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[leclerc-s]

the blue - part ten

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LAS VEGAS 2023

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ivy is adjusting well to the travel life well. pov: you've just had a rundown by lando norris on how charles is slowly losing his mental stability. don't worry! he's fine! still mentally stable but on his last limb polite cat oscaroo strikes again! photo from this morning's travels

tom holland okay, you guys can't be mad at me..

max verstappen thomas i swear to god- logan sargeant if this spider-bitch says harrison tagged along, we are not responsible for yuki. tom holland okay, well, i guess i'll die.

yuki tsunoda YOUR SISTER CRIED ON STAGED BECAUSE OF HIM! AND YOU JUST BROUGHT HIM ALONG??

sam holland i told him not too but he said, and i quote, "he's my best friend. i can't just not bring him." lando norris YOU COULD NOT BRING HIM?

george russell he's going to get killed.

charles leclerc we won't be responsible for yuki or max.

max verstappen i can take him

zendaya there is too much testosterone here

amelia holland OH I HAVE A SOLUTION!

amelia holland added 4 people

lily muni he why?

amelia holland you try saying anything against the zendaya alexandra saint mleux valid. very valid.

george russell how did you get my girlfriend's number?

carmen mundt someone was very drunk after her show in london that he forgot i was with him

pierre gasly you fucking idiot

kika gomes said the idiot to the other idiot

pierre gasly how am i an idiot?

esteban ocon you tried to "out spider-man" tom last week when you were drunk. charles leclerc and you almost ran into oncoming traffic. daniel ricciardo if it weren't for me you'd be dead.

lily muni he why were we added?

alex albon TOM INVITED HARRISON TO VEGAS!

kika gomes well that's stupid.

alexandra saint mleux your sister cried because of him?

tom holland you don't get it! he was sad and i can't say no to him! he's my best friend! i will get him to apologize to amelia.

amelia holland i'm not talking to him. i have nothing to talk to him about.

oscar piastri he's a dickhead. he's never going to apologize.

lando norris oscar jack piastri, cursing? that's a new one. someone call sky sports!

logan sargeant you're talking about the guy who grew up with mark webber. he's said worse. trust me.

oscar piastri shut up?

harry holland YOU INVITED THE SECOND STRING LOSER?

kika gomes fitting name. lily muni he it's what she called him in a song. i guess it stuck. zendaya he deserves it

harry holland thomas, we are having words.

sam holland and i'm calling paddy.

tuwaine oh shit just got real.

ameliaholland vegas, baby!

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landonorris when will i get a post for myself? i'm the best friend?

↳ ameliaholland when you finally get a race win...

↳ landonorris i hate you

username amelia holland, certified oscar piastri simp

tomholland2013 can't believe you ditched us to hang out with oscar

↳ ameliaholland can't believe you invited apple.

↳ lilymhe she's right thomas. how could you.

↳ maxverstappen1 can't believe spider-man would betray us this way

↳ charles_leclerc traitor

↳ yukitsunoda0511 liar.

↳ tomholland2013 I GET IT!

↳ ameliaholland but do you?

↳ francesca.cgomes clearly he doesn't.

username what on earth is happening in the comments?

username i don't know but they're all upset with tom

username amelia instagram is all just pictures of oscar

↳ username she's in love! let's leave her alone!

↳ username oh don't get me wrong. i love it. it's adorable

amelia holland max invited us out before free practice tomorrow and after the opening ceremony

tom holland I'M GAME!

zendaya sounds like fun.

sam holland count me in!

tuwaine a chance to party with the max verstappen and daniel ricciardo, count me in!

harry holland i'm in

harrison osterfield i don't think your friends like me very much

amelia holland they don't but max said to invite you anyways. something about water under the troll?

amelia holland i think he meant water under the bridge?

amelia holland pierre also said something about second string loser buying the first round of drinks.

harrison osterfield alright. i'll go

amelia holland you can leave if you feel uncomfortable at any point

harrison osterfield okay

ABU DHABI 2023

ameliaholland in honor of the end of the 2023 season, i give you one final photo dump.

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oscarpiastri 🧡🧡

↳ ameliaholland 🧡🧡

username mama y papa!!

charles_leclerc this is charles leclerc erasure!

↳ alex_albon i agree this is erasure of the most important people in her life!

↳ ameliawinters as opposed to my boyfriend and brother?

↳ georgerussell63 of course!

username i need to find someone who looks at me the way oscar looks at amelia.

lilymhe not enough amelia content. 3/10.

↳ ameliaholland i'm sorry love, i'll do better next time.

yukitsunoda0511 0/10 no yuki content. every photo dump must include a picture of me.

↳ ameliaholland apologizes yuki. i'll include one next time.

harrisonosterfield where is the cat's seatbelt??

↳ oscarpiastri she said she didn't need one.

↳ harrisonosterfield you're being a very irresponsible father mr.piastri

↳ oscarpiastri i am simply listening to what my daughter wants mr.osterfield

↳ username talk about a friendship i never saw coming

username and to think we started the season with single oscar and we're ending it with oscar dating THE amelia holland!!

username ivy lives a better life than me.

username they're giving high school sweethearts.

username your honor, i love them

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¡leclerc-s speaks! in case you couldn't tell, i don't how to end stories, so this is my attempt at one. i definitely didn't procrastinate this because i didn't want to be finished with this story. not at all. but stick around and wait for the bonus chapters because this story isn't quite over yet.

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!

[ynbabe]

Lockwood & Co. Incorrect quotes, pt.6

Before Lucy 

Y/n: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks! Anthony: Why would I do that? Y/n: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!

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*The Squad is eating dinner* George: Can you pass the salt? Anthony: *throws Y/n across the table*

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George, after Anthony did something stupid: You should have realised, Anthony, if Y/n didn't kill you, I would have.

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Y/n: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk? Anthony: The final boss. George: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? Y/n: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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Anthony, in love: How do you do that? Y/n, after having done something dumb: I'm fearless. George, having introduced the idiots and now regretting it: When we were kids, I saw you run from bees. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad. Y/n: I'm mostly fearless.

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Y/n: My aesthetic is "would be sentenced to the chair by DEPRAC."

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Y/n: Who hurt you? Anthony, always on the edge of a mental breakdown: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Y/n, pulling out ALOT of iron/silver weapons: ...Yes, actually.

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Anthony: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?! Y/n: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence. Anthony: Oh... George, from across the room: *from across the room* I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Y/n: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch. George: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with. Y/n: Lmao, @Anthony.

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Anthony: I hate you. Y/n: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

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Anthony, after a fight with Y/n: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing her name to Y/n.

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Y/n, grave-robbing: I’m going to hell. Anthony, there for a case: Probably. Y/n: I'll pick you up? Anthony: *nodding* Carpool.

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Anthony, pissed : Y/n! I thought you were dead! Y/n, back after running away for a year: No, just in deep cover. Anthony, about to lose his mind: ...But it was an open casket. Y/n, little scared now: It was very deep.

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Y/n: Hold on, I can explain! Anthony: Really? Can you now? Y/n: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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Since Lucy

George, trying to joke: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon. Y/n, expecting a ‘delivery’: Cool. George: Do you know who Joe is? Y/n: JOE MAMA! Anthony, not even looking up from his phone: Damn, that backfired.

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Y/n, just back home: Do you cook? Lucy: I made a cake once. Anthony: Yeah, it was good. Lucy: Really? Anthony: Don’t make me lie twice, Luce.

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Y/n, back from sneaking around for state secrets: Anthony! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover. Anthony, pissed at her: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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Anthony: For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home if you were asleep or drunk. But then we got rid of the horse. George: You complete moron. You stupid fucking idiot. "Cars would be better if they could bite and shit" – that was you just now, dumbass. George: "Wouldn't it be cool if cars could piss? Wouldn't it be cool if cars could fuck?" Fuck off. Y/n: It would be cool if cars could fuck. Lucy: We... We still have horses.

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Anthony, to Y/n, since they’re sharing a room,: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your side of the room for food. Clean your side and you will find it.

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Lucy: It’s funny how well you and George get along. Didn’t they hate you at first? Y/n: George hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.

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Y/n: I just found out from Lucy today that when I ‘died’ and George threw my weapons in the grave, Anthony said, “You should aim one at the coffin to be sure.”

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Y/n: I give up. I am so tired. George: Get the emergency supply! Lucy: *carries Anthony and throws him in front of Y/n* Anthony: *smiles* Y/n: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

[kandisheek]

FIC REC WEEK 12 – OTHER MARVEL SHIPS

CLINT/BUCKY

I Hate Running by copperbadge

Pairing: Bucky/Clint Rating: T Words: 916 Tags: Running, Flirting, Murder Strut

Summary: Clint and Bucky go running. This was a potential mistake.

Reasons why I love it: This fic is so goddamn funny, it cracks me up every single time. Poor Bucky and his moonshine crackpot serum, he never stood a chance. There are so many fantastic lines in this that I can't possibly quote them all, so I hope you go and check this one out, because it's amazing!

Trainwreck Through A Rear Window by flawedamythyst

Pairing: Bucky/Clint Rating: T Words: 9,840 Tags: No Powers, PTSD, Deaf Clint

Summary: Through Clint's big main window, you could see straight across the street and into the apartment opposite, where a man was standing, staring at Clint as if he couldn't believe what he was seeing. When he caught Clint's eye, he just shook his head slowly. -- The guy in the apartment opposite spends way too much time watching Clint make a fool of himself, which wouldn't matter as much if he weren't also smoking hot.

Reasons why I love it: They're so fucking cute, ugh, I can't. Clint The Trainwreck Barton is just the best, I laughed my ass off multiple times. And everyone rooting for him and Bucky from the sidelines is just adorable. The way they finally meet is perfect too. This fic is amazing, and I hope you give it a shot, if you haven't already!

crack the whip, shape-shift and trick by shatteredhourglass

Pairing: Bucky/Clint Rating: T Words: 2,347 Tags: Trans Clint, Protective Bucky, Chest Binding

Summary: “Remember when Tony sat you and Steve and Thor down and started that god-awful PowerPoint Presentation about queer people?” Bucky snorts. “Did he think that they just fuckin’ appeared out of nowhere after the war? Honestly. I nearly shot his computer. Steve liked it.” -- A request from Tumblr for some trans Clint

Reasons why I love it: I would pay good money to see that presentation Tony whipped up. I love Bucky's reaction to Clint's gender identity, and the fluff that follows is pure gold. This fic is lovely, and I hope you give it a shot for yourself!

Maybe If You're Good by circ_bamboo

Pairing: Bucky/Clint Rating: E Words: 3,984 Tags: PWP, Wall Sex, Banter

Summary: "So, we share an ex." Bucky seriously thought about grabbing one of the knives on the counter and stabbing Clint for trying to talk to him before coffee, but he'd promised Steve he wouldn't do that and promised Tony that he wouldn't get any more blood on surfaces that didn't clean easily. (And then there is snark and wallsex.)

Reasons why I love it: Honestly, when Clint flexes, I dare anyone to keep their concentration. This fic is so much fun – Clint and Bucky sassing each other and Bucky teasing the fuck out of Clint is great. And on top of that, the smut is hot as hell. I love this fic to bits, and I bet you will too!

Got Me Lyin' (for your love) by Kangofu_CB

Pairing: Bucky/Clint Rating: T Words: 4,266 Tags: Meet-Cute, Veteran Bucky, Deaf Clint

Summary: Clint advertises himself as a ‘semi-acceptable to totally inappropriate boyfriend for all your family holiday, family dinner, corporate Christmas party, and other fake-dating needs’. It's surprisingly lucrative, especially around Thanksgiving and Christmas, and he is always very clear with his ‘dates’ exactly what he is and isn't willing to do, and anything physical beyond some hand-holding or maybe a light peck on the mouth is completely off the table. So when Natasha asks him for a favor - to help out one of her friends with his own special brand of help, Clint readily agrees. But James 'Bucky' Barnes is nothing like Clint's other clients.

Reasons why I love it: Clint falling head over heels for Bucky's murder strut, we love to see it. I can totally see Clint offering services like this, and I love that bit with Todd in the beginning there. This fic is super funny and sweet, so I hope you check it out for yourself!

Synchronicity by AvaKelly

Pairing: Bucky/Clint Rating: M Words: 7,346 Tags: Avengers Tower, Bed Sharing, Clint Needs a Hug

Summary: James ends up berating himself internally while the meals get ready. He can't stomach any food right now, so he leans onto the counter with his coffee while everyone else eats. That's when Clint stumbles in, eyes half closed and hair in disarray. He's wearing one of James' hoodies, the one Tony's given him as a joke, that says Cyborg on the front and Murderous Kitten on the back, but is surprisingly soft. OR: the one where Clint falls asleep everywhere and James takes it upon himself to carry him to bed.

Reasons why I love it: This one is just beautiful. Bucky slipping so effortlessly into his role as the one who takes care of Clint, giving him everything he needs – I could read that all day. The story beats that touch on their trauma are heart-breaking, but it just makes the fluff that follows all the sweeter. I love this fic, and I highly recommend that you check it out for yourself!

[galaxy-brain-rasslin]

Just some quick thoughts on All In. There will be spoilers.

Zero Hour

I, 100% did not expect Adam and MJF to win, at all. I expected there to be the initial start of a betrayal or something. I was pleasantly surprised, since I love the two of them.

Aussie Open seems really good. I should probably check out ROH.

Hook is one of my favorite anime protagonists, and Jack Perry has improved so much by being a complete piece of shit.

Also, Taz being hyped up for everything Hook does will literally never get old. Dude just sounds so proud every damn time.

CM Punk vs Samoa Joe

I don't really care a whole lot about CM Punk. I've seen a few of his pre-AEW matches, and I think he cuts a fun promo. I also think he's clearly enjoying himself, which makes watching his matches more enjoyable, in their own way.

That said, watching Samoa Joe just beat the absolute fuck out of Punk for most of the match was beautiful. I missed Joe in the original ROH and TNA/Impact, but his NXT and WWE stuff was so fun. Joe works at such a great pace, too. He literally always feels like a threat.

Seeing "real world championship" in quotes every time they mention CM Punk’s belt always reminds me of when AJ Styles was being announced in WWE as "The Man Who Would Like to be Announced as 'The Face that Runs the Place'"

Golden Elite vs Bullet Club Gold w/ Takeshita

Juice Robinson is my favorite feral little gremlin in pro wrestling.

Jay White is a beautiful piece of shit and I love him for it. He's also so fucking good in the ring.

Takeshita is also fantastic and has been consistently great.

I love how much everyone hates Don Callis.

Golden☆Lovers OTP

Hangman Adam Page is one of all-time favorite wrestlers. Just always happy to see him out there.

Ibushi tried to murder people with his kicks and it was fantastic shit.

A shitty surprise pin on Kenny Omega is absolutely on brand. I was peeved in a good way.

FTR vs Young Bucks

Fuck the Revival. I also like FTR a lot. Been a fan of theirs since NXT, and I loved seeing them draped in gold not that long ago.

I don't always feel like watching a Young Bucks match, but I always enjoy the match when it's done.

FTR and the Bucks were top-tier tag team wrestling today.

I legitimately expected FTR to lose, given the legal troubles that Cash could be facing. Seeing FTR win was a nice surprise.

FTR having arm bands for Brodie Lee, Bray Wyatt, and Jay Briscoe was so sweet, and so sad.

Stadium Stampede

Find someone who loves you as much as Eddie Kingston hates Claudi Castagnoli.

Mox looked so fucking cool walking out.

Oh my god, Trent, why, what the fuck. Please stop.

Someone getting skewers stabbed into their heads will always make me wince and laugh simultaneously.

Penta being walked backstage by medics only to return as Penta Oscuro was amazing shit. Penta is great.

Wheeler Yuta is the perfect person in BCC to be a bloodthirsty little goblin that you want to see eat the pin. He does his job well.

Also Best Friends hugging Yuta only to beat him up was gold.

I lost track of what was happening at least 400 times during the match and I don't care. I was thoroughly entertained.

Dr. Britt Baker, DMD v. Toni Storm v. Saraya v. Hikaru Shida

I assumed Saraya was going to win as soon as I saw her come out to Queen with her entire goddamn family walking out.

Toni Storm is a beautiful disaster.

In the event that Saraya wouldn't be winning, I didn't want Britt to win.

But that's also primarily because I *wanted* Shida to retain. Also, I love that Shida's theme has big 90s X-Men vibes.

Shida in general is just great. She should win every match.

I also just had no real investment in Brit for this match. She just kinda felt like she could have been nearly any other woman from the women's division. She wasn't *bad* by any means, just not someone I was pulling for or against.

I'm curious to see what happens with this implosion of the Outcasts now that Saraya and Toni aren't on good terms.

I dislike Ronnie Radke musically and as a person, so I'm not really thrilled at the idea of hearing Saraya's music more now that she's the champ.

At the same time, given all the shit she's been through, I can't be too mad about them giving her a run.

I still want Shida to have an actual good, long run though. I love her matches.

Christian Cage & Swerve vs. Darby Allin and Sting

Schiavone shouting "IT'S STING" is one of my favorite things in wrestling.

Joker Sting is fun as hell.

Swerve is actually the coolest motherfucker on the entire roster, and it is a literal crime that he doesn't have a belt.

Christian Cage is a menace and I can't get over that he wrestles in a sleeveless turtleneck now.

Darby is here for a good time, not a long time.

Sting is SIXTY-FOUR GODDAMN YEARS OLD AND SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS STUFF.

Darby shouldn't either, but I'm fairly certain he's not even human anymore.

I love Swerve.

I also love Prince Nana.

Getting all of Wembly to shout "Swerve's house" probably felt cool.

This was fun as hell.

Will Ospreay vs Chris Jericho

bruv

Ospreay is so fucking good, dude. Like he's absolutely up there as one of the best to do this. Every match I've seen of his just blows me away.

Jericho is also absolutely one of the most versatile wrestlers of all time. I've seen this man reinvent himself like a dozen times, and every time feels just as natural as the one before it.

If they had Jericho win, there was going to be a riot.

Plz give me more Ospreay matches. Dude can fucking go.

I'm curious to know what happens with Jericho and Sammy now

House of Black vs The Acclaimed and Billy Gunn

HOB walking out with a lantern 😭

The Fireflies 😭

HOB looks so cool in white, holy shit.

I love Julia's hats.

I am not a cop, so obviously I love The Acclaimed.

Billy Gunn coming out in full-on Badd Ass Billy Gunn trunks made me feel like I was 12 again.

I love HOB, but if The Acclaimed didn't win this, after their whole mini arc of Gunn retiring, and Gunn bringing back BABG, I was gonna be mad.

Is there a rule that someone has to wreck Julia's shit every match, because lmao

A lot of fun.

Brody King scares the hell out of me.

Adam Cole vs. MJF

I went into this expecting heartbreak

Adam Cole, who took character inspiration from Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2, comes out sporting some definite Broderlands-vibe gear.

MJF is still wearing BTYBB gear.

MJF as this babyface-leaning thing is actually some of the greatest shit I've ever seen. The whole turmoil over using a weapon feels like Roddy Piper vs Bret Hart.

Cole being a desperate POS to the confused, hurt, and mad MJF was wonderful.

The tombstone onto the announce desk with metal reinforcement was brutal on my knees as a viewer.

lol Roddy. lmao.

MJF and Cole almost having a total falling out after the match was amazing.

Cole opting not to slam the AEW belt into MJF's head after the match, and they hug instead? Cinema.

Was I still deeply concerned that there was going to be a betrayal literally up until the PPV feed stopped? Oh hell yes. I watched Ciampa turn on Gargano after the little copyright stuff showed up in NXT. I will *still* be concerned about that until the moment it happens.

That said, I genuinely don't want it to happen because these dudes work so well together. They're just so fucking dorky in the best way.

Misc. Other Thoughts

I missed whatever happened with Miro and Hobbs, because I just missed the whole first hour of Zero Hour.

Apparently there was Drama involving Punk and Jack Perry-- I guess related to the use of actual glass in the windshield of the car that Hook and Perry wrestled on? Whatever. Punk isn't why I watch this stuff, but I would rather Perry not get screwed.

Why did they keep panning over to Mercedes Moné if she wasn't gonna do anything other than vibe to The Acclaimed's theme?

That being said, I was loving the wig she had on. I've been liking the shorter-cut wigs compared to the long-ass stuff she was wearing as Sasha Banks

A lot of people kept expecting Edge to show up at some point. I'm pretty sure I saw somewhere that his contract was extended.

Overall, this was, in all honesty, probably the best wrestling PPV I've ever watched. And, thanks to the invention of VHS tapes in my youth and the WWE Network as an adult, I have seen a *lot* of PPVs. This felt bigger than any Wrestlemania I've watched. I can't compare it to Wrestle Kingdom because I've never actually seen one of those all the way through. But it had numerous people who have been in Wrestle Kingdom matches, which were great.

I'm just annoyed that All Out is next goddamn week, because I don't want to shell out $100 in two weeks for this stuff.

Regardless. I love wrestling. We are in one of the greatest eras of pro wrestling, if not *the* greatest. What a time to be a fan.

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what's up everyone

it's nanowrimo day three and I am not at all doing a nanowrimo update but here r some words from my camp nano doc that I sifted through today for some reason lol. have some quinn n alex from that one flashback

todays mood is priccccckly and today's jam is "the reckoning" by dom fera

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Alex had been in pain for a long time. Long enough for the pain to become almost muted, almost boring, almost painless. Now every tiny shred of utterly mundane agony Alex had long since let fade into the background suddenly had enough space around it to have a distinct shape. For Alex to feel it, properly feel it.

Alex could feel something other than pain again; ergo, pain had a means to exist.

Alex collapsed. The arms holding it up off the sand buckled at the elbows and it went down, broken and exhausted and drained of energy. Its skin hurt. Its eyes hurt. Its joints hurt. Its mouth hurt. Everything hurt. Everything hurt. Everything hurt.

An agonised, wailing cry filled the air and it took Alex far too long to register that it was coming from its own mouth. Somewhere between a scream of pain and a strangled sob of anguish and a strangled sob of relief. It pressed its forehead to the cool sand, ignoring the way the coarseness bit at its skin.

It was crying, from no particular emotion it could pinpoint. From all of them, maybe. From the capacity of being able to feel at all.

“That was quite a show,” a nearby voice mused, jolting Alex out of its daze. Quinn was perched on the side of the jetty, craned over with their chin resting on clasped hands, their legs swinging back and forth playfully. “I wasn't expecting either of them to actually make it here.”

Alex thought it should say something. Alex could think of nothing at all to say.

There was a dull thud as Quinn hopped down and hit the sand. Alex was certain they were about to stride straight over and assert themself again, but they didn’t. When Alex looked over, they tipped their head questioningly at it and waited for the go ahead.

Alex opened its mouth to speak, felt the scraping rawness of its throat, and thought better. It nodded tiredly.

“It’s not a good look for me, you know!” Quinn announced, that familiar spring in their step as they crossed to where Alex lay sprawled. "Me going back on my word so awkwardly. Like, did you hear her?” Quinn put on a whining voice and threw their fingers into air quotes. “Wah, you promised! God. I wanted to at least try to keep up appearances as the host of a fair game."

Alex tried to lift its head with intent to glare but couldn’t quite figure out how to move.

“If you hadn't been right behind her she could have killed me, Alexis,” Quinn huffed. "I could have died, Alexis."

“You managed to drag them all the way here without either of them killing you,” Alex rasped at last, not sure why it was bothering to argue. “You... had to catch them in the first place without getting killed.”

“I drugged them, silly,” Quinn said. “I’m less efficient if someone comes at me with their fucking fists.” There was a pause, and Quinn let their eyes narrow. “Hey. I know how much effort it’s taking you to speak right now, and I don’t appreciate you using all that energy just to pick a fight with me. Some thanks would be nice.”

You sprung this on me, Alex wanted to say.

You should have known I’d hate this, Alex wanted to say.

Why did you add glitter to the envelope you left me? Alex wanted to say. What was the point of that? Was that just for the aesthetic? I hate that you’re enjoying this. I hate that you’re having fun. Go to hell.

“Thank you,” Alex croaked.

“You’re welcome.” Quinn folded their arms. “I take it you did catch the other one already? How come this took you so long?”

“Overslept,” Alex said. “Been sleeping better since last week. I only woke up because the other one was banging on my door begging me to let him hide inside.”

Quinn choked on a laugh. “Oh, legit? That’s fucking hilarious.” They shook their head wistfully, like they were recalling fond memories of the ride over. They probably were. “Yes, our darling Rupert wasn’t really the brightest biscuit in the bunch as far as abusive shitbags go.”

"Mm." Alex's eyes were closed again. Alex's brain drifting out of focus.

“You can’t fall asleep out here,” Quinn's voice said.

"Mm-hmm."

Quinn's heartbeat grew louder in Alex's ears as Quinn crouched. Quinn gave Alex an experimental poke in the cheek. Then an experimental shake of the shoulder. Then an experimental forcible-peeling-open-of-the-eyelids.

“What the fuck is wrong with you?” Alex mumbled, swatting Quinn’s hands away. “Get off.”

“You can’t fall asleep out here!” Quinn said again, emphatically. “Your survival instincts are pathetic! The sun exists! What’s wrong with you?”

[rotisseries]

i have no idea what scriptgate is and im too scared to ask anyone else pls pls explain bestie

oh god. this is how I know you don't look at all my posts (which is fair) but basically. there's this website 8flix that has LOTS of tv and movie scripts, including some stranger things ones. so byler fandom LOVES analyzing the scripts, bc they include like stage directions, and characters inner thoughts and stuff sometimes, and we've gotten some nice wins out of that, ("will isn't looking at the cute girl, he's looking at mike" you will always be famous)

so midway through july the dear billy script was being given out to donors, and it had some interesting stuff in it, so everyone went nuts and wanted the rest of them, so it's then announced we'll be getting the papa script on august 1st, again, only to donors. cool.

And then, it gets pushed back, to august 5th, last friday, (I can't believe it's already been a week) so this guy (nick) is making cryptic tweets about 4 chimes eastern time or whatever, and we all pick up that the script will be getting emailed out at about 4 pm est, and he's also been interacting with bylers a lot specifically and hyping it up bc we make up like 95% of the donors, and it's already been decided that those who are paying will immediately screenshot the important bits and post them, so comes 4 o'clock, and we're all refreshing the byler tag like crazy, but it's not out immediately. and at first we're like, yeah ok, this guy has to send the emails, AND then people have to post screenshots, so we'll wait a bit.

but then it's been an hour.

and then two hours.

and then three.

next thing we know, comes the announcement that he's having technical difficulties, and it will be released on saturday instead. same time. so saturday comes.

and we wait.

and we wait.

nothing.

here comes the announcement that YET AGAIN technical difficulties, he's going to work through the night, it will be emailed out sometime on sunday, but to hold us over, he posts a screenshot of a snippet of the van scene, which is what we all REALLY wanted to see. (the man knows his audience)

it includes the line "his [will's] own words cut deeply to the core. I hate who I am" as you can expect. sends the fandom into an ABSOLUTE frenzy. then, at like 6 in the morning, the full script drops, we spend all of sunday analyzing it to hell and back. we're finally happy. moments of peace.

then comes monday.

the twitter account for the stranger things writer's room says, and I quote, "PSA: any "leaked" season 4 scripts or script pages are FAKE. Do not pay anyone for scripts as this is a SCAM" (they also say that they'll start posting official script snippets of whatever we want to see)

so now we're all really confused? they didn't explicitly mention 8flix, but what else could they be referring to? #bylerscript has been trending on twitter for days now. but why didn't they mention it sooner? why didn't they say anything about pursuing legal action? why did people get copyright strikes for posting the 8flix scripts online? and 8flix looked legit? it's been running for years, it has thousands of scripts, and it's considered a valid resource for multiple ivy league film courses.

people are sending nick death threats, the mi|evens are laughing at us saying they knew it was a scam the whole time, all social media is a hellfire.

nick claims and continues to claim that if the scripts are fake, he didn't know it and also must've gotten fucked over by his source, I believe him, but his and 8flix's reputation is ruined now.

come wednesday. stranger writers twitter account runs a Twitter poll asking what we want to see. among the options is the van scene, we all vote for it, even though we think it's likely that they'll edit it before showing it to us, if there's even any evidence in there, and that option wins, we are now waiting for them to post it.

[e-s-willswriting]

Incorrect Quote Generator Tag

Thank you for the tag @rickie-the-storyteller this was really fun!

I'm going to add quotes from my main characters from The Crypt Archives. Gonna be long because I had way too much fun with this.

Charlotte: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Noah.

Noah: I hate myself.

Charlotte: Alright, square up.

Alden: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!? Piper: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

Charlotte: Look, Noah, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

Piper: Who the fuck- Alden: Language! Piper: Whom the fuck- Alden: No.

Charlotte: Breathe, just breathe.

Noah: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!

Judas:: Awww, that never bothered you before.

Judas: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.

Judas: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.

Charlotte: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?

Judas: Ominous positivity.

Nymph: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly. Charlotte: Why not? Nymph: Because I don't know what they mean.

Charlotte: What's this? Nymph, hugging Charlotte: Affection! Charlotte: Disgusting. Charlotte: …Do it again.

Noah: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Alden: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Morrigan: And you came to me?

Alden: I can't imagine what Morrigan is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

Noah: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

Noah: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Noah: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Charlotte: This is Monopoly.

Judas: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

Charlotte: Judas, I need some advice.

Judas: You need advice from ME?

Charlotte: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

Noah: I can't believe you've done this.....

Charlotte: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Noah, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Noah: Come to think of it… You’ve always been nice to me.

Noah: I mean, you listen to all my problems-

Charlotte: No, Noah I just simply stand here while you talk, there’s a big difference.

Judas: If we lose, you’re out of the will.

Noah: I was in the will?

Noah: I can never give Charlotte shit because I’m jealous of them. They look at their life and say, “Sweet! This is perfect!”

Noah: I look at my life and say, “Welp. Time to get drunk.”

Morrigan, to Alden: If you see Charlotte, give them this message *makes a neutral face*

Morrigan: They'll know what it means.

*later*

Alden: oh, and Morrigan said to give you a message.

Alden: *makes a neutral face*

Charlotte: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

Judas: I'll offer you some friendly advice-

Charlotte: I don't want your advice.

Judas: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

Alden: Remember what I told you. Piper: Don’t be a cunt.

Noah: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

Judas: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

Tagging a few people but anyone is free to have a go, make sure to tag me, I'd love to see yours!

