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kanerallels · 5 months
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There's absolutely nothing worse than when I get a thousand words into a story and decide that I low key hate it
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its-arson-time · 5 months
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this post is meant for mobile users
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itsscaredycat · 24 days
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so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill
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modmad · 19 days
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hey! there's zero esims left for the connecting gaza campaign as of today. i remember you promoting them earlier. could you give them a much needed boost?
oh dang! unfamiliar with that particular campaign, as I always donate via crips for e-sims because it's super easy to do, but regardless let's go people!
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glitter-stained · 4 months
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Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.
Goon: Huh.
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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?
Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...
Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.
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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...
Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?
Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.
Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.
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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.
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starbuck · 10 months
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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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blorbopolis · 8 months
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im cooking
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wanologic · 2 months
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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool
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intercrusher · 12 days
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laura her dad and that bald guy
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jay-wasstuff · 24 days
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Bonus: the old man (+insp)
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gemwolfz · 1 year
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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"
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s0up1ta · 1 month
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"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"
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"... that's not important."
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ratsonfire · 4 months
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Someone’s about to get stabbed, idk who yet
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stil-lindigo · 10 months
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Naarm/Melbourne, Australia (19/11/2023)- the Starbucks and the McDonald’s on Swanston Street are both completely closed.
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shentheauthor · 5 months
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CHAOS?
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