy.
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2 June 1889
Dear Diary,
It is finally the 2nd of June, just two days before Weston College's interhouse cricket tournament. That means tomorrow the tournament eve's festivities will be held and I can once again meet my beloved Gregory at his school.  I hate that his school prevents me from seeing him often, but he seems happy going there and he sends me many letters with some of his lovely drawings, many inspired by the people at his school, so I suppose it's not all bad.  His house may not win the tournament this year, but I know that at least his house's match will be entertaining, as it is every year.  I wonder if he'll be busy drawing instead of participating again this year?  Or if he'll dance with me after the tournament ceremony tomorrow.  I usually dance with his fag [a fag, in this, means someone who acts similar to a butler towards the house prefect], Cheslock, or Scarlet Fox's prefect, Edgar.  They're both wonderful, but I'd rather dance with Gregory, he is my betrothed after all.  If he declines tomorrow, then I'll just have to drag him onto the dance floor.  It's very unlady-like to do so, but I must dance with him at least once before we're married.  And besides, I've seen some girls oogling him during the festivities in previous years, and I'm not fond of it.  They are either too shy or scared to actually talk to him, but that doesn't mean the same can be said for this year.  I know his heart belongs to me, but I can't help but want to make that clear to those ladies by dancing with him.  Yes, I've decided, I will dance with Gregory tomorrow, no matter what I must say or do to make it happen.
-Y/N L/N
3 June 1889
Dear diary,
Today was absolutely wonderful!  After each house and their players entered the Grand Dining Hall and the P4 lit the Flame of Saint George, the festivities began.  Well, after the vice headmaster fell down the stairs.  It was startling, he had blood running down his brow, but he walked around just fine afterwards.  He's always been rather clumsy, but I think this is the first time he's ever got himself hurt that bad.  I hope he's truly okay.  But, anyhow, I finally got to dance with Gregory!  I can feel his hand on my waist and in mine as if he is still guiding me across the Grand Hall's floor.  My heart is still jumping with excitement.  He was wasn't too thrilled at first and protested profusely, but Edgar and Cheslock convinced him to dance with me.  He sighed and, reluctantly, led me in a dance with a pout on his face.  But his frown soon turned upside down as we talked throughout the dance.  I told him what's been happening with me and vice versa.  He has such a lovely smile, I wish he showed it more often.  I'll figure out every small thing that makes him smile soon, and do my best to keep him happy.  Oh, and before I forget, I met the new housemaster and student of Sapphire Owl House that Gregory mentioned in his letters.  The new housemaster's very tall and handsom (and appears to be much younger than the other housemasters), and says such flattering words.  But, I can tell that his smile's fake and his words insincere.  He was trying to leave the ceremony early but was prevented from doing so.  As for the new student, he's short and cute, in a younger brother sort of way.  His house's prefect, Lawrence, and his rather large family were surrounding him, as well as Green Lion's fag, Edward, and his family, for a majority of the night.  According to what Gregory's said, and from what I've seen, the two are very popular.  Gregory thinks there's something suspicious about the pair, though.  I hope it's nothing to be concerned about.  Anyways, tomorrow is the start of the cricket tournament.  I won't be able to be with Gregory the whole day since he'll have to be waiting with and for his house to play, but I'll be cheering him on wholeheartedly from the sidelines.
-Y/N L/N
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The Beloved Fake Saint, by financier, jn, and Junye
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Me: I read/watch Delicious in Dungeon for The Plot The Plot (spoilers for S01E16: Cleaners/Dried with Sweet Sake and the manga, Chapter 31: Sea Serpent, Part 1):
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Never escaping from the crotch indeed lakjdladj
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I also really love this fond look Marcille has for Laios and his excitement/him appreciating her genius/making use of the dungeon/whatever. It's really sweet. Chilchuck is tired and doesn't like being nearly drowned in a wall by a handsy elf.
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Laios is so adorable when he's happy like this. Poor Senshi lol
Finally we get the first true Labru episode, my beloved.
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Just shocked to see this mess of an adventurer. Kabru thoughts: Oh no he's hot. (yes I know he's not the one talking here, it just looks funny)
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Kabru is so good-looking this episode, I took so many screencaps of him. He just looks so amazing in the anime. I love it.
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Putting on smooth talker mode. Love him. Gotta flirt with the blonde tall-man for intel. I blame this whole arc for making me think Kabru is short; he's not short, Laios is just taller lol (Laios is 6'1"/185 cm tall, Kabru is 5'7"/170 cm tall). Or at least Kabru is still fitting the tall-man name and a lot taller than most other races, like the elves, just not as much as Laios is. (And for the curious: Toshiro is 5'11"/180 cm tall, so even he's shorter than Laios). I think between Toshiro, Laios, and Inutade (a 6'5"/195 cm ogre), I just had a weird impression of Kabru's height. (All heights from Delicious in Dungeon World Guide: The Adventurer's Bible)
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Kabru being dangerous and also cute still. I just... I have too many screencaps of him alkdjalj Beautiful man.
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Toshiro is a saint for tolerating this man. But they are cute together.
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Kabru and Laios kill me T-T I wanted to fic for them ever since Kabru first showed up in the manga cause he was really cute and I wanted more of him and he seemed fucky enough that he would be fun to fic for, especially with the sort of enemies to lovers vibes of his party chasing Laios' party for revenge.
And then there's this chapter cover lol (this is actually two episodes ago story-wise, but it feels more relevant here):
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And I was screaming in joy XD Particularly after we got to Kabru's obsession/curiosity about Laios in particular. I was putting off ficcing for them in case they actually met and yup, they did lol I still have a lot of ideas for fics for them. Maybe someday.
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This man is having the time of his life with this nonsense and I love it roflmao He was like "they're either evil masterminds or stupid" and it's kind of the latter and mostly just "they're weird and it's funny" lol
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I know he's faking so hard but it's still cute lol (Especially cause Laios offered to treat him to a meal, like hello, Labru date????) One thing I love about them as a pairing is their weirdness interacts in fun ways and it is hilarious.
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This man is here for this absolute train wreck and I could not be happier for him. And them. Look at that little blush. Bless him.
Truly a phenomenal episode. It's also interesting seeing how... disrespectful, shall we say, to be polite, just about every character is to each other. You've got Chilchuck insulting Marcille for getting incapacitated, Marcille shoving Chilchuck into a wall to nearly drown without explanation, Toshiro's retainers - particularly Maizuru - being patronizing to all the non-tall-men (and any outsiders, really, considering at least what Maizuru thinks of Falin), Laios being... disrespectful to Toshiro with his name, and Kabru lying his ass off to get the deets on what the heck is going on and essentially being the human embodiment of -grabs popcorn-. It's a lot of really interesting character, social, and political dynamics. Everyone's a mess and I love it. I'm late cause of various nonsense with me misreading something and thinking they skipped a week and being busy but ahhhh such delicious food to catch up on. So good.
