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CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!

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My reaction whenever anyone mentiones basically any tma character bc theyre all so fine and i am just a man

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Unedited version // slight eye strain(?)

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Omfg the entirety of 19B wtnv/wtdb gives me such uncanny valley, its like just making my skin crawl. Like every word and emotion in it is like the fake skin on that one realistic robot lady.

Also like the figuring out what everything looks like afterwards is such a fucking whiplash what the fuck

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Started listening to wtnv (im on ep 16) and like cecil is so real when he talks abt carlos like 'blah blah blah time something get the word out blah blah'

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This reminds me of those angels who come down to earth all eyes and stuff and are like 'BE NOT AFRAID'

Wolfy the old English men were talking about you again. Should I Get Them.

What

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I think i dreamed this au or maybe saw it somewhere, idk, but Harry Potter Au where Petunia gets her shit together after getting harry, divorces vernon, becomes a doctor (im thinking this was a dream) and then later starts dating a french witch. All through out harry and dudley are like super close, basically twins and cause nearly as much chaos if not more than the weasley twins.

So when harry is like 9 he decides to change his name to Harry Potter-Evans couse yeah his mom was but so is his aunt who absolutely dadores him and raised him like her own.

Couse of some stuff idr dudley could also do magic, but him and harry didnt realise that they were supposed to use wands because Petunia forgot to specify in her stories, so for years theyd just throw fireball at eachother. Like any joke fighting, practising magic or even just fucking around needed atleast 1 fireball.

So when harry comes to hogwarts (dudley went to the french school), he is just so much more open and chaotic. Like the proffesors hoped he would be calm or atleast not that chaotic but like midway through the first week he fireballed someone.

So yk immedeatly attached to ron since the train so he asks to be put in griffindor so hed be with his friend, but decides hes an honorary slytherin bc he threatened to fireball the hat to go to gryffindor, if he didnt he wouldve been a snake. None of the other slytherins know why hes there. They cannot for the life of them get rid of him. He comes back, like atleast once a week to fuck with everyone.

So at the endof 1st year he instead of burning quirlmort with his hands he just fireballs on instinct

Idr what was later tbh

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I took a break from my commissions to make a DoorKeay piece that's been clouding my visions

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The masculine urge to ask my mom how i can die as her daughter since i didnt even live as one

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The feeling of being in multiple fandoms where characters have the same names

Like yes okay we die like jason but which one

Which tim are we talking abt, the doomed by the writing of jonny sims or doomed by the writing of dc authors

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What if when drawing Michael i just dont add shading to his clothes or hair. Like itll be so much brighter and as for the hair ill just draw a bunch of small spirals. It wont make sense for my style bc i always render hair + clothes

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Everytime i see this fanart i want to just bite into it and shake my head like a rabid dog

Like this image is me with this art

win for traumatised individuals! local eldritch horror is here to rip it all out free of charge

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The duality of man

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MY KIDS 😭

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My worm wife<3 🪱

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Dc x Dp Prompt

Look when Sam said that he's been acting like a cat more and more recently Danny thought she was joking. But now there are cat ears sticking out of his head and he has absolutelly no clue what to do.

Just yesterday he transformed into Phantom just fine, nothing out of the ordinary. His hair white, eyes green, teeth fanged, everything how its supposed to be. Now he is transformed and there are cat ears sticking out of his everflowing hair. A pair of unnaturally white fluffy cat ears.

But its not like he could think about it, hes fighting (insert ghost). And oh fuck. Thats Sam and Tucker in the crowd taking pictures of him. Clockwork has forsaken him, Danny had no other explanation.

After the fight he was gonna head to Tucker's because why is he a furry now. Sure maybe going to Frostbite is a smart idea, but Danny was so not in the mood for that.

So standing in Tucker's bedroom he was just waitung for his partners best friends to stop laughing at his misery. Danny could have waited, he wanted to if he was honest with himself. But he kind of can't do that when a freaking PORTAL opens up underneath him.

He barely felt the summoning take place before he was falling through the portal as Sam's and Tucker's faces froze with worry. Danny felt his form change, entering a more kingly one.

He arose in some dingy dungeon. A circle in blood and green around him with symbols drawn around. "Who dares summon the Ghost King?" His voice echoy and distorted boomed. I mean, if he was being summoned he can atleast be a bit dramatic.

A dying laughter cut through. All of Danny's 2?4?9?35? eyes snapped in its direction. There stood a depressed looking trenchcoat guy. He reeked of alcohol and magic.

"The- *wheeze* the fucking king's a furry-" trenchcoat barely got out laughing, a british accent present.

Danny's eyes quickly scanned his surrounding in confusion, seeing... holy shit isthatBatman. Trying to not appear super shocked he looked towards a very conviniently placed mirror in the dungeon (idk man im half asleep).

His Crown Of Ice floated above his head, the kindgly regalia looked normal, the totally normal amount of eyes and mouths sat on their regular places, constalations floating around him. But holy shit why were his legs like a cats? Is that a tail??? The ears are probably surprising him the least.

How was he supposed to be serius when even the depressed british gandalf didn't. And this was infront of The Batman. Danny is about to die fully right now. Death from embarassment, worse than electrecution. Trust him.