#there are other reasons of couse

[rat-rosemary]

*cough* the reason so many people are very biased towards c!Tommy is because Tommy Innit is the only bitch in this entire smp who's streams have not become lost media *cough*

[burninblood]

SHOULD I BE WORRIED??? SHOULD I BE HAPPY??

JACKSON I DON'T TRUST YOU MY FRIEND, BUT THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE SO, BEHAVE.

[luna7822]

congradulations assholes

u all finally got that stupid ass victory that u ppl so lovingly beg for absolutely no reason other than just to find more petty excuses to boost ur ego and outright splat any other ppl from different teams on site as if any of u dont know how to play like fair for once in ur pathetic fucking life and admittingly i do feel bad for shiver too since she actually had smth that i could agree with for once (vanilla aside) and that u assholes pretty much decided to be absolute jerks throughout the whole damn thing all cuz im on her team as if splatfests and final/seasonalfests in general were never meant to be taken srsly in the first place and overall to any stupid ass stans/spawn campers out there i wish u all a very happy go fuck urself for basically never giving me a fair fucking chance for once whatsoever and for honestly being the worst fucking idol f**base to ever exist in general so yeah

[myunghology]

twisted wonderland 2nd years, except they're helplessly in love.

pairings ; riddle, ruggie, azul, jade, floyd, kalim, jamil, silver x gn! reader. (seperate).

tw ; none.. unless it's a bit too cheesy..?

a/n ; my first twst work.. im terrified!!

☆ — RiDDLE ROSEHEARTS

nope. will not allow it. he has his priority- which is his grades. he won't allow himself to be distracted by you. (more below the cut!)

but you are gorgeous tho, he'll admit that.

oh, would you look at that.. he's been distracted.

other students, even students outside heartslabyul are getting a bit weirded out, like what do you mean he's stopping in his tracks just to watch you pass by.

doesn't even notice it himself that he's staring at you. it's about time he notices that he'd stopped walking is when floyd smacked his head..

well, to be fair, he's noticed himself that he gets nervous whenever he invites you to unbirthday parties, he feels like everything has to be perfect.

—which is why some heartslabyul students are kinda annoyed when you come. only because they have to do so much with riddle pressuring them every 10 minutes. they like you generally though!

plus riddle seems more relaxed when you're around. that's just a bonus though! (is it really)

cater has multiple pictures of riddle just staring at you— his gaze softening whenever his eyes land on you instinctively.

he offers to hold open the door for you whenever you run into each other outside the classrooms, he offers to help you whenever you ever get injured playing some sport, and he even let's you borrow his notes if you were absent in class for a good reason.

sure, maybe he might be a bit arrogant, and a bit of a cry baby, and definitely strict— but he has respect for everyone. especially you.

riddle rosehearts is truly, a gentleman in a world full of boys.

☆ — RUGGiE BUCCHi

him? in love? absolutely.

if ruggie was in love, it'll probably be obvious. he tries to hide it though,, but it's clear he isn't good at that.

he's pretty chill around you though, nothing too awkward.

let me tell you this, whenever you ask him for a request, he'll want something back. no, he isn't gonna ask for a kiss or a date. stop imagining that.

he wants you to pay him back by a favor, so that he can pull the "you owe me a favor, since i did ___ for you." card.

okay maybe then he'll ask you on a date. or he'll ask you to steal something from a student.

what can i say.. it's 50/50.. slowly leaning onto the date idea though.

ruggie isn't oblivious, or stupid either. he knows when he's in love. he's just too afraid to admit it. sometimes leona makes fun of him for being a "wimp" and to just confess.

also stares at you, but in class this time. bro isn't listening at all actually because he's too busy looking at you.

maybe i will admit that ruggie is a little shit but he's actually a sweetheart when he wants to be. it's a win/win situation if you like annoying guys but has a soft spot for you.

spoiler: he eventually sucks it tf up and soon confesses.

☆ — AZUL ASHENGROTTO

azul may be a tad bit conscious about what you think about him. screw that- he's definitely conscious about what you think about him. from not only about what happened during his overblot and from his insecurities.

he knows you aren't that type of person, but he can't help it.

it makes him feel a million times better when you reassure him though. even if it's making him a bit delusional.. but then again you might be saying that just because you pity him.

"or maybe they're just nice and they actually care have you ever thought of that" - floyd

you go to monstro lounge about once a week, and for sure, azul has sent jade and floyd to take care of you well, since of couse, most of the time he's busy.

floyd almost exposed azul's crush on you once when you two were chatting, thankfully jade was there to cover his mouth before he continued speaking.

but when he is actually there face to face actually talking to you, he sounds smug but in reality, he's a nervous wreck in the inside. you obviously know that though.

wait till you tell him that you find him cute..

he explodes

no i'm joking, he's just blushing really hard. like.. too much. again- it's kinda obvious that he likes you whenever you compliment him.

☆ — JADE LEECH

so, so respectful when talking to you. still a bit teasing though. he offers to help you even if you're carrying just one thing.

always glad to see you when you're visiting monstro lounge, floyd loves you just as much, but in a platonic way! he isn't going to steal jades version of his 'shirmpy'.

tried to make a drink thats named by you, azul didn't allow it, unfortunately. (for him). i'd be embarrassed tbh.

in your opinion jade is a bit weird.. but he's still super nice to you, no matter how weird this guy seems. he would never do anything that would make you uncomfortable.

similar to riddle- he opens doors for you, sometimes offers to cook for you, and sometimes treats you whenever you're at montro lounge. only if azul allows it though, which is pretty rare. like jade wtf dym "its on the house" no it's not shut up.

you sometimes wonder if his mushrooms are safe to eat or not.

it's probably best not to ask him though.

he may or may have not tried breaking into your dorm room because you weren't attending class and you weren't responding to his messages asking where you were. it was all on concern tho don't worry i swe-

genuinely doesn't have a problem with confessing, but he only confesses until he's confident that you like him back.

trigger warning for floyd though since he's probably gonna pop out anytime soon during the confession..