Other delicious Plot:
The Plot in Episode 3
The Plot in Episode 7
The Plot in Episode 9
The Plot in Episode 11
The Plot in Episode 13
The Plot in Episode 14
The Plot in Episode 15
The Plot in Episode 16 (you are here)
The Plot in Episode 17
The Plot in Episode 18
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My reading list
✅ Not your typical reincarnation story
✅ My husband changes every night
✅ The tyrant wants to be good
✅ I'm the queen in this life
✅ The remarried empress
✅ From a knight to a lady
✅ Divorcing my tyrant husband
✅ Men of the harem
✅ I thought my time was up
✅ My in-laws are obsessed with me
✅ Philomel the fake
✅ The beloved fake saint
✅ Forget my husband, I'll go make money
✅ Post possession damage control
✅ I adopted a villainous dad
⬜ Mother's contract marriage
⬜ Solitary lady
✅ Secret lady
✅ Being raised by villains
✅ Kill the villainess
✅ I shall master this family
✅ The archduke's adopted saint
✅ Villains are destined to die
✅ Not-sew-wicked stepmom
✅ Catherine's key to a happy life
✅ How to win my husband over
⬜ Ennead
⬜ The golden forest
⬜ The fantasie of a step mother
⬜ My secretly hot husband
⬜ To be you, even just for a day
✅ Concubine walkthrough
⬜ Trash of the count's family
✅ The villainess reverses the hourglass
⬜ The reason Raeliana went to the duke's mansion
✅ Carrier Falcon Princess
✅ Who made me a princess
✅ Just the male lead's friend
✅ The villainess's stationary shop
✅ The villainess's blind date is too perfect
✅ Marriage of Convenience
✅ The villainess flips the script
✅ The perks of being a villainess
✅ I listened to my husband and brought in a lover
✅ I just want my happy ending
✅ I think I've been possessed somewhere
✅ How to hide the emperor's child
✅ I created a harem by accident
✅ The grand duke's fox princess
✅ I am the real one
✅ You are obsessing over the wrong person, lord of the tower
✅ An extra stole the male leads
✅ How to survive as a maid in a horror game
✅ The monster male lead living under my bed
✅ My villainous family won't let me be
✅ My three tyrant brothers
✅ Adopted by a murderous duke family
Stopped reading for now
🔳 Lady chef royale
🔳 The price of a broken engagement
🔳 The beloved fake saint
🔳 I don't need a proposal
🔳 Siella's revenge affair
🔳 Crowing a spoiled prince
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Manhwa's I have read this year
Pink means it's my favourite ones.
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The remarried empress
Men of harem
Lady and the beast.
Royal Shop of Young Lady.
Forget My Husband I'Il Go Make Money.
I Want To Become The Emperor, So I Need A Divorce.
I tamed my ex husband's madog.
The Villainess Debuts Gorgeously.
I Will Fall With The Emperor.
I Failed To Throw The Villain Away.
your regrets mean nothing to me.
Bastian.
my in-laws are obsessed with me.
A Divorce evil lady bakes cake.
The price of braking up.
The tree are living a married life.
Dangerous Fiancée.
My Husband is a antisocial count.
Baked by the barones.
Who kidnapped the empress.
the villainess tames the beast.
if you desire my despair.
the abandoned princess secret Bedroom.
The Mistress Runs away.
It's not your child.
The monstrous dukes adopted daughter.
The Saintes returns as a vilian.
Regina Rena.
You never meet a villainess like me.
Tru education.
As the Villainess I rejected these happy bad endings.
The archduke gorgeous wedding was a fraud.
I will take the dutchy from today.
Isn't being a wicked woman much better.
Flirting with the villain's dad.
Goddess emila wants to escape.
My goal is to achieve success on my own
I refuse to be executed a second time.
Romance is dead.
I'm devorsed but I'm a chaebol.
I'm in trouble because my husband is so cute.
I'm the queen in this life.
Go away romeo.
Janice.
If you want a fake sister.
I'm being raised by villain's.
I'm the fake saintess but the gods are obsessed with me.
The heat of the reincarnated villainess.
Attic princess.
The older sister of a maniac.
I thought it was a common Isekai story.
The abandoned bachelorette enjoys her simple life.
Love doesn't matter.
I've become the villainous emperor.
The way to protect the female leads older brother.
I have become the heroes rival.
Death is The only ending for the villainess.
Who made me a princess.
Marriage of Convenience:95
Royal marriage.
Aidin.
The Obsessive second male lead has gone wild.
I am the real one.
I don't love you anymore.
I'm ingaged to the Obsessive male lead.
Lies become you.
You go marry my husband.
How to get my husband on my side.
Empress simulation.
I'll be the matriarch in this life.
The dukes dark lady.
In to the light once again.
My body has been possessed by someone.
Depths of malice
Becoming the villain's family.
My destiny to be the hero's saviour.
The real daughter is back.
A noble pirate.
The world without my sister.
I'm devorseing my tyrant husband.
