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If Guardians and Villains all got along

They'd probably sling me down by the end of this song

Seem like the whole galaxy go against me

Every time I wear the ring I hear

  "NOK! NOK! NOKK! NOK!"

  [Hook]

"Man down, where you from, Lantern?"

"Fuck who you know, where yo sector, my Lantern?"

"Where your power battery stay, huh, my Lantern?"

"This m.A.A.d Galaxy I run, my Lantern"

... Seen a Magenta-skinned alien with his brains blown out

Back on Korugar where Sinestro hang out

Now this is not a tape recorder saying that he did it

But ever since that day,Hal was looking at him different

That was back before my time, Before I was in my prime

Then I put that ring on & made my shine,  I'm from where they adapt to crime

Pack a van with four villains at a time, with the sliding door, fuck is up?

Fuck you shooting for if you ain't rolling up, you fucking punk?

When I start to sling, you know the law i bring

I got a shield up while making constructs of

AK's, AR's, "Aye y'all, duck."

That's what Killowog shouted when we was training during lunch

Aw man, goddamn, all hell broke loose

When Star Sapphire killed my wife back in '88, so fuck your truce

Green Lantern John Stewart as Kendrick Lamar "M.A.A.D. city"

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Hundreds of years of straight killin and killin

Started out as Samurai, blood spillin

No wonder there's slash marks on my upbringin

My healing ability made me numb to that thin skin

  Weapon X facility tried to replicate,

strapped me down, cut me open like a T-Bone steak

then they coat ya boys bones with that liquid hate

till it cooled  to a solid frame that they couldn't break

  Bud, I'm headmaster in the school zone

Black and yellow, black and yellow

stylish murder that be two tone

Six claws, six thousand chests that got air-holed

Lethal Ferris Beuller cuttin school with mutant

students before they full grown

  Couldn't do wrong

  With a fist full of daggers

and senses let me prosper

Adamantium up in my body

Fuck a doctor.

  The truth? Still tryin to fight my past

Like, Saber—

Tooth,

If he dies, he dies

  Like Magneto said to Charles

When we rise, we rise

Summers throwin lasers in his room

If he cries, he cries

  I couldn't drink away the pain

When Jean died, I felt her void in my brain

Then put that woman's name, on the school

  If you ask me, T'challa is a fool

If you seen Storm command the sky

Imagine what else she can do

  A million different mutants want a name this big

live forever, indestructible body

its a good gig

  Bud this complex,

simply cuz its honest

harder than the metal

that be running through my biceps

Bud, this Logan says

Logan scares

Outlive your bloodline

till your name is, dead.

  Snikt!

Wolverine as Pusha-T

Bars: William Evans

Art: Menton J Matthews

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[Barry Allen] This ain't a number one issue This is practically flash facts you know are true I made it just for Professor Zoom and... ... Gorilla Grodd, any villains that thought i was through why yall even trying trying Weather Wizard, Trickster, i got bad guys crying, no lying You villains' costumes too tight You colors too bright, you powers too light I might wear revamp for a year straight I might bring back the silver age My speed way past 100 Wally told me to dust y'all to keep it 1 hundred This is for Jessie Quick This tracks for the tornado twins, for Bart Allen,

I just named all my damn children  Villain this shit magnificent Return of Barry Allen, moment of silence [Only Hero to re-write history without a pen No sidekicks on the track let the story begin, begin, begin] This shit need a verse from Wally I might send this to the 1963 Barry Get somebody from Speed Force to talk on this Give this to a Jay Garrick, let'em a fox trot on it light speed when I style on this Got'em mad now watch me smile on this You villains gettin spot lighted too much Get back to jail you got fans excited too much I was dead 24 years So how is it I'm still the best hero here I don't be in the Justice League hallway

talking about how I rep the Justice League all day That sound stupid to me If you a Hero this is how you prove it to me Hero just get magnificent This is return of Barry Allen, moment of silence

