#woa deuce content be upon ye💙

[equestriagirl16]

-it’s parents day or something-

Random student: So MC, when’s your mom coming in?

MC: Um-well, I kinda got thrown into this world by myself ya know.

Random student: Oh how sad, looks like she’s gonna be a no show this year huh?

MC: *tearing up* It’s not like I even have choice!

Random student: Aweee does someone miss their mommy, that is if you even have one to *punch* -AACK!

MC: !

Deuce: You must have a death wish if you think you can talk to them like that. What kinda smug bastard shames someone longing for a mother?!

Random student: *scurries away*

Deuce: Don’t ever let me catch spewing that shit agai-

MC: *hugs* Thanks..

Deuce: *calmed down* ..Don’t mention it

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Ms. Spade: Oh it’s so wonderful to meet you honey, I’ve heard so much about you!

Deuce: Mom!

MC: Awe thank you Ms. Spade I’m just happy to be there for your son.

Ms. Spade: Speaking of which, sweetie have you-

MC: Oh are you talking about the trash? I actually took the liberty of taking that out earlier, I noticed it was overflowing a bit. I also tackled those dishes for you, and don’t worry Deuce should be free for the rest of the day. I made sure he did all his work and was well rested for our day out.

Ms. Spade: ..honey either you’re taking my job or marrying my son which one is it gonna be?

Deuce & MC: EHHHHHH?!?!