Even if I'm the villainess I'll become the heroine.
Beast's Flower.
Once Wicked always wicked.
Ashtarte.
Crownless queen.
I thought I didn't have long to live.
I tamed a Tyrant and Ran Away.
Beloved in-laws.
The villainess revenge.
Your Majesty please don't kill me again.
And Unseemly lady.
Baby tryant.
The tyrant wants to be good.
I will politely decline the male lead.
I'm the villainess but so famous.
Crazy princess renia.
The gangster baby of the dukes.
Surving as an illegitimate child.
It's useless to hang on.
Empress cesia wears shorts.
Of all things i became a crow.
No more turning a blind eye.
I became the Ugly lady.
A Stepmother's Marche.
While you are in love.
Devine inconvenience.
After I cured his insomnia, Tyrant became Obsessive.
Revenge is sweeter than honey.
My Unexpected Marriage.
From Duty to Devotion.
Hated It Even More.
I'm to lazy to be the villainess.
The tyrant princess wants to get married.
Stella the star princess.
Please support my revenge.
Reasons to Protect the Witch's son.
The Reason Why The Twin Lady Crossdresses.
Why Do You Love Me When Refuse Your Request.
Finding Camilla.
I Don't Want to Be Loved.
The Villainess has Fun.
Surviving as an Obsessed Servant.
A Saintess adopted by the grand Duke.
I Adopted a Villainous dad.
No Place for the Fake Princess.
Villainess need a Tyrant.
Tamed a blackened slave.
Princess hundreds ways of martyrdom.
A Perfect Ending of the Villain.
Beast within.
I will seduce the male lead for my older brother.
I've become the true villainess.
I became the obsessive villain's babysitter.
I'll change my fate to be executed.
The tyrants tranquillizer.
Crow dutchess.
The Male Leaď's Nephew Loves Me So Much.
Falling for a Dying Princess.
I Am the Villain.
Why Do You Love Me When Refuse Your Request.
The betrayed queen is devoted to by the beautiful baron.
Baby Pharmacist Princess.
The Runaway Lead Lives Next Door.
The villains life l'Il live it once.
La Dolce Vita de Adelaide.
Why Would a Villainess Have Virtue.
My Childhood Friend Became an Obsessive Husband.
10 ways to get rejected by the tyrant.
I Became the Villainess in an Anticlimactic Novel.
To Those Who Long for My Destruction.
Becoming the obsessive male lead's ex-wife.
How to survive as a maid in a horror game.
the fake saint waits to leave.
Obsidian Bride.
Rosalyn Vogart.
Let's take a bath Duke.
The Precious Girl Does Not Shed Tears.
Father i don't want to get married.
The Priest Dreaming of a Dragon.
She No Longer Wields Her Sword.
I am the Male Lead’s Ex-Girlfriend.
Red Laurel Flowers to My Emperor.
I Became The Male Lead’s Female Friend.
Please Don’t Come To The Villainess’ Stationery Store.
In This Life, I Will Raise You Well, Your Majesty.
Vengeance from a Saint Full of Wounds.
The Duke’s Daughter is Going on Strike.
The daughter of evil.
The Villainous grand Duke sister.
Beware the Villainess.
A wicked tale of Cinderella's step mom.
The devil raised a lady.
Reborn As a Character That Never Existed.
The Precious Sister of the Villainous Grand Duke.
I Didn't Save You To Get Proposed To.
I took away the tyrant's virginity.
The dutchess has a death wish.
Heaven official's blessing.
I'm being chased by my husband.
Why she lives as a villainess.
I'll just live on as a villainess.
I created a harm to avoid the male lead.
I became the sultans precious cat.
I'm a villain but I saved the female lead.
I will divorce the female leads brother.
Let's live together.
I became the greatest heiress of the empire.
I raised my younger sister beautyfully .
I Accidentally Saved the Male Lead’s Brother.
I Didn’t Mean to Seduce the Male Lead.
Here reigns the vengeful villainess.
I Am Selling the Main Character’s Shares.