The Flash Barry Allen as Jay-Z- "Death of Autotune" Art By : DC Comics

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[Batman] Sounds so Vigilante, don't you agree? OWW! Uhh I patented bats knocking out fillings, puttin villains in the slab Proof... I guess the cape crusader back, truth New batmobile, Tumbler Or the big bat-plane, I got two over hur' Arm out the window through Gotham city, Doing donuts slow broke back, came back, yall already know; go [Iron Man] "Damn Wayne and Stark', where the hell you been?" Villainz talkin real reckless, 2nd felons I son'd these heroes, Hit that trilogy on'em Now I'm 'bout to make'em cash Avengers 2 in They say I'm cocky, cause i got these villains on mute They ain't see me cause I pulled up in my other suit Last issue I was in my other other suit Throw the bat signal up cause we in this piece to uproot [Batman] Yeah, billionaire fresh, smellin like wealth I'm 'bout to call the justice league on myself Uh, live from Gotham Run up on Stark the wrong way I might Jason Todd'em Flee in the Quinjet 10,000 feet above surface Rich vigilantes asylum already purchased Uh, More methods than Christian Bale I run Arkham Asylum, I'm never goin to jail [Iron Man] I made Robert Downey Jr I'm never goin to fail Extremis level flow, it's never goin stale Luxury rap, the Bill Gates of verses Sophisticated privilege, I write my checks with curses I make it custom, you a customer You ain't 'custommed to goin through Marvel's customs, you ain't seen nothing, huh? And all the demons in the bottle got 'em showin ass I'm done, I'll hit you with a repulsar-blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast!

Art by: Marco D'Alfonso (M7781)

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Go, go, go, go, go, go

Go Emma, it's your birthday

We gonna throw shade like it's your birthday

We gonna tip valet like it's your birthday

And you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday

[Hook]

You can find me in the Hellfire club, bottle full of bub'

Look I got the X but not like Xavier does

I'm into world domination, I ain't into peace & love

So come an get snubbed if you think i give a fuck

[Sebastion Shaw]

When I pull up out front, you see the sentinel on dubs

When I roll 5 deep, it's 5 omega level muties in the club

Charles heard I fuck with politics, now x-men dont wanna show me love

When you sound like Magneto, all homo-superiors, they ready to buck

But associate ain't nothin' changed: Humans down, mutants up

I see black bishop in the cut; hey mutant, stack that money up

If you watch how I move, you'll mistake me for a congress man or pimp

Been hit with a few optic blasts but I don't walk with a limp

In the burbs, in Beverly Hills. they sayin' Shaw you hot

They like me, but I want them to hate me like they hate Cyclops

But holla in New York them mutants will tell you I'm ice cold

And the plan is to put homosapiens in a choke hold

I'm fully focused man, my powers on my mind

Got too many mill's to be trill yet I'm still on the grind

Now Emma said she feeling my kinetic, she feeling my energy

said her henchmen paid to die and so lets roll on these enemies- Sebasation Shaw as 50 Cent "In Da Club" Art by Lucas Ackerman

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I'm bout that M, town coming coming down

I'm coming down, drippin' diamonds on the ground

M, M, Town, Town, I'm coming down

Coming, coming down, dripping diamonds on the ground

  [Verse 1: Emma Frost]

I know when you were little girls

You dreamt of being in my world

Telepathic, Telepathic

Respect that, bow down mutants (Frost!)

I took some time to get my powers right

But don't think I'm just Scott's 2nd wife

Don't get it twisted, get it twisted

This my shit, bow down Mutants

Bow down Mutants, bow bow down Mutants (Frost)

Bow down Mutants, bow bow down Mutants (Frost)

M Town bishes

H, H Town vicious

I'm so Frost Frost, bow down Mutants

  I'm out that M, town, coming coming down

I'm coming down, drippin' diamonds on the ground

  M, M town town

I'm coming down

Coming, coming down

Drippin' diamonds on the ground

  [Verse 2: Ororo "Storm" Munroe]

We teach Nerd girls to shrink themselves

To make themselves smaller

We say to Nerd girls

"You can have pop culture

But not too much

You should aim to be knowledgeable

But not too knowledgeable

Otherwise you will threaten the nerd male"

Because I am a female nerd

I am expected to aspire to mainstream comics

I am expected to make my fandom choices

Always keeping in mind that

shipping is the most important

Now shipping can be a source of

Joy and love and mutual support

But why do we say nerd girls aspire to shipping

And we not the same of Nerd boys?