☆ — FLOYD LEECH

my condolences if he ever likes you.

just kidding, it'd be pretty fun if floyd started to like you. only if you really like his bone crushing hugs.

doesn't hide his crush on you at all, you gotta be super oblivious if you don't notice it if he didn't even confess to you yet the moment he finds out that he likes you.

you're definitely scared shitless whenever you see him. when you try to run away he chases you around the halls and he's so damn fast, it's nearly impossible to escape him.

plus- his mood swings too? who knows if he'll get excited when you run away from him or if he's gonna get pissed off.. but mostly he gets excited though.

has kabedoned you one, too many times. mostly to fluster you, but also to get your attention.

easily gets jealous- especially when someone else hugs you for a long time. no one can hug his shrimpy except him! he isn't possessive, that's just how floyd is.

also stares at you in class- but throws paper airplanes at you, with the writings inside saying "HI".

ends up getting in trouble because either he got caught, or riddle snitched. most likely the second one tho.

drags you to monstro lounge to help him clean up his OWN messes, but he (might) have intentionally done this to spend time with you..

☆ — KALiM AL-ASiM

probably one of the best people ever to have a crush on you if that even makes sense..

spoils you rotten, even more than when he spoils his friends which is obviously already huge. wanna buy something online but can't? he's already asking for the link so he can buy it for you!

you obviously feel bad whenever he does this, so you try to remind him that he doesn't have to do all of this stuff for you.

not only with gifts, he spoils you rotten with affection too. you feel bad for jamil as well, he seems annoyed, but as long as kalim's happy.

very very respectful and nice to you, and will stop anything you don't want him to do anytime, he sometimes flirts with you unintentionally too..

hugs you literally at literally any chance he gets, he's also pretty clingy, if you haven't noticed that yet.

shows you off to other scarabia students, it's pretty obvious that he has a crush on you too.

bro's lovesick

gets so upset when something happens to you because of him, worries that people will try to do some crazy shit to you as well because you have a good connection with him..

introduces you to his family like you're his wife or something.. and then when you ask him what are you guys he'll go:

"are we not engaged" "NO??"

he was fully convinced that you guys were dating already

he's a little bit delusional but that's ok..

☆ — JAMiL ViPER

like riddle, jamil does not have the time to fall in love with someone since he's already busting his ass off taking care of kalim.. and with his academics too. plus the overblot situation but we don't talk about that.

maybe you are a little bit scared of him as well, but little do you know this guy will literally adjust for you anytime. it's really hard to see though when he does.

VERY hard to see that he has a crush on you though. you'd confess and he'd be like,

"i gave you so much signs what do you mean i might not like you back"

you were starstruck when you heard him say that. what does he mean signs. does he mean when he glared at you in class..? you thought you did something wrong for a second.

like floyd, kalim once almost exposed jamil for liking you accidentally.. don't get me wrong, jamil didn't tell kalim anything, he just found out himself.

jamil definitely likes you trying his culture's food, especially if he cooked it himself! it's not obvious, but he lets a small smile creep up onto his lips.

studies with you too if you're ever having a hard time. studying? nah, more like tutoring.. he's kinda harsh at first but then softens up a bit when he sees that you're really struggling.

☆ — SiLVER

im sure we all know silver is a generally pretty reserved person. and that doesn't change even when he's crushing on you.

but you do notice him stealing glances from time to time whenever you walk past him, lilia definitely asks him about that.

he may be a tad bit more open with you than others? but it's purely because he trusts you.

you sometimes tie his hair to the hairstyle called "apple hair" when he's sleeping and he doesn't notice even when he wakes up, he only notices after looking at a mirror..

genuinely doesn't mind though. lilia thinks it's adorable (he also thinks you guys are perfect for each other)

and that's why lilias opinions are always important..

generally, you guys usually talk through chat because you two don't really have the time to talk to each other physically.

but still, he still thinks you're beautiful. even if he can't see you all the time. this dynamic is kinda like a hallway crush typebeat..??

lilia is your number 1 fan alongside malleus!! sebek still has mixed feelings but he likes you generally! he just isn't sure if he likes you for silver.. or if he's not sure if he likes silver for you.. does that make sense?

after awhile he joins malleus and lilia.

©myunghology

[armedbirds]

WOW I can't wait to lie on the clean floor of my very own bedroom for the first time in my life

[neine]

References in 1670 (Updated)

General info

Names

Jan Paweł - is a reference to a pope, Jan Paweł II. He's considered "the greatest polish person", up to a comical point. So he turned into a meme.

Jakub - A reference to a saying "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you". In polish "Jak Kuba bogu tak bóg Kubie". Literally "As Kuba to god, god to Kuba".

Jędrula - A reference to a show about Foster family, to a character that liked to drink whiskey.

Andrzej - A stereotypical neighbour, where he has everything better than you.

Żmija - A reference to Ojciec Mateusz, a show about a priest solving crime, played by Artur Żmijewski (hence the name). Żmija is from Sandomierz, that's where Ojciec Mateusz was set. (From multiple people, @rabarbarzcukrem mainly.)

Historical background

Poland was going into a sort of a recession. It used to be one of the most powerful countries in Europe. As well as Lithuania, of course. Time of the Commonwealth. The plague didn't hit the Commonwealth as much because it wasn't densily populated. The biggest issue (one of many) were the tatars, who just kind of lived there. Usually were bribed into gaining some power in the country so they won't couse trouble. Lithuania was getting Polonised, but it wasn't going as good as you could imagine. It's the time after the swedish flood, where the whole country was basically looted. It was considered a very open country, many Jews lived here.

Liberum Veto - it's just that one person can say no and whatever they voted on, won't pass. Also huge reason why partations later happened.

