#why he like that

[potato-lord-but-not]

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

John eating just the toppings+cheese off pizza it’s cannon Harlan said it on a stream (shh idc if that’s not cannon) and Arthur just. Standing there. Wallet on the counter. Bc John stole it to order pizza. Even tho they rarely eat pizza bc of how John eats it.

I’m on my hands and knees here.

:)

the most cursed canon John fact I love him so much

[onenicebugperday]

Mexican prominent moth caterpillars and adults, Crinodes biedermani, Notodontidae

Photo 1 by gerardoochoa, 2-4 by flecksy, 5 by southwestwanderer, 6 by milkweedhunter, 7 by paul_dennehy, and 8 by gemlin

[1racoon7trenchcoats]

Ik people bring this up often but what the fuck is mendel doing

[okikurumi]

The okami pillow pet is going kinda crazy

[kurolini909]

Not exactly a spoiler,

Hazbin Hotel just aired, I've watched the first two, and Sir Pentious almost killed me from Second Hand Embarrassment no less than 38 times in one episode. This is everything I expected thank you

I love this pathetic snake man so much

[morphosmeliae]

1 & 1/2 Anniversary Of Me Doing Digital Art

So like um, I started doing digital art on my Huion H420 tablet and I just wanted to show my art updated (this is my first post cause i'm too lazy to upload stuff lol) Also it's of narcistoru he's my favourite precure twink my man is a sopping pathetic 30 year old loser who's only motivation for ruining the world is because he's a picky eater who can't eat hot foods. Anyways this was like, February 2023 - the first drawing

Slay past me you were doing your best with what you got And then, August 2024:

I mean I think I really gobbled here but he already looks naturally pretty so idk if I did anything to enhance that lol. Happy 1 and 1/2 years to me! Hope I'll be able to serve once more when we reach 3 years, or 4 and 1/3, or even beyond that. TL;DR narcistoru hot precure bring him back i wanna see his stupid ass again in official art

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

Fuckass bald dragon

[calcifermovesthecastle]

What in the kiss kiss fall in love is this 💀

[spikedspy]

my flatmate put post malone somewhere else in the flat, and that spooked me about 4 times today already.

[girldraki]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[narwhalsarefalling]

my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