We raise nerd girls to have to defend their nerd

Not for validation or for bragging rights

Which I think can be a good thing

But for the approval of male nerds

We teach girls that they cannot be nerdy beings

In the way that boys are

Nerdimist: the person who believes in the social

Political, and pop culture equality of the sexes

  [Verse 3: Emma Frost]

You power up, mutant

Post up, mutant

Tumblr round in it, mutant

Reblogging on that, mutant

This diamond, flawless

My diamond, flawless

This X, mutant

My X, mutant

I was born like this

I was born like this

We mutants, ladies tell 'em

I was born like this

I was born like this

We mutants, ladies tell 'em

Say I, look so good tonight

God damn, God damn

Say I, look so good tonight

God damn, God damn, God damn

  X-men taught me good combat training

Xavier taught me how to love my haters

Stepford Cuckoos tell me I should speak my mind

My man made me feel so God damn fine

  [Verse 4: Emma Frost]

You power up, mutant

Post up, mutant

Tumblr round in it, mutant

Rebloggin on that, flawless

This diamond, flawless

My diamond, flawless

This X, mutant

My X, mutant

I was born like this

I was born like this

We mutants, ladies tell 'em

I was born like this

I was born like this

We mutants, ladies tell 'em

Say I, look so good tonight

God damn, God damn

Say I, look so good tonight

God damn, God damn, God damn

I'm mutant

Emma Frost as Beyonce/Storm as Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie -flawless Photo Credit: Marvel / Bars: Omar Holmon

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Xavier had a dream

Xavier had a dream

Jean Grey have a dream

"All my Life I had Telepathic Powers, Respect my mind or die from Pheonix Fire"

- Jean Grey/ Kendrick Lamar "back seat freestyle" Phoenix by kevinwada

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Welcome to my hood, everybody know everybody and if I got it my whole nation got it

Welcome to my hood, look at all these new age weapons, most advanced in the world no half steppin (illuminati)

Welcome to my hood, the whole village know who the king is, and everybody know this is the remix

Welcome to my hood, that country will put it down hard  (RaH, Rah) that's the sound of the Panther Gawd in my hood

"Everybody in the nation with the army merkin & workin on the front line These skrulls trying to invade wakanda? They chose the wrong time Bodies on top of bodies when Ororo Munroe takeover

lightning bolts and hurricanes before i jump back in like my break over Fields covered with super skrulls, the panther god out stalkin the street now All black everything you the wrong color and catch a Dr. Doom beatdown

Shuri hiin them switches, The Dora Milaje killin them "killers" While T'Challa gettin heads, more tops than kitchen counters got my claws and my partna just bought the storm up

Now this super skrull sayin he bout that life but that aint goin be enough  I'ma run black & blue  all over this mutha fucka's green and make a crop circle out his ass so my message gets seen"- 

T'Challa (Black Panther) as Ludacris "Welcome to my hood"

Art by Marvel

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Shurii Bomaye! Shuri Bomaye!

Panther God let Wakanda thrive another day

Shuri Bomaye! Shuri Bomaye!

Got T'Challa an inifinity gems  fuck what you got to say!- Shuri as Game "Ali Bomaye"

Art by Marvel

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Batman: I don't care what nobody say Ima Vigilante (Vigilante) Stay Cowl Stay Gotham City

(cause I'm out here crime fightin') Heroes talk about greatness Whenever they speak about me

(Cause I'm out here crime fightn') I ain't compromising Nothing with no villain homie I gotta clean these streets

(cause I'm out here crime fightin')

I ain't slept in 8 days I can go for 52 weeks Ain't nothing to me Cause I am Gotham city.

Tim Drake: Put my life on the grapple line So I'm likely to stop crime I'm on top of the Arkham game

If you like it or not Ask how I lead the Titans Ask how the murder rate dropped

You'll be dealing with this bow When I'm at that 20 hit-combo Drake deal with the realest

Fighting against super powered killas R on the wheels of the cycle I never crash no geico

I do it to the hood I do it cause them Wanyes great You villains wish you could, Tim Drake cock blocking you from robbing banks

Jason Todd:

Hey, Bruce Heard your bringing My name up

Crowd ain't want me back Think I give a fuck Better stop me now

Before these villains get shot up Came back in the world gunnin Leaving when they can't bust

Yeah, I run with Out-laws man, so what I give it to'em raw tombstone and crowbars

Send your henchmen I bet they become past tense I ain't scared to let go

I believe in violence

Night Wing:

N-I-G-H-T-W-I-N-G Dick Grayson (NIGHTWING! HE DA BEST) x3

I gear up to get them streets cleared up I'm Mike Haggar

What can I say I'm an addition to my environment

Uh oh, I'm against the wall bodies as far as i can see escrima sticks to dem villains

Now when it comes to Batman

Next in line has got to be me battled for the cowl and i beat'em all but I can't forget about knight fall

