#twst flu

[sunny2ply]

Flu season, ready for your flu shot?

(Is there even medicine in there)

Do you trust him? 100% real medicine

[kaymarie-bell]

I serious don't understand why everyone is assuming Crowley is Levan. If he is, I'm sure Lillia and Malleus would've already found out. Besides, doesn't Crowley have some interaction with Malleus and Lillia wouldn't they of all people would know?

I feel like some of the reasons people subscribe to this theory are

Crowley's actions in general are pretty suspicious, so it seems like he has some sort of hidden goal or motive yet to be explained that could be related to his "true" identity (i.e. accepting a magicless student and a weird cat monster relatively easily into what's supposed to be a prestigious magic school / being relatively useless despite being the headmaster of said prestigious magic school, leaving students to deal with overblots on their own)

He doesn't look human, he's most likely a fae of sorts.

People assume that he is TWST's version of Diablo, Maleficent's raven

Yana is known to pull some moves completely out of left field in her stories (i.e. the twins reveal in Kuroshitsuji)

I don't necessarily follow this theory so I probably missed the most compelling "evidence," but these are the reasons to believe I can think of.

I definitely lean more towards "Crowley is definitely hiding something, but that doesn't necessarily mean he is Levan" because

I agree with the fact that (unless some sort of large scale spell is involved for plot reasons) Lilia should definitely be able to tell if Crowley is his childhood best friend, who presumably died at war.

Maleficent wasn't the only villain with a pet raven. The Evil Queen also had one, and I feel that Crowley himself fits more with her if we look at the colours in his design. There's also the importance twst gives to the Magic Mirror as a magical object and as a motif throughout the game's designs, so it would make sense to have the two be related to each other.

Also, fun fact: as the Evil Queen came first, she served as the blueprint for subsequent Disney Villains including the Queen of Hearts and Maleficent herself. Is not too farfetched to believe that Yana took that into account when deciding on the aspects of the plot (like relating the person who most likely summoned Yuu into twst to her). I mean, look at Pomefiore's cards background vs the curtains in Crowley's office vs the Evil Queen:

...I kinda lost where I was going with all this after thinking about the Evil Queen.

Let me get back to the main topic.

I don't really expect that Crowley = Levan, but would I like to see it? Definitely, both for the angst and the absurdity of it. I love to see people enjoy their theories until canon proves them either right or wrong! 🌻

[twistedtrashposts]

MC: Hey Kalim. You're rich, so why don't you get Jamil a therapist.

Kalim: A thera...what? Um. What's a therapist?

MC: *looks to Jamil*

Jamil: *raises eyebrow* ?

MC: Oh my god that explains so much-

--

Kalim: We should have a therapist party!

Jamil: Absolutely not-

MC: No, wait. Let him speak :)

[the-trinket-witch]

TWST Signature Spell Effects on the Body

Because I'm a wordy, purple-prose kinda bish, I thought about what each Unique Magic might actually feel like on the body (at least the ones that affect other mages when cast). (SPOILERS FOR BOOKS 5 ONWARD)

(CW: Loss of motor function, scopophobia, senses being messed with, forceful sleep)

Off With Your Head:

The moment it slaps around your neck and shoulders, there's that deafening rush of blood to one's ears. If you and your magic were lightning, the collar just became your glass bottle. Outside of the momentary dulling of senses, one may  have a general difficulty breathing, either from the collar fitting itself or the lack of support without one's magic. Lightheadedness and an internal hollowness make the collar leave you feeling like after a flu.

Bet the Limit:

His magic literally amplifies and pushes back your magic, but to do that he has to rip control of it from you. Bet the Limit gives one that jerking tug on the shoulders, a jab of pain that burns into your neck almost. Sometimes if one resists or tries to wrench control back, they're left feeling like their shoulders have been dislocated. They haven't of course, but the feeling is still enough to keep one from moving them for a while.

Doodle Suit:

There's a metallic, fruity Sichuan peppercorn-like numbing on the senses before it's replaced with what he decides. Pretty straightforward.

(Legit tho: I think his is kinda scary in terms of utility. The possibilities o_o )

King's Roar:

Burning. King's roar doesn't have fire but there's still a dry burn. Rug or rope burn, an allergic reaction, or being splashed with hydrogen peroxide, it all makes the nerves curl away like shriveling plants. Skin on downwards begins flaking like baked mud, falling off into sand like chunks of slate.

Laugh With Me:

Laugh With Me at first feels like the pinch of nerves. But pulling against the bindings is like hyena teeth biting and yanking your muscle and bones; you're not in control. That tugging hurts much less, more of a firm mouthing on your body in whatever direction he wants.

It's A Deal:

Much like his flattering words, his magic leaves one feeling glittery. But there's a cold tentacle-like grip on the heart for a quick moment; a reminder of what lies in the undertow. It's not a memorable sensation, but memorable enough to know what happens when it returns upon failing to fulfill your end of a contract. The resulting Anemone doesn't feel like much until one touches it, like a large zit.)

Shock the Heart:

The sudden wash over you feels like the splash of cold water after getting dumped out of a boat. Pharyngeal jaws scrape and tug on your tongue to reel you in, truth dripping off of you like seawater. 

(Truth is a lot of times subjective so why nerf it further? HC he can use it multiple times but lies cause it works on those unaware)

Oasis Maker:

Rain that's always the perfect refreshing temperature. Never frigid but never feeling hot. A relaxing shower of jasmine and chai, without the stifling steam

Snake Whisper:

A burning cobra bite to the skull. It's venom sears every wrinkle in the brain as you feel yourself get pulled along by the collar of proverbial tail coiled around your neck. Resistance feels like hot sand filling your brain cavity. Eventually the oppressive weight of said sand makes one submit. 

Sleep Kiss:

 Sleep Kiss seems pretty straightforward. It probably feels like sitting in a soundproof glass box, with cold air filtered in. Every chilly inhale acts like anesthesia, or the tug of exhaustion by hypothermia.

Fae of Maleficence:

His 'Blessing' feels like being laid into a patch of semi-prickly twigs; a dragon's nest or roost. It hurts slightly, but the diligence is paid to lay you gently in so they don't prick. Eventually you can somewhat relax, but adjusting or moving reminds one of the thorny poking all around you. It just becomes preferable to sit still, rather than try waking or even attempt at getting comfortable.

Meet in a Dream:

Many mistake Silver to have soft hair, but the only downy lightness about him, I think, is Meet in a Dream. Whatever sensations one feels when dreaming of flying, that fills you to buoyancy as he leads you along the Dream Corridor.

[macaqueconfession]

Sickfic ideas twst version

(OK I'm back but I don't feel so good rn so have these thoughts)

Ok so mc catches a twst world sickness, those who were born in twst have a cure like the common flu/cold medicine, but it doesn't work on reader.

* the reader/mc starts off feeling sickish(sore throat, sniffles ect)

*these symptoms continue and/or gets worse as the days go by.

*eventually the mc can't put up with it or pushes themselves past their limits and passes out with a really high fever.

*the twst boys find out what the mc did and what they have(the twst sickness) and think that the remedy and some rest will put them back on their feet. But they still help them in any way they can.

* the mc however gets worse, their fever hasn't broken yet, it will lower then spike rapidly and they don't stay awake for long. They out slept leona at this point.

*eventually someone figures that because the mc isn't from their world the remedy won't work or at least isn't as effective. So they have to come up with a way to cure the mc or convince the head master to take them to a hospital or something similar.