Culture

Drowning of Marzanna is a ritual that happens every year, on the first day of spring, to say goodbye to winter. Marzanna is a slavic goddess associeted with death, winter and nature. Marzanna is sometimes set on fire and then thrown into a river. + Interesting tags from @ukulelegodparent (From multiple people)

Hunting by nobles was also kinda a cultural thing. It was often described in the books from that time.

References

"Ała kurwa rzeczywiście" - reference to this

"Quo Vadis" - meaning, "Where are you going?", is a reference to novel by Henry SIenkiewicz. More known overseas from a movie adaptation from 1951. (From multiple people)

"My wife, Zofia" is a reference to a movie "Miś". (From @gdzie-rosna-poziomki)

"Do dupy z takim spiskowcem. Mnie kury szczać prowadzić, a nie spiski" is a reference to Piłsudski's "Wam kury szczać prowadzić, a nie politykę robić. (From @gdzie-rosna-poziomki)

"Ta zniewaga... oczekuje, abym ją wymazał stosując przemoc." - "This insult... expects me to earase it with violance." Reference to "Zemsta", by Aleksander Fredro, "Ta zniewaga krwi wymaga." - "This insult requires blood spill". (From @rabarbarzcukrem)

Measuring tassels - likely a reference to "Pan Tadeusz". In modern speach, tassels means dicks. (Also from @rabarbarzcukrem)

Jan Paweł walking on Zofia and Rozalia in bed, the deer antlers look like they're growing from his head. It's a reference to a saying "przyprawić komuś rogi" (also in use in multiple other languages). Which means to cheat on someone. (Multiple people, mainly @rabarbarzcukrem)

Equality march - It's how Pride Prades are called in Poland. (From @rabarbarzcukrem)

Henry kicking a fern flower is a reference to Slavic mythology. It symbolizes ferility and love. (Also from @rabarbarzcukrem) @misticfog adds to it here. (And some other things)

Stasia the mouner saying "Wszystkie kary na mnie idą" ("All punishments come to me") is a reference to this: (from @00midnightrider00)

(Quote happens in 1:20)

Thank you for all the additions!

Lorem Ipsum - is a placeholder text often used in web page design.

"Koń jaki jest, każdy widzi" - What a horse is everyone sees, is a reference to the first polish dictionary.

[frozenmoonshine]

Hands Headcanon 👐

Just thinking about TR boys' hands (because I am unwell and terminally touch starved 😭). Anyway, in no particular order, here:

Disclaimer and TW: as always, this is written for humor alone. I don't think there's anything particularly triggering in there, but who am I to judge? So if anything in it offends you or triggers you for any reason, just skip, DNI, block, or whatever.

MIKEY - squishy, small, plump, childlike. Coarse skin. Usually greasy from some snack he was munching on until just a moment ago. Just looking at his hands you'd never, ever, guess what kind of violence he's capable of committing with those cute little fists!

CHIFUYU - average looking male hands, nothing that stands out too much, aside from the numerous cat scratches and bites. But then again, that's perfectly normal for an average cat owner, so yeah...

TAKEOMI - ohh, unfortunately, this bitch has sexy hands! Veiny, long and bony fingers, pronounced knuckles, and (somehow) a strong grip. However, the skin on his fingers is yellowed from excessive smoking, so they're not that perfect.

DRAKEN - big guy - big hands. Callused palms from working out and some scars here and there from fights and stuff. As an adult/in good timeline, there's sometimes some oil stains that can't be washed off easily. After all, he is a mechanic, and if you've ever seen their hands, you know what I mean. Also, he's one of those people whose hands are always warm.

KISAKI - sweaty palms; dead fish grip when shaking hands with someone.

KAZUTORA - dainty and thin, with long fingers. Judging from his hands alone, you'd almost think he's an upper class lady and/or a piano player. In final timeline, he's got callused fingertips on his left hand (because, well, playing guitar will that do that to you).

BAJI - rough and literally covered in small injuries! Scratches from feral cats and wild animals he tried to pet, cuts from god knows where, bruises from fights, mostly, burns (obvious reasons), calluses from bike riding and working out, broken cuticles, scarred knuckles... his hands basically look like a war zone! As an adult/in the final timeline, he's not quite that bad but still full of scars from his wild youth, and of couse, always scratched up by cats.

SMILEY & ANGRY - they're twins, so obviously their hands are almost identical in shape and size. They are that type that has the ring finger visibly longer than the index finger. But what didn't need to be identical, yet they both picked up the bad habit from each other - is bitten nails. As adults/restaurant owners, they are aware of the fact that they need to look presentable and clean when working with food and people, so they fix that.

SANZU - well, sexy hands run in the Akashi family. Wide bone structure, super pronounced joints and knuckles ('cause he's borderline anorexic), popping veins, even the smallest ones, and long fingers. However, his hands are always cold.

[dairy-farmer]

Horror game AU!

Tim is a normal civilian who likes playing horror games.

One day he is playing this super obscure game, Terrors in the Batfamily.

The main character is living next to this obviously hunted house, which is inhabited by an "ordinary", if not a bit weird, family.

One time, when the MC is staying up at night doing god-knows what he hears strange noises next door(Tim is pointing out that the distance between the 2 houses is large enough that no noise could possibly be heard).

As he is a horror game main chracter, he decides to check it out...by breaking into his neightboors house.

The gameplay is that in the first phase you need to sneak around the manor till you find the batcave where you see all the missing people dead and butchered.

This is the part where one of the monsters, a humanoid bat(as he is called by the MC, although Tim swears that monster only vaguely resambles a bat), finds you and you need to run.

In the 2nd phase you need to get out of the manor while being activly hunted by the monsters.

Tim finds that even thought the gameplay is a bit basic the monster desings geniuenly freak him out a bit, even if their behavior is easly predictable once you find a pattern.

The humanoid bat, the hardest monster to beat comparetivly, hangs around everywhere in the manor but tends to stick to the shadows. He only openly attacks you on his introduction scene and then observes you from the corners. Only attacking when you get too close to him, the Batcave, other monsters or to anything that could aid your escape.

What makes him the hardest to beat is that once he is aggrevated he is almost impossible to lose.

The only reason Tim didn't rage quit after being killed by the humanoid bat more times than he can count(It was 21 times) is because he was determined to finish this game.

He checked and the achivment you get after winning wasn't got by anyone ever and he wanted to be the first to get it.

Was it silly to get this worked up over some game? Yes. Will that mean that he will close it and go to sleep at a resonable hour? No.

The second monster you met is a humanoid robin(again, only vaguely). He jumpscares you when you escape from your first encounter with the Bat. Then he just plays with you. You need to make sure he is properly "entertained" otherwise he kills you.

The entertaiment being you make sure that you are a proper challenge, while also not being too much of a challenge otherwise the Bat gets involved.

The 3rd monster is another vague bat-like beast, this time smaller and more...feminine?

She kills you immidently upon encounter unless you give her something in exchange( a mechanic that nearly gave Tim an aneurysm before he figured it out).

Then she follows you along with The Bat, observing and killing if you do anything she doesn't like, like taking the key you need to unlock a door to get to the exit.

You need to give her a new gift every 1-2 times you did something to displease her but the game gives no indication on which action is a big no-no(Tim's strategy being that everytime he found something that he either thought or knew she might like, he just immidently gave it to her to miminize the chance of her lashing out(why did she accept items that were in her house as gifts? Ask the game developers)).

The 4th monster is a...greenish bat-human thing? Tim had no words to describe the abomination, really.

When you find it, it was an instant game over. No time for running away.

(Tim learnt not to look into any hiding places and instead just run away, this gives him a higher surivial chance)

When during his 51th playthrought he made it out of the manor Tim was feeling so happy he thought he could ascend(or the feeling could be coused by the fact that it was 2am and he still hadn't got a wink of sleep)

Then the bat-human hybrid jumped out of the window to attack him! He didn't think it could do that!

Of course, that spelt his failure and also his unredeemable hatred for the creature.

When after countless tries he finnaly outdid the hybrid and made it into the forest grounds that made up the backyard of the manor he almost didn't notice the 5th and final monster.

A werewolf or more like a poor imitation of one and also more scary.

It chased you throught the forest and killed you when you got caught as it was faster than yoh. The best strategy for it is making sure it never sees you, which is easier said than done as Tim can attest by the fact that it took him so long to do just that.

When you escaped the manor you got the ending and the achivment. The ending was shit, with the police being called by someone called Alfred Pennyworth reporting that the MC broke into the Wayne manor and you get arrested.

But who cares? Not Tim who just completed this infuriating game and could finnaly go to sleep! (Ignoring the fact that it was morning)

Of course, when he wakes up it is not in his room but in a foreign one.

After a quick serach he discovers that he just got transported into the game, speciafically into the main character.

Tim panics so hard at the revalation, after all there were so many missing people in Gotham and he knew exactly what happend to them!

He dosen't really do anything, just continues the MC's life, who happens to have the same name as him(Tim is pretty sure that wasn't the case in the game).

In Gotham Academy he meets the MC's one original friend, Bernard. He seems like a nice guy and Tim immidently takes a liking to him.

He also meets Cassandra, a mute but kind and smart girl whose footsteps make zero noise. She introduces him to her younger brother, Damian, and her older brother, Jason who goes to collage.

Sometimes Tim also meets their older brother, Dick, who works at the GCPD.

It was all doing great until Bernard went missing and Tim knew exactly who was responisble.

Of course, he wasn't suicidal so instead of barging in the monsters dent he asked Dick to keep a look-out for Bernard(Tim also noted that Dick's smile was strained when he reassured him about the fact that they will find Bernard).

During this time Cassandra and Damian invited him to their house for a sleepover. Saying that he looks like he hasn't slept a lot and having many people around will surely help(Tim hasn't slept a lot because he was preparing a plan of entry to get evidence and get justice for his friend).

Tim follows them to their home after school and nearly has a panic attack when he recognizes the manor.

not tim plying through a game he got killed in hundreds of times only to end up in the EXACT borderline unwinnable deadly game. tim is so fixated on how his playthroughs went and the danger surrounding the game that he doesn't note the differences. in the game the mc BROKE into wayne manor which, given all the waynes, would have greatly upset them. so as the mc anything he did would have earned their ire. but this time he's being INVITED in.

of course tim is so scared he doesn't realized either of those facts! nor does he realize the very glaring interest in him they seem to have 👀

[pixiecaps]

Empanada: I don’t know why. They are my family but I don’t like so many (people) knowing where we live.

Bagi: Oh, that’s okay. If you want we can remove the waystones later and then place it back. Or, Empanada, okay, I’m going to tell you something very important. Come with me.

(Bagi & Em walk to the next room over and Bagi sits)

Bagi: We can sit here. It is not wrong and it is not ugly to ask people not to invade your space. If you don’t want to receive them in your house you can always say that in a polite manner. People need to obey your space as well. And if you don’t want to receive them in your home, it is all good. Okay? It is not impolite and it is not a bad thing. It is just you asking for your space.

Empanada: I just wanted to show them our home yes, but not that they can all just come here. I’m sorry idk why but it’s making me really nervous. I feel bad since they are my family.

Bagi: It’s alright.

Empanada: I don’t know how to say it but it feels like I’m suffocating. I want to trust and I DO but I just don’t want to-

Bagi: (To Jorge) I understand her. She wants to show her home to others but she doesn’t want them showing up unannounced or without a reason.

Empanada: -remove the waystones. Well I do. But there- Ugh. I don’t know. (Walks away)

(Bagi follows shortly after her and finds Em in her room hiding in a hole)

Bagi: (Gently) Empanada I’m going to wait for you here on the carpet and whenever you want you can sit here and talk with me.

