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I’m concerned yall….WHAT YOU MEAN GOOSEWORX, CAINE AND RAGATHA’S VAS WERE CRYING AT THE LAST RECORDING OF TDAC???? WHAT IS GOODEWORX COOKING???? WE NEED TO GET HER AWAY FROM THE STOVE BEFORE SHE COOKS TO HARD! Like excuse me??? Honest tho, I can’t WAIT for the new eps. Like come ooooon, with the reactions we’re seeing from the team, we know we’ll be DESTROYED. COOKED. CHARRED. BURNT. INCINERATED. I can’t wait for the emotional destruction that awaits us. Welp, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

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WATCHED THE NEW TADC EP…well I did that yesterday but not the point! First off, ANOTHER CAINE CRASHOUT LES GOOOOOOOOOOO! I’ve mentioned before that I love Caine’s crash outs and seeing it again is just chefs kiss. And as a girly whose favorite is Jax, I loved him this ep. I just loved all the characters in this ep. My favorites are Pomni, Kinger and Jax and like….we were fed yall. FED! And I’m pretty on board the theory of kinger helping in creating the digital circus. Also finding out that Pomni is touch averse and she went out of her way to fight and hug Jax just made my heart like ACK! I am a funny bunny shipper sooooo, hehe. Like I can tell Pomni knew Jax was lying, it was so obvious especially with how he was the whole day then last second he spiraled. Like I think she was able to be like “something happened when I left him alone” like obviously she can’t put her finger on it but she like 🤨. I really hope Jax doesn’t abstract, I don’t want him to TwT. I’m not a Jax simp but I just….Micheal Kovac does him JUSTICE. Oh! Kinger being like “I’m behind you aren’t I?” Before Pomni and Jax turning the beloved deranged chess piece into Swiss cheese is absolutely gold. I also am super concerned with what Gooseworx is cooking when she said “this isn’t the worse Jax gonna do” WHAT IS HE GONNA DO NEXT???? I’m just rambling and I know I got some points I wanted to say but I forgot! OH! Since this is a TADC post! When I went to Japan, I found a TADC gachapon. Here’s a pic of it.

Uuuh, anyway, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk! If I remember my other points, I’ll make another post on it.

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Sooooo I did the Twst wonderland quiz. Like the one that says which character you are. I did it because I saw someone else on tumblr do it and….

I got Cater-…..idk how I feel about that TwT…

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Always serving others but never himself ✊😔

I’m in Japan rn and I went to the Lush store here and….

THEY KILLED JAMIL TO MAKE A BODY SCRUB!WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY!?!? He was done serving Kalim so he let himself be turned into a body scrub. The tragedy…..the travesty….TwT….apparently it has pomegranate in it lol.

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I’m in Japan rn and I went to the Lush store here and….

THEY KILLED JAMIL TO MAKE A BODY SCRUB!WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY!?!? He was done serving Kalim so he let himself be turned into a body scrub. The tragedy…..the travesty….TwT….apparently it has pomegranate in it lol.

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I- Twst team….why??? Just why? What you mean the Rapunzel event is next month????? I thought it was supposed to be next year? Didn’t it happen after the skully event for the JP server??? Why is it happening before for the EN server??? I’m just…are they actually trying to align the servers??? I’m just confused and kinda sad- like I’m trying to save for cards I really really want and I didn’t expect this event so soon and I’m still pretty broke from Trein…and I really want the Riddle SSR…eh…I’ll try my best and hope I get it in the 48 pulls I got TwT

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TWISTED WONDERLAND CRACK HEADCANONS PART 2!

MY CAR BROKE DOWN A WHILE BACK! YK WHAT THAT MEANS? TWST CRACK HEADCANON IDEA! So! Here’s the Twst cast reacting to their car breaking down while driving! I’m going to do it individually and then how the whole dorm react if they were together! (I didn’t really proof read this so mercy for any mistakes)

