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Just taking a moment to SCREAM how much I love this platform... Currently reading masterpiece after masterpiece tonight and can't even express how much the quality and talent of you all lovely people leave me speechless... Tumblr has become my safe place lately and I really want to thank each one of you, mooties and non, for making this virtual space so special 💜
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
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let’s hang on mama (of another species)
#thought this was cute & tumblr would appreciate it#cats#cats of tumblr#opossums#🍀#with mama#mamaposting
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lions are very mean and like jellyfish
#ai#artificial intelligence#writing#writers on tumblr#social media#funny post#shit post#linkedin#follow#unfollow#random#random thoughts#nonsense#emailmarketing#email#autism#actually autistic
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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
#Me Fein#There is a terrifying worldwide shortage of people who know how to identify bramble/blackberry species.#We haven't sorted out dandelions yet#Or nettles#Getting to know your neighbours changes your life#You're no longer alone! Rubis fruitcosus is there.#Plus if you're under 40 you will suddenly be admired and lauded by old ppl who share your hobby and thought no one gave a shit anymore#Botany#Plants#When u write things about botany you can be assured they will be read by weirdos for centuries to come#Or if the text is lost itd loss will be mourned by weirdos for decades to come
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happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates
#first year i've both remembered and also thought of smt to draw for neil day LOL#neil banging out the tunes#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#my doods#omg two lng posts in a row whats the world coming to lmao#10k#< for posterity this got 10K IN FOUR HOURS ????? the power of neil omg#20k#30k#40k#50k#60k
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doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare
#art#critters#bnuuy#doodle#digital art#repost from.. sometime i don't remember#but i saw bunny vs hare stuff recently and thought about this again
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I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?
#I was playing around with ellipsus when I saw this#It's so funny#writing#writeblr#writers on tumblr#ellipsus#Ellipsus writing#sillyposting#Someone saw cursive and thought “nah that's too readable.”#Confession now that this is my most popular post ever. I have completely forgotten what fic I was writing when I made this#I'm 90% sure it's a scarian fic#fanfiction#ao3#WHYS THIS MY MOST LIKED POST EVER???#ITS SO STUPID#I SENT IT TO MY GC AND IT GOT LIKE. 3 LAUGH EMOJIS AND THAT WAS IT#AND NOW ITS LIKE.#100K#?????
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"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys
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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
#lucinda.txt#when i was 20 my theater teacher died and i thought i was also going to die#when i was 23 my childhood cat died and it was awful#all my grandparents are dead. liam payne from one direction has died.#it's like... okay. and you still have to wake up and go to work!#& i guess the idea is one day you'll get better at losing things#one day you just won't CARE that your childhood is over#i guess. but i doubt it.#1k#2k#5k#10k
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Time to step out of this shitty month and start the Snake year with symbolic changes... This week's self-therapy:
- hairdresser (whatever memories my hair hold rn I def want to see them rot in hell)
- Blog restyling ( Valentine-themed??)
- long writing sess
- Nbt gig #1
- Raves. Raves. Raves.
#~thoughts#~raindropsofthoughts#snake year's going to be my bad bitch era#february you'd better treat me kindly
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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain
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"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family
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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
#this sat in my drafts for ages cause i thought it was a mid post#this is your sign to post that flop#let her take wing
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