#the loser speaks

[jj3628]

Art and AU and comic is all by @somerandomdudelmao (who is INCREDIBLE)

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Song is Agnes by Glass Animals

I've never edited a comic before so uh please cut me some slack💀

Normally I post these kinds of video edits on Tiktok but I know Cass is mainly on Tumblr so now it's here too! Anyway PLEASE go read Cass' apocalyptic series if you haven't!! It's so amazing and the latest update made me sit in the dark and stare at the ceiling in the best way possible and I just had to do something to express my love for the comic and my appreciation for all that Cass does!

[thievesandtraitors]

"Half asleep taking your time in the tangerine neon light this is luxury" aka waking up at sunrise half asleep and laying there with him in the morning light and quiet was paradise

[thebigpotatoqueen]

Good lord, I haven't logged into tumblr in MONTHS and everything has changed, it looks like Twitter, what the hell happened lmao

[konigsblog]

cw: dub-con 🔞

loser-könig who eats pussy for the first time, slobbering all over himself, and cumming all in his boxers before you're even nearing your first orgasm.

he'll get insecure and aggressive, huffing and puffing as he forces his cum-soaked boxers into your wet mouth, stuffing your little mouth to stifle your moans as he jerks off to the sight of your glistening pussy — no longer stimulating your sensitive clit through bitterness and embarrassment, instead getting off and forcing you to stare at his bulbous, glossy and leaking cock against your heat whilst he strokes himself gently.

loser-könig who will hump you 24/7, ‘til he's squirting hot strings of his milky release all over his boxers, covering himself, and your panties, in his white arousal. you're squirming against his firm grip as he buries his fingers deep inside your pretty pussy, swollen folds and your clit overstimulated, getting you off whilst drooling against your bare neck like a weirdo.

loser-könig who humps your pillow whilst flicking through porn magazines, rubbing his hung and throbbing dick against the soft sheets, his balls heavy and full with his white cum, spurted all over your pillow as he gets off to the pornography.

loser-könig who tries to get you to re-enact some pornos with him, but he'll end up forgetting what he's supposed to be doing, hammering into you brutally!

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

can’t believe that the FNAF movie single-handedly multiplied and reawakened the thirst and everyone’s crushes on josh hutcherson. bro played the part of a traumatized pathetic man so good that now we all collectively want him.

[plutoslvr]

10 year old tim drake leaving hate comments on every single robin jason post ever saying shit like "i hope this fucker kills himself so the first one comes back "

[beforeimdeceased]

giggly sex w/ellie

nsfw!

⋆⭒˚.⋆ 🔭🐇 that comfort you get when you’re with your person :( embarrassment is never present. that’s absolutely what it’s like with ellie.

i imagine her getting all giddy while kissing you and just repeating how beautiful she finds you. probably fumbling with your bra and huffing because she can’t get it off? then getting stuck in her own t shirt and bumping into everything, falling over her own feet and laughing at herself.

blushing at your moans and acting all shy when you tell her how good she’s making you feel. sweetly apologizing for all the hickies she’s left. (she’s so fucking proud of herself.) and she also loves making stupid goofy jokes after sex! “gg babe. i feel like i leveled up.”

[loser-jpg]

FUCK EVERYONE WHO SAID ANGEL WAS GONNA BE THE ONE TO DIE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT SILLY SPIDER BOYS GONNA LIVE FOREVER AND HES GONNA HAVE THE MOST SICKENINGLY SWEET SLOW BURN LOVE STORY WITH THAT STUPID GAMBLING CAT

[frogchiro]

frogggg!!! muah!

…just imagining sleazy neighbor! or butcher! ghost’s balls… balls in mouf… balls balls balllssss hehehehe

bet he’s super sensitive too. cums the second you wrap your mouth around them 🥺👉👈

Sleazy neighbour!Ghost would literally die and ascend if you ever wrapped your delicious little mouth around his fat, heavy, musky balls :((

He's much more sensitive than you'd have thought in general, but maybe it's just that he's touch starved for any sort of soft attention, especially from you </3 Simon can keep up the tough, sleazy appearance all he wants but truth is he's a desperate looser who drools over you and will fap until his cock aches if he ever 'accidentally' mixed your laundry up in the communal laundry room and just so happened to grab your pretty pastel pink frilly panties with a bow which he soils almost immediately with his nasty, thick seed :((

But if your relationship finally progresses enough that you shyly slide your mouth down his cock and to his balls where you oh so sweetly pay extra attention and suck on them? You are honestly a bit baffled at the sudden twitch of Si's hips and in his balls as he's suddenly cumming so hard he almost blacked out, his thick sperm shooting out as he keeps cumming, moaning way louder than you anticipated and urged you between moans to please continue sucking on his twitching balls, please allow him to feel this pleasure longer :((

[snipp-snapp-snute]

I feel UNWELL

[jj3628]

Art and comic are by the amazing and talented @somerandomdudelmao!

Song is Everything Stays by Olivia Olson

I had finished this yesterday before the latest Cass update and said "eh, I'll post it later since it's not like the next update will be sad or anything!" and then,,, the next update made me sad

Anyway, here's another Cass' apocalyptic series edit because the comic keeps killing me, and seeing Donnie and Casey Jr back together and everything being the same yet very much not the same has been beautiful. Thank you again to Cass for creating such an AMAZING series!

[thievesandtraitors]

Need that reputation vault track that ends the male species as it is and ruins careers featuring Halsey

[felis-rach]

I love u time god I love u so much.

[thebigpotatoqueen]

A new story! Currently have the first 3 chapters up. Decided that my next WattPad story was gonna be spicy this time~ Very excited to be writing something new after so long!

[konigsblog]

loser!könig with a mommy kink???!!! 👀

now... THIS should be canon. (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠) 🍼

tw: loser-könig, mommy kink, lactation, forced impregnation and breeding, slight dub-con, creepy-könig, pervy-könig. mdni 18+

dead dove: do not eat. 🔞

loser-könig isn't above forcefully impregnating you just to get what he wants.

he's so incredibly needy to see milk leaking from your perky, little nipples, to suck them ‘til they're swollen, or to be praised and told how good he is whilst he's being brutal, almost violent with you.

he's not gentle, nor tender whatsoever. if anything, he's aggressive and merciless as he fucks your drooling, tight hole, making sure you're squeaking like a mouse by the end of it. despite your pleas and desperate complaints, he will continue to refuse to wear a condom, or let you on any form of birth control. he'll tell you, that the side effects aren't worth it — and how do you expect him to enjoy himself when he's wearing protection?? don't you care about his pleasure, too??you should make it up to him by allowing him to fuck you raw...

he's not against using an excuse that he must be allergic to the latex, that he's unable to use it!! don't bother looking for any alternatives, könig has his mind set on his deepest fantasy that he constantly tries to persuade you with, that it will make him so fucking happy, little mouse. :(

loser-könig will breed you, so he's able to watch as you lactate milk. his search history is filled with pornography and videos of pregnancy, admitting that he wants to suck the milk from your nipples, bite them ‘til they're sore and aching whilst you whisper and mutter sweet words.

it wouldn't be surprising if he had mommy issues, that he didn't get a lot of attention as his mother worked long hours, having no time for her beloved son. instead, könig would beg you with tears in his eyes, his thrusts getting increasingly more painful and harsh, to praise him and tell him how perfect he is.

once you're finally swollen with his babies, he won't be able to keep his lips off of you, or his dick out of your holes... ;(

[hoptism]