#they're all gay

[robintherobiner]

I propose to you, the core four being poly but Tim is the last person to realise.

Dick, visiting Tim at the tower: Hey buddy! You got something you wanna tell me? Tim, laying on the couch with his head in Kon's lap as he reads case files: No, why?

Wally:

Tim:

Wally: Why did my Uncle's Grandson just kiss you goodnight?

Tim: Don't shame him, he's adjusting to being in the past.

Diana: When did you and Cassie get together?

Tim, ever oblivious: Like, three years ago. You were there when we formed Young Just Us, weren't you?

Tim, venting to Stephanie: And like, that year was so hard because two of my best friends died! Weirdly enough, their deaths were way harder than like, anyone else's. I mean, I tried to clone Kon for some reason! Stephanie: God, I can't believe we ever dated, you're so stupid.

Damian: Drake, I have been informed that it is customary to wish queer people a happy pride month.

Tim: I mean, yeah. Why you telling me though?

Damian: In order to repair our relationship, I did some research and according to Father, you are bisexual and polyamorous. Therefor, I wish you a happy pride.

Damian: Drake? Why does your face look more ugly than usual?

Tim, reevaluating his entire life: OH MY GOD-

[guddyburlz]

the polycule + the ever precious and powerful best friend duo, vee and gus.

dni - pro/comship or profic.

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Eddie: Besides being gay, I'm also a nerd

Steve: Nerd you say? You're mine

Nancy, whispering to Robin: I don't understand how you became his crush...

Robin: I'm a nerd! I like cryptids!

Nancy: Yup, you're a nerd all of a sudden

Jonathan: Wait, Steve, was I ever a nerd?

Steve: No? Why?

Robin: Oh yeah! You used to like him as a middle schooler

Steve: Yeah, that was ages ago. I like Eddie now

Jonathan: I like Argyle

*the five of the look at Argyle, who is muttering nonsense to himself and strumming a guitar*

Nancy: He doesn't remind you of me, does he?

Jonathan: Nope

Eddie: I like Argyle also. He's funny and tells good stories

Robin: Yeah, we should probably invite him in this conversation

Jonathan: Hey, Argyle!

Argyle: Yeah brochacho?

Jonathan: I like you!!

Nancy *face palms*: I'm going to go see if the pizze is here

[phoenixtheweird]

very scary indeed *insert 1000 shock emojis*

[arsont-t]

Here, have some very quick doodles

[bugfeli]

my only contribution to this fandom,,,?

[theprettiesttstar]

Regulus: I can't believe I like him. He's foolish, immature, childish. What is there to like about him?

Pandora: His girlfriend.

[nickneedsablog]

[steddiealltheway]

Spin the Bottle

I accidentally wrote another (sort of) rant fic again. (Scroll to the end if you just want to see the descriptions of the kisses)

Backstory: The party is hanging out at the Wheeler’s house in the basement, and the fruity four are upstairs. For some reason, the boys are curious about what girls do at “girl sleepovers” and El says her and Max played spin the bottle.

The boys obviously freak out, and Max tries to explain that their version of spin the bottle involved El spinning a bottle to see who she would spy on. Then El is asking what the other spin the bottle is. The party all kind of look at each other, and Max is finally like “it’s easier if we show you.”

So, they all start rushing up the stairs to see who can find a bottle first. But then they run into Steve who is yelling, “Woah, woah, woah! What’s going on?!” and he’s doing the mom stance with his hands on his hips. 

Suddenly Dustin is stealing the beer out of Eddie’s hands announcing, “We have a bottle!” And they’re all running back downstairs as Dustin pours out the rest of the beer in the sink. Dustin responds to Eddie’s protests by simply saying, “Spin the bottle,” as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world.

Eddie and Steve yell, “Tone!” at the same time, but Dustin is already back downstairs. 

Upstairs, Steve and Nancy reminisce on the last time they played spin the bottle, and Eddie and Robin say they have never played. For some reason, Steve and Nancy think they have to fix this and are seeing who can finish their beer first (it’s Nancy). 

Downstairs, they all settle into a circle, but then Dustin is cursing, “Son of a bitch,” because there’s no way for him to ask Suzie poo if it’s okay. So, he steps out of the circle, and then Will tries to as well, but Mike is stopping him. 

Will explains that he hasn’t had his first kiss, but Mike is insistent that spin the bottle kisses don’t count. Then Max speaks up and offers, “I can be your first kiss?” And Mike gives her the biggest glare and explains that he is Will’s best friend so really it should be him. Max just raises her hands up in defense and is like, “Go ahead then.” 

Will is absolutely frozen in fear and anticipation because he never thought this moment would come, especially not with all his friends watching. But it’s like Mike can read his mind because he’s demanding everyone to turn around and give them some privacy. Then, he asks Will if he’s sure he wants him to be his first kiss and all Will can do is nod and force out a choked, “Yes.” Then Mike gently takes Will’s face in his hands and is slowly bringing him in to close the distance and their lips meet so softly in the sweetest and most chaste kiss. 

When they pull away, they just stare at each other, but then Dustin is asking if they’re done yet. When they say yes and quickly jump apart everyone turns back around and Dustin yells, “Let the game commence!”

Upstairs, they run into a similar issue except Robin is rambling at the speed of light trying to explain why they can’t play until Nancy just takes her hands and gently asks, “What’s wrong?” And Robin blurts out, “I’ve never kissed anyone!” 

But then Nancy is asking, “Do you want to?” And Robin really thinks this is a proposition so of course she says yes. But then Nancy is looking at Steve expectantly, and Robin and him are yelling, “NO,” once they realize what she’s implying. So, Nancy looks at Eddie next and Robin is finally like, “It’s not guys that I want to kiss.” 

Nancy has a little ‘oh’ moment, but then she’s asking Robin if she wants to kiss her. And if Steve were drinking a beer, this would be the exact moment he would start choking on it. But he’s nodding at Robin who is asking consent with her eyes and Steve’s communicating with his this is your chance please take it. So, Robin nods and then Nancy is kissing her gently but definitely not shyly. 

Robin thinks she might faint. When the girls pull away, they’re both a little red in the face, but they agree that they can play now. Then Eddie is the one hesitating and saying he’s in the same predicament as Robin. Which Nancy and Robin instantly get, and Steve is wondering why everyone is suddenly looking at him. Then he’s asking Nancy if she wants to do the honors again, and Robin is saying “Steve” in the same tone as the Tammy Thompson confession and- Oh.

Steve just kind of stares at Eddie and then his lips, but it’s not the first time he’s had the thought so why not. But then Nancy and Robin are staring, so Steve tells them to please look away. Just for good measure, Steve yanks Eddie down behind the table to give them more privacy. Steve begins to ask, “Are you sure you want-” but then Eddie’s hands are in his hair properly messing it up and kissing the life out of him to the point Steve seriously doubts that this is Eddie’s first kiss. But then they’re breaking away because Steve can’t breathe, and Eddie’s popping up from behind the table announcing, “Let’s play.”

The Party Kisses:

Max and Lucas: The kiss is familiar. Not super intrusive but light and loving.

Lucas and El: They kiss so shyly and fast, it’s barely even a peck. Max is calling them lame.

El and Will: They kiss each other on the cheek because they’re literally siblings and already do this.

Will and Lucas: They’re giggling their entire way through this kiss. It’s barely even considered a kiss.

Lucas and Mike: They shrug and give each other a solid kiss. Lucas jokes that he should’ve given Mike better kissing advice when they were younger for El’s sake.

Mike and Max: Max wants more than anything to not do this, so when Mike leans in she turns her face away at the final second, leaving him to kiss her cheek which she still complains about.

Max and El: They’re making out with no shame. Also, the bottle seems to suspiciously be landing on them a lot. One time, El doesn’t wipe her nose fast enough and everyone is yelling, “You’re using your powers?!”

El and Mike: They kiss gently, but when they pull away Mike is saying he doesn’t think he’ll ever be able to kiss her without Hopper yelling at him in the back of his mind. 

Mike and Will: The second time the bottle lands on them, they’re kissing a little less chaste. The third time... Will starts experimenting with tongue. The fourth...

Will and Max: This is the awkwardest kiss that ends the game.

The Fruity Four:

Eddie and Steve: It’s literally Eddie’s personal mission to kill Steve via kisses, and he’s succeeding. The girls are cheering him on.

Steve and Robin: They’re both complaining and as soon as Steve kisses Robin literally just a peck, Robin’s yelling, “Did you try to use tongue?!”

Robin and Eddie: They give each other a solid kiss and high five after. 

Eddie and Nancy: They’re looking at each other as if they didn’t even know this was an option. But then Eddie is dipping her to get rid of her nerves and gives  her a peck while she’s laughing. (Steve asks why Eddie doesn’t kiss him like that, and Eddie promises next time he will.)

Nancy and Robin: They’re both getting butterflies and not shying away from these kisses. Usually it ends with them giggling. 

Nancy and Steve: They kind of shyly kiss, but it’s familiar and soft. They both pull away and immediately realize that it’s not what either of them want any more though. 

Bonus: Argyle and Jonathan: The pair come inside the house looking for food when they see the game going on. Argyle asks, “That’s the game where you spin the bottle and kiss someone, right?” And before anyone can answer him, he’s spinning the bottle, but before it’s close to stopping he’s making out with Jonathan. 

[moonyspadfoot793]

some of my personal marauders headcanons about ethnicities, sexualities, genders, disabilities & neurodivergencies !!

Sirius is autistic, has ADHD, C-PTSD, BPD and POTS, is half French half Vietnamese genderfluid mlm and demiromantic + demisexual

Regulus is gay trans man, is autistic, has OCD and C-PTSD, is Deaf, obviously French Vietnamese same as Sirius

Lily is bi and demisexual, Scottish, is autistic and has anxiety and depression

Marlene is NB lesbian, German and has ADHD tourettes and dyslexia

Dorcas is trans fem, aro lesbian, Dominican and has anxiety and dysgraphia 

Mary is trans woman, pan, Jamaican and is auDHD

James is demiboy, pan, Indian and is autistic with ADHD and dyspraxia

Peter is bi, trans man, Scottish and is autistic with anxiety OCD and tics

Remus is autistic and has hEDS and dyslexia, is half Welsh half Polish, trans masc and bi

[talknerdytome18]

Again, the fruitiest friend group to ever exist. None of them are straight and you can't convince me otherwise. Ravi Singh is also bisexual! PipRavi are my fave bi4bi couple <3333

[themarvelmarauder]

James' pov:

What is wrong with him? It was just another party at griffindor tower. They have been having at least one every week at this point. There was nothing different about this party, yet to James something felt terribly wrong. Regulus Black was all cuddled up with Mary McDonald. Was there anything wrong with this to anyone else. No. But did it feel wrong to James. Yes. He had no idea why, it wasn't like he was jealous or anything. Here he was sitting with his beautiful girlfriend, Lily Evans, the girl he has been inlove with since forever, and he was jealous of Sirius' younger brother? He was still very confused on what he was jealous of, he only saw Mary as a friend, Yet whenever Regulus ducked his head to whisper in her ear, he felt his blood boil. What the fuck was wrong with him?

Lily's pov:

What is wrong with her? Mary, her Mary, has been cuddling up with fucking Regulus Black. Out of all people, she picked Regulus Black. Don't get her wrong, she has nothing wrong with Regulus, he is actually an alright person, very smart, somewhat funny, in his own way, but at the moment Lily hates him. She has no idea why, she should be happy that Mary has found someone decent, unlike her past boyfriends, but she didn't even tell her that she was dating someone, let alone Regulus. She should stop being angry and start focusing on having a good time with her boyfriend, but her gaze keeps shifting towards the couple laughing on the opposite couch. What the fuck is wrong with her?

Mary and Regulus pov:

Regulus' eyes shifted over to the "perfect couple" on the opposite couch, and couldn't help but laugh.

"What?" asked the girl laying against him.

He ducked his face down next to her ear, "Mr and Mrs Potter have been glaring at us it seems"

Mary's eyes sparkled with happiness before glancing over at them. The glaring couple tried to straightened up after being caught, both giving Mary a small wave.

"Do you think they've noticed that we are not a couple and that they actually want to be with us?" Mary asked Regulus.

"Oh Merlin no, they're too oblivious for that. But we can still have some fun with them because of it," he replied.

"Hmm, are you suggesting that your gay ass should kiss my gay self?" She smirked.

"It will be funny to see their reactions, even if I don't want to kiss you," he grinned back.

Still smirking, Mary pulled on his neck, bringing his lips to hers. In the background they heard a glass breaking. Looking up they see Lily with a broken glass in her hand, and James with a very red face.

"I hated every second of that kiss, but it was very worth it" Regulus laughed.

"Oh yes it was" Mary said, giggling along with her friend.

[bluestarzi]

Hi! I'm Bluey

You can submit a request/prompt for me to write about here, and if I like the prompt enough I'll write a full fic on ao3!! (ao3)

Things I'll write about:

• age regression

• judgment day (Rhea, Finn, Damian, Dom)

• kink (nothing too extreme)

Things I won't write:

• incest

• rape/non con

• drinking and driving (for personal trauma reasons)

• brock lesnar, vince mcmahon

• x-reader (sorry i just don't like these ones)

• y/n (again, i just don't like these)

My main pairings are:

• damian x dominik

• rhea x liv

• rhea x damian x dominik

Would anyone like a headcanons post?

[imreallyaghost]

"Stop shipping characters it's weird" idk what you're talking about bro they're literally dating

[irlfelixcatton]

just finished chapter 33 of You're Almost Home!! there is a christmas-sized cattonquick hole in soul!!! LeifLitter the writer that you are!!

[fandomidiot]

Scott: would you like to be in our diverse Hocus Pocus?

Liam: sure?

Scott: perfect. U straight?

Liam: no. Bi

Scott: great!

~The Pack Group Chat~

Scott: we have acquired a bisexual witch

Isaac: babe there are at least 10 active bisexuals in this group chat

Stiles: "active"? Tf does that imply? Resting bisexuals???

Lydia: passive bisexuals obviously

Allison: guys it's clearly dormant bisexuals

Derek: only the avatar, master of all 4 bisexuals...