The villainess reverse hourglass.
The price is your everything.
I became the mother of the bloody male lead.
I think it would be better for me to become king.
The Villainess is a Marionette.
As My Husband Said, I Brought in A Lover.
How a Villainess Survives as a Saint.
The Empress Wants To Avoid the Emperor.
The glamours life of the fake mistress.
The villainess reverse hourglass.
I Will Take Responsibility for the Welfare of the Male Lead.
Cinderella Wasn’t Me.
The Crown Prince’s Fiancée.
Not-Sew-Wicked Stepmom.
Marriage Alliance for Revenge.
To My Husband’s Mistress.
The reason why raeliana ended up in the Dukes mansion.
Ennead.
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Our Beloved
Bang Chan x Fem Reader x Minho
Requested!
note: my first skz request being a poly was not what i expected 😌but there's a first for everything. it's been a while since i last wrote anything so i'm a bit rusty. also, I tweaked a bit but hope you like how this turned out, anon. Enjoy the read!
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The only thing you anticipated everyday was to go home. It doesn’t matter if you were out for about fifteen minutes or even two hours, home is all you thought of all the time. Today was one of those days you wished you hadn’t gotten up from bed at all. You were extra miserable than any other day. You reminisce about what happened a couple of hours before as you dragged yourself back home. 
You watched from the cash register as the line in front of you decreased bit by bit. The couple was nearing the counter the same time your stomach involuntarily churned at the sight of them. Clenching your teeth one last time before flashing them a smile as they finally reached the counter. You waited for it. Nowhere near excited but you were ready to fake everything there and then. 
“Hey babe! I knew you were on shift today.” There it was. The smile you used to like annoyed the hell out of you now. You glanced at your ex best friend as she linked her arm with her boyfriend. Your face was still smiling but your eyes were rolling in your head for the tenth time that minute. You fake a chuckle before eyeing the ordering screen to avoid casual conversation with them, her especially. 
“What would you like to have?” You gave another smile, stomach twisting even worse then. You don’t exactly dislike the couple but there was something you don’t like about them. Or maybe it was her that you dislike. 
You know what she wanted to order but it was the boyfriend’s first time at the shop so he was taking his time browsing the menu and thankfully for them, no one was queuing up at the back. Unlucky for you, who had to deal with her insensitive questions. 
“Since it’s hard to meet you, I decided to come here and visit you at work.” Wow, what a saint. You only smiled back, not in the mood to entertain her at all. “So are you guys ready to order?” Another smile that never reached the eyes. You noticed that her expression changed momentarily but she too was trying to keep it together. 
She had a hint that you were not in the mood to be jolly with her like you always do. Like you used to before she got a lover. You had given too much of your attention to her before that she never tried to make the first move at all. It was tiring. So you decided to stray away from her. She noticed and still did nothing about it. 
“We’ll have two iced chocolates and a chocolate chip muffin.” You said nothing and tapped in her order all the while hearing the boyfriend mumbled that he would find them a seat. Passing her change back, you told her to wait until the bell rings. But she didn’t leave. Both of you were staring at each other, you had an unbothered face as you waited for her to do or say anything. And she did after a while.  
“I don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’ve changed and I feel like we’ve grown apart.” 
With that she left and you followed her figure with hot tears brimming in your eyes. Your body jolted when a hand suddenly rested on your shoulder. It was your co-worker, his eyes widened at the sight of tears trickling down your cheek. 
“I’m sorry. I’m fine…really” You wiped away the tears and fixed your composure but he tapped your shoulder again. “You can leave early today, I’ll take over. Also, I didn’t mean to hear your conversation. Sorry.” He gave you a concerned smile and made his way over to the register.
The tears were back and so were you. The door was right there but you couldn’t muster up the smile to see your loved ones. Of course you were happy to be back and see them but trying to smile was such a chore after what happened. By not smiling, you’d worry them. You groaned at the thought of them being overly worried and rested your forehead on the door.
“Screw it. Whatever happens, happens.”
Entering your shared unit, your ears picked up faint voices talking in a distance. They’re not in the living room, you thought as you padded further and found your bedroom door a jar. Slowly walking towards it, you heard familiar voices talking and laughing at a topic you couldn’t make up.
You stood right at the door frame and watched as your boyfriends talked animatedly on your bed. Minho was squishing one of your plushies and Chan kept laughing at whatever the other was explaining.
This was enough. You continued watching until they took notice of your figure and gasped out loud. Your lips curled upwards, unable to contain the warm feeling blooming inside at the beautiful sight in front of you. “Hey baby, why didn’t you say anything?” The older male walked over to you and let out another gasp as he held onto your shoulders. “Minho, get a towel. She’s drenched!”
“Why me, you’re closer to the bathroom.” 
Minho groaned but went to grab it anyway. You pouted when you saw him annoyed but Chan ushered you to the couch outside. “Don’t mind him, love. But why are you soaked, didn’t you bring an umbrella to work?” You shook and leaned back on the couch, pulling your legs to your chest and hugging them close. Minho came back, dropped the towel on your head and went away. 
Chan rolled his eyes and started drying your hair. You were exceptionally quiet and passive the whole time that he assumed something was wrong but said nothing. He doesn’t like to force things out of you and will wait until you are ready to say something yourself. But other times, he would be frank with things especially those that bothers you.
You rubbed your nose and eyes zoned to the patterns on the carpet as Chan continued to dry your hair. He told you to take off your jacket and put aside your backpack. He watched as you complied with his words quietly. Minho stepped over to both of you and heaved a sigh. 
“Take your clothes off or else you will get sick.” 
“Minho!” 
“We’ve seen everything. Now or I'll have to do it for you.” 
He demanded and at the same time held eye contact when you glared at him. Minho was also pretty observant. He knew something must have happened to you throughout the day. You grabbed the fresh clothes from him and took your time putting them on. A glass of water was in front of your face now which you hesitantly took from Minho.
Chan watched as you two interacted without exchanging words. He was amused but the glaring contest held him back from cracking a joke or trying to lighten the mood. Once you finished the whole glass, Chan took it and was about to say something when Minho beat him to it. 
“Who was it?” 
“No one, I’m just tired.” 
Pulling you into his chest, Chan patted your head lightly all the while looking at Minho, telling him to stop with his eyes. Minho obviously did not buy it. He sat on your other side and took in your features. “I just want to know. I don’t like seeing you like this.” His voice mellowed down. But you were reluctant to tell them. It was not a big issue even though it hurts like hell. 
They got alarmed when you suddenly sobbed and leaned towards Minho who was shocked at first but gathered you into his arms. Chan pursed his lips together as he frowned at Minho who smiled back in return. “It’s okay, just let it out.” Minho continued to rub your back lightly as you told them between hiccups and sniffles about your ex best friend and what she said to you before you had a meltdown. 
You felt how Minho stopped consoling you and how his body froze at certain parts of your story. Afraid that he would scold you for not standing up instead of keeping quiet, you hugged him tighter and pressed your face on his chest. “I’m not going to nag at you, if that’s what you’re thinking.” You loosened your hold on him and leaned back, carefully observing his expression. 
“And I’m glad she didn’t get physical. I don’t know what I would do if she did.” Not only you but Chan was equally surprised at how calm he was. Minho realised that his words sounded quite unlike him and got flustered. You felt much better and pulled Chan over for a group hug, planting a kiss on both of their cheeks right away.
“Thank you for always being there for me. I love you both so much!” 
“Of course, love. Now let’s get you to bed.”
After making sure that you were fast asleep, your two lovers step outside the bedroom to have a talk. You could tell there were numerous thoughts passing through their minds at that moment by how quiet it was. 
“She said that the girl has no idea she’s dating hence why our beloved angel is being treated as such. Should we just confront her and make it public?” Chan facepalmed at how eager Minho sounded. He wasn’t wrong but there was a reason why you didn’t tell anyone about your two boyfriends. 
