bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
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“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here
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sitting here. unkissed. when will it end
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"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly
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non sexual intimacy!!!! bathing together, washing each other, playing with each other's hair, kissing every inch of their body, writing love letters on their back with your finger, connecting their moles and freckles to create constellations on their skin, running your hands up and down their thighs, ugh just expressing physical love without it having to be about sex!!!!
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it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”
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Everyone in Ponyville knows these two have a thing going on, except for these two.
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omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out
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