I still remain a Titan Shoutin out "Titans Go" was the battle call

Now all I want is respect

I don't care what villains say They can talk behind closed bars With they regrets and bow'd heads

(Cause we da best)

Art by Phil Cho Batman as Akon, Tim Drake as Rick Rose, Jason Todd as Plies, Nightwing as Lil' Boosie via DJ Khaled "Out Here Grinding"

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Many Villains, wish death upon me

Blood in my chest, and its all I see

I'm trying to be, what I'm destined to be

And villains trying to take my life away

I put a hole in villain for fucking with me

Heroes back me to the wall, but they don't see

but they watch how they talk, when they talk about me

'Cause, to me it's noting take a life away

Many Villains many, many, many, many men

Wish death upon me, Lord I don't cry no more

Don't look to the sky no more

Don't want no mercy on me

Now these soft villains putting money on my head

Go on and get your refund motherfucker, Punisher ain't dead

I'm the bullet int he chamber, waiting to come around

I'm the underground vigilante and shootin atop the mound

When I cock back, the crime rate goes down every time

I'm the coldest, something like Wyaat Earp in his prime

I bend the block with where they sell in bundles

I'll knock a ciminal even if they humble

Swing the shotty when I rumble

Show your ass what my Colt 45's do

Got a temper villain, go ahead, lose your head

Try and shoot back at me?, get clapped and lose your legs

I walk around guns on my waist, heart gettin colder

Till I bust a clip in your face, villains, this beef ain't ever gon be over- Frank Castle The Punisher as 50 Cent "Many Men"

Art by Marvel

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Heroes Die A Lot, Heroes Die A Lot

Heroes Die, Heroes Die, Heroes Die A Lot 

I Know U Think U Nice,

U Just Nice In Ya Comic

Wit These Fan Boys In Da Bow

Swearin That You Bout It

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This Is Why I'm Hot

This Is Why I'm Hot

I Ain't Scared 2 Die

I Ain't Scared Of Gettin Locked

I Earned The Fear Of Ra's

And From All That I lived Through

If U Fuck With The Villain

Then I Gotta Put Rounds In U 

Reload, Now Continue

I Been Facing Heros as Competition

I Ain't Got No Issue With The Battles Its Just Part Of The Mission

But I Keep It Slade Wit U 

Thats Emptying The Clips I Can't Stand These Heroes Cats Swear I Can't Really Rip

Batman Ain't A Clapper

Green Arrow Think He A Shooter

My Record Nine and O

But They Try To Say I'm The Loser

Yea Right We Ain't Stupid

We Don't Believe These Posers

I Snipe'em Out On The Roof

Word Is Lasso Of Truth, Son, It's Over

So Let Me Guess Bout The Impression You Face'n

Is That Batman Could Beat Slade With Time & Preparation

But Thats Just Pretend, I Let'em Shine In His Comic

Until Its Hand to Hand, Or I Just Let The Rifle Vomit- Slade Wilson as Talib Kweli "N*** Lie A lot" (This is why i'm hot remix)

Art by Alessandro Baldasseroni

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Shout out to new debuts and back issues  New mutants with new stacks I been X-Gene Retro act, but I’m just bringing it back Like Cable did with 6 Pack New mutants, they looking up to me S.H.E.I.L.D.  Agents they lookin round for me You can turn up your nose homosapiens Never gone turn down  Homo-Superior homie Knock knock I'm at your nation’s house

Straight cash I bought ya nation out You shoulda came to the housewarming Came and see what Utopia was 'bout Black Bird in the driveway A buck 35 above the highway Emma Frost on my intercom Loud as fuck I did it my way A million new mutants before the album dropped New costume after shit got real Ask Wolverine about me Them claws retract, a mutie been trill By the way, fuck your math You ain't gotta count them mutants I can add 1 million, 2 million, 3 million, 20 million Oh, I got Maria Hill mad Might crash ya Internet And I ain't even youtube that When I was talking to Avengers Last thing they wanted was that picture snapped S.H.I.E.L.D. still lurking They see I'm still putting work in Cause somewhere in America Scott Summers is still Merkin' Merk, Merk, Merk, Merk Merk, Scottie, Scoitte, Merk Merk, Merk, Scottie, Scottie, Scottie, Merk Twerk, yeah, ugh-huh Merk, Scottie, Scottie, Scottie Only in America- Scott Summers as Jay -Z  -"Somewhere in America"

