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I love soap so much I just wanna watch him die in every single tragic way. He's so cute.

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König:"So your entire team is fucking and you are just okay with that????"

Price:"do you think I care that my teammates and I are fucking the same person when I can literally die tomorrow?"

Soap, who just walked into the room :"omg does that mean I can fuck Nikolai?"

Price:"I'll shoot you where you stand, Sargent."

Soap:"but Gaz got to!"

Price:"Gaz what?"

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I'm not a writer but here's more of the idea

Soap sat outside that door for hours. a paper towel to his nose to stop the bleeding. It was a good hit. One of a trained soldier. Even if it was accidental. Which Soap knew it was. Every couple hours he'd try to get a response out of Simon. Anything. He just wanted to make sure Simon was okay. He never did get a response but that didn't stop him from trying. John was beating himself up over not listening to Simon. He made it worse. He didn't help him calm down at all. After 10 hours Ghost finally opened the door and Soap, who was barely awake, was there to greet him. It didn't take long to notice that he wasn't talking to Simon. Ghost's eyes were cold and distant. Simon never looked at him like that. "I'm sorry that I didn't listen to you. I kno-" soap doesn't get to finish his sentence before his world comes crashing down around him with one sentence. "Get out of my house." Soap can't read what ghost is thinking but they both know that this is a break up.

"Simon, what the fuck? Why?"

"My name is Ghost. get out, I'll drop your stuff off to you tomorrow."

When Soap felt an emotion he felt it big. He was always one to be petty during break ups but he just couldn't find it in him. This wasn't like other relationships where he found them cheating. This break up actually hurts. It felt as if his heart was being ripped out of his chest. "You're a pussy, Simon Riley. A fucking Pussy. Can't even break up with me without that dumb mask....such a pussy you wont even tell me why."

Soap found himself at a bar that morning. He didn't know how many pints down he was. All he knew was the man sitting next to him felt nice. His grip on his hip was familiar. Fuck it. He was single now. The man didn't look half bad from what he could see. Rebound Sex was easy. It always helped with other break ups. He turned to the man almost falling out of his seat as he does so.

"You wanna take me back to your house?" Soap's words were slurred as he spoke. He probably couldn't even walk by himself.

"yes, that's why I'm here. How drunk are you? It's 11 am!" Roach helped Soap out of his seat. The smell of shitty beer filling Roach's nostrils "Jesus, you couldn't even get the nice shit?"

Ghost spent that morning packing Soap's things. His clothes, the pots and pans he brought over when he found out Ghost didn't have any, every gift Soap had given to him tossed into a box like he didn't care. He scrubbed his entire house of anything to do with Soap. He threw it all into the trunk of his car and got into the driver's seat. He couldn't bring himself to turn on the car. He just sat there begging his hand to just turn the key. Instead he cried. No, he sobbed.

Tw: accidental hitting but I'll still say domestic abuse just to be safe. Ghost would never hit a romantic partner but I had this idea. (Also it's not at all romanticizing it)

Ghoap fanfic idea

Ghost having a panic attack like a really bad one. Soap trying to calm him down but it's not working. He's not listening when Ghost says between gasps of air to go away. Ghost isn't thinking straight. He's not processing that it's soap's hands on his wrists. He feels as if he's a child again. He feels the same terror he did as a kid. Just wishing his father would go away. Just wishing he'd stop hurting him. He just wants him to let go. In his panic to push his father away he hits him but it's not his father. It's Soap. Soap immediately grabs his nose letting out a grunt of pain. Ghost's eyes go wide as he See's blood drip from Soap's nose. "You got me good" Soap laughs, trying to lighten the mood. It doesn't help. Ghost feels a deep sense of terror. Ghost locked himself in the bathroom for that entire night. The terror of believing he is like his father consuming him. He was supposed to break the cycle. God, he wasn't even supposed to fall in love but of course as soon as he does this happens. Maybe he should just break up with soap. It would be safer for soap.

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Roach:"I don't wanna."

Ghost:"you have to. You're the man in the relationship."

Roach:"So are you!!!"

Ghost:"nah...not for this."

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Soap, to ghost:"go fuck yourself!"

Rookie:"yeah, fuck off!"

Soap:"The fuck you just say to him? He's your superior so act like it!"

Rookie:

Rookie:"but he's your superior too?"

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Horangi:"Why the fuck was my boyfriend tied up and shoved into a trash can? Who did it?"

Gaz, who did it:"I have no clue."

Soap, who helped:"maybe he did it himself."

Ghost, who actually didn't do anything:"Damn wish I did it. That fucker is annoying."

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I can explain my purchase...i have a CoD addiction?

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Gaz:"Why aren't Ghost and Roach talking to each other?"

Soap:"Oh they broke up."

Gaz:"THEY WHAT?"

Soap:"Don't worry they will be dating again by noon."

