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Ok but who names their kid "Ghislaine"?

That sounds like the medieval name of a bacterial disease with coughing and puss, or a disgusting plant that smells horrible when it flowers, or the bile tract of some animal you're going to butcher and eat

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I wonder what the "gays for trump!" People from 2016 are doing now.

Oh right nothing because they're either dead, getting hate crimed, or in hiding.

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"I didn't vote for kamala because she didn't have a strong enough stance on palestine!"

You know who did? Donald Trump.

Look at you now.

Look at Gaza now.

Because of YOU 🫵

Kamala Harris lost by 2.3 million votes. The amount of people like you, and the people you convinced not to vote for her DWARFS that 2.3 million number. That's at least 4-7 million people according to multiple polls over the last 10 months, both young people and old people who YOU convinced not to vote for her, because... what was it... oh right, "we have to show the democrats we won't just take the bare minimum they give us!"

You know who would have taken that bare minimum? Every one of the 50,000+ Gazans who were killed because of YOUR choice. Aw, do you feel bad? 😧 Do you feel attacked? ☹️ Good. It's about time you feel uncomfortable and take some kind of responsibility and accountability for what YOU did.

And you know what?

Put every other terrible thing trump is doing aside, how do you live with yourself after having two (2) ✌️ and ONLY two (2) ✌️ options - the chance of the US not letting Israel go anywhere near as far as they have gone, or the sure outcome of trump sending billions of dollars to Israel to turn it into a parking lot, and dancing on its grave after Israel tortured, starved, and killed thousands of innocent men women and children in cold blood.

And, even IF the outcome would have been the same, where Kamala Harris would have been just as big of a lap dog for Israel (she wouldn't have been), then how can you vote for trump, or not vote at all, knowing that while kamala would have just been a less effective Biden;

- Trump WILL cut Medicaid

- he WILL defund the EPA

- he WILL let corporations put toxins and plastics back in the drinking water

- he WILL get rid of regulations on his CEO buddies to let them dump as many pollutants into the air in cites and our drinking water

- he WILL do everything in his power to attack LGBTQ people

- he WILL fire everybody and put his own unqualified loyalists in top positions to be yes men to his every command

- he WILL do everything in his power to try and keep himself in power as long as possible

- he WILL do all of the terrible things he's promised to do on the campaign trail the WHOLE TIME.

Now you want to act like you were on Palestine's side the whole time. You obviously WANTED this genocide to happen.

How stupid do you need to be to think that this was all just some virtue signaling game?

You are directly responsible for the painful deaths of thousands of Gazans and I'm tired of acting like you 🫵 (yes, YOU) aren't.

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Sometimes I get sad about the internet not being funny anymore and just political slop, but then I see a hilarious post on like Twitter and it's dated from just a few weeks ago and I'm like "yeah, we still got it 🥲"

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Listen, Jesus was a cool guy and I think we should all try to be like him, but why would God commit such atrocities in the old testament, ordain israeli killing sprees across the mountains of the Levant, slaughtering innocent men women and children, give us instructions on how to keep slaves, and kill people on the spot who worship him in slightly the wrong way, and makes sure we know disabled people cant worship him etc. if he wanted us to follow him at all? Is all that really just a "test" if we weigh our spot in a promised heaven heavier than the wellbeing and human rights of other human beings?

I know that the old testament isn't followed anymore, and it's more of a history/stories of people in ancient times, but how are we supposed to just sweep all that under the rug and act like it's all good just because god said so? Are you saying god makes mistakes? He's really not that all knowing and all good and all benevolent then is he?

And he talks multiple times in the old testament about there being other gods, but you must only worship him. Why should I, as a white American worship an Israeli war god of the middle east who promised to provide for them as long as THEY keep his covenant?

And are we even sure you don't have to follow his word in the old testament? He makes it pretty clear in late deuteronomy that if you dont you will be killed and die a painful death due to plagues and your children will be killed and sold into slavery.

There are a million more things wrong with it all, and it all just seems so convoluted. 🤷‍♂️

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You can say "shit", Chaya, you corny motherfucker.

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I'm sorry but if you're still playing roblox at 21 and over there is probably something wrong with you.

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I still can't believe MAGA is not only still on board with this pedophile, but they're so stupid that they can't see through the lazy misdirection of trying to indict a president from 10 years ago for being a "traitor", And he still won't say what Obama did that makes him a traitor

(Because Obama did nothing that makes him a traitor)

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Conspiracy theorists will never believe facts unless they want to. They will always just make up another conspiracy.

(Yes I am aware this is kind of a bad example because now we know for sure it was the CIA/Mossad, but you can apply this to literally any other conspiracy theory and it still works the same.

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Oops! Mr. Gums messed up.

Even he sees that it's "genes" not "jeans"

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There are no hostages in Gaza.

Israel made sure to kill them all so they would always have a reason to be attacking Gaza.

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Soon enough, Israel will cross the line like they always do, and elected US politicians will not have to choose between a foreign country, and a foreign country.

They will be forced to choose between a foreign country, and the United States of America.

It will be fun to see what happens to the ones that currently support Israel when that happens.

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I mean just look at this man.. 🤦‍♂️ never been more embarrassed to be an American than in the last few months.

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...Said the "pedophilia is normal and ok actually!" pedophile supporter and Trump supporter, who is a few punctuation marks away from being a self described open pedophile herself.

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"But OP, you're in an echo chamber!"

WRONG.

I regularly converse with people irl and online who are part of political ideologies you didn't even know could exist.

Have you ever talked to a transmasc, anti-vaxxer Muslim?

How about a pro eco-terrorism, feminist, tech bro, far right asexual?

Or maybe a down south banjo playing hillbilly who's not a confederate sympathizer, but a 1776 style anti-revolutional loyalist to the British crown?

What about a Turkish, pro-greek, Native American land back movement, anti-immigration disabled femboy, who's... AN ENGINEER?

I know people in planes of political beliefs who George Washington could have never accounted for. You have no idea what my mind has attempted to comprehend.

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Listen i don't like to bash people's appearances but the Sydney Sweeney ad is also just ridiculous in the fact that...

She doesn't have great genes.

She looks like she's 30-35 in that ad, she barely has boobs, NO ass, her hair looks super damaged and she sounds like it hurts to talk. I don't understand why people even thought she was hot in the first place.

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1985:

Liberals: "i think everybody should be treated as equals and we should work together to make the world a better place!😄🥰"

Conservatives: "i agree! But i think that while doing it, we should simply be a little bit more conservative with our allies and corporate grants, hence our name!😉🥰"

Centrists: "even though they have different views, they can still be friends and reach a middle ground when talking about politics!"

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2025:

Liberals: "i think everybody should be treated as equals and we should work together to make the world a better place!"

Conservatives: "I WANT TO KILL EVERY NON CHRISTIAN AND PUT YOU PEOPLE IN CAMPS. ALL IMMIGRANTS ILLEGAL AND LEGAL SHOULD BE SHOT ON SIGHT. ISRAEL HAS EVERY RIGHT TO KILL AS MANY BROWN CHILDREN IN GAZA AS THEY SEE FIT. WE SHOULD INVADE ANY SOVERIGN COUNTRY WE WANT SUCH AS GREENLAND, CANADA OR OTHERWISE AND KILL THEIR CITIZENS AND TAKE THEIR LAND. WE MUST ALL BOW DOWN TO OUR GOD KING DONALD TRUMP WHO 39% OF US, ACCORDING TO MULTIPLE POLLS, THINK IS THE 2ND COMING OF JESUS.

Centrists: "even though they have different views, they can still be friends and reach a middle ground when talking about politics!"