*at some point the mc starts to get better and the twst boys are relieved, they help the mc with their homework that needs to be completed, or tutoring them in any materials they need help with.

[wisteriainslumber]

TWST working at McDonalds

my credentials are i have never worked at mcdonalds

this is crack don’t take it seriously

warnings: swearing and cr*wley

Riddle

absolutely judges you for even coming to order at mcdonalds. there is no nutrition!! all of it is grease and sugar!!

refuses to work drivethru. yelling does nothing for his rage, his violent nature will not be contained

relax, riddle doesn’t have scarlet fever, his face just does that. is it healthy? probably not. 

is not the manager but when people ask for the manager they will call for riddle because he can do a better job

(if you hadn’t figured, the manager is cr*wley)

has the most monotone, dead customer service voice

if someone forgets to fill the coins or fails to lock up, you will be put on janitor duty to think about what you’ve done

understandably, it’s very effective

do not let him train the newbies. he thinks telling the instructions once/reading the employee handbook (THAT HE VOLUNTARILY MADE. insane man.) will prepare them. 

the reigns of training deuce and ace were then very quickly passed off to someone else

riddle gives emotional support hugs to kalim and cusses out the people who are mean to him with the fury of a thousand suns

if he weren’t so competent, he would’ve been fired

(he wouldn’t have been fired. cr*wley doesn’t want to hire new people)

he’s learning recipes from lilia on their break. after his attempt at soup gave him the flu, he has not tried to learn recipes from lilia since

a bit concerned by the screaming children. he’s never been surrounded by children his age so he thinks the scream-laughter is like a call for help

Trey

when he burns the batches of cookies he feeds them to the workers and tells them its the double chocolate chip cookies

the staff believe him because he’s never really done anything wrong

except for that ungodly amount of spare dental products in their staff washroom

normal people have toilet paper in the cupboard but their staff washroom has toothbrushes, toothpaste, floss, all labeled with everyones names

no one knows who brought them, one day the cupboard was just full, but since trey keeps telling people to brush their teeth after eating the cookies it isnt hard to find out who did it

now because of him, if anyone runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom they need to text a co-worker to hand them another roll

trey finds the strongest types of coffee combinations for silver, but is getting increasingly concerned by the amount of espresso shots getting put into the cup

he will also coordinate group outfits for halloween or gift exchanges during the holidays

during the spooky season, you will find a free toothbrush in your bag or happy meal box

just... don’t ask

it was either that or licorice because trey clover is a black licorice enjoyer

Cater

makes promotional tiktok videos during his shift

specifically a “come with me to work ^^” videos where he films some things that can definitely get them in trouble. the words “health code violation” makes up 40% of the comments

hogs the stall bathrooms to break down and cry and send crying streaks to malleus

malleus hasnt learned how to use the app (yet) so cater has been treating their dms like his personal diary

he leaves sticky notes on the bathroom mirrors, lockers, and on the inside of the drivethru window saying some live laugh love kinda shit to mock trey’s white mom home decor

rook scribbles his own little stick figures of trey on them and adds speech bubbles

ace gives him the idea of summoning a demon at work and cater hopped on that without hesitation now there is a pentagram made of silly string on the wall of the bathroom

when taking orders he puts any additional notes in all caps. now deuce is staring at the order with the notes “NO DAIRY OR SHE WILL BLOW UP OUR TOILET” and “IF ACE FORGETS THE SAUCE AGAIN IM MAKING HIM CLEAN THE PLAYPLACE”

because of everyone’s incompetency, the receipt will contain these notes. sorry martha

when the manager had arrived to evaluate them, you will not find a single cater in sight

cay cay is slay slaying in hiding

Ace

hes the guy you should blame for never getting your dipping sauce or missing part of your order

he does trick shots in the back and if it lands in the bag, you get your stuff, if it doesn’t, rip

“i’m sorry you want how many chicken nuggies?? 200?? okay, word. wish i could spend that much on chicken nuggies”

will return bitch energy in the drivethru

he absolutely plays a game with deuce over if the person in the mic sounds hot or not

cater started that game, then he was kicked out for flirting with the customers

fortunately for the customers and staff alike, ace does not flirt with the customers

when someone asks for the manager he’ll walk away, then come back and speaks in a different voice and accent and cusses them out

kicked off from doing drivethru after he played cupcakke songs on there

he was raving over those minion happy meals and loved those banana cookies

it was a mistake to ask ace to do card tricks on their break because the items they gave up for the trick have disappeared

so sorry idia, your limited edition trading card will not be in safe hands

bribes the children with the happy meal toys for them to start calling riddle ronald mcdonald

riddle has no proof it’s ace’s doing but He Knows.

Deuce

he wanted to raise money to send back to his mama

how much money hes actually raising through this job though? is not a lot

brews riddle tea every morning just the way he likes it and he gets a premium riddle smile in return

takes so much time to count coins pls be patient with him

don’t tell azul, but if you’re nice, he will not charge you for any extra sauce or toppings

he “doesn’t know where the button is” wink wink

the only one who likes the easter egg mcflurries. when jack has free time, he will make one for himself and deuce and they chill on his break

(deuce doesn’t tell jack he’s still on the clock, and jack doesn’t tell deuce that he prefers oreo mcflurries more)

once got into a fight with ace over whether fish fillets were good or not and deuce threw a ketchup bottle hard enough to knock ace out cold

he apologized profusely but all ace cared about was how to throw like deuce. (he’s got some grudges and yes deuce received a ketchup bottle to his head)

in the back, you’ll find the rookies playing with that seasons happy meal toys joyfully

deuce defends the happy meal books with his life even though none of his friends agree 

its okay deuce they’re just jealous they can’t read /j

Leona

cheka filled in the mcdonalds application for leona after seeing the happy meal toys

he thinks working at mcdonalds would cheer up his unca

it does not

leona would really prefer if you just ordered at the kiosks

works drivethru and terrorizes everyone there

“can i get a umm..” “im sorry we don’t sell ‘umms’ we also don’t sell to people who cant speak properly”

dreads when he sees a group of teenagers in line. they have the most balls and he can only be recognized as the “prince working at mcdonalds” so many times before he starts throwing hands

refuses to wear the uniform properly. comes in with the most patterned ass fucking shirts. im talking leopard print, stripes, polka dots, pineapples. he’s an uncle and he dresses like one. see exhibit a

if it wasn’t a safety hazard he would also wear those uncle slippers so he can slip them off and hit malleus with them. this is the 4th time the ice cream machine is broken and cheka wants a mcflurry.

the slippers are also for his dogs to scare off judgy karens RUFF RUFF ARF BARK WOOF

stopped passing his work off to other people after vil tried to shave him bald. he shudders from the memory of the buzzing razor

Ruggie

he steals a fry before putting it in your bag

obsessively counting his earnings and will notice if he is getting paid less

makes him a very efficient cashier. if you give him strictly coins he will curse you on the inside but he’s quick to organize them all and give you the change

he also does not make you feel awkward when you’re taking longer to pay. there’s nothing to apologize for, go take ur time. helping leona has built up a looooot of patience in this guy

goes outside for his breaks, picks dandelions and makes wishes to PLEASE GET A PAY RAISE.