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I LOVE THIS FUCKING FANDOM SO MUCH. OMFG THIS IS AMAZING

Tw: accidental hitting but I'll still say domestic abuse just to be safe. Ghost would never hit a romantic partner but I had this idea. (Also it's not at all romanticizing it)

Ghoap fanfic idea

Ghost having a panic attack like a really bad one. Soap trying to calm him down but it's not working. He's not listening when Ghost says between gasps of air to go away. Ghost isn't thinking straight. He's not processing that it's soap's hands on his wrists. He feels as if he's a child again. He feels the same terror he did as a kid. Just wishing his father would go away. Just wishing he'd stop hurting him. He just wants him to let go. In his panic to push his father away he hits him but it's not his father. It's Soap. Soap immediately grabs his nose letting out a grunt of pain. Ghost's eyes go wide as he See's blood drip from Soap's nose. "You got me good" Soap laughs, trying to lighten the mood. It doesn't help. Ghost feels a deep sense of terror. Ghost locked himself in the bathroom for that entire night. The terror of believing he is like his father consuming him. He was supposed to break the cycle. God, he wasn't even supposed to fall in love but of course as soon as he does this happens. Maybe he should just break up with soap. It would be safer for soap.

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Soap:"Why is Price beating the shit out of a rookie?"

Ghost:"Oh, he told Roach he'd always be a woman, misgendered him, and then outed him to all the rookies."

Soap, leaning out the door to yell:"CUT OFF HIS DICK!"

Price, yelling back:"ALREADY PLANNING ON IT!"

Price, still kicking the rookie:"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY BOY!!!!"

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Tw: accidental hitting but I'll still say domestic abuse just to be safe. Ghost would never hit a romantic partner but I had this idea. (Also it's not at all romanticizing it)

Ghoap fanfic idea

Ghost having a panic attack like a really bad one. Soap trying to calm him down but it's not working. He's not listening when Ghost says between gasps of air to go away. Ghost isn't thinking straight. He's not processing that it's soap's hands on his wrists. He feels as if he's a child again. He feels the same terror he did as a kid. Just wishing his father would go away. Just wishing he'd stop hurting him. He just wants him to let go. In his panic to push his father away he hits him but it's not his father. It's Soap. Soap immediately grabs his nose letting out a grunt of pain. Ghost's eyes go wide as he See's blood drip from Soap's nose. "You got me good" Soap laughs, trying to lighten the mood. It doesn't help. Ghost feels a deep sense of terror. Ghost locked himself in the bathroom for that entire night. The terror of believing he is like his father consuming him. He was supposed to break the cycle. God, he wasn't even supposed to fall in love but of course as soon as he does this happens. Maybe he should just break up with soap. It would be safer for soap.

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Random bad Guy:"I have evidence you are cheating on Soap. You are going to do what I want or I send him a Video of you kissing Ghost."

Roach:"he also kisses Ghost."

Random bad guy:"what?"

Roach:"we all kiss Ghost...he needs it. if we don't he thinks we hate him."

Random bad guy:"the fuck?

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Soap: "Why did I find my boyfriend in the trunk of the car with a traumatic head wound?'

Price, who forgot he was in their: "shit...."

Gaz, who forgot he was in their:"fuck..."

Soap:"you have three seconds to start running and if I catch you imma beat the shit out of you."

Price:"I'm your Captain you can't threaten me."

Soap:"3...2.."

Price:"IT WAS KYLE'S FAULT!"

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part 2 to this

ghost got his vampire bf

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Cw: idk angst, man.

Modern Warfare AU (reboot) where everything is the same but Soap is shot with a higher caliber of weapon. 141 having to pick up pieces of Soap's head so they can take him home. The image of Soap's brains and broken skull burning into the mind of his boyfriend (any ship). His partner not even having the slightest bit of hope when they see that gun go off. Just having to fight while stepping in soap's gore.... That's it. I just want to traumatize them more.

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Angsty Ghoap fanfic AU idea cuz I'm bored.

Soap was something else. Ghost had never felt like he could trust someone else so much. Ghost knew he shouldn't but he couldn't help lowering his guard as Soap broke through every wall he had put up. Ghost never imagined himself being sappy or in love. God, he never even imagined telling someone he loved them but here he was planning on proposing. He had picked out what he believed to be the perfect ring. Something simple and none reflective so Soap wouldn't have to take it off for missions. He had hidden the ring in his dresser and waited for the perfect opportunity. While he waited for that opportunity he found himself sleeping better and better. Something about sleeping holding his Johnny made it so much easier. He truly trusted Soap. So Simon never expected to wake up feeling the burning pain of having his Boyfriend stab a knife into his chest. His warm blood quickly pulled around the wound, dripping onto the sheets. Ghost pushed Soap off him before he could bring the knife back down. He hit the ground with a loud thud, cussing in Russian as he looked up from the ground. Ghost had been betrayed before but not like this. Never in a million years did he think he'd be tricked by let alone fall for a Spy. Especially not one working for Makarov.

Or something like that idk. I don't know how to write.

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Damn thank god I'm disqualified from joining the military (due to "terrorist associations" which was bullshit....and slapping someone but that's neither here nor there ) cuz I act exactly like that shit. I cannot be a walking stereotype.

"why do you act like Soap is a slut?"

Bitch I view them all as sluts. You ever banged a military man? Or even interacted with one? Most of them are sluts!

Price is a slut

Gaz is a slut

Soap is a slut

Roach is a slut

Ghost is a slut

If they are in the military then they are a slut.