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water with..........teeth

sparkling water is just spicy water

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“Not to be racist or anything, but Asian people HHHSGUSUSGSYSHSHHHSHS”

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anne: don’t do anything stupid!

eddie: you know i won’t :)

eddie at the life foundation 0.2 seconds later:

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it's one am and god I am so fucking hungry. can't wait to wake up tomorrow. have some breakfast. put some food in my goddamn mouth. can't wait to eat in the morning

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The only sense of time I now have is pre-infinity war and post-infinity war. any other eras don’t matter

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NEVER EVER getting over the fact that Tom improvised this scene. Shattering all my hopes, dreams, and my heart.

This boy better get some kind of award for his amazing acting in this.

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the post infinity war moodboard

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Sebastian Stan and Chris Evans’ double rehearsing their “highway fight” from “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”.

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Training session that consists of Clint beating everyone at dodgeball

I enjoy this

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ARE YOU FUCKKIINGGG KIDDING ME HE LITERALLY JUST STEPS IN FRONT OF THE CAR THAT IS ON FIRE AND COULD CRUSH HIS BODY AND NONCHALANTLY MOVES ASIDE LIKE ITS NOTHING I MEAN WHATS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND BUCKY LIKE OH IM GONNA WAIT TILL THE LAST SECOND TO MOVE BC I FEEL LIKE BEING THEATRICAL

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i get to watch avengers infinity war in NINETY FUCKING SEVEN (97) DAYYSSSSSS asdflghjklllshdj fuCK. YES. bINCH!!!! i’m So Fucking Excited!!! just 3 months left…. it’s So Close!! and we’ll be getting a bunch of new promos and shit. we’ll be getting the second international trailer soon, tv spots, official character posters, more concept art, new interviews, thE PRESS TOUR!!!!! asdfkjlghslfkls binch i can’t fucking wait !!!!!

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Middle schoolers: I saw the fight.

Literally everyone in the grade:

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If I have a daughter I’m going to name her Hydrogen but call her Hydie because since Hydie’s not usually nickname for something only she and I will know the true origin of her name and she’ll face humiliation whenever she’s required to include her full name on formal applications

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Steve: *sneezes*

*theres suddenly a creaking noise above Cap’s head*

Steve: what the?-

Clint: *whispers from inside the vents* God Bless America

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99.9% sure this is how infinity war is gonna go