he wants to gtfo of this job he lives too far away from his grandma

some kid wanted their birthday at mcdonalds and ruggie personally went out to get lots of decorations for their special day

the place was filled with balloons and streamers and ruggie got floyd to dress like a clown to entertain the kids

the staff fr thought ruggie was taking revenge on them bc everyone was BEGGING to be the clown in fear of floyd being placed with the kids

ruggie knows floyd is great with kids but pretended he was the worst option for the Drama™

also because floyd bribed him with a wendy’s combo to do so. they both went to wendy’s after

he IS the christian autumn girl you WILL find him wearing infinity scarves and cardigans and uggs on the first day of september brandishing a PSL he bought with the card he stole from leona

when the staff had gotten enough of cr*wleys antics, lilia takes his car for a joy ride and treats everyone to the fountain soda. sorry, we kinda on a budget here

(ruggie pats his pocket in pride, cr*wleys credit card snug in place)

Jack

very devoted worker

believes that even if he hates his job, he can still be good at it

panics when a karen asks him why the ice cream machine isnt working but what kind of logical explanation can you give someone who won’t listen?

asks riddle to take care of it

yes those are his real ears no you may not touch them

sick and tired of hearing the jacob from twilight comparisons

jack thinks hes accumulated at least 3 mental illnesses from working here and it’s only been a few months

he’s put in the back to prepare orders instead of interacting with people which he appreciates very much. he’s kinda awkward, and people ask questions that make him uncomfortable

gets the orders out in record time. he wants them done and gone with

when vil is having another one of his meltdowns, they send jack to calm him down

the staff think jack have this magical healing power but really he just pat pats vil on the back and gives him some lemon water. 

they go out for walks if they have time and take pictures of nature and vil tells him about the plants

A+ therapy buddy, now vil needs a therapy buddy for his therapy buddy

Azul

after his plan on leaving the job failed he has a new goal: overthrow the company

even in minimal wage misery, azul will find a way to come out on top

he already is holding something over cr*wley in nrc, he will hold something over the bird man again to get a higher salary

he makes the bird raise all of their salaries actually, because he’s very generous

as thanks for his effort, he takes 2% of their earnings and no one puts up much of a fight because any salary increase in this job will do

azul may have started a revolution but he is not our comrade </3

he does not take breaks. its the sigma male grindset forever. until he’s forcibly dragged away from his coffee and his new menu additions

mans the cashier and refuses to give up his spot. customers either love him or hate him

he is constantly trying to get people to buy more food and he’s terribly good at convincing them

customers don’t know they pulled out their wallet until they already paid

he practices his charisma in the bathroom mirror. he has cue cards, and they all dictate his persona to the smallest detail.

riddle walks in just needing to pee and sees azul pulling out the shittest posh accent and language and is way too tired to care. but azul does get some tips and he walks out a little more confident

Jade

wouldve worked longer as the janitor if the washrooms werent so fucking disgusting

hey, you get to hear lots of stuff when you’re cleaning the place

most people do not acknowledge the janitor, so information gets tossed around without a care

helps kids fill their cups at the drink station, helps them put on the drink lids properly too

helps azul make bots to give this mcdonalds good reviews, specifically mentioning their names and how helpful they are <3 listen, a bitch is desperate 

in case someone is getting really annoying, jade reminds everyone that the bleach is in the bottom of the supply closet

to threaten? to drink? to poison? no one knows and jade likes being cryptic

teams up with lilia to make new menu suggestions. they aim to make one recipe that finally gets the OK

hey, mushroom oatmeal is a good idea! don’t kick it till you try it!

floyd got fed up once jade snuck mushrooms in his burger as revenge so they started a fight over the tables

there was hair pulling, shouting, biting, and a chair was thrown

apparently this is one of the tamer fights?? the only children are horrified

they’re lucky it was late because they got into big trouble with manager riddle

“big trouble” lasted about 5 minutes because floyd kept repeating “why”. with riddle’s attention on floyd, jade snuck out

thank you for your sacrifice

Floyd

the only reason hes not doing food prep jobs is to hide the fact that hes playing in the playplace

when his coworkers try to look for him he slithers in and hides in the tubes

when asked to look for a floyd, the kids cant point him out because he never tells them his name

is absolutely the ronald mcdonald mascot. he shows up in costume when he feels like it and it’s like watching the strangest joker sequel ever

does shitty magic tricks and turns off all the lights to entertain the children. staff hate him. 

once the radio stopped working so floyd brought it upon himself to bring a few hula hoops and starting hula hooping while walking and singing lady gaga

he brings in random shit to do trick shots and he moves around via hoverboard/skates at all times

he has an old lysol container he uses as his water bottle. to this day, floyd has managed to convince ace that drinking lysol will make you immortal

kicked off of the register because he will not shut his mouth. please stop hitting on customers and please stop calling people snowflakes, no matter how much they deserved it

he’s good at preparing drivethru orders even though he’s playing on his phone most of the time

(he’s texting kalim. all of them run like 3AM thoughts or shower thoughts)

Kalim

his union birthday card makes him look like a mcdonalds worker

don’t let him work in the drive thru he shouts

always hands you your food with “have a great day!”

if you are the most awful person and complain about kalim he responds with a hearty “aw shucks, sorry ‘bout that”. and while he bounces back quickly, how dare you.

he is the one that breaks the ice cream machine all the time

he Does Not Know how to operate it yet he is always the one there when someone needs ice cream

he brought sprinkles one time for the impromptu staff ice cream party he declared, but now customers think sprinkles are on the menu

he doesn’t have the heart to say they aren’t on the menu, so he personally buys sprinkles for this specific location

goes all out during parties. he will bring in a cotton candy maker and popcorn poppers and holiday treat bags

kalim drowning in riches, why is he here??

cater complained he was lonely, so kalim joined him.

they‘re always blasting the latest tunes in the back and treating tasks like a suggestion

but how can you get angry at the big, beaming smile on kalims face?

Jamil

the most efficient worker

hes so calm. hes used to stupid people.

uses his internal monologue to stay sane.

he looks aloof on the outside but he is actually screaming on the inside. everything is on fire. the floor is lava and there are no platforms.

highkey just complies to the crazy demands these bitches make because he has no energy nor mental capacity to try to reason with these people

however, he remembers every single face and name and it is going into his personalized death note

he’s on volume nine now

before jade and lilia propose their ideas to azul, they have to run it by jamil first. and jamil deems all their ideas as a one way ticket to a poison control centre

because none of them are reliable, jamil writes the numbers and names of emergency services on sticky notes and slaps them everywhere beside caters stickies

theres numbers for helplines, poison control, pest control, and electrical maintenance 

leona used one of them to write down contact information for a hitman (it is rook’s number)

jamil uses that number to call for help. it is life threatening matter (it was a cockroach)

jamil nearly whacks azul with a broom for being in the storage supply

azul hid there because alas, it is a small world and his bullies in grade school are now his customers

jamil, being a decent human being, chooses not to spritz him with rubbing alcohol and gives him some awkward reassurance

unfortunately, it works, and now jamil is azul’s emotional support human and the staff send him to find azul every time

jamil is getting an aneurysm

Vil

where vil wouldve ended up had he actually murdered neige

if a customer asks whats in their food he will give you a whole essay on where it came from, how it got transported, how its prepped, made, seasoned, and the nutritional value

he’s never felt greasier in his life. he’s gone through all of his oil blotting papers on the first week. what the hell is in the air

his makeup looks immaculate every day, its to cover up the look of “i just got my life sucked out” as soon as he clocked in

the radio doesn’t actually break. vil just mutes it whenever neige is starring in a new movie because that is all the radios will talk about. 

speaking of neige, if he and his little dwarves come in, vil will tell them he’s having a wonderful time and that this job is good for experience

if he had fewer morals he would be putting rat poison in cr*wleys morning coffee

he excuses himself to go in the storage closet and scream. epel joins him and it’s their biweekly bonding activity

very patient with the children and talks to them with an air of grace. he accepts suggestions for the types of movies they want to see him in

quarrels with leona daily. he gets called ugly, then vil’s heel will meet his toes. vil may be dignified but that doesn’t make him any less petty

sadly for leona, cheka loves vil and will tell his unca to be nicer to the pretty man

vils “yeah leona, be nice” earns him a very mature middle finger from leona

will refuse to even give this establishment clout. has their company account blocked.

after fans see vil on caters vlogs, vil changes the password to the company account so no one can post on it again. 

his true villain arc

Rook

he used to work as the janitor because he was immaculate at cleaning but the staff put him on register instead

he’s very good at appeasing people

if a customer asks whats in the bigmac he will give you a whole thesaurus but will not actually tell you whats in it or where its from

he will compliment everyone that walks up to his register. in fact, even if he didn’t speak to you, he will yell across the room and say your skin looks radiant today

his compliments are not normal, they range from “your teeth are so straight” to “you smell different...oh, you must’ve went to the walmart down the street!”

after enough complaints, vil gives rook a stern talk

it works, but now theres a new problem arising 

he’s been collecting leonas hair

it wasn’t “serious” enough of a problem to take action, but leona is preparing a restraining order

helps train the newbies the most. epel and ortho love him, which means the entire group has to

ortho follows him around asking him random questions every day because he thinks rooks answers are unconventional. he’s collecting data to help idia make friends!

Epel

all of his spare shipment of apples actually go to mcdonalds

since cr*wley doesn’t want to pay for apples he finds this the cheaper option and gives epel a slight payraise for it

epel sends the money to his mama

azul is Very Jealous.

do NOT let epel man the register he WILL throw hands.

even with his pronoun pin, bitches will still use the wrong pronouns and he Will Get Physical!

stop asking him for his number, he will cuss you out and insult your breath

also keeps tabs on these customers and writes them down on their clipboard. sebek is in on this and will very Loudly cuss out these people if they harrass epel again

he has been reported to the manager at least once a week but he can’t get fired bc cr*wley needs those applys

congrats epel, you got privilege

teams up with ace to prank the staff. they replace the coffee machine with coke cola and move everyones belongings in the wrong lockers

he brings scented candles into the washrooms, vil brings the lighter. they accidentally trigger the fire alarm but they sit there calmly staring at the candle wick

gets swarmed during the holidays because he has to help azul write down recipes (absolutely not the family recipes. those are secret) for the seasons. 

because of this he spends lots of time with azul and learns a lot about him. now azul has 2 emotional support humans

makes emotional support apple cider for azul. favouritism acquired! 

Idia

is banging the door to the bathroom cater is hogging and cater lets him in they lock the door and cry together

when a customer throws down a bunch of coins idia debates jumping off a building

why the hell does this customer want mcdonalds to do the catering to their party 

he IS the one silently judging everyone but he thinks everyone is silently judging him too

kids love to point at his hair and ask to touch it

please do not touch his hair. few people ever get close enough to touch him. idia will break down

they want 100 hashbrowns? damn bitch who is you feeding? idia cant fathom someone having that many friends

he quits being the cashier and decides to work as a janitor instead. at least no one will look or talk to him

he enjoys being the janitor but he soon finds out that people are heckin nasty. the messes he cleans up are ones he never thought would come from grown ass adults

once a kid dropped her toy and idia (after cursing his life and gathering all his courage) picked it up for her, and the little girl loved his hair so much. now he has the nickname of “flame princess” from adventure time

pulling for his favourite characters on his break as lilia makes summoning rituals for them

they work, so now lilia is invited to every kind of gacha pull idia does. he boosts the SSR rates up 10%!

Ortho

declining cards of people who laugh at idia for stuttering

he finds their cars, their addresses, their jobs, everything about these people. they’re prepared just in case idia wants them :)

ortho encourages rook to fly a arrow through their car windows

they have a swear jar and ortho funds it the most

absolutely steals some of the happy meal toys for himself and idia to play with

bonding with street cats and people of all ages

people think ortho is a walking ad for mcdonalds bc he invites them to visit his workplace, but he’s conducting exposure therapy for idia. these are friends you havent met yet!

technically he is under apprenticeship training but poses as an employee to get money

he wants the new PS5 👉👈

whenever vils new movies comes out, ortho prepares an entire fan review to discuss with vil. he’s his biggest fan!

vil takes the feedback and gives ortho candy as thanks for his support

ortho is the staff favourite and he even gets extra tips because of his cute face

gets convinced to give azul a dollar for every board game he plays with idia

Malleus

lilia told him this was summer camp

lurks around, says hi to people. wants to befriend idia but idia thinks mal is messing with him

one of the few who get to hear riddle bitching about his job. he doesn’t really understand, but is a good listener

will ask cater how to work the social medias and cater makes mal swear to not open his magisnap

malleus doesn’t even know what that is and apologized to cater for opening up his magicam page </3

sebek fr breathing down his neck and the only place to hide from him is in the bathroom

he finds cater and idia there crying in the corner and he joins them to fit in

they are now an unofficial group of social outcasts and they occasionally meet up to play pokemon (mal watches)

he’s in charge of refilling the ice but he just??? disappears from his shift midway??? and now theres no ice bc they’re too busy cleaning up the fucking silly string in the bathroom

people avoid him so he just does work in the back

and by work in the back i mean he’s terrorizing leona while he’s terrorizing the customers 

he’s stuck on tray washing duty bc it is too dangerous for him to do anything else

he is very unsafe near the hot oil, he practices no safety procedures near the hot steam and water. 

maybe it’s best to put him on ice cream machine duty... it’s always broken anyways

Lilia

hes experienced so many things in his long long life but he hasnt experienced customer service before

prefers this over being in the military actually

kids love to point out the little bat ears on his head

decorated the place for halloween one year but then it was transferred to azul because the skeletons hanging from the ceiling were scaring the children and the (fake..??) blood in the back was scaring the staff

do not be frightened by watching him drink ketchup in the back, he just Does That

babies literally everyone and everyone (reluctantly) calls him dad as revenge

it was weird at first but now lilia is asserting his new dad status and performing the most bass boosted, earth shattering sneezes known to man

on one of his dad status days, lilia goes “relax my sons, i am only fucking one of your mothers.”

silver doesn’t even know his mother but he dies a little anyways

if given a burger, he picks out the tomatoes and pickles and eats them. jamil is kind of horrified

he keeps making new suggestions to the menu but after the third rejection of turkey-tomato-cookie sandwiches, he cooks all the employees lunch every month to show off his spectacular culinary skill

the next staff meeting, they tell lilia to stop limiting his cooking to just them, as it should be “shared to the world on the secret menu”

Silver

was also signed up for ‘summer camp’

naps on the clock but is an excellent worker for the night shift

yeah this might have been his seventh cup of coffee today and yeah maybe that’s concerning but dw it’s nothing a few bathroom breaks can’t fix

riddle is staring in horror

very chill, never sounds stressed, and gets everything out at a reasonable time

only thing to complain about is that he gives an ungodly amount of napkins for no reason

the environment is dying singlehandedly because of silver giving you six napkins for a single ice cream cone

sings to himself to keep himself awake and it soothes the staff so much

on the less busy hours of the night shift, silver tutors deuce on science

as thanks, deuce offers to take silver to a build-a-bear

they get matching bunnies they both respectfully name “max” & “ruby”

silver and ruggie have a wordless agreement to cover each others shifts when the other is busy

they don’t hang out outside of work but they are ride or die on the clock

lilia is a Proud Father

Sebek

when he answered the why do you want to work here question he truly meant every word of “because i care about the company and its values” with his whole chest

was transferred to work drivethru because he was angering the customers but now he’s blowing up the speakers

if you ever wonder why your burger is so flat it’s because sebek uses so much force when wrapping it you’d think he was personally insulted by the burger itself

too much energy. he will always forget your ketchup and sauce packets bc he is speedrunning all of your orders

straight up locks the doors in front of your face and glares at you for trying to come in at 8AM on a monday

loudly chatting with trey about the importance of brushing your teeth because trey is the only one that will talk to him /j

sebeks too loud so any kind of secret or gossip cant be shared with him

leona absolutely hates being in his presence but will spread rumours about rook stealing dna to make voodoo dolls to sebek so everyone’s eyes will be on rook

now leona has free bodyguards 

he is the only person to order off of lilias “secret menu” to see him happy

sebeks life expectancy rate is declining by the day

Tagging the skrunklies!! Thank you for your excitement :D

@spadecentral​ @ruggiethethuggie @mellyteddy​ @theheavilyindulgentgoat​

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

(CW: mentions of WW2 and atomic bomb) Okay that ask about how TWST boys would react to Yuu's terrible world is something I think about too often, especially bc of the US with all the terrible history-making things happening all at once. Like imagine Yuu wearing a mask when they first arrive and eventually Adeuce ask why they wear one all the time? Then Yuu explains about the global pandemic that's killed millions of ppl around the world and how it's almost like the modern day Black Death with how long the pandemic is lasting and their like "WTF IS THE BLACK DEATH" so Yuu explains that too along with plague doctors and medieval understanding of illnesses. But they say all this with a chill "oh this is kinda par for the course for human beings" tone. Meanwhile everyone is horrified.

Some students including Lilia remark that it kinda sounds cool to live through a huge historical moment in time (Lilia would know) and Yuu's just like, "have you ever wanted to live through the Spanish Flu of 1918, the Civil Rights Movement of the 1960's, and the Great Economic Depression of the 1930's, ALL at the same time? I didn't, yet here it am" and everyone's like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ they might not know what happened during those times, but they can take a guess. That's when Lilia realizes how truly f*cked up Yuu's world is when a young teen like them is left so jaded, like not even he in the centuries he's lived through has he ever felt this hopeless about the state of Twisted Wonderland that he has to wonder what in hell is happening in Yuu's home world?

Then they talk about WW2 and the monstrosities that took place. The boys might make fun of Yuu for living in a world without magic, but just replies "oh, well we don't really need magic to fight. We have technology. We have weapons that can instantly vaporize people and entire cities in an instant. And if they don't die from being in the vicinity the bomb, the ppl in the miles surrounding that will die slowly from radiation." "YUU, WTF THAT SOUNDS AWFUL!" "I know. I've seen the pictures."

also when they see how nonchalant Yuu is about all this and wonder how Yuu can be so...calm, so matter-of-fact about it, Yuu's just like "oh no, all young folks are this. We know there's nothing can do to change the trajectory of Earth's demise, so we just kinda accept and meme about it. Hey check out this meme about WW3 :D" and they are just like "WTF—and you WANT to go back to this world!?" And that's not even talking about pollution, late stage capitalism, or the fight for human rights around the world.

Bonus: (can you tell I think about this a lot?) I like to think that Yuu explains to Azul the amount of damage mega corporations do to nature and how they pretty much use the ocean as a dumping ground for all their waste and left over products to the point where ocean life is dying by the masses, he almost starts to consider if his capitalistic tendencies will lead him down that path.

I always imagined Yuu coming from a more apocalyptic version of this world where it's all gone to shit.

Imagine telling them about the elephants foot and the horrors of radiation.

This may be because I just got done playing The Chernobyl Liquidators and fall out New Vegas but still..

I feel like Azul would be mortified if you showed him how the ocean looks now. So many Coral reefs gone

[linawritestwst]

𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐲𝐮𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

❤ all dorm members ❤

♡ heartslabyul dorm members react to your love confession ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ twst nightmares and fears au: heartslabyul (chronophobia) ♡ (gn!reader, horror, warnings for possible ooc, blood, death mentions, beheading/decapitation)

♡ heartslabyul pining headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff with hints of angst, no warnings)

♡ heartslabyul jealousy headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, mostly angst, no warnings)

♡ heartslabyul love languages headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ how twst characters would fall in love with you ♡ (gn!reader, mostly fluff, no warnings)

❤ riddle rosehearts ❤

♡ riddle rosehearts x chaotic s/o x neige leblanche poly headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ riddle rosehearts affection headcanons ♡ (fem!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ jamil, idia, malleus and riddle with a flirty s/o who loves to give them a lot of gifts headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff with elements of angst, no warnings)

♡ dorm leaders with a shy and awkward s/o headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, warning for mentions of bullying)

♡ jamil, vil and riddle with a s/o who tends to procrastinate headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ dorm leaders x s/o who loves to give them flowers headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ dorm leaders fake dating headcanons ♡ (fem!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ dorm leaders with a disney princess-like s/o headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ riddle, leona, azul and jamil x s/o who's traumatized from overblot incidents ♡ (gn!reader, hurt/comfort, no warnings)

♡ tea time with riddle and his tsum tsum ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ riddle, azul, idia and ruggie with a s/o who teases them in a loving way ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ dorm leaders x s/o who comes from a wealthy family headcanons ♡ (fem!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ riddle, azul, vil and malleus going ice skating with their s/o headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff with elements of comedy, no warnings)

♡ riddle, trey, azul and jade yandere headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, horror, warnings for yandere themes, abusive/unhealthy relationship dynamics, mentions of stalking, manipulating and gaslighting)

♡ dorm leaders reacting to an idol!reader performing a love song for them ♡ (gn!reader, fluff with elements of comedy, no warnings)

♡ riddle, deuce, silver and malleus x reader who was a knight headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ yandere!reader x twst's biggest red flags ♡ (gn!reader, horror, warnings for possible ooc, general yandere themes, themes of obsession, mentions of manipulation, murder and death, implications of suicide)

♡ him taking care of you + you taking care of him ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, hurt/comfort, no warnings)

❤ ace trappola ❤

♡ first year students with a shy and awkward s/o headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ first year students trying to confess to an oblivious reader headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ first years x strong and heroic s/o headcanons ♡ (fem!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ trey, jack, leona and ace x shy chef!reader headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ ace, deuce, floyd and malleus finding out that you had a s/o in your world headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, angst, warnings: no happy ending, malleus's part has yandere themes)

❤ deuce spade ❤

♡ watching leona, jamil and deuce workout headcanons ♡ (fem!reader, warning for slightly suggestive themes)

♡ first year students with a shy and awkward s/o headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ first year students trying to confess to an oblivious reader headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ leona, jamil and deuce comforting the reader that has scoliosis headcanons ♡ (fem!reader, hurt/comfort, warnings for mentions of health problems and insecurity themes)

♡ malleus, deuce, jack and idia with a s/o who has chubby cheeks headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ idia, deuce and floyd taking care of a sick reader ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ first years x strong and heroic s/o headcanons ♡ (fem!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ riddle, deuce, silver and malleus x reader who was a knight headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ ace, deuce, floyd and malleus finding out that you had a s.o in your world headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, angst, warnings: no happy ending, malleus's part has yandere themes)

❤ cater diamond ❤

♡ rook, vil, cater and lilia with a s/o who wears alternative makeup headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ third years finding your doodle of them with hearts around it headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

❤ trey clover ❤

♡ trey, azul, epel and sebek working on a project with a clueless reader headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff with elements of comedy, no warnings)

♡ trey, jamil and idia with a chaotic younger sibling headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff with elements of comedy, no warnings)

♡ trey, jamil and lilia with a dramatic s/o that praises their cooking headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff with elements of comedy, no warnings)

♡ trey, jack, sebek and jamil taking care of their sick s/o headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ jamil, trey, epel and lilia with a s/o who has trust issues headcanons ♡ (fem!reader, hurt/comfort, warning for betrayal themes)

♡ vice dorm leaders with a shy and awkward s/o headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ leona, ruggie, trey and kalim x s/o who's terrifying when angry ♡ (male!reader, fluff with elements of comedy (but also has some sad moments), no warnings)

♡ trey, azul, jade and idia as househusbands headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff with elements of comedy, no warnings)

♡ riddle, trey, azul and jade yandere headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, horror, warnings for yandere themes, abusive/unhealthy dynamics, mentions of stalking, manipulating and gaslighting)

♡ trey, jamil and silver x s/o who is a good listener headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ vice dorm leaders x reader who used to be an assassin in their world headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, warnings for mentions of murders, death, weapons and some minor physical violence)

♡ trey, jack, leona and ace x shy chef!reader headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

♡ third years finding your doodle of them with hearts around it headcanons ♡ (gn!reader, fluff, no warnings)

[bigratsdeservebigpats]

Just got my flu shot so I’m gonna throw my annoyance at TWST boys because I’m a bitch >:(

Stay healthy ya filthy fucks

Doesn’t even flinch, stares at the needle the entire time to assert dominance over the whole human race

Jade, Lilia, Trey, Leona, Jack, Jamil, Vil, Rook, Malleus, Sebek

Glares at everyone and probably hisses like the feral fuck they are

Floyd, Ace, Leona, Epel, Sebek, Grim

Needs to be distracted as they get the shot

Deuce, Ace, Grim, Epel, Lilia, Idia, Kalim, Cater

Tearing up, but doesn’t admit it

Riddle, Ace, Azul, Kalim, Deuce

Screams. Tantrum. Going insane. Stick a needle in them and they’ll stick a chair down your throat

Floyd, Epel

Can be bribed

Floyd, Ace, Epel, Sebek

Can be bribed but is actually okay with needles, they just also want a treat at the end

Cater, Trey, Ruggie, Jade, Rook, Lilia

Their arm was amputated and it cannot move it was chopped off it will NOT grow back.

Floyd, Ace, ME LOL

Is literally normal, gets the shot and leaves. Maybe gets a sticker too

Silver, Trey, Ruggie, Azul, Jack, Jamil, Vil, (ortho…?), Malleus

The one giving the shot

Yuu, who was not properly trained and really just wants to go home

Which are you under?

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Anyway I got the flu again (i swear my immunity is usually not this bad) & this gave me enough time to waste steamrolling through twst and

Ive finished book 4 of twisted wonderland and i felt genuine terror when MC started walking towards the mirror in a chapter titled 'A Mirror Breakthrough' seriously thought fucking mickey mouse was gonna crawl outta it like fucking samara. Im distressed. I hate this. I want him gone. On my hands and knees begging rn pls disney dont do this dont make me go through this

Also also am i being completely insane rn or is every interaction with malleus hitting all the checkmarks of a dating sim what is happening??? This isn't supposed to be an otome game right??? Sir why the fuck are you changing the genre of the game whenever you make an appearance?? Kinda reminds me of A3 where it wasn't technically an otome game, and the main story had some fakeouts (like in twst; where there are moments that would lead to a romantic scene in an actual otome game but don't in this instance) but didn't really have any romance except there was this one character who was kicking and screaming and biting and very obviously trying to claw his way into a route with MC. I never finished A3 but my guy you were playing the long game with that childhood friends to strangers to enemies to friends storyline so i hope you got there in the end🥂

[raptorsaurusmelain]

Let me show you... Youtube - chapter 29

I am in need to get this doctor appointment out of my brain. It will be on 2 separate chapter since this one was already a little long for my standards.

Warning : no proof reading, English is not my mother tongue.

If you are interested in reading this fic, the tag "#twst lmsyy" will give you all the chapters.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

Victoria had a horrible night. It was worse than usual. She stayed awake the whole night, in her bathtub. She had a new passion for this bathtub. Imagine having a bath staying warm eternally. Just imagine.

To pass time, she had taken one of the plank lying on the floor of an abandoned bedroom and put it across the bathtub width. The woman had put her phone on it to watch WeTube and see what she could do to repair the dorm. She knew from the game that it would be repaired after the Octavinelle mishap, but maybe it was her doing ? She laughed at this thought. She shouldn’t give herself too much credit. Plus Victoria knew she would be KO after her visit to the doctor. He would most certainly give her stronger anti-psychotics. She would finally sleep ! Which was a big improvement.

She didn’t want to alarm Yuu and Grim but she would need at least a week of rest, without any work to do. A week of SLEEP. It was her biggest fantasy for the moment.

Maybe she could pretend to have the flu ? It would not be believable, she didn't sneeze or cough. Sinus infection ? She wasn’t blowing her nose.

The black-haired woman thought aloud. “It is going to be hard to hide it…”

Once the Sun was out, Victoria got out of the bath and emptied it. She put on her clothes : her eternal black high waisted mom jean with a black long sleeve shirt and a warm wine sweater. It had no motif, it was just plain. She put on her Timberland ankle boots. Need to stay warm since the days were beginning to be cold and her body was clearly not functioning.

Victoria got out of her bedroom to go to the kitchen. Her body seemed to weigh a ton. She was moving slow, since everything seemed to go fast around her.

She prepared her tea and her hazelnut sandwich. She got Yuu’s and Grim’s cereal out of the cupboard, with the proper dishes. She prepared handmade orange juices for them, to have a good immune system. You can never be too careful !

Yuu and Grim came inside the kitchen and sat on their usual chairs. They began to munch on their breakfast while speaking about the classes they had today. It was moments like those that made Victoria hold on to her dear life and sanity. Or what was left of it.

At the moment to leave the dorm, Victoria wrapped Yuu and Grim in a scarf she knitted.

The woman spoke first. “I need to buy both of you a coat, winter will come soon.”

Yuu nodded while Grim protested. “We can just choose our clothes ! No need to mom us out of it !”

Victoria had a small laugh and squeezed them in a hug.

It was Yuu’s turn to speak. “Are you alright ? You don’t seem well those days.”

The woman answered gently. “I am just very tired. You both give me strength to continue.”

The day passed slowly. Very slowly. Victoria took her time to do her chores of the day. She needed to do those well before going to rest at home.

When it was time to go to the doctor, she went to the dorm and left a note on the kitchen table, saying she would be late for dinner and to eat without her.

Victoria took the bus to go to the appointment. It was a quick ride, since the island wasn’t big.

Once at the bus stop, she took out Maps to go to the building. It was quite “in your face” building for a shady doctor…

The woman was quickly taken in charge by the doctor. He was a tall and thin man, quite a few years older than her. He wore round glasses with a golden frame. The glasses made her thought of Scrooge Macduck.

