#which was so funny

[vigilskeep]

i still laugh about when you walk into nathaniel in act 3 because i had noticed the ‘grouchy fereldan archer man with half up half down black hair with braids and also was robbed of his noble inheritance and also (in my playthroughs) has an animal companion’ similarities but i don’t think it really registered until he was there and keir was getting that speed of light whiplash

[theaologies]

“For the Holy sake of Fuck can we try that again?”

[inkbagel]

You ever start to get a lil mad arguing online and then realize the other person is kind of insecure (and also not good at insults lmao) and suddenly it becomes a game of how mad can you make them before they block you

[pictureswithboxes]

Am i the only one who remembers in Bridge to the Turnabout when the judge asked Franziska is she was “von Karma, like the legendary prosecutor?”

And her reply was basically “Yeah, bitch, that’s me. I’m the only von Karma.”

That’s some queen shit right there.

[nomaishuttle]

my brother est 5 For the uninituated.. hes not like idk 13 or somrthing. scary age for him to be

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[anna-scribbles]

so this summer i am nannying a 5 year old who loves miraculous ladybug (my dream) & every day she asks if we can play ladybug and chat noir at the park. these are some comics based on our various games<3

[eemamminy-art]

I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????

[ambreiiigns]

i watched midori aka shoujo tsubaki and it's huhhhhh how do you say huhhhh lame

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

[dreadfuldevotee]

The way the everyone talks about Assad is truly hilarious to me. Rolin Jones keeps throwing him into the deep end just because he believes in his ability. Eric and Luke agree that Assad is soooo nice and sweet but gets scary as fuck when he gets in-front of that camera. Sam saying watching him perform is "spine tingling".

And then you hear from Assad and he's just all "I was shitting myself the entire time, idk what I'm doing"

[socvincjpeg]

The book of bill website is open and typing in breakup/divorce gets you..

bro...

[bruciemilf]

Normal regular people should slowly plant themselves into the Wayne clan.

There’s this busboy that works with uncle TJ. Dick learns his name is Mikey when he stops by the restaurant. He hasn’t been since Bruce took him when he was 10.

the Bat has no idea the prodigal son returned to the nest. So Mikey’s suddenly babysitting a strange vigilante with the horsepower of 4 drunk girls in an Uber.

“It’s just so fucking frustrating because I WANT to be here but he doesn’t TELL me he wants me here! I want him to want me! I want him to say ‘hey, by the way, you’re my son, you’re always welcome here, I know you get lonely!’ But he doesn’t! He doesn’t! I miss Jason. This sandwich is so good. Thanks cousin.”

Mikey, who’s been working there for about a week, stares at the 300 dollar tip for a straight 30 minutes, wondering who Jason is.

From then on, the flock multiplies.

POV you’re cousin Mikey and Red Hood just walks in while you’re closing, covered in blood, and Spoiler’s leg is broken but she really wants a meatball sub, Signal asks why they upped the prices on the pizza, Orphan stares and nods her head and oh my god that’s an 8 year old with a sword:

[clownowo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading