#this is not a chicken egg

[astaldis]

For the ask by anonymous (Marina): Emhyr fucks Pikachu 

Chapters: 1/1    Words: 1,348 Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Emhyr var Emreis/Pikachu (mentioned) Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy, Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach, The Hansa | Geralt's Company Members (The Witcher) Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Crack, Crack Crossover, don't take this seriously, for Marina, Humour, very mild smut, Pokemon

Summary: On their travels through Riverdell, Jaskier finds a strange egg. It is just about to hatch, but what the hell is it? And what the fuck does it have to do with Emhyr var Emreis?

[kedreeva]

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

[justcatposts]

Cat incubating eggs and raising chicks

(Source)

[incognitopolls]

Anon eats 6–8 eggs daily (scrambled, on toast), and their friends say this isn't normal. Anon has 12 chickens so there are always plenty of eggs available at virtually no cost.

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[houndvoice]

Girl squad!!! Girl squad!!!

[strawburbur]

marriage proposal no mermaid pendant required

[thomas--bombadil]

Eggs of all colors, from pure-white to dark-brown.  

These eggs were laid by many different types of hens.

[brushstrokes-art]

au where pit’s a trans girl who hasn’t figured it out yet and then the mirror of truth speedruns dp’s transition. and nothing else changes.

[pathologising]

Nypd pigs ain't shit as per usual

[ryllen]

good morning stardew update 1.6 community

how do we feel about egg gorger alex [ x , x ]

INSTANT banned from coop duties fsh

[bunnygibson]

not an expert on british "food" but i'm 99% sure the green lump jopson crawls past is wet floral foam

[mugwot]

the whole gang (so far) is here! im really happy with how they turned out i have bigger images of the lancer fanclub here

[hedgehog-moss]

I made a little snow hen...

Is it an outstanding piece of art? No. But more importantly, do my hens like it?

Also no.

[hexjulia]

you should be able to put an egg in the ground and then a chicken should just grow out of it like a pumpkin. Feet first, then legs. Like a stem for the rest of the chicken. In my opinion.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

[daily-deliciousness]

Chicken fried rice