Garroth and Zane in MCD is so funny because imagine you live in a small town, so small that everybody knows everybody. And then this guy shows up who wears a full face tactical helmet all the time, and just goes by the name William. No last name or anything, just William. And he becomes this well known person who is close to the town’s mayor despite being very mysterious.
But then suddenly the mayor is assassinated for some reason (who assassinates a mayor in a town that literally no one knows?)
So everyone assumes this William guy will run for mayor because he took it upon himself to handle all the town’s matters after the mayor died, but he refuses. Like he gets genuinely upset whenever someone mentions it. And the guy is still wearing the helmet 24/7, by the way.
So then the town just?? Doesn’t have a mayor?? And so William is running around doing everything until this random person with amnesia arrives and takes over.
Then one day two people from your town is getting married. The bride’s mom hires this priest to officiate the wedding and it’s… Prince Harry?? Like literally the freaking prince from England??
And your like “that’s a bit overkill for this small town wedding but ok”
But then Prince Harry is like “that William man must reveal his face or else I can’t be here”
But William refuses and so he just doesn’t go to the wedding.
So Prince Harry officiates the wedding, and then unexpectedly William arrives, and it’s… Prince William?! The whole time the weird guy who wears a full face tactical helmet 24/7 that’s been taking care of your small town is the first born son to the king of England??
And throughout the whole night the two brothers are just giving each other the stink eye.
*throws long brunette hair in a messy bun as i bat my gorgeous aqua blue orbs. i toss on my favorite pair of skinny jeans and my classic led zeppelin graphic tee. im nothing special, but boys always notice me wherever i go. i walk outside my apartment to all 5 of the boys that live next to me. i gasp, its one direction. they ask me to come inside. i do*
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I know that all the bizarro ninja are dangerous villains. But what about B!Jay specifically?
Let me explain why i think that he could be the most dangerous one:
Humans:
In my au and in my opinion, Jay himself is a little bit misunderstood and kinda underestimated by the people in Ninjago.
From my experience, i noticed that humans have this weird habit to be impressed by muscles and physical strength although it is known that someone can be dangerous and "strong" without the physical strength.
In my Ninjago headcanons:
My headcanons for Jay is that he looks "weaker" than he is. Jay is a skinny boy, without many visible muscles, and he is the cutest and shortest out of his team. Sadly, people see that as a weakness although none of those things means that Jay is weak. Jay is not weak. Okay, we must admit that Jay's "greatest ability" isn't physical strength, (as it is for Cole for example), but Jay has some other abilities that might become even more dangerous than physical strength under certain circumstances. An example is speed. My headcanon is that Jay is the fastest out of the ninja. But even now, speed isn't the main reason why i think of Jay (and in the next step: B!Jay) as the most dangerous.
Their way of thinking:
In my opinion, Jay's mind is what makes him as dangerous as i think he is. Because the other three ninja act like this:
Kai: He is strong and brave. But he is so brave and prideful that he becomes reckless. Yes, he'll go straight into battle and he'd rather die fighting than surrender. He'll fight to his last breath to protect the people he loves but this can be a mistake sometimes. Kai protects by becoming a "sword". He protects by attacking his enemy. Face to face battle even if you know you'll lose isn't the best choice. Sometimes you'll have to surrender in a battle if you want to win a war. (Yes, Gryffindor vibes if you are also a harry potter fan).
Cole: He isn't as reckless as Kai but his physical strength is messing with his mind sometimes. It gives him the feeling of winning but sometimes it's incorrect. Cole will surrender though but only if it's absolutely needed and if there is no other choice. He will fight to protect his loved ones but he will protect by becoming a "shield". He won't attack. He'll just fight back/dodge.
Zane: He has the potential to follow Jay's steps. But there's one problem. Zane is fair and honest. Although he won't start a battle that he can't win, his fairness and honesty will keep him a few steps back. Zane fights in the right place and in the right moment, when he is ready to do it and goes for a straight win (except if he has no choice but to fight earlier). He is not reckless and he plans his moves before going to battle. The problem is his ethic. He wants to win fair and with honesty, following the rules of a "τίμια μάχη" ("fair/honest/honourable battle").
Jay's way of thinking:
And here comes Jay: He is brave but he isn't reckless. He seems scared all the time but he isn't a coward. He'll fight when the time comes, but he just wants to save his skin. Jay will fight to protect if it's needed but he'll mostly fight for revenge (after the bad thing is done. Examples: Skybound, Prime Empire and Seabound). He doesn't give a fuck about such things like "fair battles" and "honour", "honesty" blah, blah. He just does whatever it takes to win or take what he wants no matter if his sneaky ways are unethical. Jay isn't the one who will throw himself into battle. He isn't the predictable one that you'll see coming to attack you from miles away. He is the type of guy that you won't even notice how he stabbed your back. And that my friend is much more dangerous than physical strength.
How's b!Jay related to that?
The question is, why does Jay use this thing only in specific occasions (like in skybound)? Because Jay is a hero. Jay has a good heart. He avoids using his unethical, sneaky ways to win and he just follows the rest of the team and the plans that the others make. Our kid tries hard, give him some credit for it.
Does b!Jay have this kind of problem though? No. Of course not. He'll just do it. Because he can. Because he doesn't care about being good. So imagine how powerful he could be if he only had a second chance in Ninjago... He could be a nightmare.
And i haven't seen dragon rising yet but i wish they could use Jay's potential now that he is villain. He could be great!
It’s simple, the ticket does not afford you “object throwing privileges”. If we want to continue to enjoy our favorite artists performing live in a face to face environment, we have to stop making our need for contact their problem. Don’t throw shit.
“I was out of the country for that first weekend [of Coachella] and I said ‘I’m not gonna be there but I’ll come on the 2nd weekend,’ and he said ‘Okay.’ And then he comes back to me & he says ‘I really want you to do the first weekend. Like, is there any way…’ I didn’t realise the significance of that moment, I just saw it as a moment to get together with Harry but I didn’t see it as such a ‘landmark’ moment [until it was done].”
- Shania Twain on performing with Harry at Coachella. (1 February 2023)
On 20 February 2013 - Harry and Taylor both attended the 2013 Brit Awards.
Harry and Niall had their 1st interview with Zane Lowe, in front of a signed Taylor photo
Ed said Harry trusted him with around 'his girlfriend' referring to the red tour
Harry was in the front row for Taylor accepting an award and signing IKYWT. Taylor was famously quoted saying: “it's not hard to access that emotion when the person the song is directed at is standing by the side of the stage watching. […] show it on your face. Feel everything exactly as you felt it when you wrote the song.'"
Taylor - Universal after party, DJ'ing and dancing with James Corden and Joe v0.1 Tom Odell and next day. Tom wrote Country Star about the night and Harry wrote Happily.
Harry - Sony after party quoted 'I thought her performance was really good, she looked great.' Left at 6am with Nick Grimshaw, and went on morning radio rather tired and tipsy.