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golden-letters · 5 months ago
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bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.
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ryanlewisandclark · 7 months ago
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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.
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smokeweedeattherich · 7 months ago
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I'm convinced Mythbusters needs a reboot. Misinformation or mythinformation if you will, is at an all time high. We NEED the show that promotes critical thinking to come back. It doesn't need the same cast, in fact I think it would be better with some fresh faces. Imagine all the good it would do if you could just show your crazy uncle the Mythbusters reboot episode that debunks his anti-vaxx conspiracy in an easily digestible and entertaining format.
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soul-from-another-era · 11 months ago
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Unconditional love isn't a free pass to hurt me.
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keithmosher2 · 3 months ago
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Can't Have Nice Things
The Ketamine King Musk has shutdown the IRS's Free Tax Filing system.
Of all the things a government could off, a way to Freely calculate and file your taxes seems like a good one. But the richest man in the world thinks we shouldn't have that.
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roach-works · 11 months ago
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speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.
the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.
you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.
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maureen-corpse · 5 months ago
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One thing they don’t tell you about sewing is that it is actually ironing
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deeplifequotes · 2 months ago
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madeinjelly · 2 months ago
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago
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Expertise can't help you here.
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shandzii · 12 days ago
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theyre so fun to draw lmao
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opera25 · 1 month ago
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Scary dog privilege.
Sage... Wife... Don't turn around
(I wanna draw sooo much of them. Please send in stuff. Beg)
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demonicsuffrage · 2 months ago
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soul-from-another-era · 11 months ago
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rovermcfly · 9 months ago
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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.
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