He spoke in a low voice. “So you are the Miss I-don’t-have-insurance-or-social-security recommended by Crowley ? What brings you here today ?”

She had an apologetic smile. “Yeah it’s me… I… Kinda have bipolarity and I am in a full blown crisis.”

The man raised an eyebrow. “And what makes you think you’re having an episode ?”

She decided to answer honestly. After all, she was protected by medical secret. “Well… I have energy bursts, I don’t sleep and…”

She continued with a small voice. “I hear voices ?”

The doctor laughed. “It is a good reason to think so.”

He took out what seemed to be a tiara and put it on her head. He continued. “Let’s see your brain activity.”

[Is this like a portative MRI ?] she thought.

The doctor turned on a rectangular screen and the picture on it was bright orange and yellow. He whistled. “Wow, you rarely see a brain having so much activity…”

Tagged : @1-randomized, @hipsterteller, @boba-tea-fish

[indulgentandidiotic]

Hi there! This is your TWST Secret Santa just dropping in to let you know that a couple things have made progress slow on your gift, but I will make sure it's ready by the January 1st deadline! I'm still trying to make it by the 25th, but if you don't receive anything on that day, just know you weren't forgotten about. I am fighting both the flu and a change in my initial plans. I'm working on writing something just for you that I hope you'll enjoy. Happy holidays and I'll be in touch again soon! ~ Santa

Wah!! Thank you, thank you! No worries, and I wish you a swift recovery! Many hugs and kisses and soup ! ♥️♥️🍰🍲 Happy Holidays to you, too 🪄💫💫☃️

[yuufujimaru]

Honestly I would absolutely love to see that other twst x HP au someday. It would be funny to see the hp wizards getting their beliefs shaken and their shit rocked by the craziness that is twisted wonderland. Especially since they’re not on their home territory this time around they don’t exactly have the law on their side here.

Though I imagine tensions might be worse as they hadn’t had 4-5 years of yuu. Aka they haven’t dealt with night raven branded craziness. Absolutely no tolerance for it has been built.

I for one am looking forward to umbridge getting absolutely tortured in a world dominated by those she and Britain’s magical world find to be…less than

Anyways hope you feel better soon!!!!

I am actually leaning toward this more than the niche one, but I will be taking a month or so intermission to just relax and unwind from the massive project!

So there is that tidbit for you!

And thank you! My flu is much better now and all I have to deal with is a stuffy nose that can't decide if it's produced enough mucus for the rest of the year!

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#5

I'll send in another request then! :D Would you like to try writing a drabble or scenario with a word + character prompt?

Snow + Jamil

Have fun~

Requester: @thecurrator

I loved writing this and I desire more word + character prompts. Send some in, cause I’m purging my askbox. This is platonic. Also, MC is a child in this. Like, 10-12. Okay, enjoy.

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"Come back here, you'll get a cold!"

Jamil was using the same voice he would to chastise Kalim for going into the snow without a coat, but his tone was softer, as he didn't want to be too hard on you. Still, going into the freezing cold without any sort of protection on you? That's no good.

"Hey, prefect, come back! Snow being pretty isn't enough to risk catching the flu for!" You looked back at him with a pout on your face, as you claimed, "But Jamil, it looks so sparkly!"

He stopped as reached you, putting his hands on his hips. "Don't be like that. If you're going to run out into the snow, at least put something warm. Come back inside, and we'll get that fixed up. Then, you can play in the snow all you want."

Your eyes lightened up, and you looked up at him sparkly eyes. "Really?"

"Yes, now come along." He started the trek towards Ramshackle, and you followed him, looking forward to the blast you were going to have in the snow.

100 notes - Posted February 20, 2022

#4

can I ask for Rook, Floyd and Malleus with an s/o that has sinusitis (bad headaches basically)? Suffering rn, and it's not fun :(

Thank you, and take ur time!!!!

sorry that i'm so late with this!! i hope you're better now, make sure to drink plenty of water!

Romantic Rook Hunt, Floyd Leech, and Malleus Draconia with a reader that has sinusitus. (Headcanons)

Rook Hunt~

🏹 Oh, you poor dear! It's a shame that someone as beautiful as yourself has to deal with such a horrible condition!

🏹 Rook will see to it that you don't overexert yourself or end up all alone when you need help. After all, how could he call himself a lover if he doesn't make sure you get plenty of rest and water?

🏹 9/10, because he can overbearing at times.

Floyd Leech~

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150 notes - Posted July 26, 2022

#3

「Request」(Hi, I'm new and enjoyed your Trey & Jade works! ^^) Perhaps a platonic short imagine of Jade and/or Jamil with a Reader that managed to silver-tongue/give them the slip out of trouble on more then one occasion? Those two are tough cookies but I'm sure it's possible!

Jade Leech (Platonic Scenario-Sneakin' Around)

A/N: I just finished a matchup with Jamil, so I'm gonna write for Mafia Eel #1 instead. Also, I named this after this song, and I purged all the old requests in my askbox, so send in some more.

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You were sure he wouldn’t be able to hear your breathing.

Then again, were you sure about anything regarding Jade Leech? He was an enigma, something he knew, and used to his advantage. Despite this, you two were acquaintances, even though you had managed to slip out of trouble from him on multiple occasions. Maybe this was why you were friendly towards eachother. He said once that he loved unpredictable things, and someone being able to run from him was certainly of the sort.

Lost in your thoughts, you didn’t notice the tree you were hiding in being shaked.

You fell out of the tree with a squeak, and fell into the arms of a certain teal-haired eel. You knew it wasn’t Floyd from the gloves alone, and you couldn’t decide if you wanted Floyd to be there instead. 

“Fufu, your hiding spot was certainly clever.”

You looked up at him, eyes wide.

“Jade-Senpai.....”

He set you down with his everlasting smile, and held out his arm.

“I’m very fond of you, don’t you know? Would you like to accompany me on a walk?”

“Um.... Sure.”

158 notes - Posted March 28, 2022

#2

Can I request hcs about Jamil, Kalim, Riddle and Idia with a gn! reader thats like Isabela from Encanto (maybe they're actually royalty) [sorry if this is too vague]

Jamil Viper:

Jamil understands your plight of keeping up appearances. He's had to pretend to be average his entire life to not surpass Kalim.

He knows what it's like to be constantly under pressure, and he sympathises with you.

If you ever snap, he’s like “Relatable”.

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187 notes - Posted March 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

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380 notes - Posted August 8, 2022

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[terrovaniadorm]

Hi there! This is your TWST Secret Santa just dropping in to let you know that a couple things have made progress slow on your gift, but I will make sure it's ready by the January 1st deadline! I'm still trying to make it by the 25th, but if you don't receive anything on that day, just know you weren't forgotten about. I am fighting both the flu and a change in my initial plans. I'm working on writing something just for you that I hope you'll enjoy. Happy holidays and I'll be in touch again soon! ~ Santa

Hey!! My gifter!!! It's fine I'm glad you let me know, i hope you can recover from your flu (I've been a little sick myself) please take care and take your time 🫶 have a wonderful holiday season!

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lucid

okay but silver is seriously sooooo <3333 i think he might be my fav from twst heheh

tw: silver is obsessed, implied stalking, just...a creepy vibe overall

- silver just can't get you out of his head -

initially, silver only had these vivid fantasies when he was fast asleep - which was already very often, considering his uncontrollable tendency to doze off in any situation - but recently, he's begun drifting off into his impressively detailed dreams even when he was sure he was awake.

his eyes were still open and he wasn't sleeping - but his mind was far away. so far away, in fact, he even messed up a remarkably simple potion and caused a huge mess in class, causing lilia to finally talk to him about his strange behavior.

"i'm alright," silver had replied, a little peeved that he had done something so stupid, "nothing's bothering me,"

"if you insist," lilia had persisted for a long time before finally giving up, glancing back with a still-curious look in his eye, "but if there's anything at all that's troubling you, you know you can always talk to me, right?"

"sure, old man, but there's really nothing. i just...got distracted." he huffed before turning away.

there was no way silver could ever tell lilia about his troubles. how could he explain the terrible position he was in? how could he, as a diligent knight-in-training let his mind drift away from his primary duty? especially when it was in favor of someone who was, frankly, unimportant, especially compared to the people he was surrounded with. compared to malleus and lilia, you were just...another regular human. someone he could meet at any time and at any place. there was nothing so exceptional about you as a student, but ordinary as you were, you managed to secure a spot in the center of his mind, and you dominated his thoughts.

not just in real life, and not just in dreams, but now, you even managed to influence him to have daydreams of you? it seemed he could never escape your infatuating presence. everywhere he looked, he could see you, whether in his imagination, where you were holding his hand - or in reality, where you were laughing with your friends, it was like torture to never be able to escape you.

he was convinced it had to be a spell of some sorts, perhaps, this was someone's cruel way of exacting revenge on him, but what for? somehow, he was sure you had no involvement in this bewitchment, but someone had to take responsibility, and if all those potions he tried weren't cutting it, there was only one solution he could think of.

making his dreams a reality.

if he could experience your soft words and gentle touch in real life, there would be no need for it to haunt his mind, right? all he had to do was get closer to you, and from your friendly nature, he was sure it couldn't be too hard.

"if i keep messing up like this," he thought to himself, "it will reflect badly on malleus. this is the only way - i must rid of my condition."

he was prepared to introduce himself to you, inform you that the two of you shared some classes together and that he was from the diasomnia dorm but-

"oh, hey, silver! what's up?" you're smiling at him, like you've always known him, like the two of you were friends.

"you...know me?" he blinks, still processing your reaction.

"huh? of course!" you're still smiling widely as you speak, "we have potions together, don't we? and i know you're in the equestrian club 'cause when i came to check it out once before, you were there."

"oh...i thought...i didn't think you'd notice."

"yeah, well, i noticed you tend to fall asleep pretty much everywhere as well. i don't mean to overstep, however, i'm sure that can't be safe, you know, but i recall once i saw you asleep outside and there were all these little birds were sitting near you. it was really so cute!"

silver felt his face burn. did you just...call him cute? him, a knight in training, was cute?! as much as he wasn't expecting those words from you, he couldn't deny the pleasant fluttering in his heart, and the warm flush in his face when he heard what you said.

"anyways, i wanted to ask you if...you wanted to study together today?" he finally forced the question out, anxiously waiting for your response. for a moment, you looked pleasantly surprised, but before he can blink, it's gone and the usual grin is on your face again.

"you want to study with me? really? i'm busy today but maybe tomorrow? if you're free, of course."

"busy...?" he echoes, clueless. you had seemed excited to talk to him, though? was there...something more important?

"[nickname]!" an excited cheer comes from behind you. a hand is placed on your shoulder and you turn back to greet the person with an equally elevated response. silver recognizes the voice, the person - cater - lilia was in a club with him, if he remembered correctly. but now, the only thing he could think of was how irritating he was, intruding on their conversation so rudely.

"are you ready to go now?" cater asks you, and silver feels even more vexed at how he was blatantly ignoring him, and ruining his opportunity to talk to you.

"hold on, cater," you turn to him, your eyes gleaming as you pass silver your phone, "why don't you put in your number? i'll let you know when i'm free to study."

silver's hands tremble as he keys in the number, watching out of the corner of his eye at how disgustingly close cater was to you, touching you and whispering into your ears with a suspicious sparkle in his eyes. he wasn't sure why, but it infuriated him to no end.

"thanks," you wave at him, "i'll see you tomorrow!" and then, you're gone, walking down the hallway with cater by your side, the both of you laughing.

silver likes the way your fingers brushed against his.

it was better than he ever imagined.

it got worse. his dreams, his mind was brimming with thoughts of you. when you smiled at him as you entered the room, when you waved at him from across the hallway, when you texted him about your day, when you were sitting across him during your breaks. even when he was sleeping, he had dreams of you and him - holding his hand, letting him rest his head on your shoulder, kissing him - it was almost torturous how he couldn't stop thinking of you.

unsurprisingly, lilia noticed, and surprisingly, he found great joy in the fact that silver liked you. he was actively encouraging silver to talk to you more, or sit with you, ask if you'd like to join the equestrian club or something of the sort - anything to spend more time together! - he had said. silver already had you added on a game the two of you played, he followed your social media profiles and even had your schedule memorized (not that you were aware of the last one). it had become a thing for the two of you to hang out at mostro lounge once a week after classes, just talking and studying together.

he really enjoyed your company. you had a nice voice, and when you were excited and rambling, he found it cute - for once, he didn't even doze off as usual. he felt more alert than ever with you, desperate to note down any little thing you said. when you were a little more laidback and relaxed, he found your voice soothing. it was a mellifluous, warm sound.

once, you had told him you thought his name was very nice, and that had sent silver blushing and unable to meet your eyes for a while. once he was back, he informed lilia of your compliment, face flushed and eyes wide, and lilia was over the moon, claiming he was ready to have you two married.

silver viewed you as someone very important to him, but he knew you didn't feel the same, or at least, not to the same degree as his appreciation of you. for you, cater always came in first. it was true that silver cared for others, like lilia and malleus, but lilia himself had told him that he should prioritize you and your meet-ups if he wants to get closer to you, and while silver did just that, you would often reject him in favor of cater.

sorry, silver, but cater and i have plans. maybe some other day?

i won't be able to make it today...cater needs help studying for an impt test tmrw :((

that sounds nice, but every saturday cater and i hang out...does friday work for you?

it was getting on his nerves the number of times you had canceled or postponed something because of cater needed you for. he knew you didn't mean to hurt his feelings, but cater was taking up too much of your time and attention - he couldn't let it continue. he felt something inside him shatter every time he was put second by you.

he had lamented to lilia about your unfair treatment, to which the other had immediately reassured him.

"don't worry about it! i'll take care of it. just wait and see what happens."

"okay but...don't do anything too drastic?" silver was doubtful about lilia's definition of 'taking care' of cater, but ultimately he decided to leave him to do as he wished.

and now, with you seated next to him as the mostro lounge had conveniently rearranged all their two-person seating to be side-by-side for some unknown reason, complaining about how cater never had time to hang out anymore, and couldn't even spare the time to help you study, only replying to you hours later with something brief and unfriendly, silver had a sneaking suspicion that his old man had something to do with cater being too busy. while he listened to you and offered to help you out, reminding you that you were always welcome in his dorm, he had to hold back the large smile threatening to burst out as you frowned, wondering why your friend was suddenly so cold.

silver still dreams of you, of course, but once the two of you progress into a relationship closer to the one he wishes he can have with you, he's sure these dreams will stop. with lilia's support, he knows it's only a matter of time before everything works out.

i underestimated how much work id get from class and i screwed up so many tests and hw already :( im just so tired and unmotivated but i felt like writing for silver so... i like writing for silver maybe ill do some more twst later &lt;3