“I don’t think she’d like that. Besides, you work at a hospital. What if word spreads around?” Minho rolled his eyes and leaned closer. “Or I can use my tools to make her disappear?” Chan stared at Minho unamused as the other had a devilish smirk on his face. “Then no one can hurt our baby anymore. Problem solved, everyone is happy, the end.”
“You forgot the boyfriend.”
“I can get rid of him too.” 
“You’re a doctor, Lee Minho.”
“But my angel comes first before anything. Come on Chan, you want to get rid of them too, don't you?” The younger one nudged him. “I don’t want to get rid of them but I do want her to be happy. She doesn’t deserve all of this.” He stated. Protecting you from harm was the first thing he promised in this relationship but it seemed he wasn’t able to fulfil it like he promised. 
“You guys…” They turned around at the sound of your voice and were taken aback that you were there by the door frame. Walking over, you held both their hands and sleepily smiled at them. “We can think of something together, come and sleep with me. It’s cold and the bed is too empty.” 
Without uttering another word, they followed you. Although it was one of the worst days you had, the amount of genuine smiles they managed to bring out from you was enough to make you content. It doesn’t matter if no one knows about your relationship, it’s them being with you was what matters most. 
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Positively bonkers for a spoiled brat, 20 something Bruce being booted to farmer Clark Kent to "make an honest boy" out of him
Luckily, Thomas' old college friend, John Kent, thinks his boy might help Brucie Wayne just fine. (He's totally not playing matchmaker, nossir
After those horrible rumours he spread about Local Saint (TM) and family friend Carmine Falcone, there was no way but down. " He's a crook, scheming, fake mobster trash and you KNOW that!"
" Bruce; It's one thing to be nasty. It's another to be nasty towards others." Thomas and Martha are at the end of their rope; Their baby is adorable, but they can't enable his behaviour more than they already have. " Now you're going to be nice and not DIFFICULT, so Alfred can stop chewing us out, okay?"
oh bruce is hot and fuming silently, but Thomas and Martha are long gone, their Corvette vanishing in Smallville's golden dust.
" Thanks for this." hissing like a disgruntled kitten, Bruce easily picks up his bags.
Clark hums, says he'll do good work around the stables with those arms after all, and Bruce raises an eyebrow. Snorts. " You're funny. It's good to know you're funny,"
and Clark IS smiling (and ofc the bastard has the prettiest most heart melting smile, too) but it inspires no humor.
"... You're serious."
" Like Mother's Day."
" Okay, this won't take long. So, how much? Papa didn't leave me enough, I only have like, a couple thousands on my card, but is that gonna buy your silence on me bailing out of here? I have a spa appointment in, -"
" I don't think the rats in the barn can do your nails, but we can try."
"...Rats?"
" You know, those things with long tails and big teeth?"
" Very funny," Bruce is DISTURBED. '' Well I can't go anywhere in half of what I brought. Shame."
Something about that glare tells him he should stop talking and Bruce isn't good at that, but he makes an effort.
He looks around; It's an adorable house really. Looks almost identical to one of those dollhouses he played with as a kid.
" Cute place. Really elegant for the budget. But where are you gonna stay?"
Clark is amused; Albeit a little, but amused none the less. " There's a nice shoe box around here. I'm sure I'll fit there if I'm stubborn enough."
" ... No way."
" Yes way."
" But - but, there's only ONE shower?! Only one bathroom? I can't live like this!"
Clark shrugs his ridiculously toned shoulders and points to the barn, " Your second option isn't looking too hot, darlin'. " Then leaves Bruce alone, a blushing mess of satin shirt and muddied shoes.
He screams, " I HATE YOU!" To the trail of tires that left him in that horrible place before driving off back to Gotham, to their sweet Rosé and designer clothes and his beloved Alfred. Only for a few minutes. " ... I didn't mean that!"
At least the ducklings are cute. He fails at most chores, but he plays with them and tries to sneak them into the house, " Because it IS cold for them, CLARK!"
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