Art by Marvel

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Tony Zucco killed my dad & mom it was on Started out boy wonder now i'm grown, training terms failed and learn, hurtin till my vision blurred but I took these escrima sticks, an villains finna err When you start from the batcave you can't see the top So when you get to it, you can't stop Next thing you know you lookin’ for a bat signal Up in the sky line, praying for gotham to be fine

I remember reminiscing in the bat-mobile like I wonder if Bruce ever goin’ quit it I wonder when Batman goin stop being here night vison, caught more villains than I ever caught with Teen Titans this year

"Nightwing as Two Chains (My Moment)" art by Dc Comics

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All of the lights All of the lights All of the lights All of the lights [Carol Ferris] Charge up the rings in here, baby Extra bright, I want y'all to see this Charge up the Rings in here, baby You know what I need Want you to see everything Want you to see all of the lights

(all of the lights) [Alicia Keys] Past Mars, shooting stars [Rihanna & Alicia Keys] (all of the lights, all of the lights) Until it's Oa everywhere we are (all of the lights, all of the lights) If you will it you can get it for the rest of your life [x2] [Hal Jordan] Something wrong constructs in my head Sinestro gone, our gaurdians dead! I spoke to guy, He reppin the reds I took some time and the corps got lead

I’m heading home, I’m almost there I’m on my way through earth atmosphere To my surprise a Lantern replacing me I had to take 'em to that Green Lantern Corps university [Chorus] All of the lights Hope lights, Yellow lights, Violet lights Black lights, Indigo lights All of the lights All of the lights Space life, ring life League life, Will life

Blackest night (all of the lights)- Hal Jordan as Kanye West

 (art by Dc Comics / Bars by Omar Holmon)

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Y'all can threaten my afterlife / just never speak it

One Cross accompanied by prayers / I never need it

burning souls, suicides and second sight

take away what we love / we'd all be Poppa Midnite

  reporting live from the realm where they cast tragic

sober in an occult full of dark magic

y'all concerned with Zatanna and Deadman

I'm concerned with cults trying to dead the man

though I'm leading / I don't really know the path

but the future can't be worse / if you really know past

fuck being understood / you should avoid my wrath

but how can I expect caped heroes to know the half

  when hell marches, who you ridin with?

similar to a bridge / the way I close a rift

everybody shouldn't read the spells / if they don't get the jist

Billy Batson couldn't handle the gift (shit)

  they say I changed since London

we can't share the same fleece / if we didn't run the same con

I hit the states just to show them what scam was

Nevermind demons / they didn't tell me who Madame was

that's why I smoke by the pack

so if you look up to me / you'll never get your lungs back

I mean, I'm not a role model / I'm a confidence man

a product of having no confidence in a godly man

League Dark got the strength of the Spectre

and my logic ain't designed to be subjected to hero lectures

Good intent is too much pressure / Toss Holy Water on lesser

there'll be spirits trapped in hell / if I let hexes fester

  last night I had an epiphany

then wrote it in my spell book in caligraphy

I see so many people looking for validity

that's the wrong search if what's lost is dignity

I certainly have grown since Swamp

spells make your heart stop

but I'll hypnotize you / if you know what I'm about

better own what you spout

I ran a con on God / and you think you got clout?

Reminded when I vent / Heaven left me first without consent

two memos for the heartless: One's repent

second jewel: don't count kindness as a strength

  No crux, no curse

I got no vendetta for y'all

I mean, I only want better for myself

sometimes I even want better for y'all

I swear

  John Constantine as Joe Budden

Art: DC Comics; Bars: William Evans

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Can’t a Young Avenger please readers anymore? Tell Marvel our fans is bangin’ on the door Can I be a bad bitch and still have flaws Posed on the issue cover gettin mad applause?

Dinner with Captain America,  racin’ wit’ Quicksilver I told you ma’fuckers  it was more than the quiver In space one day to hangin wit the Runaways We done heard all that loud-ass barkin’,  we used to it

I’m from where mentors fucked up,  Two-arrows up Might even kill a villain and YouTube it So whoever think they aim affect me is too stupid And if you could do it better than me, then you shoot it We flyer than the Quinn jet,  floatin’ wit’ no pilot 8 members reppin the set,  we been on this marvel shit!

Don’t talk about teen titans,  ‘cause I embarrass you Shut the fuck up if you talkin Young Justice ‘fore I embarrass you - Kate Bishop as Kanye West

(art by Marvel Comics / Bars: Omar Holmon)