Batman let's out some of his Brucie knowledge to Superman and now the daily planet is wondering why their cinnamon roll of a farmer turned journalist knows the correct way to do coke or a Belgirian threesome
Clark: “I, uh. I heard about it on This American Life.”
Lois: “you LIAR!”
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he's very emotional right now, but he means every word
but for Splinter's sake, let's hope he doesn't keep his second promise.....
original:
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(Just gonna clarify that I like the hc Herbert takes reagent I just think it's really funny how tough Jeffrey thinks Herbert is)
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Cucurucho happy pills vs a 19 old british dude talking about cities skyline, who is winning
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Hobie: Right, imma crack on then-
Diane, who grew up during the War On Drugs: CRACK????????
Fuck you mean you bout to get your 'crack on'???? Crack off!! Crack all the way off!
Hobie: Di, that ain't what I mean-
Diane: 😭😭 Hobie please don't do crack!!!! 😭😭 IT'S DESTROYING OUR COMMUNITIES
Hobie: can you not yell that I'm doing crack we're in public
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i am thinking about maya fey who summons ghosts by warping her own flesh and maya fey whose blood is haunted and vengeful and maya fey who can only imagine one path for herself and maya fey who knows how to lose someone before she knows how to ride a bike and maya fey who summons the ghost of someone else’s happiness every day just to lie to the people she loves and maya fey who is not the lawyer her sister was and not the medium her mother was and who is very, very sorry about that
and maya fey who knows that fey women are either murderers or victims and maya fey who raises cousins and maya fey who must have something on her face to end up in so many cells and maya fey who is too old to be eighteen and too young to be twenty-eight and maya fey who can survive two kidnappings and a drugging and who only cries when someone else leaves
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POV: You're getting adopted into a polycube after trying to murder them while on drugs
Put him in your pockets! PUT HIM IN YOUR POCKET--
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Another thing but with Tubbo!
Idk,, they're being kids idk
Inspired my kid me staring at things on the ground.
Bug!
Also I genuinely can't keep calling this au "the weed au" because only one character does it? Although it did spawned from a weed joke so I donno.
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Should Drug Consumption Rooms (DCRs) be Legalised in Scotland?
(TW: Drug Mention)
Hi everyone, I am currently completing my master's in Public Policy and was hoping to ask anyone who is Scottish or a resident (lived here for 3+ years) to fill out my 3-question survey on the introduction of Drug Consumption Rooms in Scotland. Currently struggling for numbers so would so appreciate it! No prior knowledge is needed and shouldn't take more than 5 mins. Please feel free to share with friends/family, the more the merrier - Thank you so much!
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[Transcript under the cut]
Elsa: okay, time for some quick rules
Max: not now Els
Elsa: no alcohol, no violence, no self sabotaging and i'm serious on that last one
Max: oh come on, are your expectations on me that low?
Elsa: they're realistic, Max
Max: alright, i'll try
Elsa: and-
Elsa: you're telling Lucas about Ale a
Max: scoff and you expect no alcohol
Elsa: come on, i know you can do it a healthy way.
Max: …whatever.
Pierce: what are we doing first
Lucas: eat. then we dance. then we hope for the best
Pierce: great plan
Max: so, why am i the only one that looks from this era
Lucas: we thrifted these.
Max: that explains a lot
Pierce: hey why does this kinda suck?
Elsa: do i have to remind you it's our school?
Lucas: the food was nice
Max: you literally eat whatever
Lucas: true.
Max: listen, i heard there's a party a bunch of freaks are hosting, we can just, skip this hellhole
Elsa: i'm not! and i thought we agreed no more parties until 2026!
Elsa: and i can't believe none of you awful men asked your dates for a dance yet! come here baby
Lucas: oh?- okay--!
Pierce: well…
Max: i have two blunts.
Pierce: isn't it a little too early for that?
Max: oh, everyone is a killjoy tonight, huh?
Pierce: no i'm not. in fact, i think skipping the dance isn't a bad idea at all.... Max?
Pierce: oh come on
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Solar: Do you wanna come over and play drugs?
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"What will I do when Fit logs? How will I control myself around him? How will I explain?"
He was also talking about how he will have to take the meds when around others, cause the pression of everyone paying attention to him would be too much. So he is purposely trying to not use them
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If there were to be a Fourth Trolls movie
I hope it would have an allegory about AI and its uses both ethical and unethical; like how the first movie's allegory is about drugs; the second's being about racism and differences in views and cultures, history being written by the winners, and needing to listen to other perspectives; and the third's being about changing, perfectionism, and clout-chasing.
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Roman- What is your problem? Why don't you love love?
Logan- Okay, love is just a chemical flood of dopamine and oxytocin giving people an addictive dependence, like a bad drug.
Roman- *annoyed* Ah, science.
Source: The Flash
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since its on the dash ive been one year free of hard drugs last month :) im very happy about it.
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