-

(Em leaves the holes and goes to Bagi)

Bagi: Here Em. It’s very important for you to know that there’s no problem with telling people what you would and wouldn’t like them to do. Like for example, you can explain to the other eggs and the people that you’d like to show your place, your home, that it’s just for them to come here when they're invited.

(Empanada nods)

Bagi: That way they will know they need to respect your space and everyone will be a little happier. Because I’m sure your siblings will understand and will always ask you first if they can come to the house or not. Would that make you feel better?

Empanada: I think so. I don’t want anyone to just come here.

Bagi: Right. So it’s very important for you to explain to you siblings that you like them a lot but you also really like being alone. And that you’d like for them to only come to your home when you invite them.

(Empanada nods)

Bagi: That way they will understand that they cannot come at any time. And also you will feel safer in your own home. Right? The majority of problems, generally, can be solved with people talking. But sometimes having those conversations can be a bit difficult. So, if you need help then I can help you explain to the other eggs that you enjoy your privacy and you like being alone more. And that when you want company you will invite them to come here.

-

Empanada: Can you help me? (Tell the other eggs) And can I maybe have a hug?

Bagi: Yea, of couse, of couse I can help you! It’s obvious I will help you. And here’s your hug.

(Bagi and Em hug)

[prncessjaeger]

eren headcannons: halloween edition ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

ღan: i wanted do a halloween themed headcannons for the october season so…yeah! it’s short and please remember these are just some that i made up also! here’s the other one

ღcw: eren. that’s it.

♡ the first time you spent halloween with him? you both were dressed as fiona and shrek (it was totally his idea)

♡ he HATES haunted houses. got chased by a clown once and never went back since.

♡ every year you both did a couple costumes, even when you both weren’t dating.

♡ this year, he’s planning on doing mario and luigi and of couse he had a fit about you wanting to be princess peach and mario instead:

“bro, princess peach and mario much cuter than me being mario and you as luigi-.” “it’s not. no one knows princess peach like that-” “literally everyone knows princess peach eren.” “mhm.”

♡ his favorite part of halloween is making you a huge boo basket filled with your favorite candies and miscellaneous items. 

♡ whenever you both go trick-or-treating, eren makes sure to go by the nicer neighborhood’s to get the huge candy bars for himself.

♡ he’s the type to take half of the self-serve bowl, then give you the other half (and they say chivalry is dead.)

♡ he knows you don’t like certain candies, so once you’re finished sorting them out and for some odd reason he has the majority of the candy…the mf would still take the ones you don’t like and eat every single one of them. 

♡ getting matching halloween pj’s is a MUST for eren. even if you both plan to do nothing one year, you’re wearing the pjs.

♡ you both binge watch disney halloween special episodes all night eating halloween sugar cookies.

♡ like before, if he doesn’t like a costume? he’d still wear it if he sees how happy you look:

“aww eren, you’re a cute little monkey!” (you’re dressed as spongebob and that scary ass gorilla) “yeah.” “what? you don’t like it?” “i love it, babe.” he answered with a pained smile. “good, now put the head piece on.”

ღan: i can’t my man my man my man anymoreee damn boys suck :(

[zephyrrr101]

We are missing the greatest of the theme in both Fire and Blood and House of the Dragon. That is:

The Hightowers planning and scheming to gain the ultimate power over the seven kingdoms and it coming to bite them back in the ass.

No seriously, let me tell you why:

In 25 AC, Maegor was married to Ceryse Hightower, which was a grasp they made a the ultimate power. I think that had they had a son, the High Septon would happily agree to marriage between that boy and Rhaena. This, of course didn't happen since they didn't have any child at all, whatever reason who was barren or infertile. In the end, Maegor went to marry another woman and when that happened the rebellion started all over the Westeros. And Maegor being Maegor after his brother died, took the throne and burned almost half of the kingdom down, so bad, that at the end, The Hightowers were forced to show faithfulness to him if they didn't want to end up like others.

Otto Hightower suggesting to make Rhaenyra, Viserys' heir, after Daemon's "heir of the day" comment. Since Rhaenyra was young, (I'm taking the book age in consideration, but show's could be too) and Viserys' daughter, he probably expected her to be malleable as him in name of peace. But in the Rhaenyra was more strong headed and one to take her own decision.

Otto Hightower, again, marrying his daughter to Viserys who gave him a son, Aegon II, made a desperate attempt to put Aegon as Viserys' heir that ended up in him being dismissed as The Hand (of couse Vizzy was stupid to bring him back) and then later usurping Rhaenyra by making Aegon the king, who during the Dance of the Dragons dismissed him as The Hand of the King since Aegon lost his patience with "Spilling ink" and wanted him to "do something". At the end he was taken away from his position with Aegon's word's being “My new Hand is a steel fist,” he boasted. “We are done with writing letters.”

So moral of story:

Don't side with Hightowers because they make bad life choices.

Thank you.

[lactosa2]

Helloo! ik i havent do sum on a long time, but im here cause i got the notf that i reached 1k of likes, and i know is little bc i used to post a lot, still im a little exited.

tcc: Omen HC, nsfw, not about sex but about how his body react to it, honestly is a pretty interesting topic for me, and finally i got with a few ideas.

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HCCC ABOUT HIS ANATOMY

Body:

I totally believe that he have a solid body under his armor, still, at using his habilities he needs it so his body doesnt get unestable at using teleport or other habilities.

If you see him in cinetamics, cards and stuff, he DOES have a body, but only its form, as muscles and a humanoid form, still, he doesnt have face mouth, the reason (i guess) is because he doesnt have human needs, as eat or breath, so the lack of this thigs doesnt afect his living (But of couse it does emotionally), and with this said, why should he have genitals?

So basically he does have a body but he doesnt have organs inside of this form, so i say he does have genitals because its part of the form of a male body, but as he doesnt have inside organs or reprodusctive sistem he doesnt have sperm. So yes, he have empty balls :c

As with the rest of his body, (going back with the starting text) he does have a solid body, so he can actually naked (yummy) but i hardly believe he would enjoy this, he is most of all a cold and restrictive person about his social relationships, so, if he EVER have intimacy is gonna be soft and really gently on this act, pure love. And he gonna have to be really confident with his lover to feel sure and safe about doing this, still, his lines and his character analisis make me hard to believe that he would like to another person to see him in such a vulnerable state, he mostly prefer to do it almost fully closed, his body gotta be a big insecurity of his.

Feel (How does sex make him feel)

Canonly (I hope is this how to say it) He can feel pain and another physical sensations, so he can actually feel pleasure. the excitement and desire are interlink with mental states, so of course he can actually feel it too.

In the moment of having sex, he would act normally, his body reacting and mind feeling dizzy due the pelasure and arrousal.

The only change would be at the moment of orgasm, a normal male orgams would bring a sperm and the danger of pregancy (In case of being heterosexual sex) Still, as i explained before he wouldnt have the danger of pregancy as he doesnt have the organs and inter sistem that the body requires for create and impulse sperm.

And for that his orgams would be purely by feeling.

This one is quite diferent of what i used to make, but i like think of canon stuff, and Omen is totally intersting. Remember that i always have the box openn for request, byeeee ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹

[fireandspiceland]

Summing up some spicy cardverse thoughts from a conversation with Art @coralcatsea and ArtTea @artea-artie because they are too lovely to keep them hidden <3

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Cardverse au where Queen Arthur is a powerful mage, but what no one (not even the Queen) knows is that Alfred has 1 (one) magical ability and it is reading the thoughts people have about him which contain strong emotions. Arthur’s mind never shuts up, and while Alfred does get quite a kick out of knowing this Queen is thinking and fantasising about him almost 24/7, he sometimes finds himself in rather.. impractical situations. 🤭

As ArTea suggested it's particularly fun to consider this in an enemies to lovers setting, where they loathe each other at first - the royal born prince who became king and the queen who stems from peasantry and has yet to make peace with his new role? - but slowly Arthur's feelings towards Alfred turn from fantasies about violently breaking their divinely chosen bond to... still violent fantasies, but now he is sexually torturing Alfred in his mind. Those once malicious thoughts that craved nothing but the worst for the other, turning into not-so-innocent fantasies of a tear-stained Alfred calling out Arthur's name.

Alfred wonders why he hasn’t been hearing any malicious thoughts from Arthur in a long while (which would be at a time they where they finally start to get along) just for him to suddenly get hit with this- What does he do with that information? It's the first time he encountered such a malicious thought about him. 😆

Queen Arthur and King Alfred sitting next to each other at some official event in the throne room, suddenly there’s thoughts of him being made to undress and kneel before his Queen with tears of shame streaming down his face, broadcasted directly into Alfred’s mind. Needless to say, he’s unable to leave the event so he’s forced to sit there and act like he’s not feeling like melting into a puddle. Through the event Alfred is unbelievably fidgety, enough that it even gains Arthur’s attention - who of couse asks Alfred about his strange behavious. He tries to brush it off, but does it in a manner Arthur finds adorable - blushing and stuttering - which only worsens the fantasy as it inspires the imagination within Arthur. 🔥

Arthur sits up a little straighter and with his legs slightly spread while thinking about Alfred sucking him off there on the throne. Meanwhile Alfred is slouching in his seat, hoping to disappear while he keeps biting and licking his lips and glancing at Arthur’s groin. Arthur catches of course and thinks Alfred is having similar thoughts, but he doesn’t know Alfred knows what he’s fantasising about and it all just continues to get worse.

As Art put it so well: The cycle just continues. Self-fulfilling prophecy. And then Arthur catches him later and tries to call Alfred out for his behaviour (bonus kabedon possible) and Alfred is like, "But YOU-!" but he can't finish that, because it's supposed to be a secret that he heard and saw Arthur's fantasies before his own inner eye.

And sometimes when Arthur is around Alfred, he notices him getting hard for "no reason" and assumes Alfred just really likes and has a lot of dirty thoughts about HIM. When really it's ARTHUR'S dirty thoughts that keep causing it. ❤️

[kataraslove]

I was just told a few days ago that they love momtara becauses it tragic that she has to do all the workd for people until of couse Zuko comes along to help out making it less tragic and that logic made zero sense. katara is not cinderella im not sure why her so called fans want her to be cinderella.. or a damsel in distress until zuko comes along its not very pro katara to me it feels the exact opposite.

there’s this really great thread made by my friend @rukihimehive on kataangthinker on twitter debunking momtara with evidence from the series. i highly suggest giving that a read if you’re as tired of the fandom adultifying katara as i am.

I’ve seen momtara enthusiasts say that anyone who is critical of the fandom trope is “taking away her maternal nature, which is associated with her trauma of having lost her mother from a young age.” in other words, “if you don’t support fandom’s insistence that katara is the gaang’s literal mother figure and interpret all her interactions with the gaang as motherly, you’re erasing her trauma.”

which is so ridiculous to me. in the episode the runaway, katara herself dislikes the label of motherly. she takes personal offence over the idea that the gaang would view her as their mother instead of their peer, and demands to know if it’s true that her behaviour comes across as too motherly, especially because “motherly” is associated with negative connotations such as “bossy,” and “overbearing.”

I’ve seen people state that the gaang’s treatment towards katara is unhealthy, that katara is forced to do all the emotional work and emotional labour and none of the gaang ever supports her in anything. which just isn’t even remotely true.

episodes like the desert - in which the gaang are under extenuating circumstances that forces katara to step up and take care of them - are the exception, not the standard. in bitter work, katara explains to toph on how they divide the chores amongst themselves. katara takes personal issue (and for good reason) when toph only wants to do her share.

there’s multiple episodes in which the gaang help pitch the tent and perform campsite duties. there’s a whole episode dedicated to how katara and sokka are both sick, resulting in aang having to run across the world to retrieve them medicine. there’s an entire episode dedicated to how the gaang cannot get anything done without sokka, who usually manages their schedules and itineraries and helps ensure that they’re on track. there’s plenty of moments in which aang and katara are goofing off, and sokka gets mad at them for not sticking to his carefully curated and meticulous schedule and for putting a wedge in their plans to save communities (see: imprisoned and the painted lady). there’s moments when toph assumes responsibility; there’s moments when aang assumes responsibility. and then there’s moments when none of them have any clue on what to do, when they literally act like children navigating a world that’s constantly trying to kill them.

and what about in katara-centric episodes? what about in the episodes dedicated to developing her character? surely the selfish gaang couldn’t possibly support and understand her goals and desires?

1. imprisoned - sokka and aang aide in katara’s plan to immediately get captured and free haru. aang takes her side when katara suggests to free the prisoners. aang and sokka aide katara in freeing the imprisoned earthbenders.

2. the waterbending master - aang rejects learning from a sexist because pakku refuses to teach katara. aang agrees to train katara everything he learns in the middle of the night. aang and sokka cheer katara on as she goes head-to-head with master pakku.

3. the puppetmaster - the gaang allows katara the opportunity to learn waterbending from hama, a southern water tribe bender, until they discover what hama’s been doing all along. sokka and aang rush to confront hama and to protect katara. later, they provide katara comfort after she breakdowns over learning how to bloodbend.

4. the painted lady - aang calls katara a secret hero for helping people in need, even though katara lied to the gaang and pretended that appa was sick. he later helps katara destroy the factory, and then aides in her plan to confront the fire nation soldiers as the painted lady.

sokka defends his sister’s actions:

“Maybe she is a waterbender, but she was just trying to help you. Because of her, that factory won't be polluting your river, and the army is gone. You should be down on your knees thanking her!”

the southern raiders - this episode is so misconstrued by fandom that every reading of it has become so far detached by canon. no, sokka and aang were not demonizing katara for believing that revenge was the suitable option for her (we find out in the episode that it wasn’t). yes, katara wanted far more than just confrontation (she said it herself - maybe revenge was what he deserved). no, aang was not demonizing katara for stating that her words reminded him of jet’s, who had died a noble death and who katara had personally mourned for. no, jet is not a terrorist and/or a psychopath - he was a child indoctrinated by propaganda and motivated by the death of his parents at the hands of the fire nation. aang and sokka do not interfere in katara’s decision to pursue the man who killed her mother, even if they felt that katara might end up killing that man. no, if katara had killed that man, aang and sokka would not shut her out or ignore her or make her feel subhuman. aang himself had several instances in which he would have taken several lives (sandbenders) if katara hadn’t stopped him. that’s why he says, “I’m proud of you,” because katara arrived at that moral decision on her own, without the influence of external sources (reminder that in the desert, katara had to physically stop aang). at the end of the episode, katara discusses with aang that forgiveness was not the approach she would take towards yon rha, but it was the approach that she would take towards zuko, who had earned her forgiveness.

in each of the above katara-centric episodes (with the sole exception of tsr, which I had described in great detail) the gaang understands katara’s goals and desires and helps her accomplish them, and protects and defends her. to me, that does not come across as a dynamic in which katara is overwhelmingly at risk and treated like absolute dirt. it’s actually quite telling on the quality of a fictional ship (or lack thereof) when fans must demonize katara’s friends and family in order to prop up her fanon love interest.

and when her fanon love interest DOES join the group, nothing… really changes in terms of the dynamics. he serves them tea occasionally? he tells sokka to get out of a bison’s mouth? katara still performs the cooking duties. katara still asks if zuko’s okay and makes sure that he’s included in group activities. the gaang turn to zuko because he is sufficient at hunting down aang, but they all formulate a plan for the comet together. one throwaway line informing someone to get out of the bison’s mouth and him being a strict teacher towards aang does not make him a dad. especially when none of the gaang truly see him as a dad and would probably die of laughing before even considering him as such.

that’s not to even mention the point of zuko’s arc when joining the gaang is not for him to assume an authority, paternal role over a group of kids younger than him (but around his age). it’s for him to finally realize that he belongs to a group of children as traumatized as him, to a family for once in his life. so why should fandom enforce him into a pseudo dad role that isn’t even canon nor would his character even want?

going back to katara, at her core katara is a young, fourteen year old child who has been forced to assume a motherly role to compensate for the loss of her mother. episodes like the runaway delve into how this trauma has forced her to grow up and act older than her age, but at the end of the day, she is still a child and does not wants to be viewed by her peers as some form of motherly figure. which is why it’s so important that characters like aang and toph remind her that she still is a kid, like them.

dark-skinned female characters like katara suffer from the phenomenon of adultification and hypersexualization in fandom spaces. their characters are treated as pseudo mother figures, irregardless of what the narrative could or could not outline for the audience. momtara is a problematic trope because it erases the nuanced dynamics in katara’s relationship with her friends and family, assuming that all interactions with the gaang are of her being their mother. and that canonically, that’s all katara can be towards them. especially in the interest of a ship.

[werlikestea]

Well i havent posted in a while well, mostly because, i forgor

BUT

wow pretty busy really said fuck you f2p players

I didnt complain untill now so i think i can get a little treat

So ok prepare cause this will be a prob long post or just very well mostly negative about my whole expierence with this game because well I AM PISSED

So I acually first played this game around the time of its release (of couse because of the Leviathan Bath card lmao) but didnt like how the game looked like that much so i quit pretty much as soon as i started

Then my friend got me into it again and well i fell in love with the characters and the plot LITERALLY DONT JUDGE THE BOOK BY ITS COVER

And why am i talking about it well its because it was around the time of christmas gabriel nightmare pass and i was new so i just kinda didnt care about it back then

But now back to the present

so the whole reason im writing this is in the first place is obvs the nightmare pass

Like gabriel one, ppyong one i could live i was like ok it sucks but what can i do i can still get all the 7 kings eventually so thats fine

AND THEN VICTORY LUCIFER NIGHTMARE PASS CAME OUT

AND OMG ok i was like ok im pissed but its probably just the victory cards that will be in the nightmare pass right ?