Heartslybul. Riddle would initially get mad, like absolutely livid for like five seconds and then calm down and immediately call someone to help him with his car. His anger would depend on where he was going. Going somewhere important? His wrath has the power of the sun. Going home? He’s just annoyed. Trey would just be a tired mom. Like he’ll take a long sigh and take out his phone to call for help. Cater is def gonna use the situation for content. Making a mini vlog, selfies, reactions, hell maybe even a livestream if he’s feeling fancy. He will be milking this situation for likes and clicks and no one can stop him. Poor baby Deuce….he’s gonna be lost for a solid thirty minutes. Like he’s trying his best, this is the same guy that didn’t know that chickens didn’t come from all eggs. He will figure it out eventually but it will take him a second. Ace is gonna just lose his mind. He will be laughing for a solid five minutes before calling anyone for help. If all the Heartslybul boys are in a car that breaks down, all chaos breaks loose. Riddle is yelling at Ace for laughing & being a turd about the situation, Cater is taking selfies with the broken down car, Trey is trying to handle the situation & curb Riddle’s anger and Deuce is sitting on the curb looking like a child witnessing a divorce.

Savanaclaw! Leona is royalty, that is no problem for him. Just call someone and he’ll get picked up by one of his attendants and he’s back in business. Ruggie….tears. Poor boy will be in tears because of how much the repairs will cost or if he has to replace the car entirely. (Someone give the boy a hug and a pat.) Jack is a lump of muscle on legs. He WILL be moving that car by himself (like out of the road and like into a parking lot) and then he’ll call for help to get the car fixed or whatever. If they’re all together, it’s honestly pretty straightforward. Jack will move the car, Leona is calling for a replacement, and Ruggie is just relaxing knowing he ain’t paying for ANY of the repairs.

Octainvelle! Azul is also crying! Why? Because unlike our broke hyena, the octopus man just doesn’t want to spend the money on repairs! So he will be in mourning for his cash, funeral outfit and all. Jade will be very like, intrigued by it all….honestly i kinda doubt the guy has his license but if he somehow does! He will probably just mess with the car and then call for help and then mess with the people that are helping him by being ominous…. Floyd? He’s gonna somehow jumpstart the car. Like it’ll ruin his mood and him being….well him…he’ll somehow manage to get it to work. (I like to think he threatened the car and even though it’s an inanimate object, it would get so scared by him that it just starts to work again.) if they’re all together? Again chaos. Jade and Floyd are messing with a sad Azul until someone finally decides to call for help.

Scarabia? Kalim…..I honestly doubt he’d have his license tbh but if he did! He’s just gonna summon the flying carpet and fly away. Then he’ll pay for someone to take care of the car and then pay anyone who’s inconvenienced by the car being broken down. Jamil, he probably knows how to Hotwire a car and just drive back, and as soon as Kalim finds out, Jamil getting a new car even if he said no. If they’re together? Again pretty straightforward, Jamil will fix the car while stopping Kalim from paying people because our sunshine boy feels bad about being a bother to others.

Pomfiore. Vil…..that would NEVER happen to him! He’s well…..HIM! That would never happen! But in all seriousness, he’s just gonna call someone and sit elegantly until the person comes. Rook is just gonna fix the car. Rook is an enigma and he probably knows how to do it….he is a man of skill and….something else. Epel….he gonna cuss up a storm. (It all country slang tho lol) “DANG NABIT!” He yells as he kicks the front bumper. He’ll probably try to fix it himself until he realizes he can’t and then call for help. If they’re all together, again, pretty straight forward. Vil gonna call someone to help while smacking Epel in the back of the head for using his country slang and Rook gonna be….well Rook.

Ignhyde. Idia??? Leaving the house???? HA AS IF! IMPOSSIBLE! But if he was….its Idia yall, he’s gonna easily fix it himself and drive away. (After he gets home, he’s gonna hide in his room for the next 3 months because that was embarrassing and he doesn’t want that to happen ever again and how do normies deal with that???) Ortho….boy is a robot, he is not gonna drive a car and he’ll just fly to his destination. If they’re together, Idia will fix the car and then Ortho will probably fly Idia and the car home and then Idia will be cooped up in his room because never again.

