#tony stark is in this yes

[onpluton]

bubble tea vs. tony stark

peter: mr stark i have something for you to try

tony: yeah okay *takes the drink handed to him*

someone: wait i thought he didn’t like to be handed things

tony: hrrrk *tapioca pearls fall out of his mouth*

peter: mr stark! you’re supposed to chew those!

tony: did. did you just try to kill me? that’s it. you’re outta the will.

peter: it’s not my fault you- wait. i was in the will?

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tony, lying down on the therapy couch: is this gonna keep happening? am i going to distrust every food or drink my kid gives me?

sam: *sips his bubble tea loudly*

[frenchublog]

tony

[headcanonthings]

Bucky: When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a magician. Steve: Tell them why you stopped? Bucky: I... I almost cut someone in half with a saw. Tony: What the fuck?? Sam: What kind of kid were you? Bucky: I didn't know a magician was fake! I thought they were real! That's why I didn't become one. Natasha: That's why?? Bruce: Not you nearly cutting a kid in half?! Bucky: The kid was fine. My dad stopped me before I could hurt him. Tony: Poor guy. At least he's safe from you now. Bucky: Huh? He's standing right beside me. Steve: I'm the kid. Bruce: And you still ended up being best friends?! Sam: I take it back. What's wrong with the both of you?!

[kayvsworld]

I wish there were mcu comics I wish there were comics but of the mcu. low stakes inter-movie 2012 avengers tower style shenanigans and I am NOT talking about avengers assemble the cartoon OR the tie in comics I am saying a series, an avengers series specifically of the avengers and they do avengers things and it's mcu but it's comics

what I am actually saying is that I wish there had been more avengers movies before aou where they did avengers things and were friends, an avengers 1.5, but this is a more unfixable problem

[lilbitofmac]

Happy New Year, everyone!! ✨🥂✨

[remuspenus]

clearly, you don't own an airfryer

[ironrad]

Tony: Pete, if you could be any animal, other than a spider, which would you choose?

Peter without hesitation: A Jellyfish Turritopsis Dohrnii.

Tony: That’s oddly specific.

Peter: They are the only known biologically immortal animal. Meaning if we were all Jellyfish Turritopsis Dohrnii we could just vibe in the ocean together.

Tony remembering Peter’s attachment issues:

Tony immediately pulling him into a hug:

Peter: Um?

Tony sniffling: I would love to “vibe” as a jellyfish with you, buddy.

Peter: :)

[ircn-dad]

ROBERT WHY DID YOU GRAB HIM LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO THREATEN HIM

[ironspidersblog]

YOU think Tony stark deserves to be alive and well

[peteypiessuperfamily]

Big big fan of SI employees being intimidated by Tony at first because wtf iron man is my boss but then a couple months into the job they see Tony in the same room as Steve and realize he's just a science nerd with a big dorky crush on Captain America there's nothing to fear he's just like us fr

[soliloquent-stark]

legend has it they're stuck doing this forever. one must imagine stevetony happy.

alternatively titled: steve and tony's communication style — a visual representation

[st4rking]

tfw you, as a mind reader, have to team up with a man who thinks too much

Slight spoilers in tags

[xia0ming56]

Doodle!! Dump!!! (Dr strange vers. >:D)

[headcanonthings]

Peter: *flirting with Harley* Tony: *suddenly appears* Peter: Hello, Mr. Stark, Sir! This is your adopted son and I do not know him! Tony:... Tony, turning to Harley: When did I adopt you?

[kayvsworld]

iron man makes me feel so insane like there's a guy in there. what the fuck there's a squishy little mortal human dude in there and his first instinct without fail is to fly headfirst into danger to try to help what the fuck what the Fuck

[frenchublog]

🧹🕷️!