WELL NO NOW BATH BEEL NOT EVEN A FEW DAYS AFTER LUCIFER'S

both of my favourite characters in a row well how nice

Dont even get me started on how fucked the pricing of it is like i payed for battle passses in games before im not even a total f2p and i was acually considering doing the same here because i mean its a small company and i really like this game so i might as well support it well no. not with this price.

And not only are there no new stories, previous events are payed if u havent read them, oh and if u want to reread them well fuck you too

I honestly havent even read the belphie's event cause i just really dont feel motivated to do it

Maybe its just me but unlocking the character card stories is also a little hard because getting the BEGINNERS candies is just annoying even though it well should be the easiest out of all of them

And the story is what made me get into this game as much as i did

I think it was the first time a game was so perfect for me when it comes to story length, and amount (i tend to get very overwhelmed when theres a lot of content)(I acually quit playing genshin impact after 2 years because there was no skip button)

The 5 chapters, all the events, some of the character's stories i read were all so interesting and fun

and well now we get literally no new content

plus like thats very personal but i would have loved it if this game had some sort of a routine because i feel like everything is such a mess ?

like now we get 3 fucking nigtmare passes in a row, new characters and event are so random and the main story well it left to get milk

also when i say i play this game for the story i really mean it because the battle system is really not my cup of tea overall the game mechanics im just not that big of a fun of that

+just the fact that PB hates that we share content of payed cards with each other but also puts important lore in it just man be fucking for real

I log in everyday just to log in and get my 10 key pull from the pancake shop to feed my gambling addiction and maybe get that mammon or satan attacker cards cause they are the only ones i lack from the ones u can acually get from the standard gacha at the moment

oh and now they erased the free 10 pull from the store huh

well with how little red gems we are getting say goodbye to any gacha in a fucking gacha game

Oh and also i dont know if anyone noticed but now selling S tealeaves gives u 6 pancakes and L tealeaves gives you 9.

3 pancake diffrence. For an S character and L character.

oh and lower grades just dont give you anything really i have like around 14 milion gold and books so yea

and while i wont have that much of a problem cause i already have most cards,most artifact, almost maxxed out bloodshed beelzebub (not his skills)

But now imagine you are a new player trying to get into this game.

And you cant read events unless you pay, u can do the story but i mean u might finish it quickly or it might get hard if u cant get any characters because well doing any gacha at all just got 1000 times harder,you just see another nightmare pass thats just expensive af, oh and a new character comes out and you didnt get lucky with your one ten pull that u managed to get after weeks of working ? well u have to wait 3 months TO MAYBE get it in the standard gacha that well you might do once a week maybe

and so the low maintence game i loved in a span of a few days changed for much much worse

I will probably keep on loging in just to see if maybe anything changes but i dont have my hopes high

ngl with how it looks like rn i doubt even asmodeus for who i was waiting so much for will change my mind about this game

what i need them to do is honestly just bring back the whole previous pancake shop along with this new nightmare one i feel like for me at least selling tealeaves for the normal pancakes and then if i have a lot of it i can changee into nightmare pancakes and then maybe exchange it for some thing would be much cooler and honestly i just want my very easy ten pull back........

for the nightmare passes just make then like i dunno every 3 months even would be better and just make it so that its smth special not neccessary or just make it more affordable for players to acually afford

and i mean what im saying is just random stuff i havent even thought about it that much there might be better ideas for what to do but i honestly wish the best for this game and what is happening right now is just pretty much ruining it for not only me but most players i doubt only f2p, cause even if you pay for a game u need a reason to do it if the game doesnt provide then you might as well go to a diffrent one

Ok i think thats pretty much all there might be more i wanted to say but well i forgor and well im gonna get bubble tea as a treat prob......

[lime-bucket]

I don't want Cain and abel because it would be a supeficial story with plot holes in HH.

Abel not being in heaven, probabily he was bad person!Or divine judgement doesn't work, despite the fact it saved Ser pent and all people in hell deserve being here.

Smart solution from fandom, Abel was waiting for his family, he refused to enter until someone came.

HH!cain daddy inssue probabily bastard of lucifer, who would still good guy despite having use Eve and left his first born with abuser(adam)

Fandom: Adam and demon!Cain have complex relanship but love each other/cain hates adam but he doesn't. Or most interesting one Cain redeems himself in his life and earn heaven, for that adam believe sinners give up redeeption because they are bad peoplewho don't change while time Cain could.

And or couse all HH!Children of adam would hate him ,so nobody would care his death, only exocists. When it is more probabily they are grow up adults with their life, and soit is normal they don't pass so much time with each other, you know adam treat his children like adults!

Wow dude u raised some interesting ideas.no offense tho i felt revolted when u mentioned that abel would be "bad all this time😱😡!?" Cuz thats absolutly smth the writers would have conjured & thats soooo original.not saying im any better cus i too have the hc that all the children of adam would hate him or maybe cain might have a complex relationship w/ his dad lmao.still the concept that cain managed to get to heaven was very interesting,& it would indeed make his dad & the angels feel more prejudiced against sinners cuz if the first killer was forgiven then why those who came after him wont try to better themselves?

howevr i didnt understand abel refusing to enter heaven till his fam join him,did u meant hes still wondering earth as a ghost?

But back to the first idea it got me thinking abt another reason why abel wasnt featured in hh & its cuz his presence would have the plot twist that angels dont know what makes a person go to heaven not making a lick of sense.all across abrahamic lore its stated clearly that abel was favored by god becuz his offering was sincere & from the heart unlike his brother.so in hindsight, adam of all ppl should have known what gets one accepted to paradise becuz his son was technically the first pious worshipper of god🤷🏻‍♀️