@gwendolinequinn @legiomiam @srjacksin @lilac-honey @ryns-ramblings

[poisonsteel]

dusting tag off. hello anyone home. i have some (many) thoughts about gregory in relation to grissamant . under read more because leak warnings ((also i over explain a lot in this but i PROMISE ITS GOING SOMEWHERE !!!! i just can NOT shut up))

from what we have of the house leaders talking to him gregory is.. a coward. hes better off the battlefield than on it and claude even says he has a skill for running away. its also possible that he might be in the mage cannon class, which we know is armored (but i would love to see him as enchanter because the back is open on it.. what if he has a tattoo as well ⁉️)

which is so strange because celestia and madeline dont seem to be very different to zephia and marni at all- celestia and zephia are even likely both melusines. gregory on the other hand sounds like a totally different person

we know the other world has opposites from the bond convos (hector saying the chloé of his world has the most boring food taste ever, for example) so it makes sense that gregory Would be the exact opposite of a sadomasochist HOWEVER And I PROMISE im going somewhere with this, as i said before celestia and madeline are not very different.

by gregorys name fitting in with brodia's name scheme and celestias "we're all from different places" dialogue, its a safe assumption hes brodian, which would mean griss is too. in the griss and zephia death scene griss mentions barely remembering his parents, and that zephia found him when he was quote "little", so another easy assumption is that griss's parents must have died or abandoned him by some means and zephia found + raised him. celestias dialogue also calls the others her family as well which means SOMEWHERE in that series of events, we get a split between "gregory" and "griss"

so where am i going with this? please consider that the other world has opposites in terms of personality outside of our three missing hounds. the opposite of diamant would be completely unhinged and likely enjoy bloodshed. hed maybe even have killed his own father to take the throne going full on michalis, its even possible he would have killed alcryst, too. now back to gregory and griss both being brodian,

in conclusion when the dlc drops if im correct about any of this please expect a MILLION FICS where gregory and griss are swapped over. griss cant corrupt diamant ALL the time we gotta give him a break. give him a pre-messed up diamant as a treat ((and give gregory a break in the process please if you think diamant and griss would fuck nasty because of griss imagine what that diamant does to HIM!!!!))

griss and the diamant of that world would go together almost perfectly, whilst the same is true for the diamant of our world and gregory. given gregory obviously hates combat and getting hurt he would likely attach himself to anyone strong that he saw whilst griss tends to charge in alone, which could DEFINITELY be unhealthy in relation to his world's diamant, but with our diamant? oh my god. thatd be so cute

but at the same time the two would have to have some similarities between them the same way celestia and madeline do which for the diamant we have would probably get disturbing in a way. not in the sense that gregory is a sadomasochist as well, but rather that he probably had the same things happen to him that griss did, with some key difference in there that spun them in opposite directions. my personal headcanon/theory/thing is that griss was a prisoner of war and zephia found him in elusia, whilst gregory was saved by brodian forces ((morion himself, perhaps?)) and ended up serving a very awful king later down the line to "repay" the debt. what if gregorys general cowardice is a direct result of his world's diamant ???

not to say he cant or shouldnt mess up diamant himself i just think itd be funny if he saw the other diamant and went "oh! why is that hotter......"

alternatively what would happen in a "griss survives" au where gregory still exists. like what would diamant do because theres no way griss wouldnt beat the living daylights out of gregory as a fun activity

[nochiquinn]

exandria unlimited: calamity: episode 4 FINAL: it’s an old sad song from way back when

I'm gonna die, let's fuckin go

"I'm nauseous but I've got announcements!"

man now I want sorbet. or like one of those fruit freeze pops.

lou

"fire" no

aabria is so fucking pretty

"eat shit, patia!"

"failure! :D"

"you gotta cut this shit" I feel like that's exactly what he's trying to do

I am correct!

"ARE THEY WITHIN TEN FEET OF ME"

"where are you right now?" "SAFE"

jesus christ

this is like having a bag full of metal shit during a lightning storm in botw isn't it

jeSUS

you could say she's been disarmed

the dice feeding the narrative again

the dice gods ship it

the arcane ward CRIES

he would have been at TEN

gold shrapnel

"is this spell damage?" "this is the end of the world"

"you see your friends' faces flying towards you" I hate it

patia loses her remaining fingers

"marISHA"

snitching to the gygaxes

who remembers those me3 ending fixit comics with garrus at disneyland

that's cerrit

I don't like the music brennan

"how does magnus die?"

hey marisha: stop

it's all the people he's thinking of as he dies

cry count: 1

I broke the world for us

the tale of how we broke the world and couldn't pay the price

lou oppressed by the gravity of everyone's emotions

there's a mark twain quote about nobody praying for lucifer that I've thought about a lot during this

fdslkfjslk

luis?!

sam is just shrinking into his chair

marisha is fully ducking

*paladins*

I AM THE GODLESS

he just STABBED YOU sir

"you are a bad first draft"

exCUSE

"why are you coming for THIS side of the table kill some of THEM"

tag urself I'm marisha

[the master voice] I get to kill him AGAIN!

tempus averts the calamity

I always love the gaffer's tape over the logos on their food. and then there's travis who just blocks an entire coke can with one hand.

is it jewish mythology where the angels hated humans bc they had the ability to create? or am I conflating seven different things in my stress

that is a vestige but I do not want to go get my book

the hugs

I need a hug

marisha just Leaves

can't believe I have to fly to LA and fight sam riegel in a parking lot

the WHOMPST

the WHAT

SIX SIX SIX

I hate him

"I wanna sully this whole image"

oh ouch

"I don't think I've ever heard you be mean"

leave him alone

okay I know he's fair game but leave his KIDS alone

jesus

cerrit's gonna get the kids out and stay to try and help isn't he

fdjmlgkjdfl

use the ROCKS

oh HATE

DESPISE

gonna fight brennan lee mulligan

coming for the legbenders

cry count: 2

I talk a lot about the emotions this show gives me as a parent of a small child but possibly nothing has killed me like "dad? did I do something wrong?"

I am being destroyed

"you solve the mystery of who your children were" fuck OFF

so patia and loquatius are dead-dead. nydas is stable but Out. laerryn has a hitpoint and a half. zerxus is some kind of flayed man force ghost. cerrit is cutting off every emotion he has so he can Do The Work.

This Is Fine

"there's two of us now and we'll find a way"

"the age of arcanum is dead. what comes next?"

on every level the calamity was caused by love

oh

oh god

cry count: 3

dad said it's my turn with the spell slots

"paladin's got big ideas" YEAH THAT'S WHAT GOT US INTO THIS

"oh is he your ally now? you little bitch?" "save it until after he resurrects me!"

nani the FUCK

LAWYER WIN

I am the villain in your narrative

"you stood beside him" tbf you let him in

"we've all made deals in the past" yeah, WARLOCK

"let me know things"

samuel

"we don't have TIME shut the FUCK up"

the LAST DRAGON OF AVALIR

"what a lovely age" lays in the floor

I desire the first knight shirt ngl

oh CRIES

maya holds the legacy of avalir

patia's legacy

taken??

whyst??

the memories were taken by marisha

hey imir what the fuck

"I think I know it all already" yeah that's what got us into this

AND I WALK AWAY

NYDAS

can't take it with you~

hey WHAT

oh I hate how raw of a line that was

cursed, but raw

if you come for the king etc etc

"you had the decency to stab him from the front"

that is the best possible way to phrase "the old guy died, I'm the boss now"

oh. oh shit.

HE

IT'S A BOON

I love

sam: a WHAT

sandwich board nunchucks

BOLO

excuse

whatst

oh no

ksdjfsjk marisha and lou

travis it's literally his name

samuel so helP ME GOD

travis not even looking, just patting aabria on the shoulder

"I would rather mine break and yours be kept whole" CRIES

I acknowledge that the septarion has made a decision

nooo

YEAAAA

roll decption on the entire city

oh I'm gonna cry again

saM

"we only fucked a few times"

"you'll always be five years old to me"

cry count: a million

hey fuck you brennan

"why everybody gotta have FAMILIES and LOVE"

oh I HOPED he was gonna pull this

"I've never missed one" cries

fuck them UP

a competent woman to save them

MAP?

at TWO AM

NOW THAT WE'RE HERE AT THE END

IT'S THE FROM THE INTRO

too big of breasts

uku'toaaaaa

"my last inspiration" probably literally!

"while brennan's not here I want to say I love everyone at this table"

"you have to beat a 17" "am I a joke to you"

sam

"you propose with a bonus action??"

"we have to live through this" aabRIA

"how you doin', gorgeous" I love one (1) bird humphrey bogart

JUMP UP ON THE TAXMAN'S BACK

there is an hour and a half left, jesus

YEAHHH

"avalir be damned"

cry count: a million and one

*screams*

A GOOD BOY

dislike

DISLIKE

you lawyer those rules

SCREAMS

SCREAMS MORE

hey! how about we don't!

what did I JUST say

"I tried"

her dying Wish

from the FIRST ONE

SAMUEL

I had FORGOTTEN

he said the thing

oh just put me in the GROUND

brennan saw the state marisha was in and thought twice about calling on her

and then he did it anyway lmao

screams

fuck you brennan

oh no they got sam

oh

oh no

THIRTY

come on travis, final girl

oh GOD

oh fuck you travis willingham

the sh - FUCK YOU

“hope will return as many times as it needs to.”

“the calamity is here. but because of you it won’t be here forever.”

[thelovelybitten]

vera's first watch of south park - season one

okay since stendy has taken over my life, I wanted to watch all 26 seasons of south park just for fun (and get more depth on the characters), so here's a little blurb on how season 1 went.

EPISODE 1:

oh my god the first episode is the fucking anal probe... the one clip I saw on tiktok disturbed me a little but that's the vulgarity of it all

KICK THE BABY

YOU'RE TELLING ME SINCE THE FIRST EPISODE STENDY WAS MENTIONED ?!?!?@?#??#! THE LITTLE LOVEY DOVEY STAN IS IN THE FIRST EPISODE ?????? DECEASED

STAN THROWS UP WHEN HE SEES HER WHAT this is new knowledge to ME it's so gross yet so cute LMAO

wendy giving him the note and the meeting at the pond... KYLE WAS IN HIS ANGRY ARC

my trio doing the damn thing stendyle FOREVER !!

"when do I get to make sweet love?" STAN RELAXXXX

kyle popping the FUCK OFF at the aliens as he should

I'm crying at stendy he vomits on her and her immediate reaction is "LOOK, A FRENCH FRY?" please they are so CUTE

EPISODE 2:

OH WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE IT'S THE EPISODE WHERE WENDY AND CARTMAN FIGHT FOR THE WINNER OF THE PAPER WRITING CONTEST

it's the way I know exactly what kenny is talking abt PLEASE

"hey, stop defending your little girlfriend for writing about some stupid fish" SO THEY'RE DATING NOW??????? stendy has been canon since the beginning?!@?!?#?$ HOW ARE THEY NOT POPULAR IN THE FANDOM

STAN DEFENDING WENDY <3

CLYDE AND BEBE OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE GSJSKBKG

uhm... i don't know how to feel abt this racist stuff, wouldn't fly in this modern-day timeline it's uncomfortable to watch tbh. Will have to get used to it

miss wendy GIRL DON'T GET CAUGHT

omg the TikTok MEME THAT MADE ME FALL IN LOVE W THEM GDNGKJNSNGJKGNKNK

the quote for my otp tag: I can't do it alone

stan in his simp era as HE SHOULD

stan and wendy in their duo arc they slayed

DOES KENNY GET KILLED IN EVERY EPISODE ???? that makes me sad

EPISODE 3:

it's stan being soft with animals for me <3 he's so SWEET my fave boy

kenny chugging gasoline???? my unhinged son

kenny popping AWF killing things

stan wanting to be a man like kenny BABY BOY YOU ARE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE SBGKJBS

so they do kill kenny in every episode.... weird dunk

chef making me CRINGE PLEASE

stan killing Scuzzlebutt iconic

EPISODE 4:

SPARKY is STAN'S DOG SJNKGSKNSK SO CUTE

wait is this is where the hc of stan being the high school quarterback comes from ??? so iconic

omg INFLATE STAN'S EGO PLEASE very king shit of him

as a bisexual... this is a little much :l

sensitive but i'll get over it

kyle filling for stan so style of them

why are Y'ALL KILLIN KENNY I hate it here

stan slowly becoming an ALLY

stan carrying the show as he fucking should that's my mf son right there

EPISODE 5:

not STAN GETTING BEAT BY SHELLY??? Is that her name??? Idk his big sister i don’t want a HAIR on his head touched

Kyle baby boy i love you but WHERE THE FUCK DID U GET AN ELEPHANT

Oh so Kyle’s the smartest kid at school ugh i love my brainiac son u EAT THESE BITCHES upppppp

Mr. Garrison common L

Shelly is AWFUL OMG

I love how stan gets launched and Kyle is just. Hey bestie we going to do this shit u better come

Cartman & fluffy is very wholesome (very rare that i like cartman, don’t count on it)

DON’T POKE STAN

Oh y’all be cloning stan ihy

Oh my god u can’t be serious is this actually gonna happen SKBSBGJS

Elton John ate

Mutant!Stan is a freak of nature :/

WHEN KENNY WENT IN THE MICROWAVE I WHEEZED HE’S SO CUTE LMAOO

Shelly redeemed herself for half a second and now she’s back on my hit list of “characters i cannot trust with Stanley Marsh”

EPISODE 6:

Oh lord we in for a wild one aren’t we

Not Stan’s grandpa wanting to unalive :(

KYLE AND IKE MY FAVOURITE SILBLINGSSSSS they’re so cute watching tv

I'm w kyle's mom on this, TF is terrance & Philip it's LAME

kyle's mom snitching kinda iconic tho

KENNY NOT THE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA pls

EYE. STAN pls not this question

KYLE DON'T FEED THIS IDEA NGJKSNGSLGD

EPISODE 7:

kenny in his zombie era

OMG STAN AS RAGGEDY ANNE OMG

omg wendy as chewbacca

not wendy roasting stan pls they're chaotic

common cartman L with his costume

kenny falling to pieces fdsjngnsdkgjks

kyle being the solar system HOW WHOLESOME

wenSLAY AS THE WINNER AS SHE SHOULD

NOT THEM ALL SHAMING STAN

stendy's first fight :((((((((

CLYDE DON'T EAT BEBE

stan eating cartman up that's my fucking son

wendy being a good samaritan

shit stendy fight part two

NO WENDY GETS ZOMBIEFIED FJNDKJNFSDKNSK

is this a reference to the triple K ??? wtf this is fucked

chef W this ep pls kick cartman's ass

candy >>>>> everything else

period Michael Jackson ref

NO DON'T KILL WENDY STANLEY FUCKING DON'T YOU LOVE HER

"don't worry babe, everything is gonna be okay" KILL ME SJKBGJBKGSBK THEY ARE SO CUTE

stan this does not excuse u for wanting wendy to die tho... not proud of u

EPISODE 8:

omg I saw a bit of this on tiktok too

tHE AMOUNT OF CHESSY POOFS RELAX

kyle smelling kenny jbwejgbjkgbjkg please

wendy <3 my angel baby cake eat cartman up

the fuck did I just watch... whack ass turkeys

starvin' marvin ??? tf

'bad starvin' marvin THAT'S A BAD STARVIN' MARVIN'

OMG NOT THEM GRABBING CARTMAN DSBSDGBKJGDSBDSBK so slay marvin so slay

cartman finding the motherload of snacks alr I'll give the W

kenny doesn't deserve this shit save my mf son

EPISODE 9:

omg is this a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL?!?!??!?! OMG SO CUTE

stan IN HIS NARRATOR ARC

WENDY AS VIRGIN MARY BNJFJKFDNJDNJ I'M DEAD

KYLE DOING THE DAMN THING

KENNY THE ANGEL <33333333

omg stan and wendy catching snowflakes on their tongues :')))))) that's wholesome as FUCK

kyle's musical number !!!!!! where's the album sir ??? the vocals are FIRE

NO NOT IKE ON FIRE

MR.HANKEY IS A PIECE OF LITERAL SHIT....

CARTMAN FINDING A VIBRATOR... PLS

this is where ‘Kyle’s mom’s a bitch’ originates ?? not gonna lie cartman ate that tbh

MR MACKEY <3 m’kay man reigns supreme

not y’all setting up Kenny :/

oh he’s okay thank god

KENNY SPINNING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PLAY DFNJNJDVFKVDJFKNKNJ HE IS BABIE

stendy in three frames it must be so

something…feels…unfinished…. Y’all rly gonna kill my son before the end of the episode FUCK YALL FR

I manifested Kenny not dying period

EPISODE 10:

it’s cartman’s bday ok this is gonna be FUCKING WHACK

Damien a spawn of Satan fr

Kenny the platypus ! <3

not satan being real :/

Mr mackey slayage AGAIN <3

common cartman L DON'T TOUCH MY SON KYLE JSJKGKJBKJSG

EPISODE 11:

god my throat hurts so bad KMS

STENDY INTERACTION I'M WINNING

wendy being wholesome and cartman being an ass... weird dunk

stan at least being supportive

OMG WAIT THIS IS THE EP WHERE WENDY IS IN HER PSYCHO ERA BC STAN IS A SIMP :'(

omg the main four are in their simp era

NOT STAN PUKING THE BETRAYAL

wendy :((((( stan is DELUSIONAL DW DW

stanley u SHUT UR DAMN MOUTH

wendy being sad is NOT MY FAVE

I love wendy in her jealous era flame this bitch

NO NOT THE STENDY FLASHBACKS GDJBBJKHDGBJKGDBJKDHBJK KMS

wait they are all of him vomiting LMAOOOOO

Wendy crying is my weakness

GOD DAMN IT i knew SHE WOULD ASK STAN TO DO SOMETHING FOR HER FUCKING BITCHHHH

“DON’T FUCK WITH ME.” WENSLAY AS USUAL. When is she not an icon

Gives miss Ellen a dead animal i love her so much

Jesus Stan being an idiot >:( i love my son but he’s stupid

OMG WENDY IS SO TRUE FOR HER

WAIT MISS ELLEN IS A LESBIAN OKAY A SLAY

Stan…. Ur not a lesbian pls

The BIRKENSTOCKS NDFSNKSFK

Mr.garrison got RIZZ

Bebe & Wendy my fave duo they besties for the resties

WENDY IN HER SANDRA DEE ARC I REPEAT WENDY IS IN HER SANDRA DEE ARC

I am obsessed w this omg

NO NOT MISS ELLEN COMING IN THE SAME OUTFIT this is CRUEL

Bro miss Ellen on my hit list she rizzing up my son and ruining my ship FUCK AWF

Um ???? WE JUST NOT GONNA TALK ABT WENDY’S GMA UNALIVING???? SO TRAUMATIZING FOR LIL WENDY

NO WENDY DON’T GIVE UPPPP

Wendy STOP IT I’M SOBBING i love how selfless she is but it’s also a con

???? NOT THE IRAQI AFTER MISS ELLEN

Stendy reigns again period

WENDY AND BEBE SLAYED

Aw my psycho children i love them <3

EPISODE 12:

KYLE GETTING THE CLOUT as he should <3

Barbra get ur hands off Kyle and don’t yell at stan >:(

Not cartman breaking into kyle’s house ur weird

Lol them just hanging there… weird

The Japanese i love it

Barbra destroying the town ew

Literally wtf is this ep

I’m very lost

Ike AT THE END FDDJJCNDJDJ

EPISODE 13?:

CARTMAN’S TEA PARTY ok this is wholesome

Cartman just wants to know who his dad is aw :’( big relate

My fave kids putting their video of cartman on AFV sjdsncdj

GO KART KENNY :’(

WAIT ONLY THIRTEEN EPS? WERK IG

I made it boys woo thanks for reading this far have a cookie

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Incorrect Quotes feat. Novhen Tabris

tagged by @heniareth to fill some incorrect quotes with this here generator and did so all about novhen! a couple other ocs show up but are tagged at the end if you’re curious about which origins they are

i had a blast with it and invite anyone else reading this to play around with it for a bit. now segue this into the actual post’s cold open:

The Warden: Tell me a little about yourself. Companion!Novhen: I'd rather not, I really like this group 

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Novhen: I never tell people off the bat that I'm bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Zevran: Zevran: I like you.

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Zevran: You know what’s funny about Novhen? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

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Novhen: I got an idea! Alistair: Does it involve breaking the law? Novhen: By now don’t you think that’s a given? Alistair: I was just trying to be optimistic. Novhen: Don’t bother.

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(Mildly NSFW) Leliana: I like your top, Novhen!  Zevran: I have a name, you know.  Novhen: sighs Why. Why are you like this. 

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Novhen: I hate Eamon. Wynne: "Hate' is a strong word. Novhen: I have strong opinions. 

🌙 ~

Morrigan: Wait you like me? For my personality? Novhen: I know, I was surprised too. 

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Radka: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Novhen: What the hell!? Radka: Oh, sorry, my bad. Radka, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Novhen, whispering: Of course. What do you need? 

🌙 ~

Alistair: So, are you two dating now? Morrigan & Novhen: Yes. Alistair: Why? Morrigan: I happen to find Novhen very appealing. Alistair: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Novhen.

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Novhen: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me. 

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Novhen: Morrigan and I got married!! Alistair: Don't share your personal problems with everyone. 

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(Post Battle of Denerim) Alistair: You're alive. Novhen: There's no need to sound so disappointed. 

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Spirit 1: You broke up with Novhen for a reason. Morrigan: I know, I know. I’m just so tired of missing them. Tired of wondering why they haven’t called. Why haven’t they called? Spirit 2: Maybe because you told them not to. Morrigan: What are you, the Memory Person? 

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Nathaniel: How did you even get in here? Zevran: Novhen's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Zevran's door"! Novhen: I’m closing the window. 

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Inquisitor!Novhen: Yeah I'm LGBT. Inquisitor!Novhen: cuLt leader. Inquisitor!Novhen: God hates me personally. Inquisitor!Novhen: cowBoy hat. Inquisitor!Novhen: sniffles Trying my best. 

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Garevel: How many children do you have? Novhen: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference. 

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Novhen: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me. Morrigan: But did I make you cry? Novhen: cries on the spot Morrigan: ...Shit.

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Pavle: Just be yourself. Morrigan: Really? Pavle, I have one day to win over Novhen’s family. Morrigan: How long did it take for you guys to like me? Zevran: Couple of weeks. Vo: Six months. Alistair: Jury’s still out. Morrigan: See, Pavle? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

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Morrigan: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Novhen: That's great, Morrigan. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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Novhen: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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#5

Book Rec Ask Meme (Part 3 of 7)

18. your least favorite book ever

One of the effects of being a shameless DNF-er is how I don't really have least favorite books. Because they can't be my least fave if I drop them halfway through and go and happily read something else instead. Least favorite book (singular) ever is even worse- why on earth would I read a book I loathe that much? The only answer is "Buddy Reads" and even for that I have drawn lines I will Not Cross. And even if those lines were crossed, I feel uncomfortable rating that book as "the worst" because making me read something I don't like makes me very, very mad and that naturally spills over to my feelings about the actual book.

So I skimmed through Goodreads and randomly picked a book that made me mad enough that I remembered being mad to this day. This actually means the book had potential, because I tend to forget books which had no redeeming features whatsoever. But this is also the third draft of this answer so it's what you're getting. (There is actually book I dislike more than this one, but that's getting saved for the un-recommend question.)

Tangled by Emma Chase is an office romcom. And it would probably be pretty entertaining (my tastes they are so low) if (a) the author did not decide that swearing was an inherently funny action and used it to indicate idk- something positive about the male lead, (b) it weren't for the unquestioned gender essentialism - you know the thing, men are like this women are like that and god forbid anyone deviates even slightly from the norm, and (c) I didn't keep getting smacked in the face with constant workplace sexual harassment.

The harassment was bad enough to have my oblivious self feel mildly uncomfortable when I first read it. When I skimmed through it again to remember why I hated it so much it almost made me want to puke. If any guy thought about me the way the ML thought about the FL I would knee him in the balls. Also, I HATE it when romances end with a "grand gesture" that magically solves everything. Especially in this case. FL, you were so fucking bland that I don't remember a goddamned thing about you but you should have kneed him in the balls. For fuck's sake.

QUOTE: (slime. slime all over my face and my arms.)

Doe Eyes may be telling me no…but her body? Her body’s screaming, Yes, yes, fuck me on the bar. In the span of three minutes, she’s told me why she’s here, what she does for a living, and allowed me to fondle her hand. Those are not the actions of a woman who is not interested—those are the actions of a woman who does not want to be interested. And I can definitely work with that.

23. a book that is currently on your TBR

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#4

1, 9 10 13 15 16 18 23 52 53 55 60 63 71 80 86 107 121 127 134 135 for ur ask meme

wheeeee~

okay so there's are enough of these questions that I'm gonna answer this in parts because otherwise (a) I'll never finish and (b) tumblr WILL end up earing my drafts and I wince just thinking about that. So here we go-

1. a book that is close to your heart

The Beginning by K.A. Applegate. Anyone who's spent some time on my tumblr knows about my obsession with this series. It drilled into my ear and took over all higher life form function way back when I was an impressionable pre-teen. And then after sometime, when I thought I'd found other things to obsess about, I found copies of the final arc and it decided to permanently take up residence in my brain.

The Beginning is the final installment of the Animorphs series, which famously feature kids turning into animals to fight brain stealing alien puppeteers. It's not a climax- it's a extended denouement, because the books have always been about how children people are affected by war as much as as it was about the actual war. Animorphs also ended on a very bittersweet note, something unthinkable to baby me who had never seen a story end this way before. It was a learning experience.

Quote:

"Jake, you can't . . ." She took a deep breath. "You can't equate the victim and the perpetrator."

"So as long as you're playing defense it's not possible to commit a war crime?" I asked. "That's pretty close to just saying that the winner makes the rules because it's the winner who writes the history."

She grabbed my arm and searched for my eyes, forcing me to look at her. "No, Jake, it isn't. There are a lot of close calls in history, lots of wars where the blame is evenly split between the sides. This isn't one of them. Before they came to Earth no human ever attacked a Yeerk. No human ever harmed a Yeerk. This one is clear: We are the victims. They made war on us."

"That's good," I said softly. "All of that is good. We have justification. We're the good guys."

Marco said, "That's right, Big Jake, we are."

I nodded. "That's good for the big picture. See, my problem is a little more personal."

Ax asked.

"Well, Ax-man, you're right, you did call my attention to the possibilities on the Pool ship. And when you did that I guess I should have thought, Well, Jake, it's a harsh, terrible thing to do, but you're justified because, after all, you're the victim here. But that's not what I thought. You know what I thought?"

Cassie released her grip on me. But Marco just took a step up close, right in my face.

"I know what you thought, Jake. You thought Die, you filthy worms. Feel the fear, Yeerks. Feel the pain. Feel the helplessness. You wanted them to suffer and the idea of them suffering and dying made you happy. You were thrilled. You were high."

Cassie winced. She looked away.

I said, "Yeah, Marco. That was about it: word for word."

9. your favourite book of 2020 2022

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#3

Book Rec Ask Meme (Part 2 of 7)

13. your favorite romance novel

You should know by now that I don't actually have favorites. I have a list of things I like and how much I like them varies with time, emotions, circumstances, and also maybe the phases of the moon. But The Duke in Disguise by Cat Sabastian was the first book I thought of when I saw this question, so it's the answer by default.

A Duke in Disguise is a standalone (technically it's part of a series, but books in romance novels series are often functionally standalones with cameos) romance story about two childhood friends- a prickly left-leaning publisher trying to keep her business afloat and an illustrator (engraver, to be precise) who turns out to be the long-lost heir to a dukedom. It's filled with class rage and ideas about what independence means and wonderful friend and family characters. The heroine is bi and filled with rage goes to her ex-girlfriend when she wants to yell about stuff. It's great.

QUOTE:

How one was meant to feed all these people on a couple of mutton chops Verity did not know. Supper was supposed to serve four: herself, Nate, Ash, and Charlie. But Nate had come home with three friends he met at the pub, which would have been bad enough even if he hadn’t evidently also invited Amelia Allenby, the half-grown daughter of Verity’s friend. At half past seven, a carriage pulled up in front of the house and disgorged a girl in pearl earbobs and a white muslin frock, dressed as if she were going to dine with the great and good of the land, rather than pick at too few mutton chops and be an eyewitness to sedition. Amelia was seventeen and looked upon Nate with a degree of hero worship that nobody who brought three hungry radicals home to dinner deserved.

15. a book rec you really enjoyed

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#2

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1. a book that is close to your heart

The Curse of Chalion by Lois McMaster Bujold. I mean, I love almost everything this author writes but I'd only read her space opera series before this, and space opera was (at least back then) not as much my genre as Fantasy is.

It was also a very different type of fantasy from what I'd experienced. I'd mostly read grand sweeping fantasy epics before CoC, with a dash of Tamora Pierce to even things out. But I think this was the first time I'd seen adult fantasy which was less about world domination and more about people just trying to get by in the face of curses and life in general etc. Caz is a wonderful protagonist because he's so tired and so traumatized and he juxtaposes beautifully with Iselle (who is the /thematic/ protagonist) who's vibrant and a beacon of hope. The divinity-based magic system is wonderful. The way of breaking the curse is wonderfully clever. This book made me actually weep more than once. I just- //flails

It also made me be more active about searching for adult fantasy I was actually interested in, because till that point I really thought all we could have were chosen one quest narratives.

Quote:

“Any man can be kind when he is comfortable. I'd always thought kindness a trivial virtue, therefore. But when we were hungry, thirsty, sick, frightened, with our deaths shouting at us, in the heart of horror, you were still as unfailingly courteous as a gentleman at ease before his own hearth.”

19. a book that put you in a reading slump

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My #1 post of 2022

It just struck me how the MCU is milking the hell out of a nearly manufactured out of whole cloth mentor-mentee/dad-son relationship between a billionaire superhero and a socially disadvantaged kid superhero while the dc cinematic universe, which has multiple canon relationships like that, ignored them COMPLETELY in favor of more serial killer showcases.

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#5

dark cacao kingdom incorrect quotes bc i’m bored

Dark Choco: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this. Dark Cacao: What did you do Dark Choco? Dark Choco: a Mistake.

Affogato: Don’t worry, I have a permit. Caramel Arrow: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.

Caramel Arrow: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container. Crunchy Chip: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

Affogato: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone. Caramel Arrow: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

Dark Choco: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Dark Cacao: And you came to me?

Caramel Arrow: What’s your favorite color? Affogato: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. Caramel Arrow: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? Affogato: My favorite color is pink.

Dark Choco: Hey Dark Cacao, can I get some icecream? Dark Cacao: Only a spoonful! Dark Choco: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*

Caramel Arrow: I hate Affogato. Crunchy Chip: "Hate' is a strong word. Caramel Arrow: I have strong opinions.

Crunchy Chip: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

Caramel Arrow: When surrendering, Dark Choco is to hand the sword over HILT first.

Caramel Arrow: Editor's note: What the fuck?

Caramel Arrow: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? Crunchy Chip: Maybe a bit tipsy? Affogato: Drunk. Dark Cacao: Wasted. Dark Choco: Dead.

Crunchy Chip: Affogato is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around. Affogato: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.

Affogato: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’ Affogato: Doesn't work with getting out of betraying people, though.

Crunchy Chip: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

Affogato: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you. Dark Choco: Being a fish. Affogato: Well, shit.

Affogato: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and- Dark Choco: No returns. Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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so uh. tried to do a funny [k]night sky costume thing

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#3

bullying :(

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#2

He’s fucking dead guys. Perished. Gone. Fainted permanently. 

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[[CW: I don't know how to tag this, I'm not in a good state because I've set off a system member in the process of this. So, for content warnings, I talk about displacement, racism, being ripped away from culture, forceful socialization into another culture, evidently the s* slur, cultural rejection, and that fact that I didn't think this would hurt as much as it did. This came about from a discussion I just had where perhaps I didn't word my support as well as I wanted, and the person brought race into it, do not harass or bother the person if you find out who he is. Please. I am actually begging you. Do not show him my vent, either. I have him blocked and I want no contact with him, and he wants none with me. If you try to act like a racist twat towards natives on this post, I'm blocking you. I don't care who you are.]]

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I have, very painfully remembered why Ryan hates it when either Eris or I have to bring up the fact we were forcefully disconnect from the fact we're native.

It's easier to just say we're white because no one believes us otherwise. Mom is pasty as the damn sun, and we got that from her. She has us so disconnected from our dad's side of the family, and any semblance of a culture he has, that I don't even know what we are anymore. She made sure to muddle that too. Ryan says it was Blackfoot. I trust him on that.

But when I have to tell someone that they've just completely missed a point I made and they just continue making assumptions, even when I have to come out and tell them, "I'm not white. I'm not the exact same as you but even if we were I am carrying hidden damned trauma from being ripped away from anything that could have been shared by an actually racist mother,"

"White people ripping themselves a new asshole to make me look like the bad guy."

Christ, you were just looking for a bad guy you twat.

Damnit, I know I will never belong! I will never bloody fucking be able to. I will never reconnect with a culture I was robbed of and I certainly can't do it here where it isn't safe. But to know that even if I tried I'd just be some white kid who you called racist for typing out "savage," which wasn't even aimed at you it was quite literally quoted from your message as you accused me of treating you like one in a post supporting you, in which I didn't even know you were native when I wrote the damned thing, a word I have damn well been trying not to be called out of fear (I use I here to denote the system as a whole, but this trauma is mostly Ryan's. Ryan is the one who bore the brunt of this) because God knows being what I am already is at risk of getting me raped in a state where that is a death sentence due to disability and the fact I'm trans, to bear a child would kill me outright, utterly fuck you for clinging to a victim card because you found an easy target.

This entire typing style, did you think I was from fucking England?

Damnit, I live in Ohio. I type and speak like this because none of my damned friends are American. None of the media my parents showed me was American. I have to consciously stop myself from using the spellings of other countries for words like color. This is how I was socialized. This is how I was raised. The furthest from what I actually bloody fucking am.

I'm tired of this. I even went to walk away and he just could not fucking relent. He didn't even read what I said. He just kept calling me white and then called me a racist.

Ryan, I'm sorry. I didn't know any of that was a trigger, but Christ that was horrid. Christ, I give up on this. I really will only ever be some white twat to the people I'm supposed to be a part of. I can't escape my socialization. I can't escape my mother. But evidently, I'm alone no matter what I do.

I don't talk about this for a reason, and I never want to talk about it again, because it doesn't matter. If anyone asks, as I always say, I'm Irish/Scottish.

It's just fucking easier to pretend.

[parcai]

hey kristoff do u still think u would be a hades kid if u were in pjo. also what would it weapon be

yes i do 🤔 i think i really do have the vibe and mind for it. i think i could also see hecate tho. her moral ambiguity and tie into crossroads/fate vs making your own destiny remind me strongly of hades in a way, so i suppose if she's considered a lesser god in riordanverse (despite her being older than hades in most actual myths, being a titan and all 💀) then that would prob be more "realistic" than being a child of the big three.

but hades has a few other qualities that i think suit me more, those even hecate doesn't have 🤔 much to think abt

as for a weapon, scythes are cool and all, and honestly i'd prob say that except for it started becoming a trend in the pjo fandom and now it's not fun anymore. plus it's not really an effective weapon in real life. it's heavy and needs to be wielded at an odd angle due to the 90 degree angle between blade and staff. swords are overdone. daggers are sorry excuses for swords and for some (we know why 😑) reason are always given to girls. i think i will go w my own heritage. chakras please 🥰

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the widow’s bunny - part 5

author’s note | helluuuurrr! i hope you enjoy this chapter but it could be very triggering, so i’m just warning you. please don’t read if you aren’t comfortable.

summary | Your father, Clint Barton, brought his fellow Avengers to the safe house and it was your first time meeting the one and only Black Widow; Natasha Romanoff. As soon as you and her get a little close, her other side is vaguely showing and it truly frightens you. She quotes, “You will be my pretty little secret, yeah?”

pairings | Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader

warnings | heavy smut ; strap-on use ; daddy kink ; pet names ; slut shaming ; abusive behavior ; very (18)+!!

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Part 1  Part 2 Part 3  Part 4 Part 5 so on...

Days passed by until Natasha’s needs are starting to overtake her body. You berated the woman to the point that you don’t want her sleeping next to you and for Natasha, well, she didn’t take that well.

She would forcefully shut you up by smacking your face, making you even more desperate to just die on the spot where you don’t have to suffer the pain that is cost. And then, as usual, the widow would apologize and give you the most comforting kisses all over your heated cheeks. As long as you want to hate it, loathe it, despise it, you like her kisses. You liked the way she comforts you with them; especially with her words of love.

Maybe you were just as disgusting as her.

That morning when you woke up, your head spun when Natasha starts grinding her pelvis against your covered ass – making you let out a shuddering breath and inhale it as you feel her hand dip through your sweats. Her lips were taking action to your ear and whispered hotly: “You are so beautiful when you’re asleep. I couldn’t help myself anymore, I won’t fuck you until you tell me to. I promise you, detka, I’ll be very gentle at first.”

You don’t want to give in, you really don’t, but you hate to admit that you’ve been quite aroused these past couple of days. Not just by Natasha, no, you try your best to think of someone else instead of her but you would like to experience how she’ll take you mindlessly. Surely, this experienced woman is good in bed. Plus, she’s way older than you so you would like to see a scene of that.

“Would it hurt?” you asked quietly.

Natasha chuckles deep in your ear, still grinding onto your ass like some maniac in charge, “You haven’t had sex in a while, yeah pretty girl?”

As you nod your head slowly, she flashes a toothy creepy smile that sends chills through your body.

“Let me fuck you, please kotenok,” Her voice seems to get desperate and whiny as she gives a sharp thrust to your ass, letting out an accidental moan that she would probably enjoy once you give yourself to her.

“Natasha,” You breathed out when the widow’s bigger hand cupped at your right breast, tweaking your nipples through your shirt, making you roll your eyes at the back of your head. Her fingers that were latched onto your nipple felt incredibly good. You wanted more, you needed more the way she needed more and pushed your ass back at hers; letting the dominant widow moan into your ears.

Oh god, what did I get myself into?

“Tell me verbally,” she asks while grinding back at you, this time pistoning her hips to feel the friction that she needs to feel. “Tell me right now that you want to be fucked.”

“I want to be fucked,” You whispered onto her mouth that was hovering against your lips and grind back your ass against her, grabbing the hand that was inside of your sweats to pull it back up and massage your breast roughly. She eagerly complied and finally closed the distance between you two.

You wouldn’t say it was a brutal kiss yet it wasn’t passionate either, it was more like a sense of need. Her lips were soft and supple, it tasted like those Burt's bees chap lipstick that tasted nothing. But, she tasted sweet. Like, really sweet.

Sensing your need to be touched, Natasha spoke with a lighter voice but with more dominance with it.

“I’ve wanted you for so long,” the woman above you turns your shoulder until your back is flat against the mattress as you watch her being enthralled over your body, which seems to be majestic when it comes to her. She lifts your torso a bit to take off your see-through white shirt until your nipples are exposed to her glory.

“God, you are so beautiful,” She praises. Her devious hands maneuver to your naked torso and grab your ribs, pushing you back down onto the cold mattress. You gasped, but suddenly your throat felt blocked – obstructed by her simple touch on you. You hate her, you do, but maybe this sexual encounter could relieve some of your stress. After all, you were here little pet.

Without hesitation, Natasha placed her soft wet lips onto your cleavage and licked it up until it reached your neck. You suppressed a moan, afraid enough to make an eager sound to make it seem like you want her. But you do, god you do – and you aren’t even denying it anymore.

Pulling away, the woman asked breathlessly: “You want to be fucked by your mommy? You want me to make you come onto my cock? Don’t worry baby, I have a collection inside of that closet that I’d like to try out. Let me take care of you.”

It frightens you a bit, yet there was this wave of fire within you that you couldn't seem to shake it off. Gratefully, you opened your legs for the woman to penetrate, and boy, she was pleased to see you falling into her little game. Natasha cooly takes off her tank top, revealing her lace black bra that was holding her breasts – and you caught yourself staring at them. They look so soft and–

“Such a dumb little baby,” She whispers to your ear and palms your breasts roughly; making you whimper with pleasure. “My fucktoy. A little plaything for me to use, huh baby? Come on, talk to me, sweetheart.”

You struggled to form your words as the woman trails her finger down to the middle of your stomach that was suddenly sucking in from her intoxicating touch. “Please, please, please! Just… fuck me, Natasha. Just do it–”

Smack! She slaps your outer thighs harshly and it makes you bite down your lower lip hard as the sting accommodates through your entire system. God, the way you crave for this woman who kidnapped and made you their little pet is entirely the most beautiful devious woman that you’ve ever met. You want to push her away from you but you crave so much for her touch that you’d let her do anything at this point.

“When I bring out that cock, you better call me daddy,” She chastises while her lips peck on your inner neck. “When it’s my fingers, you can call me mommy. Understood, little one?”

You nodded frantically as you form words into your head but cannot seem to say them at the tip of your tongue, you were quite stunned and aroused from the penetration that Natasha was giving you. You loathe it. You love it. You need it.

“Y–Yes, Mommy.”

She groans at the nickname that has slipped out from your tiny mouth and immediately relishes your lips with hers. Pulling away with a loud pop, She mutters something in Russian that you can’t understand – but it was severely hot.

Slowly, she unties the laces of your shorts and leisurely pulls it down, exposing your underwear that was in front of her green irises. The redhead looks back up at you and gives a devilish smirk. You whimpered and shut your eyes tightly as you felt her warm breath on your pelvis.

“Such a pretty underwear, but you know I would love it if it’s off, right slut?”

You nodded again and cover your eyes with your arm. Natasha sees the simple action that you did and growled in anger. She slaps the inside of your thigh loudly and you arch your back in pain and pleasure. Letting out, “Ah! What was–”

“Do not fucking talk back,” Natasha bits back with a venomous tone. She then continued to kiss your pelvis until you were in a heaving mess, which was the whole point to her. Chuckling darkly, she says: “Daddy is going to fuck that tiny hole of yours, bunny. Let me just get my strap.”

You watch her as she scurries into the closet to grab a long black box that prickles your entire skin in fear but also in anticipation once she opens it slowly, revealing a strap-on that is seemingly long and thick. The core of yours finally starts to beat and you feel that dampness once she takes it out, grabs the O-ring, and places it on the bed.

“Watch me as I take off my clothes.”

You nodded, feeling way too paralyzed to speak or move.

Natasha unclasps her bra as it falls downwards onto her body, revealing her scrumptious-looking breasts that seek attention. Then, not long enough, she unbuttons her pants with a pop and pulls it down – along with her underwear – and stands naked right beneath your eyes. Your breath hitched as you take a good stare at her body; she looks enchanted with a hint of vile whenever her eyes lingered on you.

As soon as she wore the strap, the woman got between your legs and slapped the inside of your thigh one more time; letting out a shriek from your mouth that was already gaped.

“Nat–”

“You are such a slut, aren’t you huh? Can’t even fucking follow my instructions,” her chuckle was humorless; it was full of darkness into it. “It’s daddy to you, little one. Now, let me spit into your mouth. Open.”

Without even thinking about it, you did – letting your tongue out as you felt a spit inside of your mouth that was leaking from hers too. She smiled, licking her lips, and tweaking both of your nipples once again. You closed your eyes from the pleasure that she was giving until you hear a harsh tone coming from her mouth.

“Open your eyes, I want to watch you as I fuck you mercilessly.”

You weren’t even worried anymore, you just wanted her fully. You don’t care what it was, as long as she fucks you into oblivion; then it wasn’t such a problem. You may call yourself this horny freak, and so was she, but at this moment do you care? No. You just want to be fucked hard. And that’s what Natasha has been planning for you for quite a long time.

A pleasing hum came from your kidnapper’s lips as she grabbed the head of her cock, lining it up onto your clit; pressing it hard to get you into a moaning frenzy. She looks at your weary eyes and gives a devious smirk. This woman knows what she was doing to you, there was no sympathy through it.

“God, do you know what you do to me detka? You make daddy crazy,” She whines as she rolls her eyes back from the sight of your glistening pussy. Opening, she continued: “Look how wet you are for me. All for me, yeah?”

“All for you, daddy,” You muttered, making the older woman groan on top of you as she lathers your wetness onto her fingers; dragging it painfully into your tight hole. You gasped as you felt a single finger dipped inside of you. Natasha watches your expression and smiles through her teeth.

“Darling, daddy is going to have so so so much fun with you.”

Without your approval, Natasha slowly pushes the cock inside of you – slowly. She didn’t want to cause you pain. After all, she still does have a heart; especially for someone like you. Your mouth lets out a silent, strangled moan as the pain washes through your veins – especially from your core. Natasha clearly enjoys the pain and pleasure that is accommodating from your body. Your eyes can tell, the way your body responds to her touch, the way your pussy grips onto her cock; she enjoys it very very well.

“So fucking tight for me!” Natasha looks down at the scene and saw how her cock wouldn’t even fit inside of you. Smiling smugly, she looks back at you and completely ruts herself inside of you.

“Natasha! Fuck!”

“Oh fuck you feel so good,” Natasha leans her head until her forehead is pressed against yours and thrusts inside of you roughly, making a squelching sound that is formulating the whole atmosphere. Her right hand made its way to your breasts and palms it with no sympathy. You closed your eyes in pleasure or pain – you can’t even think – and moan her name out.

Another smack that went to your face and saw an angry Natasha who was fucking you with no mercy. You wanted to touch your burning cheek but suddenly your hands were pinned against the mattress with her other hand. Her hips are pistoning with ease and watches you squirm under her; this was satisfying to witness for Natasha, all shy and naive – like a slut.

“Such a slut for me, aren’t you baby girl? You’re so fucking pathetic, so fucking dumb – jesus, you’re so tight…” her cock goes deeper inside of you until you feel the tip hitting at the spot that you find pleasure in. The older woman grunts with pleasure as she shields your head with her elbows that were on the mattress.

“Daddy, please! God, it’s too much, I can’t handle it! I can’t–” You try to continue your words but Natasha beat you to it.

“Yes, you can kotenok. Daddy knows best, I promise,” she pulls out swiftly – leaving the tip inside – and thrusts back in again with more force than was firing within her. Your hands flew at her back and held her as her thrusting became more erratic, forceful, harder, faster–

“Daddy, fuck! You feel so good inside of me…” Natasha looks at you, surprised that you were good at dirty talking. You weren’t an expert, not at all, but you like being vocal about how good or bad you feel. And there were so many wrongs in this situation but at this moment, you pushed those thoughts away and let this woman fuck you like some crazed animal.

“Do I bunny? Yeah, you’re so good at taking it for Daddy,” She pants out and brings her thumb against your clit, pushing and rubbing it softly as let out a pornographic moan that filled up the whole room. You were so merciless underneath her, she loved the view that if she could film this right now – she absolutely would, no doubt. Her teeth come intact from your neck as she bites down on you harshly, making your eyes wide open at the sudden pain rushing through your veins endlessly.

“Nat!”

“Shut the fuck up and let me fuck you.”

As soon as she bottoms in on you, you whimper in pain, pleasure, you don’t know. She looks at your watery eyes and notices how close you are to edging; she smiles at you, a tight lip one, until it fades away and thrusts inside of you hard. You gasped and whispered, “Daddy, god… please, I’m so close!”

“You’re just incredibly captivating,” Natasha moans into your ear and pulls you back up until you are sitting on her lap. She lifts her hips, asking you to move yours too and grind on each other rhythimacally. Your hands were on her muscled back as you felt the older woman gripping your hips, taking the lead. You watch her as she tries to pull you back up and down until her cock is seethed through your wet cunt with wet sounds. She looks at you, with her hooded eyes, and leans in to kiss the corner of your mouth.

“Cum for daddy, little one. Just coat my dick with your cum, come on baby, you can do it.”

Your orgasm overtakes your body and felt your head snap back in pleasure, the waves of euphoria rushing through your core and all the way up to your stomach. You twitch as she thrusts all of her length inside of you slowly, completely in awe of how you came undone on her fake cock. She will never get rid of this image in her head.

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It’s been two weeks since I captured Y/N, and needless to say, everything was swell for me; even though it wasn’t for her. But, god, it has been wonderful for me ever since I kidnapped the young girl.

I’ve made so many mistakes in my life that I truly, fully, regret. And, I won’t ever do them again because I made a promise to myself that this time it will be natural and normal. Y/N was a whole package for me. She’s smart (not as smart as me), has this naivety that I truly find adorable, and her shyness. I noticed that I like girls who are vulnerable and are easy to manipulate. And, for Y/N, she was very easy.

This young girl, who fell onto my lap, is currently sleeping in my bed – humbly – as I stare at every detail that was on her body. I noticed that her breathing pace would change whenever her nose scrunches from her sleep. Does she dream? Surely, she does. Everyone does, it’s impossible for someone not to dream. Anyways, I wonder what she is dreaming. Maybe it’s about me and how much I fucked her with my strap… or maybe it’s me being romantically in love with her and finally, she accepts her fate that she belongs to me.

Whispering to her, I said: “I will never hurt you, Y/N. You’re safe with me. You won’t end up like Marianne, I promise. You’re different, so so different.”

I sometimes even have this thought that maybe all of this is just an illusion. To test me out. But it felt too surreal to be an illusion. Then, suddenly, I thought about Wanda of how she can manipulate my mind easily. Although I am quite confident enough that she will never possibly do that, she obeys me like Y/N does. Just less sex and tension.

I didn’t even bother closing the door in my room as I tuck myself inside of the blanket, wrapping my arms around the girl I am completely in love with, and kissing the back of her head gently. God, she smells divine. I want to bury myself in her scent so badly. I smile to myself and kiss her shoulders, snuggling more into her and falling asleep peacefully while my arms are still wrapped around her stomach.

A few hours later, I awoke and saw the bed empty. I try not to panic at first since the whole house is guarded. And there were locks everywhere. So, I didn’t worry much. I stood up and grabbed my tank top that was on the ground and walked downstairs to see Y/N sitting on the barstool with a toast in her mouth. My heart completely stopped beating at the sight of my bunny, sitting properly, eating her food.

I couldn’t help myself but ask, “Is your body sore?”

She shrugs and takes one bite of her toast, responding quickly:

“A little.”

I took a few steps and sat down beside her, my elbows meeting on the cool marbled counter. I asked again, wanting to have more conversations with my bunny.

“Was I rough?”

She didn’t hesitate to nod. I smirked at her devilishly.

“Good.”

Yes, I completely agree that I’m a true asshole and a dickhead, and maybe I am. But, I like being cocky towards Y/N. It makes me feel powerful and dominant, like someone taking control. And, I do enjoy that – fully. Without even thinking, I take her gentle hand with mine and slowly bring it to my supple lips, kissing it tenderly while I close my eyes as I try to take in the memory of myself doing this.

“For a kidnapper like you, you have a heart,” she remarks and takes a swig of the cold beer that was on the counter, chugging a few gulps down her throat. Maybe I should take away alcohol privileges from her, I want bunny to be as pure as possible. God, the more I hear myself the more I think I’m a controlling freak.

I chuckled, replying:

“I do, yeah.”

“No like,” I can tell that she’s tipsy because of the way she talks to me. My bunny is starting to slur with her words and I sighed deeply. “Sure, you were kind of rough on me for the past few weeks especially when we had sex but, you’re kind. I guess.”

Something about her complimenting me is making me go insane. I was never used to anyone who would compliment me, so with Y/N, it was just sort of a different energy that I surprisingly grasped quickly. I was so lost in my head that I was staring at bunny’s cleavage and shaking my head, letting out a nervous laugh.

“I just want you to be comfortable with me as possible, my little bunny.”

“And right now I don’t feel it,” she replies with sorrowful eyes. “But, I hate myself when I say that I’m starting to think otherwise when it comes to you. I hate you, I despise the shit out of you, I don’t know if I’m going to die here (you won’t, my detka.) but I feel like I could…”

She stops herself from speaking and her eyes lower to the ground. I was so eager to hear her finish the sentence that I got so close to her, my forehead pressing against hers comfortably – well for me, at least. I watched her as she struggled to swallow, feeling her mouth too dry, and looked back up at me, glistening tears in her eyes.

“I’ll kill myself if I ever fall in love with you.”

She was absolutely being outrageous. Y/N, my bunny, will never try to kill herself. I’ll make sure of that, I’ll tie up her wrists so that she won’t ever go near to any sharp objects or try to grab something to end her life. But, the thought seems terrifying too. And, a lot of people say that falling in love is so stupid and childish but, maybe I’m stupid and childish.

Because right now, I’m in love with her. Completely. And, I don’t technically know how to stop myself from feeling that way for bunny.

I whirled my head and chuckled darkly, “You won’t do that.”

I watch her as she scoffs and crosses her arms to her chest, responding: “I will. You better count your days–”

I’m also an abuser too if no one knew that.

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