#your ex boyfriend

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface

Tim: …

[tampire]

Matthew Patel's reveal

[ur-local-emo]

The emo twinks always find flamethrowers

[i-lavabean]

Still WIP

[emptyjunior]

does Sally Jackson sitting outside having an emotional embrace with the rain while her husband is in the other room count as cucking

[iwantoceans]

[willowser]

hi hi willow!!!!!!!!!!! (<- absolutely not in pain whatsoever)....... i am just wondering if..... uh.... u have imagined a reason for the breakup yet? i'd love to know why you think bakugo would ever break up with you. heh heh. hah. :D (i am crying)

here are the things you don't know—yet, at this point in time after the breakup.

two weeks before, dynamight gets into an ugly argument with a civilian. over something stupid, probably; she's drunk and not listening to a word the hero is telling her, stumbling around in public and taking her shoes off and shoving at him when he tries to corral her from getting into another fistfight in the street.

it's just—bad. looks bad. before anything productive can happen, a few of her friends are stumbling out and screaming at him, too, for being a cocky asshole and putting their phones in his face and recording him and maybe he says something he shouldn't—not something terrible, just something that sounds extra bad when a group of young women are screaming and angry at you—and it gets blasted all over the internet.

two weeks before, dynamight gets dragged in the paper. for being a jerk. for being such an asshole. remember when he nearly collapsed that building last month, during that fight? so careless. and he's never friendly when anyone comes up to him on the street, either in uniform or not. is more likely to brush someone away than stop and take a picture. in high school he was a little brat, too, with the way he spoke to his peers and didn't know respect if it slapped him in the face.

his poor partner. must be miserable to be with him all the time. they deserve better.

and if they know how he is? and how he acts to the people he's supposed to take care of? well, they must condone that kind of behavior, no? they're okay with him acting like that in public? what kind of morals do they have, anyway?

the other thing you don't know yet is that katsuki has been working every day. two shifts, sometimes, to the point that there's little more he does than eat and sleep and be dynamight. there's no free time. if any tries to make an appearance in his schedule—he's filling it with something, anything; going hiking, working out, cooking dinner for his shithead friends, not being at home.

whatever he's doing, he's not being at home.

yes, he got rid of everything he could that belonged to you. because he couldn't stand to look at it and know you weren't going to use it in his house again. can't stand it. refuses to, actually. is only putting one foot in front of the other, every day, and not really thinking about that weird, awful weight sitting in his gut, that feels dark and terrifying. he can't think about it. he's not bad at avoiding those kind of thoughts—he's done it before and he'll do it again.

and lastly—he's a fucking idiot.

[baejax-the-great]

Nettle: tell me the truth. did you fuck your friend

Fitz: don't be crude--we went far beyond merely fucking. I will not elaborate.

[leovaldezdefender]

ok actually another reason valzhang is funny to me is because leo and hazel are kind of deadass soulmates but frank is just some guy. when you and your girl so connected you fall in love with the same man

[skyxiio]

OH MY GOD WHY DID HE SING??! HES A-

[beanghostprincess]

I know oda just choose birthday by names but thinking about cross guild and the moment buggy hears mihawks birthday date and it hits him what day it is. He could ignore this damned day and now he meets a reminders its existence.

I don’t think mihawk would celebrate but hope you get me. I need buggy to suffer and not be able to do anything with the fact that first time in years he’s forced to acknowledge the date that for so long was his only friend special day.

He realizes what day it is and he is awfully quiet and less assertive because he won't stop thinking about Shanks. But not in the way he usually thinks about him (angry and extremely insufferable), more in a melancholic, sad, post-breakup way he only feels when it's his birthday. Because he remembers Shanks' birthday and how they celebrated when they were kids. He remembers that there were times in which they were actually happy and couldn't imagine a future without the other.

Then Mihawk tells him that it's his birthday (for some reason. He actually never says it. Perhaps they find out another way) and I think it'd be extremely angsty if Buggy just?? Was angry at Mihawk for no reason?? The swordsman doesn't understand anything but Buggy is feral when he is around him instead of actually being scared or just, you know, sassy. He is actively angry.

Mihawk doesn't get it. And tbh, Buggy doesn't get it either. It is something he can't control. It just happens. It just makes him angry that somebody else has Shanks' birthday. Not because it makes him think about the redhead (although that is also something to add there) but because he is still a bit possessive of the date. As if nobody but Shanks and his memories of when they were friends should own this day.

[zivazivc]

I sort of doubt Floyd would introduce his brothers to his ex bandmates at this point, but do you think they’d end up meeting somehow? How would they feel about each other?

By the time the movies take place there is no more band so they probably wouldn't meet all of them even if Floyd for some reason wanted them to meet (which I can't think of one). I do kinda want John Dory to meet Les tho, not gonna lie, and Branch. Floyd would probably want to visit him eventually and they'd tag along, or maybe Floyd would give them his contact for emergencies if his bipolar episodes got too bad and they'd meet him because of that.

Floyd would be very vague about the status of their relationship and he definitely wouldn't tell them about when it all started (because he doesn't even know himself (i don't think kissing someone who's nearly blackout drunk counts) also it was only really unacceptable in the first few years, once floyd was 18 it was more normal (les is not THAT much older) and in my hc floyd is 38 in the third movie so it's been a while since he was a teen so i don't think he even thinks about it much anymore)

But I think JD and Branch would start to form a picture about what they mean to each other through the many confusing passing mentions Floyd would make while living in the bunker. But it would be a weird picture that they wouldn't know what to think of lol

Anyway JD and Les both live in RVs and they're almost the same age and they're both "kind of" Floyd's big brother figures. I want JD to want to have beef with Les once they meet but he can't keep it up because "holy shit what wax are you using to keep your beetle's exoskeleton so shiny???"

[nagitosstolenhand]

i still cannot believe laurance somehow got custody of zenix in the garrence divorce

[moeblob]

You literally spent three hours having an ENTIRE SCHOOL (teachers included) slut-shaming a guy just for him to be a (spoiler).

[portalmonsterrr]

Will you add ever Faranak to the KaveTham Family AU? Or are you gonna wait to see what is done with her in the canon game (if anything ever comes of it, pls HoyoVerse I am dying for Faranak crumbs) Do you have any currently as with Kaveh's past for now?

Or any of the extended family, Kaveh's deceased dad and AlHaitham's family. Are they talk about?

I'm still holding out hope we will see Faranak or her picture at least in the game one day (delusional). I had some doodles of her potential design lying somewhere

The family situation is the same as in canon: Alhaitham has no surviving family members left so it's just him and Kaveh lives far away from his mother and they exchange letters occasionally. He assures her that everything's great and she shouldn't worry about him. He doesn't really know when is the right time to tell her about Nahida.

[fauvester]

ballister blackheart would have beat the shit out of ballister boldheart