Diasomnia. Honestly…..would any of them actually drive? Like out of the cast, they are the most primitive…..eh for the sake of it I’ll do it. Silver! He probably can’t drive now that I think about it due to his narcolepsy but if he could! He’d probably just call for help and be on his way. Sebek will be irate, losing his mind! Saying that this is UNACCEPTABLE! HOW DARE THIS JUNK MADE BY MAN DELAY HIM FROM MEETING MALLEUS! and then he’ll probably call for help but he will be huffy until he sees Malleus or Lilia. Lilia is just gonna go with the flow, he ain’t mad, he honestly finds it amusing and he will be enjoying his time and probably teleport away. Malleus isn’t gonna even use a car. Just….look at him…we all love him but this man can NOT use a vehicle for his life. But if he could…..the second he puts the key in the ignition it gonna go kaboom. If they are all together, it’s gonna be absolute chaos. Sebek losing his mind in anger, Silver is in honk mi mi mi mi mode, Malleus is just a lost child not knowing what’s going on, and Lilia is finding this amusing. They will not get anywhere for a solid three hours until Lilia decides that this was amusing enough and asks Malleus to teleport them back home.

Honorable mention: Neige and Rollo!

I thought of this and could NOT mention it. If Neige is in a broken down car, my man will summon the power of the woodland creatures. Deer, birds, squirrels, and all that will all arrive and carry his car back to wherever he asks.

Rollo just gonna blame Malleus and magic. That’s it, that’s the headcanon. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

(The edits I made was just formatting edits, I hope yall enjoyed the headcanon)

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For someone who really likes Twst….im not caught up with the main story…wanna know how far back I am? I’m still at the part where they just meet Idia after escaping Lilia’s dream….yeah, I’m THAT behind….i have a lot of catching up to do lol.

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I GOT TREIN! YIPPEE! Sadly it took 60 pulls BUT STILL! It didn’t take all 80 of my pulls, so glass half full! Anyway….I hope the arcane battles don’t kick me in the rear lol. Hope yall do well in the arcane battles too. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

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Trein arcane battle is coming tomorrow….TREIN PLEASE COME HOME IN LIKE ONE TEN PULL.

PLEASE

IM STILL BUTTHURT FROM NOT GETTING CREWEL! I’m saving for like Ernesto and the cat guy whose name I forgot and I only got like….eighty pulls so far? Idk, it feels like it’s been harder to farm gems lately lol. Eh, I just hope this arcane battle doesn’t kick me in the rear like the last one.

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Have any of y’all thought about how like….if you’d like any Twst character irl? Like I love all the students but ik full WELL that if I actually met some of em, we gonna throw hands. Like I love Vil but ik I would not be able to handle him irl. Like he is super well kept and got that skin care routine and I’m the exact opposite. Like my skin care routine is just water. I know full well he would hate my buns. Like we’d have a whole Epel situation all over again. (He also reminds me of certain people in my life that have tried to do similar things to me and I’m like “haha NOPE”) like he’d try to make me do skin care and I’d fling that bottle across the room. I do not like people’s idea of beauty standards forced on me. And ik he cares about his looks and good for him but I don’t care even HALF as much as he does about it. I have my own problems good sir, I don’t need a beauty guru to add to em. We would be like water and oil, incompatible. I think the only thing he’d like about me would be my dedication to my art but other than that….yeaaaaah. Riddle is lowkey in that group too, he’d be the proper smart kid and I’d be the kid who lowkey slacks off but manages one of the best grades. Riddle would be like “she is smart and so stupid at the same time” and I would be like “yes sir, I am!” He’d probably like my intelligence and then nothing else. And his mom would hate me too, so that might add to it lol. Again, I do love them but I’m just thinking about if they were real how I’d be with em. Anyway, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

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TWISTED WONDERLAND CRACK HEADCANONS

Okay okay okay, does anyone have male relatives that like to ask for a bite of food and then proceed to practically inhale it? Like you have a cupcake or something and their bite takes more than half of it? Well I do! And now I’m subjecting y'all to Twisted Wonderland characters I believe would inhale your food if you offered them a bite.

From Heartslabyul we goooooooot! Ace! I believe he would do it intentionally out of pettiness. Like he sees the opportunity to mess with you and takes it. You innocently ask him if he wants a bite of your food and then he will summon the power of a black hole and go chomp. The other Heartslabyul boys wouldn’t inhale your food for various reasons. Riddle wouldn’t because…we’ve seen how his mother treated him. Brother barely ate as a child, no way my man has the habit of going chomp on people’s food. Also manners. Trey and Cater wouldn’t because they would both be like “that ain’t cool” Trey would be more like “I don’t wanna start anything” and Cater would be more like “I don’t wanna risk anything to get canceled” (jk…kinda) and Deuce is baby and he would never.

