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dreamingkitsunewrites · 5 months ago
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Just taking a moment to SCREAM how much I love this platform... Currently reading masterpiece after masterpiece tonight and can't even express how much the quality and talent of you all lovely people leave me speechless... Tumblr has become my safe place lately and I really want to thank each one of you, mooties and non, for making this virtual space so special 💜
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nosimpincurly · 2 months ago
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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noknowshame · 3 months ago
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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
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babushkaat · 2 months ago
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let’s hang on mama (of another species)
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mouthtapedguy · 2 months ago
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lions are very mean and like jellyfish
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drumlincountry · 2 months ago
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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
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stealingpotatoes · 2 months ago
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happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates
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alleesaur · 10 months ago
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doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare
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izzythedemigod · 6 months ago
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I just found the funniest font ever
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Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?
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problemnyatic · 2 months ago
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"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys
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ahotknife · 8 months ago
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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
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dreamingkitsunewrites · 5 months ago
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Time to step out of this shitty month and start the Snake year with symbolic changes... This week's self-therapy:
- hairdresser (whatever memories my hair hold rn I def want to see them rot in hell)
- Blog restyling ( Valentine-themed??)
- long writing sess
- Nbt gig #1
- Raves. Raves. Raves.
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tmmyhug · 4 months ago
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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain
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thegreatyin · 9 months ago
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"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family
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theunfairfolk · 3 months ago
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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
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