#wtf is this ask

[asktheritochampion]

You're running out of time, Revali. Soon the universe will not remember you. You are nothing but a speck of dust to the great beyond. All your hard work, all of your achievements, will be for naught, as the great universe will consume you, and everything around it. Does it frighten you? That you will be forgotten? Do you make the people around you happy? You may believe that you are the Pride of the Rito, but is that due to your happiness or your hard work, or maybe even your self worth? If you really are their Pride, maybe you should show the more negative sides, like sorrow and fear. Remember, the universe is coming for you Revali. It is coming, and you should fear it, for it does NOT fear you, and you will regret not showing the true sides of yourself as the universe, the great beyond, devours you, the Champions, and all of Hyrule. Tick, tock. Tick, tock. Tick... tock.

[grumpyoldfker]

You were quick to pass judgement on the young guard Selithar Duskblade. And in doing so, you have upset the balance in fate.

The night passes for you both, and upon dawn's arrival - you are not where you had once been. Selithar now resides within the Patriarch's body, and you, my former Phoenix... are now a man with a besmirched reputation. A man whose name is best labeled a fool.

Would this make you reconsider your judgement? Or do you stand by your established law without any doubt in your mind?

But first things first... where are your pants...?

The Patriarch sat calmly in his study, his sharp eyes gliding over the scattered assortment of books and papers on his desk. He paused, sighed deeply, and closed his eyes, allowing himself a brief moment of respite.

"Duskblade… we’ve discussed this at length."

The sharp, commanding voice of the Lioness startled him. His eyes snapped open, and immediately, something felt... off. His body was different—lithe, smaller, but brimming with strange youthful energy. His face was clean-shaven, dark curls tickled his vision, and—most alarmingly—his trousers were pooling around his ankles.

Standing awkwardly with a bouquet in one hand and his dignity slipping, he met the piercing gaze of the Lioness. She stood across from him, pinching the bridge of her nose in visible frustration.

"While I appreciate the candid affection," she began dryly, "you are here to learn—not to—"

"What in all the darkest hells is happening?" he interrupted, his voice uncharacteristically soft, lacking the Patriarch’s usual iron edge.

The Lioness, Naralinthe, paused mid-sentence. Her eyes narrowed as she registered the unfamiliar shift in tone. "What are you doing here?" he growled, trying to summon some authority before glancing down at himself. “And why am I… exposed?”

Naralinthe arched a brow, a smirk tugging at her lips. "A lapse in memory, darling? You were on one knee about to ‘serenade’ me. Judging by your… enthusiasm, I’d wager you assumed you'd share my bed tonight."

He flushed, dropping the flowers as he hastily yanked up his trousers. “What jest is this?” he demanded, striding to a nearby mirror. The reflection that stared back at him was not his own. Horror twisted his features as he spun back to face her.

"What game are you playing now?" he barked, his tone filled with righteous fury. “Do you think this a joke? Return me to my body immediately!”

Naralinthe’s arms crossed, her smirk fading into an expression of puzzlement. There was something about his words, his commanding presence, that sparked a flicker of recognition. Her eyes widened.

“…Adonis?” she murmured, her voice tinged with disbelief.

The man in Selithar’s form glared at her, his jaw clenched as if the very utterance confirmed her suspicions. Turning back to the mirror, he let out a low growl and, in a burst of rage, drove his fist into the glass, shattering it.

Naralinthe’s initial shock dissolved into a wave of uncontrollable laughter. She doubled over, clutching a nearby chair for support as her amusement echoed through the room.

Adonis—trapped in Selithar’s body—stormed out, his face burning with humiliation as her laughter chased him down the halls of her estate. His fury simmered, but one thought dominated his mind: he would find a way out of this absurdity. No matter the cost.

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[sillyvanilly10]

Boobs

i prefer peepees

[songsofwaterandnight]

No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

[starb3arr]

OoOoOoOo it’s me Connie…hmm if Yatta makes candy when finishing a machine. Where does it come from? her butt or something?…

congratulations on being my first ask. secondly, i think it kinda like.. idk.. maybe like pinkie pie, she has mysterious stashes of candy tucked somewhere in her paper fur?? idk. she finished a machine and it just drops loose because of how fast she finishes the machine

[luminesick]

Damian, with red puffy eyes: You too?

Tim, with red puffy eyes: *raises a brow* Yes?

Damian has severe pollen allergies. Tim was high.

[cometblaster2070]

i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.

glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."

like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.

and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like

[wtfforged]

mold growth

[prlssprfctn]

You know, it would be hilarious if the Batfamily thought that at some point they figured out all Jason's strength and capacities in the battle, only to find out that he held back ALL THIS TIME.

Like, hey, he constantly spares with Dick or Tim, they saw him fighting with different criminals... It is not nothing new, right? Even if Damian insists that Jason is barely showing his real power... Well, Damian is still a kid, and he likes his brother, he can be just a little bit too excited about him, and he could remember things differently since he was a kid back in the League.

Expect... Damian knows what he is talking about.

So, when something happens (maybe it is an old footage from the League, or something just happened) and the Batfamily witness Jason using his strength on the full mode, no one can utter a word. Just imagine Jason in the combat. Just a pure combat, there are no guns. He fights people with his bare hands. And maybe teeth. Just a one man against an army.

And when he is finally done, Damian just shrugs.

'Yeah, Todd had finally put some effort in his fighting. I still have no idea why he didn't just cast swords, though.'

And the rest of the family goes wild.

[sinnerxroulette]

Do you ship your muses with females?

//I ship my muses with the characters that have chemistry with them. Gender is irrelevant.

[hazelcallahan]

THE LAST OF US || 2x01 "Future Days"

[prettyboythings-blog]

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Yes

[adam-scott]

SEVERANCE SEASON 2 Coming to Apple TV+

[mirensiart]

I know you normally do light stuff, but maybe do Wind and/or Wars getting cuddly after bad dreams, or if they see the other getting low doing something *obnoxious* that they know cracks them up deliberately? //much darker writer than you but your style is very sweet and I do love how you do them together too.

so I kinda went a little insane with this suggestion lol but I hope you like it <3333

[deathsmallcaps]

I’m trying speed dating tonight but my period just hit :////////

[mari-lair]

the 'favor tree'!