From Savanaclaw? Honestly all of them for different reasons. Jack would do it by accident. Like just look at him, I wouldn’t be surprised if my guy could eat a tennis ball whole. Ruggie would see it as free food and want to make the most out of it, so if ya want to actually eat your food, dont offer the (I say this lovingly) penny pincher any. And Leona….well is just Leona, obviously the douche canoe would eat most of your food if offered (he is a lion after all and lions are cats).

Octainville, I say Floyd. Why? It’s Floyd, no further comment. Azul wouldn’t because yk he diets so he wouldn’t devour your food. Also he doesn’t want to risk being in debt to you so that’s another reason why he wouldn’t. And even though Jade COULD, he wouldn’t because he got a facade of being a gentleman.

Scarabia! None! Okay maaaaaybe Kalim? But I get he would just open his mouth real wide and then just take a reasonable bite out of the food. And Jamil is too tired for these games.

Pomfiore…also none…like have you seen them? Vil would never because manners and he doesn’t want your peasant food! He has an image to maintain! He would never eat such PROCESSED FOOD! (Okay probably not that dramatic but yk what I mean). Rook would never (but he would act super duper grateful for being asked and be super dramatic about being offered food, by you specifically, and act like that is the first bite of food he ever had in his life. Classic Rook stuff) and Epel might but he would probably get hit in the back of the head by Vil if he tried.

Iginhyde…yes and no to Idia? Like I believe he could but wouldn’t because he wouldn’t want to make you mad. Ortho can’t eat so he doesn’t count.

Diasomnia! All but Silver. Malleus is a dragon so of course he would go chomp on your food and similar reason for Sebek. Like Sebek is more like Jack and he wouldn’t do it on purpose but because he kinda based on a crocodile? He is based on the lightening bolt but he’s also based on the crocodile? Or an alligator? Idk! The point is that he is based on an animal that goes CHOMP! So he will accidentally chomp off more than half of your food. Lilia is like Ace so he would do it to mess with ya. He would be a lot more of a tease about it too! He would be like “fu fu fu~ did I do thaaaat?” And then vanish out of existence! Silver is like Idia and COULD devour more than half of your food but doesn’t. Unlike Idia, he wouldn’t because he isn’t too scared to make you angry, he wouldn’t because he’s too nice and has integrity.

So there is my headcanon. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk, good day.

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I got a problem yall….i lowkey don’t want the Twst anime to happen. HOLD UP! HEAR ME OUT! Answers simple! I don’t want the fandom to get mainstream. Like we already got cursed ish already! (Yall know what it is) and I don’t want more of that??? And how the fandom is rn is nice and sweet…this corner of the internet is fun! Ik gatekeeping isn’t really something people look up to but these are my little babies…I don’t want the masses to massacre my boys- but it is inevitable….i just hope the weird things are kept at bay….i know there is nothing i can do about it and i will just have to suck it up but yk, i can still not like something and live with it. So yeah, thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

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Cat.

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Indie/ obscure game that’s super fun and creative: 🥹🥰

It not having a massive fandom or any guides: 😭🥲

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I have no idea why my brain came up with Jax versus Bugs Bunny….like no clue. It’s not even a question who would win. Bugs Bunny got the toon force, one goofy skit and Jax is done for. We saw episode 5, we saw how he was forced into veganism and a maid fit, he got nothing against Bugs Bunny. Now that I think about it….could Caine beat Bugs Bunny? I’m not much into power scaling but I do like hypothetical fights from time to time. I think Bugs would win just for the fact that I think he could get a lot wackier then Caine and that would make Caine loose his mind. Anyway, that’s my two scents. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

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Caine crashing out in the new ep was amazing. The whiplash from him threatening Zooble to going goofy goober was just chef’s kiss. And also Pomni beat the bald allegations! She does have a bob! Does that mean she has an undercut then??? Since when she has her jester hat on the backside of her head is white. I’m probably just over thinking it, it’s most likely a design choice rather than something deep.