#villain posting

[ravings-of-a-mad-scientist]

Evil inator #69: the GAYinator™®! 

This doomsday device will INFECT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WITH HOMOGAY! With no more heteronormative relationships the birth rate will plummet causing the END OF THE WORLD (eventually)(probably)

Why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWAHAHAHA!  and definitely not so I can smooch that superhero I have a gay crush on

Edit: Even a concentrated blast from the GAYinator™® had no effect on the superhero?! 🤨😳 Anyways, then they just threw it into the sun so no gay apocalypse unfortunately.

[curiositysavesthecat]

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[the-bar-sinister]

"Rules are made to be broken, and the broken are made to be ruled."

[cleric-posting]

Who's been hiding all the bad guys from me‽

[evil-little-guy]

mwahahaha

Mwahahahahahah

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[punishedcrow]

every time I get anon hate mail i get a little more powerful

[queerpiracy]

“hey I see you posting a lot about this villain and i just think you should think long and hard about why you're drawn to such a horrible and immoral person”

I’ve already dedicated my entire tumblr to this topic, anon.  I don’t.... I don’t know what else you want from me

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[ravings-of-a-mad-scientist]

The Tahltan Bear Dog was a small native dog bred for KILLING BEARS

The Tahltan bear dog was a small dog breed domesticated by natives of Canada for hunting bears.

The Tahltan people would carry several bear dogs in a sack while out on a hunt. Then if they saw a bear they would RELEASE THE DOGS FROM THE SACK.

The bear dogs would then proceed to VICIOUSLY yap at the bear. Like, a lot. They are very yappy little dogs.

Thus the bear would be completely FLABBERGASTED, CONFUZZLED, AND ENTIRELY DISTRACTED, creating an opportunity for the hunters to sneak up behind the bear and ATTACK THEM FROM BEHIND.

Sadly, this breed of dog is now extinct. Not because of the bears, but because of diseases that European dogs brought to north America. The last of them died out in the 1980s. Which is a shame.

Could you imagine me as a supervillain doing gay crime then some superdorks show up and they see me carrying a $ sack, which they FOOLISHLY believe to be a bag of cash, and they’re like;

“Jig's up, Doc, drop the bag!”

Then I’m like “Poor choice of words!”

Then I drop the sack and a dozen tiny doggos pop out and start yapping at them?? I’d be unstoppable!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[aphel1on]

i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good

[shreddits-unpopular-opinions]

<3< Why are theze all ab0ut Fuchz1az????

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There Are More In The Queue, They Will Post Soon! The First Posts Just Happened To All Be About That, For Some Reason.

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[bitty-bytes]

"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.

[finleycannotdraw]

I don’t have the capacity to be coherent right now but. this movie is so good

[evil-little-guy]

i am against the geneva convention

[charlotlie]

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM