#this right here folks

[yourgfdgirlfriend]

running into a past lover from eight years ago, catching up a bit since the last time and casually joking with him about his not-so-happy engagement and fiancée, when he laughs and says „i hate you“ and I tease back „no, you don’t. you love me“ and he looks at me, suddenly all sobered up, before he goes „I guess I do“. what in the poorly written, fucked up, bitch ass, shitty romcom directors cut is going on? motherfucker. you can’t just randomly say shit like that. hit me like a damn freight train. what do you mean? it’s been EIGHT fucking years.

[gl4ssfan]

Do you always beg like that? Not that I’m complaining. It’s cute.

i'm SORRY.

I JUST SAT THERE FOR LIKE A SOLID MINUTE WITH MY HAND SLAPPED OVER MY MOUTH.

DHDJKHHUDIAH AAAAUAUUUUAUUAUAU

MY CHEEKS ARE RED

[ghostbsuter]

Honestly, when bart came back to the past for his mission, he didn't expect to see one of his friends he left behind.

So excuse him for standing still and gaping like an idiot at the clearly looking teenager on his phone.

"Danny?!"

At the call, the stranger– his bestie— looked up.

"Bart!"

It is his friend.

The same black haired, too blue eyed teen with baby fat clinging to his cheeks, the same way his hair appears white and eyes green when unfocused and not paying attention.

Holy shit.

"How are you in the 21st century?!?!"

The boy merely blinks, looks down on his phone, and then looks up again.

"I should be asking you that! How are you here??"

"Timetravel duh! What's your excuse?!"

"I'm immortal???"

(It's similar to the spiderman meme, truly.)

(Bart is slightly glad none of his teammates or mentor or family members are here.)

—

It became somewhat of a game for them.

Everytime the speedster appeared in a different year, hell even universe for the kicks, the first thing he does is search for Danny.

(The teen is there, each time.)

And every time he succeeded, Danny helps him with the problem, or slightly nudges him to the path really.

(Each time bart worries less for the time stream and disturbances, his friend seems to be outside of it to truly bring harm.)

(And if he meets Clockwork along the way, that's a secret between them. And the part where he gets hired for the similar stuff danny gets sent to the past.)

(For them it's a casual Wednesday. So what if they just saved an entire planet? Its nothing big!)

—

Bart should have thought more over the decision to help the literal being of time itself.

Considering he is currently seated on a chair, Barry, Wally and dozen of other heroes (including his team standing behind him in an effort to show their support.) With demands of an explanation.

Damn it danny, why did you let those in the 13th century paint a portrait of them!!!

And the apparent ancient Egyptian art of them too?? In a museum??

What the hell danny!!! Way to throw him under the bus!!

[jolynejay]

Which one is it, Malleus

Malleus & Yuu/MC: having a Gargoyle Research Club meeting (aka going on a stroll at night infodumping at each other)

Yuu/MC: That reminds me, there is something I wanted to ask you.

Malleus: What is weighing on your mind, child of man?

Yuu/MC: Do you like gargoyles because they remind you of yourself - a living relic from a bygone time whose purpose has become largely obsolete due to the advancement of technology and society, only able to watch eternally from afar as people go about their lives without ever truly belonging to that world and no perspective for the future of your own as those you call kin slowly fade away?

Yuu/MC: Or do you like them "just because"?

Malleus:

[littlelightfish]

Mr. & Mrs. Folke

[superfamiblog]

Kirby Super Star (Nintendo, 1996)

[lesmiserablol]

when stevebucky said “you’d be heaven for anyone but you’re especially heaven for a sinner like me” and “even when i had nothing i had bucky” and “no not without you” and “the god’s honest truth is that i ain’t ever gonna love again she’s your true north i know what that means because you’re mine” and “that little guy from brooklyn who was too dumb to run away from a fight. i’m following him. but you’re keeping the outfit right” and “no matter how many hail marys i recited in the dark with you laying next to me, it didn’t stop” and “but i knew him” and “then his wings melted all the way and he fell miles and miles into the ocean and brained himself on a rock that poor stupid asshole and i’ll tell you what i’m no better i’m no fucking better” and “thank you buck but i can get by on my own”/“the thing is you don’t have to i’m with you til the end of the line” and “i wont be in the history books that’s for you but i loved you first as long as they get that right i don’t care what they say” and “i’m not gonna fight you you’re my friend” and “bone of my bones were you taken from my rib?” and “you pulled me from the river” and “so how long have i loved you for? womb to tomb sweetheart. since before i was even here at all” and “i don’t know if i’m worth all this steve” and “i think we deserve a soft epilogue my love we are good people and we’ve suffered enough”

[ghostlypanda]

reasons to watch rise: this scene between splinter and donnie.

i debated cutting this clip down but i couldn't bring myself to not include the entire thing. donnie's reaction to being lied to by his dad is so raw and splinter actually fuckin apologizing to him without turning his feelings into a joke - this show is a downright masterpiece.

[paintpanic]

Calculating probability of survival... It doesn't look good.

[narcissistcookbook]

absolutely unhinged talk from this Delta Airlines video quiz

[ehhgg-art]

silly pre-slash tuckington shenanigans

[the-magpie-archives]

Tma characters as hyperspecific non-categorised experiences.

Jon: Trying not to fall asleep on the bus when it's cold and dark outside.

Martin: The slightly firm texture a fluffy blanket has before you wash it for the first time.

Tim: Sipping a cocktail without realised how cold it is, the ice brushing your lips.

Sasha: The slightly artificial but altogether natural scent of fresh homemade popcorn.

Basira: When you spill rose oil on your hands and they smell like it for the rest of the day.

Daisy: The sting of a burnt tongue from a sip of scalding coffee.

Melanie: The taste in your mouth after you spit out chewing gum that's lost its flavour.

Georgie: Pressing your hand into a brand new feather pillow

Elias: Accidentally putting your hand in your mouth after using hand sanitiser.

[the-cloudy-dreamer]

Gothic Romance Dreamling AU (General Plot)

“Robert Gadling is a professional appraiser who’s being offered a job cataloguing the contents of an old, abandoned family estate.

The former owner Lord Morpheus Endelas, a infamously mercurial painter, went missing months after his only son’s death.

After formal investigation decides to classify Morpheus’s disappearance as a cold case, the remaining Endelas family hires an auctioning house to sell out their brother’s estate.

Through cataloguing the estate Robert begins to know Morpheus and to piece together the last months of his life, particularly the late man’s obsession with something called the “the ancient order of mysteries”.

What does this order have to do with Lord Endelas , late son Orpheus Endelas and Lord Endelas own disappearance?

More importantly why can’t Robert stop having dreams about this man he’s never met before?”

[marshmallowgoop]

I combined footage from my Detektiv Conan Blu-ray with audio from my Case Closed FUNimation DVD and made an HD English dub clip compilation for Episodes 57-58, "The Holmes Freak Murder Case."

[tikkunolamresistance]

I swear, half the blogs I see responding to your posts with their Zionist bullshit, it turns out they're also TERFs. Weird that. Hmm.

This is for all the Zionist TERFs in my replies! <3

[blaiddraws]

[PLACEHOLDER AU]

Summary: Emmet wakes up alone on a mountain, not knowing how he got there, but certain he wasn't there before then. And yet, it seems as if the few pokemon and people he meets recognize him...?

Genre(s): Mystery, Horror, Supernatural Horror, Angst.

Warnings: mentions of death, blood, injury

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